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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on May 11, 2010 4:38:02 GMT -5
So apparently my comments about heavy metal Hollywood has caused some controversy in the heavy mental community. Well allow to me to give the heavy metal community a word of advice: Shave off your neckbeard and do a couple push-ups and maybe you won't be so damn jealous of me. I mean here I am on espn and on sports illustrated and there you guys are living in your mother's basement , eating hot pockets and playing dungeons and dragons. I can see why that makes you angry but don't blame me. Blame your genetics! First off , most of you people are the offspring of degenerates and vagrants and criminals and just all around terrible people. I'm not saying some of you aren't to blame but most of you people were messed up from the begining. You guys can't get angry at me for pointing that out! Secondly , let's look at heroes for a minute. My heroes are men like Ken Shamrock and Bas Rutten , men who have acomplished things that many members of society can only wish to accomplish. Men who are dedicated and have huge hearts! Men who contain the drive to become champions! While your heroes are parasites who spend most of there time smoking and drinking. I mean smoking and drinking is fine in moderation but these guys spend almost all of the day drinking and smoking and the women! Oh god the women , no no ! The harlots these men hang around are just disgusting. These harlots make Jenna Jameson look like Mother Teresa. Of course you're going to have problems with relationships when the men you idolize date women with the IQ's of peanuts. So the next time you people want to go on to facebook or twitter and complain about me , you should take a look in the mirror and a look at your so-called "heroes
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 11, 2010 7:37:41 GMT -5
(The Feed cuts again....a Logo Appears reading Sivana Enterprises)
Hello again you foolish fools! Your old Pal Doc Sivana is back again to let everyone know....My champion has come forward.....(Cackling Madly)
......Sorry, the Thought of my Grand chapion fills my evil heart with Glee, giddiness, and a third emotion I'm sure I can splice out soon enough. All shall tremble before him! All shall be crushed beneath him! Those that doubt him...shall suffer!
This has been Doctor T. B. Sivana.......And I know return you to your pitiful lives and regular programming.....such as it is.
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Post by Tyfo on May 11, 2010 12:07:26 GMT -5
*We see Fred G. Neric standing backstage when suddenly the back door violently flies open and Tyfo comes stumbling in*
Neric: "Tyfo? We haven't seen you in weeks, where the hell have you been?"
Tyfo: "Fred, my man, you don't wanna know. But don't worry, The Pain Train is still alive and kicking, and ready to turn up the volume a little bit. Oh, and I heard Motor Colt is here, so welcome back."
Neric: "What did you think about the beat down your partner sustained at the hands of DR Jackson last night?"
Tyfo: "Dude, trust me, where I was there was no TV, I didn't see what happened, but I'm here to review the tape, then maybe I can answer your question. I only knew about Colt because some guy was selling bootleg t-shirts in the parking lot. In fact, I think it was Dave Hebner, real good deal too, but s*** quality."
Neric: "...indeed"
Tyfo: "But I was also informed that Naitch has a tag match in mind for next week. Well, you know me, I'm not gonna miss out on something like that. I'm in. But there is one other piece of business I need to attend to, and that's this briefcase I've been carrying around since Gookermania. I have a date in mind and I'm just looking for the best place to announce it to the world. So this goes out to all you "talk show" hosts here in the WWCF. If you want the exclusive scoop on when I plan to cash in my world title shot, I'm now open for offers...."
Neric: "Thank you for your time Tyfo.....and you might want to get that scrape around your head looked at.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 11, 2010 15:39:54 GMT -5
Me: Oh Freddie? I say Mr. Neric! NERIC YOU IMBECILE GET OVER HERE!
Neric: Just who in the blue hell are you, and why do you think you can boss me around?
Me: Me? .....idiot.... I am Dr. Thaddeus Sivana, and more importantly your intellectual superior you damnable brain amputee!
Neric: So?
Me: So?! SO?! Sew Buttons! You just......let him leave! I'm too damned brilliant to be kept waiting...I have a Train to catch!
