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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 10, 2010 16:07:40 GMT -5
Seth: It is great to have Motor Colt back, however............I will say it is not true that the MC will not be getting his instant title shot and from what I know, Motor Colt would not want it that way. Now......I will say that I might for my own amusement book Motor Colt vs Viva because it would be the first king vs the second and current king, but it will be a non-title match.
And now that I know the Family has a 5th member, that would not be fair so I have informed Sam that he can only choose 4 people for his team at Stable Warz 2.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 10, 2010 16:29:28 GMT -5
Seth: It is great to have Motor Colt back, however............I will say it is not true that the MC will not be getting his instant title shot and from what I know, Motor Colt would not want it that way. Now......I will say that I might for my own amusement book Motor Colt vs Viva because it would be the first king vs the second and current king, but it will be a non-title match.
And now that I know the Family has a 5th member, that would not be fair so I have informed Sam that he can only choose 4 people for his team at Stable Warz 2. Well let me, BRB, be the first to respond.
You raise a good point that there can be only four men to a team at Stable Warz 2 so I propose that Vokoun takes my place in Team Family shows the WWCF Galaxy that he has the chops to fight alongside us.
Meanwhile you move me and the Revolution of Evolution onto the card give you a better draw, how's that?
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 16:31:02 GMT -5
" Impressive. You guys have won three of top titles in the WWCF. How many people are on the WWCF roster by the way? Fourteen maybe fifteen? Yeah I'm willing to bet that there's alot more division one college wrestlers in the nation then members of the WWCF roster and I was the best out of all them twice. Think about that for a minute. There are people in this company who are holding gold right now who aren't members of heavy metal Hollywood...in 2006 and 2009 I was the only one holding the NCAA wrestling championship. Me alone! I didn't need help from some harlots or some groupies or security guards. Heck , I didn't even need to hit any of my opponents with a guitar to beat them and then there's fact that I was hand-picked to study under a patriarch of the legendary Gracie family. That'd be like Keith Richard's saying he wanted to help you improve your guitar playing which of course would never happen because I've listened to your music and quite frankly , it sucks. I would rather listen to the mating ritual of an Austrian furry tree spider then any of your songs. Your lyrical content is so atrocious , you make London Bridge by Gwen Stefani look like it was written by Joe Walsh. Who is your lead singer by the way? Is he a goat being slaughtered with a blunt knife because that's what he sounds like. Actually no I'm sorry about that last joke...Your singer sounds more like a goat having his stomach cut open with a blunt knife and then having his organs slowly removed while he was still alive. Oh and by the way about that whole "You should face one of us in the ring" thing. Why don't I face you next monday , Mr.WWCF World Heavyweight Champion or are you too scared to face? Also at the end of the day. Me? I'm Matt Hughes. You? You're Brett Michaels. Maybe you should think about that the next time you decide to run your mouth off a to me." Are you deaf or something?
Anyway, an interesting NiteRaw this evening. Once again Dave loses because he was trying to break the rules - granted, I was beating the hell out of Evil M at the time, but I digress. Still, I promise that when it comes to the match with The Truth Coalition, we shall use what got us these titles - our flat-out wrestling ability.
So, Motor-Colt is back. Whoopie-di-doo. I suppose he's gonna get an instant title shot or something.
Jay Caroll, Viva's next challenger, also gets beaten. By two complete douchebags. Some threat you're gonna pose, buddy.
Smokin' Vokoun has sold out and joined the Family. "AHHH, I'M A MONSTER, NO-ONE CAN CONTROL ME, I KILL PEOPLE!". Sure, dude. Way to go against every principle you have.
And once again, M.O.P. gets a title shot. Man, that record sure as hell is broken.
