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Post by M. Dirrty on Feb 4, 2010 4:18:44 GMT -5
I did alot when I turned 18...
Once I turned 21... I found out that you can go to crowded bar for free, meet a girl, buy shots, get drunk, and seal the deal. All for probably less than 2-3 private lap dances.
Also... afterward, you can call the girl from the bar and have a nice date. the stripper just goes home to her gangsta unemployed boyfriend.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 4:38:59 GMT -5
I did alot when I turned 18... Once I turned 21... I found out that you can go to crowded bar for free, meet a girl, buy shots, get drunk, and seal the deal. All for probably less than 2-3 private lap dances. Also... afterward, you can call the girl from the bar and have a nice date. the stripper just goes home to her gangsta unemployed boyfriend. Not true. My buddies and I went to the rippers a few years back. If you win a poster (don't ask how, here, PM me, it's probably bannable to explain out loud) you can wait until she dresses and she'll come sign it. Anyway, we all won posters and she signed, she was Miss Nude Canada or some such thing. Anyway, next day my buddies and I decide to go out for coffee. We have a seat, where there is only two tables. A table for four and a little table off the to side for 2. Who walks in seconds after us?? The stripper from the night before. She gets her coffee and then sits right next to us. We recognized her, she didn't recognize us, or at least make out like she did. Anyway we left in a hurry. Just creepy to watch her pay for her coffee and food with a fistful of change we were tossing onstage (censored)...... the night before.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 4, 2010 4:51:34 GMT -5
i dont understand the the logic of saying you dont go to a strip club because you can go to a bar and pick up a girl, yeah thats true but know one goes to a strip club to meet a girl, you go there to get drunk and look at girls naked, 2 very different things
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 4:56:28 GMT -5
i dont understand the the logic of saying you dont go to a strip club because you can go to a bar and pick up a girl, yeah thats true but know one goes to a strip club to meet a girl, you go there to get drunk and look at girls naked, 2 very different things I don't go to the zoo because I could just go into the trees and make off with a monkey of my own. Why pay to look at a monkey when I could just steal one? Am I right people?
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Feb 4, 2010 4:58:30 GMT -5
i dont understand the the logic of saying you dont go to a strip club because you can go to a bar and pick up a girl, yeah thats true but know one goes to a strip club to meet a girl, you go there to get drunk and look at girls naked, 2 very different things I don't go to the zoo because I could just go into the trees and make off with a monkey of my own. Why pay to look at a monkey when I could just steal one? Am I right people? i understood until you said i could have my own monkey, you guys sell monkeys?
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Post by Professor Chaos on Feb 4, 2010 5:01:24 GMT -5
i dont understand the the logic of saying you dont go to a strip club because you can go to a bar and pick up a girl, yeah thats true but know one goes to a strip club to meet a girl, you go there to get drunk and look at girls naked, 2 very different things I don't go to the zoo because I could just go into the trees and make off with a monkey of my own. Why pay to look at a monkey when I could just steal one? Am I right people? I will defend strip clubs that you'll get what you want... a hot chick naked on top of you. In some cases it's cheaper than a date where a chick might order an expensive meal, you get nothing out of it, and never see her again. Same could be said for bars if you buy her drinks all night then get some action... same price, but it's a gamble. Personally I'd rather just have a hot chick grind on me and give me a happy ending than have actual sex.... too much risk for an STD or knocking her up the other way. Plus I got no game so never pick up chicks in bars anyways.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 4, 2010 5:19:33 GMT -5
I don't go to the zoo because I could just go into the trees and make off with a monkey of my own. Why pay to look at a monkey when I could just steal one? Am I right people? i understood until you said i could have my own monkey, you guys sell monkeys? We sure do, however, in this world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, THE MONKEY WILL SPANK US!