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Post by delurked on May 11, 2010 16:52:08 GMT -5
A WWCF.com Exclusive:
Jerry Fish: Tuesday means its time for a post Nite Raw recap with the Monster of a Mesozoic Age. Which stars in the WWCF Galaxy caught your attention, Titan?
Titanothere (in ring gear and helmet): Quite a few. Dream Warrior demonstrated at least to me he's got the drive and ability to make it in this sport, and not someone to be dismissed out of hand. Smokin Vokoun became that much more of a threat by joining The Family. MOP has returned to World Wrestle Crap Federation and quickly earned a chance to wrestle his friend Jonathan Michaels for the Championship of Honor. And in what's got to be the most shocking development for wrestlers and fans alike, the Man in Black has revealed himself to be none other than King Motor Colt, a development that totally alters the main event scene. Add to this a debuting mad scientist manager and a contemptuous mat technician and its certainly an exciting time in the WWCF.
Fish: You have another chance to earn a shot at the Number One Contendership for the Inter Forum title; if you can beat Jazzman next Monday Nite Raw. What are your thoughts on the upcoming match?
Titan: Jerry, Jazzman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, the longest reigning in the history of the WWCF. He may be a little guy, but in every other way that counts inside that ring Jazzman is a giant. This match will be my biggest test as a professional wrestler, and I welcome the challenge. For the next week I'm going to live in the Parts Unknown Arena gym. I plan on watching every scrap of film available of Jazzman in action and picking the brains of every opponent who's faced him so as to be better prepared for whatever he throws at me. I've got to take those steps if I expect to hear my music playing at the end of our match.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 12, 2010 1:45:37 GMT -5
Tim Hoss is standing in a run down house. He is right by the doorway to Smokin Vokoun's basement
Tim Hoss: Ladies and gentleman, I'm here at the local homestead of the WWCF Hardcore Champion, Smokin Vokoun. And he has agreed to do an exclusive in-depth interview with me. I'm about to enter the den of agrueably the most dangerous man in the WWCF. Camera man are you ready to go down?[/b][/color]
*The Camera moves up and down to indicate a yes answer. Hoss takes a deep breath and the two walk down the dark stairs. In the corner of the basement....we see Smokin Vokoun sitting with a flashlight and his Hardcore belt wrapped around a barbwire baseball bat. Hoss goes to flip on a light switch*
Smokin Vokoun: Leave it off....[/color]
*Hoss does this as he sits right by Vokoun*
Hoss: Well Smokie... I want to say on behalf of the myself, the WWCF and the entire WWCF Galaxy...thank you for giving us this chance to talk.[/color]
Vokoun: The reason...Mr. Hoss....I picked you to do this interview, is because lately anyone who has interviewed me, keeps asking really inane, stupid and obvious questions. I know that your a fair man Mr. Hoss....I want you to be direct honest....and ask some real damn questions![/color]
Hoss: Mr. Vokoun....I have every intentions of doing that. My first question is....can us, the fans, a more detailed and honest reason, on why you joined The Family? Because it would seem to go against what you originally said about yourself. Why did you really join The Family?[/color]
*Vokoun smirks and giggles*
Vokoun: You know, Gorilla....that's what alot of people have been asking. Why did I join The Family. Well everything I said last Monday was the whole truth. I got the same feelings about The Boiler Room Brawler...that he had for me. It really was like fighting a brother. And let me tell you something....that can be a very powerful feeling. A feeling I thought I never would experience. Because no one in my life...no one...not even Xavian Gunn...has touched my very soul the way BRB has. We had a very weird vibe do our title match at the last ppv. It was exactly like what BRB said, like two brothers fighting it out. It made me feel like BRB was REALLY my brother. Is he? I doubt it. But.....it was like we were truly kindered souls. And to say what he said also....that he saw greatness in me....Gorilla that was even more powerful. Because ever since I came to the WWCF, ever since I was born....no one ever saw that in me. Heck, even Gunn figured he would use me as a DAMN BODYGUARD!!! He never truly thought, I would ever surpass him in the WWCF....but as it turned out...I was using him. And he hated that. And quite frankly, he got what he deserved and we will probably never see his burned ass here again.[/color]