Now get out of here, I'm in a bad f***in' mood. Aww is the little Karen Carpenter wannabe butthurt after some "band grouping"? Those "complete douchebags" do infact have a tag team title shot in the bank to be used at anytime. Now with the Revolution of Evolution being sidetracked by the inter-forum title, the plan to get those belts of you was postponed a month. But rest assure that your last memories on this earth will be first a flying elbow stuck straight between your eyes and then a knee rammed in the same place thanks to the Human Hate Machine
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 10, 2010 16:32:40 GMT -5
" I have a problem! A problem with the fact there are men...No dare I say champions! in this very company who are here just to further themselves in other ventures! Take for instance Heavy Metal Hollywood...These men..No! These degenerates are pathetic. How many hours have they spent in dojos or gyms? How many hours have they spent deadlifting and bench pressing? I doubt as much as I. You see these losers would rather spend there time working on there newest album then actually learning how to wrestle. These men would rather spend time partying and drinking then learning proper grappling techniques yet they have the gumption to call themselves champions or persent themselves as something more then they are. You know heavy metal hollywood are? You know what they are? They're vermin! Yes! Pathetic little creatures who are leeching off this company just to feed there own egos and I shall stop them!Oh but it's not just heavy metal hollywood. No it goes further then that take for instance our "honor" champion Jonathan Michaels and I use the term honor lightly. This man persents himself as a man of honor as someone who respects the integrity of the wrestling business. If this is so true , Mr.Michales then allow me to ask you this. What is the difference between an omoplata and a gogoplata? I bet you don't but I do. Why? Because I have spent time learning brazilian jiu jitsu from renzo grace. Because I have spent hours upon hours in the gym , hours upon hours of learning the ways of the bushido and the shogun while you losers in the back have spent your whole lives doing nothing! I am a two time national divison one college wrestling champion and a three-time all american yet instead the fans worship you like you're gods. You men are nothing in the world of combat sports! You men are no more champions then a random hobo sleeping on the street and when I get the chance to , I shall expose you for the parasites that you are." OOC: It's like Yellowjacket's mini-me. OOC: Why do you think I like him?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 10, 2010 16:39:00 GMT -5
Seth: It is great to have Motor Colt back, however............I will say it is not true that the MC will not be getting his instant title shot and from what I know, Motor Colt would not want it that way. Now......I will say that I might for my own amusement book Motor Colt vs Viva because it would be the first king vs the second and current king, but it will be a non-title match.
And now that I know the Family has a 5th member, that would not be fair so I have informed Sam that he can only choose 4 people for his team at Stable Warz 2. Well let me, BRB, be the first to respond.
You raise a good point that there can be only four men to a team at Stable Warz 2 so I propose that Vokoun takes my place in Team Family shows the WWCF Galaxy that he has the chops to fight alongside us.
Meanwhile you move me and the Revolution of Evolution onto the card give you a better draw, how's that? Seth: Square is part of the Human Hate Machines so if I moved him off the match, the HHM would have only 3.
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 16:40:20 GMT -5
Well let me, BRB, be the first to respond.
You raise a good point that there can be only four men to a team at Stable Warz 2 so I propose that Vokoun takes my place in Team Family shows the WWCF Galaxy that he has the chops to fight alongside us.
Meanwhile you move me and the Revolution of Evolution onto the card give you a better draw, how's that? Seth: Square is part of the Human Hate Machines so if I moved him off the match, the HHM would have only 3. Double the pay and that'll be OK with the Heroes Of Billions
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 10, 2010 16:42:53 GMT -5
Are you deaf or something?
Anyway, an interesting NiteRaw this evening. Once again Dave loses because he was trying to break the rules - granted, I was beating the hell out of Evil M at the time, but I digress. Still, I promise that when it comes to the match with The Truth Coalition, we shall use what got us these titles - our flat-out wrestling ability.
So, Motor-Colt is back. Whoopie-di-doo. I suppose he's gonna get an instant title shot or something.
Jay Caroll, Viva's next challenger, also gets beaten. By two complete douchebags. Some threat you're gonna pose, buddy.