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Post by M. Dirrty on Feb 4, 2010 7:50:23 GMT -5
i dont understand the the logic of saying you dont go to a strip club because you can go to a bar and pick up a girl, yeah thats true but know one goes to a strip club to meet a girl, you go there to get drunk and look at girls naked, 2 very different things When I go and meet a hot chick at the bar... Getting drunk, and looking at her naked eventually come to mind. That's just my own way of staying out of the strip clubs... Like I said... I went alot when I couldnt get into bars or grown folks clubs.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Feb 4, 2010 8:18:52 GMT -5
Naked woman on a stage a foot away from you =/= better looking naked woman on the internet. This is the distinction.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 10:23:48 GMT -5
To be honest, it's no big deal to me. I honestly thought there would be more mystique or something involved, but the place I went to was sort of a dump. It was for my friend's bachelor party, so we had fun, but honestly it was far from the highlight of that night. The strip club was just a small room attached to a porn shop with a BYOB sign. There was also a bucket and mop... if you threw up, you cleaned it up (or apparently could pay a stripper $100.) The friend's future wife's friend was one of the strippers and we rode over with her. Nice woman and she looked pretty good naked, but after her well... the strippers went in order of age, apparently, as the older women joked they wanted us "boys" to have some booze in us first. The stripper friend told us after a 40-ish year old woman finished dancing to Poison and the like that we should likely leave. We did and saw a woman who looked 60 (really apparently she was only in her 40's) outside smoking a cigarette in a bathrobe asking us if we were staying. The first one who took the stage though, was smoking hot. She was apparently just picking up some extra bookings, though, and only worked that building once every few months. So yeah, I've never seen the big deal of strippers, personally, but that was hardly a top notch strip club. My dad told me afterwards to wear a dress shirt and tie if I ever go again. Apparently they tend to get up close more with guys wearing a tie and play with them. Bring your wife or open-minded girlfriend, you get a lot of attention that way, too. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) There was a notorious one here in Memphis called Platinum Plus. It shutdown a few years ago, and with good reason. It was really just a glorified brothel. I mean it was crazy, I have seen girls enjoying each others company on stage (If you no what I mean.) and people doing drugs there. As bad as it was, I must admit I had some good times there. Ah, the Platinum Plus. They had one in Hinesville, Georgia when I was stationed there in the Army in 1997. I stayed in the back because I was kinda broke, but it was like a Broadway show without the singing. Elaborate costumes, classy dancing, great lighted set-up, gorgeous girls. But both times I went, they closed early because some drunk would be causing trouble. First club I went to I was asked to join by my Army buddies. It was the only "completely nude with alcohol" club in the state. There was a cute redhead there but the rest weren't my cup of tea. The last one I went to, I was dragged to by a couple of guys from work. A little pink shack about a 45 minute drive from where I lived. BYOB. ($1 per bottle of beer you brought in, so I wore my trench coat to hide a few extras.) $5 cover. My friends got wasted (on Icehouse, nonetheless), and one of them left stacks of dollar bills in front of him, while oblivious to where he was even at. He just - stared. Kinda creepy. Being the only one who was there for an entertaining show, I'd take his money and call the girls over. One took my hat and did a tease with it.
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Post by Reg the Veg on Feb 4, 2010 14:47:33 GMT -5
meh, i'm only 18 and have never been to one so maybe it's about not knocking something until you've tried it, but i don't really get the appeal. yeah it's naked women, but it's not like you get to have a wank afterwards, so chances are you just leave with a semi and a case of sexual frustration. plus i'd only end up feeling all guilty, because chances are the dancers don't really have that down as their dream job, so getting off to them doing something which probably makes them uncomfortable would be a bit grimey.
and plus my girlfriend's up for more or less anything i suggest, so i can see tits whenever i want, only with less bad feelings, and more of that fun part where i do a happiness piddle.
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Post by Annette on Feb 4, 2010 14:52:55 GMT -5
I went to one when I was 21, the kind with completely naked guys and crazy ass women in the audience. It was so embarrassing.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 4, 2010 15:14:54 GMT -5
I've been to a few different strip clubs and they're on the same level as a bar or regular dance club. Pointless if you don't drink.
The one thing a strip club has over a regular club is that at a strip club the girls don't expect you to dance WITH them. Nothing more embrassing than seeing guys dance.
Unless you're a pro with lots of training, it doesn't look good.
But I hate clubs and bars because there's nothing to do there but drink, dance and pretend you care about what some garishly dressed tart is screaming in your ear.
I don't drink. I don't dance and if a woman wants to have a conversation with me she can invite me out to a proper place instead of some loud, obnoxious club full of loud, obnoxious people.