Hoss: Getting back on topic....do you really think that Boiler Room Brawler truly see's greatness in you?[/color]
Vokoun: What I believe, Gorilla....is that after our match I think BRB when he went back to the locker room....soaked our match in and really thought about what happend. He realized that..."this kid has something to him. He's not just some guy who yells and screams and does horrible things to people. I see talent, I see a man that's been beaten down all of his life, and I see a man that could one day, become the World Heavyweight Champion."[/color]
Hoss: *Shocked* The WORLD Heavyweight Champion?[/color]
Vokoun: *Completely serious* Yes, Tim...The WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. I think BRB see's that kind of potential in me. He see's the greatest that I can be. And coming from a man like Boiler Room Brawler....a future World Champion himself....that says alot. No one has ever pegged me for greatness before. Everyone wanted to bash me....everyone despised me. Even my new team mates scoffed at my chances of success!! You see, Gorilla....Little Natich, Tyfo and Jay Carroll....three guys that I have respect for and all who should have championship belts right now...didn't respect me. But even they had to admitt that I would be a good Family member. The Sam welcomed me as well. And for the first time in my life.....I FEEL LIKE I'M AT HOME!!![/color]
Hoss: What do you say to the people withen the WWCF who feel that you've "sold out"?[/color]
Vokoun: What does..."Selling out" really mean? As I've stated before Gorilla....I have no principles....only to win championships. And I have one already....but I'm greedy for more. Yes Gorilla....I'M GREEDY FOR MORE!!!! I guess those are my prinicples. Because, while I did say that I didn't need friends....I still believe that. But realize Gorilla, I need some allies. Because as BRB also told me, that it's now a Stable War in the WWCF. I can't be alone when there are BULLETS COMING AT MY HEAD!!! BULLETS FROM THE HEAVY METAL HOLLYWOOD....BULLETS FROM THE HUMAN HATE MACHINE!!! THEY ALL HATE MY GUTS!!!! But, Gorilla, I love that feeling. All these people who want to see me dead will not only have to deal with me....but the greatest group ever put together. No Gorilla, I haven't sold out....I only did the smartest thing that I could have done.[/color]
Hoss: Do you expect to be apart of Stable Warz II?[/color]
Vokoun: I expect to be...because....if your gonna go to war...YOUR GONNA NEED THE SICKEST MIND IN THE WWCF!!!! YOUR GONNA NEED SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!! Because when you have Queen Viva and his merry band of queens and The Human Hate Machines...because those sons of bitches are pretty sick as well. But I want them all....THEY ALL HATE MY GUTS.....and I like that Gorilla....*He gets orgasmic* Oooooo Gorilla I revel in it! Their hatred for me only makes me stronger. It makes my Family stronger. I'M THE BLAST CAP OF THIS GROUP!!!! And The Family will explode and will become the dominant Stable in the WWCF!!!! GORILLA DON'T YOU SEE!!!! ON MAY 31ST WILL BE THE DAWNING OF A NEW ERA!!!!!
*He grabs Gorilla's jacket and pulls him in with his crazy look in his eye*
.....it will be an new era.....[/color]
Hoss: Well...then. I think this interview is over...turn the camera off.[/color]
Fade to Black
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Post by Topher is Human on May 12, 2010 2:55:59 GMT -5
The following blog was posted on wwcf.com
CHAPTER 2? by Colt
Ladies and Gentlemen it's great to be back! I am truly grateful for all the support I've recieved by my peers, good to see my friends like Seth, Naitch, Evil M hanging with the youth of today. And most of all I cannot wait to get in the ring with the new age of superstars.
After the show I walked through the locker room and saw many familiar faces, old friends and foes who I stole the show with, it feels so long ago. And it warmed my heart to see that they hadn't given up on the business. As I kept walking I came across alot of new faces, young superstars who came in after I left, all beaming with potential, some had already reached it and are already holding championship gold...
And then I saw Jackson... No comment.