Smokin' Vokoun has sold out and joined the Family. "AHHH, I'M A MONSTER, NO-ONE CAN CONTROL ME, I KILL PEOPLE!". Sure, dude. Way to go against every principle you have.
And once again, M.O.P. gets a title shot. Man, that record sure as hell is broken.
Now get out of here, I'm in a bad f***in' mood. Aww is the little Karen Carpenter wannabe butthurt after some "band grouping"? Those "complete douchebags" do infact have a tag team title shot in the bank to be used at anytime. Now with the Revolution of Evolution being sidetracked by the inter-forum title, the plan to get those belts of you was postponed a month. But rest assure that your last memories on this earth will be first a flying elbow stuck straight between your eyes and then a knee rammed in the same place thanks to the Human Hate Machine You know, your insinuating that everyone is gay all the time is interesting to me. I'm not sure if you have some sort of complex, or something you want to tell us, but either way perhaps you should do some soul searching.
Anyway, as for your Tag Title shot - big deal. You choke when it comes to every big opportunity you've ever had, and its gonna happen to you again twice in succession, buddy. I don't care if you, Amigo and the other ugly bastards that make up your little gang like to quadruple team people as a means of making yourselves seem threatening, but when it comes to a straight up tag team match, we will wipe the floor with you.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 10, 2010 16:44:39 GMT -5
Seth: Square is part of the Human Hate Machines so if I moved him off the match, the HHM would have only 3. Double the pay and that'll be OK with the Heroes Of Billions Seth: And that is why, BRB, I am also not doing that.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 10, 2010 16:45:08 GMT -5
*snaps fingers* You're a quick one...
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 10, 2010 16:53:51 GMT -5
As I'm sure all of you have realized...ALOT OF THINGS HAVE BEEN GOIN ON WITH OL' SMOKEY!!! I'M THE NEWEST MEMEBER OF THE FAMILY!!!!! Some of you say maybe I sold out my principles....WHO SAYS I EVER HAD ANY PRINCIPLES TO BEGIN WITH!!! You see all of you can laugh and scoff all you want...but no matter what group I'm apart I'm in. I'm still Smokin Vokoun...THE CRAZIEST SOB IN THE WWCF!!!! And yes Headbanger Man....you BRET MICHAELS WANNABE!!!! I heard what you said about me. Once I'm done with that loser Hangman, I'll take you on too. Just to show you how many "principles" I've lost. Because I guarentee THAT YOU WOULDNT LAST FIVE SECONDS AGAINST A MAN LIKE ME!!! I HAVE NEW PURPOSE IN LIFE!!!! I'm backed by people who truly see the greatness that's withen in me. Something that I've known all along....but people like you...and Hangman don't see.
And just a personal request to The Sam.....PUT ME IN COACH...I'M READY FOR STABLE WARZ II...I'M READY FOR ANYTHING!!!! I WANT TO RING THE NECKS OF THE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD AND I WANT TO DETACH THE LIMBS AND HEADS OF EVERY SINGLE HUMAN HATE MACHINE!!!!!! And as for you Hangman....we can spat back and forth like two doberman hounds.....but come Championship Heatz....YOU WILL BE THE FIRST VICTIM.....OF THE NEW AGE OF HARDCORE!!!!! AND AS YOU ALL KNOW....SMOKIN VOKOUN ISN'T JOKIN!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 16:55:52 GMT -5
Aww is the little Karen Carpenter wannabe butthurt after some "band grouping"? Those "complete douchebags" do infact have a tag team title shot in the bank to be used at anytime. Now with the Revolution of Evolution being sidetracked by the inter-forum title, the plan to get those belts of you was postponed a month. But rest assure that your last memories on this earth will be first a flying elbow stuck straight between your eyes and then a knee rammed in the same place thanks to the Human Hate Machine You know, your insinuating that everyone is gay all the time is interesting to me. I'm not sure if you have some sort of complex, or something you want to tell us, but either way perhaps you should do some soul searching.
