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Post by i.Sarita.com on Feb 3, 2010 22:33:24 GMT -5
Haven't been to one. Will never go to one. No offence to anyone who enjoys them, I just can't think of anything more pointless I can think of a place to go that's a lot more pointless....but it's against board rules to talk about.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2010 22:35:28 GMT -5
I'm an old-timey sap. I search for members of the opposite sex that I am attracted to and can identify with. That's the level the mojo works at. I've no desire to conquer every woman I find even moderately attractive. I'm not looking to stack numbers up. I'm not so hard up as to buy physical pseudo-affection from some random.
Maybe that makes me repressed, I don't know, but it takes more than a purchased twat to the face to move this guy.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Feb 3, 2010 22:39:57 GMT -5
Haven't been to one. Will never go to one. No offence to anyone who enjoys them, I just can't think of anything more pointless I can think of a place to go that's a lot more pointless....but it's against board rules to talk about. Then why even bring it up?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2010 22:44:21 GMT -5
I stopped going to strip clubs when I found out they don't take nickels. I'm surprised they let in potatoes in the first place. How do you card a potato? At most they're, what, a couple of months old?
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 3, 2010 22:50:00 GMT -5
There's a strip club I've been to, where they get completely naked and grind against you for 10 bucks, and for a couple of bucks let your rub lotion on their breasts... ;D
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Feb 3, 2010 22:51:22 GMT -5
I can think of a place to go that's a lot more pointless....but it's against board rules to talk about. Then why even bring it up? There wasn't one. Obviously.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Feb 3, 2010 23:29:11 GMT -5
Well, before I got laid, strip clubs were the only place I could see the nude female form live and in person.
Now that I have a fiance, I don't go. There's no need to.
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Post by Jason on Feb 4, 2010 0:37:59 GMT -5
I mean, if people want to see dirty women get naked, you would probably be cheaper getting and touching the REAL thing for less around your local corner.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Feb 4, 2010 0:41:23 GMT -5
I wouldn't mind going I'm not THAT interest. Besides, my dad always claims that he and I will go to one and the thought of stare at naked women with my dad is just... weird.
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Post by Professor Chaos on Feb 4, 2010 1:12:01 GMT -5
They're good if you're in a drought with the ladies. Go in the VIP room and have a hot chick grind all over you, rub her boobs in your face, and usually give you a happy ending. VIP rooms are pricey of course but it's the only way to go to make it worthwhile.
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Post by Stu on Feb 4, 2010 1:19:43 GMT -5
I went to them several times when I first began college. That was more than 10 years ago. I now have strip clubs among bars and casinos as far as places I go when depressed or have to let off steam.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 4, 2010 1:30:19 GMT -5
Well, before I got laid, strip clubs were the only place I could see the nude female form live and in person. Now that I have a fiance, I don't go. There's no need to. 'Course, it's always nice when your gf/fiancee/wife go with you.... makes it a bit more interesting...
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 2:42:20 GMT -5
I'm 28, and I've only been once. I thought it was stupid.
First I pay a cover charge. Then I have to buy at least two drinks. Then there's a mildly attractive girl dancing around naked. I'm supposed to give her money to keep doing her job, and at the same time I'm supposed to believe that she is doing this for my personal arousal, despite the fact that she was already on stage when I showed up. And should I get excited enought to want to touch this probably disease-ridden whore, I will be thrown out.
Or I could just have sex or masturbate to pornography for free, while drinking free beer.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 4, 2010 2:50:11 GMT -5
i used to go a bit back in the day with my peeps, im still actually pretty good friends with one of the girls, i see her out at gigs every once in a while
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 2:53:53 GMT -5
Ok, so out of all you guys here I'm the pervert for always having fun at the strip club? Seriously, it's just me?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 4, 2010 2:56:49 GMT -5
Ok, so out of all you guys here I'm the pervert for always having fun at the strip club? Seriously, it's just me? no i have an awesome time, just cost too much money and it startws to feel a little wierd when i noticed staff were recognising me but if it doesnt work out with the girl im seeing now chances are ill be hangin out there again when my mates and i have a few beverages out on the town
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 3:02:23 GMT -5
Ok, so out of all you guys here I'm the pervert for always having fun at the strip club? Seriously, it's just me? no i have an awesome time, just cost too much money and it startws to feel a little wierd when i noticed staff were recognising me but if it doesnt work out with the girl im seeing now chances are ill be hangin out there again when my mates and i have a few beverages out on the town Oh good. Don't get me wrong, I go to one like, every 2 or 3 years, but it's always a blast. The clubs here are different from the US though. The strippers have "games" and prizes that can be won. Plus, you get to use your coins (loonies and twoonies).
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 4, 2010 3:16:35 GMT -5
no i have an awesome time, just cost too much money and it startws to feel a little wierd when i noticed staff were recognising me but if it doesnt work out with the girl im seeing now chances are ill be hangin out there again when my mates and i have a few beverages out on the town Oh good. Don't get me wrong, I go to one like, every 2 or 3 years, but it's always a blast. The clubs here are different from the US though. The strippers have "games" and prizes that can be won. Plus, you get to use your coins (loonies and twoonies). well i conviently work around the corner from king street in he CBD in melbourne and if anyone is familar with melbourne they will know thats were the strip clubs are so after work and drinking we do end up there often
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Post by kropotkin on Feb 4, 2010 3:34:28 GMT -5
Never been to a strip club, nor do I have any desire. However, at one regular club there was apparently a "theme night" that resulted in two women doing more or less everything they could do to one-another in a sexual manner.
At first it was mildly entertaining because it was just so weird. Then I realized they were basically nude on a floor that was absolutely filthy, with just a towel, both looking horrible and haggard in front of at least a hundred slack jawed dudes who looked like they'd never actually seen a real breast and a few women.
I wanted to come to up to them later and explain the concept of "occupational health and safety."
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 3:51:27 GMT -5
Never been to a strip club, nor do I have any desire. However, at one regular club there was apparently a "theme night" that resulted in two women doing more or less everything they could do to one-another in a sexual manner. At first it was mildly entertaining because it was just so weird. Then I realized they were basically nude on a floor that was absolutely filthy, with just a towel, both looking horrible and haggard in front of at least a hundred slack jawed dudes who looked like they'd never actually seen a real breast and a few women. I wanted to come to up to them later and explain the concept of "occupational health and safety." Oh, I highly doubt they even got anywhere near doing "more or less everything they could to one another in a sexual manner"
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