Anyway, I'm going to keep this blog short, simply because I plan on opening up NiteRaw and address the WWCF fanbase, answer the question that you've all been asking. "Why did I come back?", "How have I changed since I left?", "Why Jackson?", "What are my views on the new Stable Wars?" and much more.
Tune in from the opening moments of the show next week, because... hot off the presses... you will be given The Story on Page One!
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on May 12, 2010 18:41:37 GMT -5
Jonathan hits the Fade To Black on Sparks, knocking him senseless. Will you just shut up already?
Since you like to complain so much, how about I kick your ass next week and then you'll have something to whine about.
Unless of course your jaw is wired shut by then.
And, Cut.*Sparks lifts his torso up barely. Trembling.* Ugh. Alright...you wanna attack me from behind?...okay. Two can play that game, b**ch! If you want me next week, then I want YOU... in a no holds barred match! Falls count anywhere! Anything *cough* goes! Ah.*Sparks slumps back to the floor.* Since Monday night, people have been asking me why I attacked Sparks.
I'll tell you why.
Do you see this belt?Jonathan holds up the Championship Of Honor. I EARNED this, you see, Sparks, around here, you don't just whine until you get what you want, you earn it.
You want respect? You have to earn it.
You want glory? You have to EARN it.
You want titles? You have to EARN THEM!
I have earned everything I've gotten by hard work and dedication, by doing whatever I had to do to become successful, by beating people in the middle of the ring, outside the ring, wherever.
So you want me, No Holds Barred?
I accept.
You seem to forget that I was the longest reigning Hardcore Champion in this company's history, because I earned it every time I stepped into the ring.
So next week I am going to tear you apart, and make you wish Amigo had finished you off when you first got here.
And do you know why?
Because you earned it.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 12, 2010 21:51:57 GMT -5
So, Crazy Steve joined with the Manson Family, huh? Fine with me, I never cared for him as a person, just as a pawn for me. Luckily, there are still plenty of them around, and if all else fails, maybe I'll bring out.........hee hee, the other protoge........
Oh, and please tell me somebody videotaped Sparks getting his punk ass layed out. I need that tape for whenever I feel blue.
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Post by The Hangman on May 12, 2010 21:55:31 GMT -5
So, Crazy Steve joined with the Manson Family, huh? Fine with me, I never cared for him as a person, just as a pawn for me. Luckily, there are still plenty of them around, and if all else fails, maybe I'll bring out.........hee hee, the other protoge........
Oh, and please tell me somebody videotaped Sparks getting his punk ass layed out. I need that tape for whenever I feel blue. *Walks in without his mask, to the horror of our cameraman, and viewers at home*
Wait, sifu, you have another guy in wait? Is it the tall burn victim from Indonesia? I thought he's only had like two months under his belt.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 12, 2010 22:00:09 GMT -5
So, Crazy Steve joined with the Manson Family, huh? Fine with me, I never cared for him as a person, just as a pawn for me. Luckily, there are still plenty of them around, and if all else fails, maybe I'll bring out.........hee hee, the other protoge........
Oh, and please tell me somebody videotaped Sparks getting his punk ass layed out. I need that tape for whenever I feel blue. *Walks in without his mask, to the horror of our cameraman, and viewers at home*
Wait, sifu, you have another guy in wait? Is it the tall burn victim from Indonesia? I thought he's only had like two months under his belt. Yeah, he's, pardon the pun, a bit raw in seasoning, but A. That's why he's in Taiwan right now, and B. you aren't much older then him. Even so, he still needs to bulk up on muscle a bit. He's still *snicker* too much of a roasted cornstalk right now.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on May 12, 2010 22:44:46 GMT -5
DR Jackson: You know, it's all so typical here! I took on LittleNaitch and completely DESTROYED him. I did exactly what I said I would and I took on the measuring stick... and broke him in half!
But is that what we're all talking about? Of course not.
Everyone is creaming themselves over the return of Colt, and then taking advantage of me after a grueling war. The real "Story on page one" here, is that once again The Black Dynasty shows off how impressive the Era of Attitude REALLY is, but you guys couldn't care less!