Anyway, as for your Tag Title shot - big deal. You choke when it comes to every big opportunity you've ever had, and its gonna happen to you again twice in succession, buddy. I don't care if you, Amigo and the other ugly bastards that make up your little gang like to quadruple team people as a means of making yourselves seem threatening, but when it comes to a straight up tag team match, we will wipe the floor with you.
You're talking about quadruple teaming people, from the stories about you and those navy boys in Maidstone your not one to talk. And you know why Her Majesty's Greatest Export can make these gay jokes? It's because unlike the south, northern England can produce real men and not some little posh southern boy who likes to pretend that the money mummy and daddy gives him doesn't pay for him to live a fake lifestyle. You're a poser Charles Banger III
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 10, 2010 17:05:32 GMT -5
Man, there's some funny people around here.
Square - Northern people are real men because they make gay jokes? That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Also thanks for pointing out that I'm rich. You were rich once, weren't you? Buying thousand dollar suits and all that? Dunno what happened there. Maybe you lost it all betting on yourself to win a match.
Vokoun - Bret Michaels was a singer. I'm a drummer. If you're going to insult me, use a lame drummer. Not that you could think of one, you uncultured moron. I make Neil Peart look like Phil Collins. Also, I wouldn't last 5 seconds with you? I believe I already have in a Tag Title match, and I pinned you. So there's another gaping flaw in your ridiculous rant.
Y'know, I don't care anymore. Its like talking to a bunch of stupid kids.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 10, 2010 17:13:40 GMT -5
Vokoun - Bret Michaels was a singer. I'm a drummer. If you're going to insult me, use a lame drummer. Not that you could think of one, you uncultured moron. I make Neil Peart look like Phil Collins. Also, I wouldn't last 5 seconds with you? I believe I already have in a Tag Title match, and I pinned you. So there's another gaping flaw in your ridiculous rant.
OH BOY...WHAT A GOOF I AM HUH? I mean I guess I got confused by two people who dresses like it's still the eighties and dress like pansies. BUT'S THATS JUST ME!!! AND OH YES...you did pin me in a Tag Team match.....but next time it's gonna be different. NEXT TIME I WILL HAVE YOU ONE ON ONE. I already beat youR partner....and I can certainly BEAT YOU!!!! And remember when I chased you two cowards out of the arena? IF YOU HAD ANY GUTS AT ALL, YOU WOULD HAVE FACED ME LIKE A MAN. But I guess you have no guts.
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 17:17:34 GMT -5
Man, there's some funny people around here.
Square - Northern people are real men because they make gay jokes? That's the most stupid thing I've ever heard. Also thanks for pointing out that I'm rich. You were rich once, weren't you? Buying thousand dollar suits and all that? Dunno what happened there. Maybe you lost it all betting on yourself to win a match.
Vokoun - Bret Michaels was a singer. I'm a drummer. If you're going to insult me, use a lame drummer. Not that you could think of one, you uncultured moron. I make Neil Peart look like Phil Collins. Also, I wouldn't last 5 seconds with you? I believe I already have in a Tag Title match, and I pinned you. So there's another gaping flaw in your ridiculous rant.
Y'know, I don't care anymore. Its like talking to a bunch of stupid kids. There's a difference between rich and posh Charles. Just because the Preston Playboy has got millions in the bank, it doesn't mean that there is a silver spoon in this glorious mouth which gives the Leader of the Squareheads the ability to pretend as if I'm a actual rockstar with talent like what you do. The money, just makes it more apparent that yours truely is better than you in every way possible.
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Post by littlenaitch on May 10, 2010 17:25:31 GMT -5
We see Little Naitch in The Family locker room icing down his back and he has a pissed off look on his face.