But I do love tits.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 4, 2010 15:37:37 GMT -5
meh, i'm only 18 and have never been to one so maybe it's about not knocking something until you've tried it, but i don't really get the appeal. yeah it's naked women, but it's not like you get to have a wank afterwards, so chances are you just leave with a semi and a case of sexual frustration. plus i'd only end up feeling all guilty, because chances are the dancers don't really have that down as their dream job, so getting off to them doing something which probably makes them uncomfortable would be a bit grimey. and plus my girlfriend's up for more or less anything i suggest, so i can see tits whenever i want, only with less bad feelings, and more of that fun part where i do a happiness piddle. I quoted you so that I could say (a) right on in regards to your post, as this has pretty much been my stance for a while; and (b) "happiness piddle" has got to be the best euphamism I have ever heard/read. Kudos!
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Post by Grendel on Feb 4, 2010 17:51:59 GMT -5
Ok, so out of all you guys here I'm the pervert for always having fun at the strip club? Seriously, it's just me? I don't know, I've gone and not spent alot of money and went out with a couple of them. It can be fun. And if I never went to a strip club, I would've never seen one of the greatest moments in strip club history. Well, for me anyway ... I had stopped in this bar that had strippers in the back and went back to see if one of my buds was there, as he always spent his time there. Sad thing was, there was usually one decent gal working there and 2-3 kinda scuzzy looking ones. And who did my friend always get dances from? The scuzzballs, but I guess that was his thing. Anyway, he wasn't there but this group of gals I knew were in the back. They had gotten drunk and for some reason decided to go into the back and watch some dancers. Well, one of them was this insanely hot brunette that usually didn't do anything crazy. She watched the gals up on stage and announced, "That looks kind of fun. I wonder if they'd let me do it?" So she went up and talked to the bar owner for a few moments and when the dancer that was up on stage was done with her set, she climbed up on stage. The annoying strip club DJ asked her what kind of music she wanted, and she shrugged and said, "Give me something to grind to." Well, the music started and she began her routine and she knocked it out of the park. She pulled some moves on stage and with the pole that were truly awe inspiring. By the time her few songs were done playing and she left the stage, some of the dancers were pissed that she had made more tips than they had. I found out later that she had taken 5 years of dance when she was younger. I had always wondered what she looked like naked, and that night I found out that it was better than I had imagined.
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Post by Irish Nightmare on Feb 4, 2010 19:32:05 GMT -5
Honestly, a strip club can be fun to go to, if you associate it with fun and not "I'm gonna get laid". The club I went to with my wife had a guy celebrating his birthday there, and the girls were pull his pants down and spanking him and everyone was laughing and it was a good time. The people who go there and give bedroom eye glances at the strippers and try to flirt with them are usually the ones who end up the most dissapointed. You go there, see the girls naked, maybe a pay a bit extra to get your rocks off, don't expect anything out of it and just have fun. That's it...
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Feb 4, 2010 19:48:43 GMT -5
I have never once needed to spend money to see a woman naked, so yeah, I don't get them.
Strangely enough, though, a gal I knew a few years back was a reasonably reknown dancer down in Ft. Collins. Sweetest gal you'd ever meet, so long as you didn't make some sort of remark about how she was paying her bills. She'd heard all the jokes and while she had a bit of a reputation of being wild and...er...(trying to think of how to put this eloquently)...liberal with her body, none of that, at least as near asI could tell, was based around where she was dancing.
She and I became friends because I was very adamant about not going to a strip club, and I was very taken at the time, so it wasn't like I was trying to get down her pants. It also helped that I didn't judge her for her choice of income. I just explained politely that it wasn't my thing.
Nothing against people who go to them, though, but I've just never gotten the appeal. I can get left hanging behind a set of blue balls for a lot less money, thanks.
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Post by Johnny Flamingo on Feb 4, 2010 20:35:40 GMT -5
Waste of money.
As a friend once told me "If I'm gonna get f***ed over for $100 then my dick had better be involved"
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on Feb 5, 2010 0:34:09 GMT -5
Well I'm 26 going to be 27 in April. Never been to one and really have no disire to go to one. I never found the interest I guess. Going to pay someone a lot of money to just get naked but you can't touch. Then you spend a crapload of money on drinks. I just don't find the interest.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Feb 5, 2010 0:39:34 GMT -5
Without looking at the other posts in this topic, I will say that I don't get it at all. Paying women money (lots of money, I might add) to pretend to like you? I'd rather them hate me for free.
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