Colt, Naitch... I don't know what your problem is, I don't know why you insist on antagonising me! We've all faced off before, in Naitch's case we've faced off twice... and I've always beaten you. You guys have NEVER beaten me, so why do you keep trying? You know how it's going to end.
And now, Naitch uses his friendship with the CEO to put me in a tag team match against The Southwest Connection? Quite possibly the greatest tag team in WWCF history? How fair is that.
Look, Naitch, I'm not a tag team wrestler, I don't have allies. My motto here has always been Neither Enemy Nor Friend. The Black Dynasty knows no peer, and doesn't need one. And to make matters worse Colt is gladly going to be there to watch it all unfold.
Fascism at it's worse. I mean sure it makes perfect sense, one man single handedly destroys you... So you stack the deck against him so there is no way you cannot be humiliated again.
Don't worry though, the Era of Attitude knows no speed bumps. You stack the deck against The Black Dynasty? The Black Dynasty destroys the deck.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... however Colt, watch closely...
DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Jazzman on May 12, 2010 23:18:22 GMT -5
Jerry, Jazzman is a former World Heavyweight Champion, the longest reigning in the history of the WWCF. He may be a little guy, but in every other way that counts inside that ring Jazzman is a giant. This match will be my biggest test as a professional wrestler, and I welcome the challenge. For the next week I'm going to live in the Parts Unknown Arena gym. I plan on watching every scrap of film available of Jazzman in action and picking the brains of every opponent who's faced him so as to be better prepared for whatever he throws at me. I've got to take those steps if I expect to hear my music playing at the end of our match. Jazzman Responds!This post was found on the WWCF website this morning. "You see everyone, this is how you earn my respect. Show me the respect that I feel like I've earned and in return I give you the respect you so desire. Titanothere is one of , if not the best, new talent to come through this company in a while. I appreciate that you have done things in such a short time that took me months to accomplish. Hell, I didn't win a match for almost 2 months when I started, and you became the #1 contender to the IF title almost that fast. I know not to underestimate you Titan. You might be the nicest person on the roster out of that ring, but I know that when that bell rings you become one determined S.O.B. I know that this match means as much to you as it does to me right now. Your career path is sky-rocketing and I'm re-entering that atmosphere right now.Two men going in different direction meeting in the ring on a Monday Night, one of us looking to get back on track, the other looking to ascend to even higher heights. Sounds like a great opportunity to improvise and make a great match out of it Titan. Normally this is where I tell my opponent to bring their A game, but I know you will. May the better man win, and hopefully take the IF title in the process."
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Post by littlenaitch on May 14, 2010 1:31:23 GMT -5
Little Naitch sees DR Jackson's comments on WWCF.com and looks very angry.
LN: Look Jackson, I am starting to really believe that you are more full of yourself than Seth ever was and that is saying something. Let's get things straight right now Jackson, you did not dominate me! You tried to break me in half and end my career but I am still standing!
Jackson, I would not say that I am friends with Seth because I still hate that mans guts but I can do business with him because unlike what other people think, he does do fair business. If you want to be in a handicap match against the greatest tag team of all time then so be it because we have no problem kicking your ass all over that ring on Monday night and if you try to run then I am sure Motor-Colt will have no problem throwin your ass back in the ring so Tyfo and I can continue to kick your ass. We are going to do everyone a favor by kicking Jackson's teeth down his throat and hopefully shut his mouth up for a bit.
Jackson, you better find a partner for NiteRaw because if you don't, we will have no problem sending your ass to the hospital. Good luck Jackson!