LN: Jackson you are one lucky piece of crap! I am surprised that you and Viva are not the best of the friends considering the only way you guys can beat me is by cheating. Just like Viva, you were seconds away from your leg snapping, so what do you do? You shove the referee out of the way and low blow me to get out of the hold. I had your ass beat right in the middle of the ring but once again, my opponent cheats to avoid a loss. Then after the match, Jackson tries to end my career with that postmatch attack but thankfully my good friend Motor-Colt made his long awaited return and made the save for me and for that I want to tell Colt, Thank You! If it wasn't for Colt I would probably be laid up in a hospital bed right now. Jackson, this isn't over between us as I will not rest until I kick your ass all over that arena and I hear you scream in pain as I break your leg!
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2010 18:41:13 GMT -5
*Fred G. Neric runs up to Sparks mic in hand.*
SPARKS! Sparks!
*The camera stops at Sparks as he turns around to Fred, still looking beat up. Visibly seething.*
What do you think of losing your Championship of Honor shot due to Scar?
*Sparks cocks his head and looks at Fred with belligerent confusion.*
What? You think it was Scar's fault Jesse King "accidentally" dropped him? No. And that's why next week on Niteraw I'm calling him out. I'm finally going to expose this company for what it is. Unfair and corrupt.
Am I mad that I lost the title shot? A little. But that only gives me more fuel, drive, and energy for the Stable Wars. HMH is going to dominate, and I... will finally get the respect I deserve.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 10, 2010 18:48:14 GMT -5
Jonathan hits the Fade To Black on Sparks, knocking him senseless.
Will you just shut up already?
Since you like to complain so much, how about I kick your ass next week and then you'll have something to whine about.
Unless of course your jaw is wired shut by then.
And, Cut.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 10, 2010 21:31:38 GMT -5
Jonathan hits the Fade To Black on Sparks, knocking him senseless. Will you just shut up already?
Since you like to complain so much, how about I kick your ass next week and then you'll have something to whine about.
Unless of course your jaw is wired shut by then.
And, Cut. Seth: You ever had your jaw wired shut? Well, I have......and let me tell you this, you better hope you dont succeed in doing that.
Because the man who broke my jaw, LittleNaitch.....lost his title. I may not be happy with Sparks and the people he associates himself with, but I will warn you that if you do that to him...........you may want to kiss that Championship of Honor goodbye because the man you injure will make your life a living hell.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2010 21:43:27 GMT -5
Jonathan hits the Fade To Black on Sparks, knocking him senseless. Will you just shut up already?
Since you like to complain so much, how about I kick your ass next week and then you'll have something to whine about.
Unless of course your jaw is wired shut by then.
And, Cut.*Sparks lifts his torso up barely. Trembling.* Ugh. Alright...you wanna attack me from behind?...okay. Two can play that game, b**ch! If you want me next week, then I want YOU... in a no holds barred match! Falls count anywhere! Anything *cough* goes! Ah.*Sparks slumps back to the floor.*
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 11, 2010 0:27:26 GMT -5
"I don't see how anyone in this company thinks they can complain except maybe Sparks. Did you see what happened in our matach out there? There shuold be a re-match! What happened to the rules of honor? There is no honor when a big ugly tarantula does your work for you. I've said it time and time again. We work under harzardous condtions. There's tarantulas, guys who put innocent wrestlers through tables after the bell, some phantom man in black, guys smashing thier heads into walls and lockers, guys smoking marajuna cigarettes, drunk wanna be rock stars, a CEO with a vendetta and the list goes on and on. I officialy declare my intent to hunt for a bodyguard and/or a lawyer to protect me in my work enviroment.
I see I have a match with Dream Warrior at the ppv. Great. Just great Dream Warrior when you request the weekend of at The King Burger be sure to tell your fry buddy Enigma I said hi.
So there's a team looking for a 4th member? Did I hear that correctly? Why have I not been contacted? Do I look like I care about pulling double duty? I highly doubt my 30 second defeat of Dream Warrior is going to tire me out. Sign me up! Make it happen Heath Dremkins!
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