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 14, 2010 2:11:41 GMT -5
HAHAHAHAHAHA.....well Hangman, well Square.....you two Hate Machine goons this Monday are go against....TWO OF THE MOST DERANGED SICKOS IN THE ENTIRE WWCF!!!! Square, I know you think that your about to become the next Inter-Fourm champion...but let tell you something...YOUR NOT MAN ENOUGH TO TAKE ON THE MONSTER FROM THE BOILER ROOM OF HELL!!! And as for you Hangman....you and I are gonna battle real soon for my Hardcore Championship....well this Monday you will get...just a taste of what KIND OF TORTURE SMOKIN VOKOUN CAN DISH OUT!!!! I can't wait to see what kind you provide as well...because I seriously doubt that you take either me or BRB out. So to Square and Hangman....this Monday night....WE ARE GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 14, 2010 3:33:30 GMT -5
"So I see yet again my request has gone un noticed. While our neurotic CEO sits in his little office copulating with some thrid rate bimbo who would get rejected for employment at the lowest of the low strip clubs, who would have to pay John's in order to be a hooker the federation runs amuck. That's fine though Dexter. I think we all know if we want anything done around here we have to do it ourselves. So Dream Warrior you little insignificant speck of dust. Since our "great" leader seems to like giving you matches I'll rid the WWCF of you myself. As far as my opponent next week goes.....ole' J.M. you've heard about it, you've seen it, now is the time for you to feel The Afterburn."
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Post by Kris Kobain on May 15, 2010 0:59:55 GMT -5
*We're backstage at the WWCF arena. We see a third person view from the camera. The person holding the camera is opening doors at random, lifting lids off garbage cans, looking behnd bleachers and goes out to the arena then goes back to the back. They then set a duffle bag on the ground and pull something out. They place it on top of a garbage can. It is a milk carton that read: MISSING: WWCF ROSTER and we see a picture of the whole roster. The camera is set down on the ground and we see Kris Kobain walking away continuing to open doors and look inside.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 15, 2010 7:20:08 GMT -5
*Banging on Door marked WWCF CEO*
DRAKIN! I know you're in there! I Need to speak to you.....it is a matter of importance!
*More Banging*
I'll not be ignored while you canoodle with some slattern floozy!
*Begins Muttering* You try to be a good scientist.....take the pills, NOT try to take over the world but it all goes badly doesn't it, and when you want to make something of yourself they tell you to see he man in charge......but he doesn't want to listen. (Giggling) But you can MAKE him listen, you just need friends, friends and money.....yesssssss........*Twitching*
You have the money...... Sivana Enterprises has DEEEEP pockets, enough to make your wild dream come true.....but you don't have friends......CORRECTION! I have my champion (Mad Cackle!) People didn't listen to weak pitiful (Slaps Self) Dr. Sivana....but they will......I will MAKE them listen.....Ohhhh yessss......they will listen.
*Louder Banging on Door*
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 15, 2010 7:29:53 GMT -5
*Banging on Door marked WWCF CEO* DRAKIN! I know you're in there! I Need to speak to you.....it is a matter of importance! *More Banging* I'll not be ignored while you canoodle with some slattern floozy! *Begins Muttering* You try to be a good scientist.....take the pills, NOT try to take over the world but it all goes badly doesn't it, and when you want to make something of yourself they tell you to see he man in charge......but he doesn't want to listen. (Giggling) But you can MAKE him listen, you just need friends, friends and money.....yesssssss........*Twitching* You have the money...... Sivana Enterprises has DEEEEP pockets, enough to make your wild dream come true.....but you don't have friends......CORRECTION! I have my champion (Mad Cackle!) People didn't listen to weak pitiful (Slaps Self) Dr. Sivana....but they will......I will MAKE them listen.....Ohhhh yessss......they will listen. *Louder Banging on Door* *The door opens and we see Seth's two bodyguards Mr. E & U.N. Owen in front with Seth Drakin and Jessica Morton behind them.* Seth: What do you want???!!!!!!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on May 15, 2010 7:50:39 GMT -5
Well.....Ermmm....My you have very large Hench persons......
I've come to make you an offer.....I wish to "Acquire" the WWCF, or failing that, the services of your largest, angriest, meanest, nastiest, all-around ass-kickingest "associates" to take on one of your choosing to wrest control from you. Or Perhaps we could dispense with the goon squad and talk terms like to reasonable individuals.
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