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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on May 9, 2010 23:55:06 GMT -5
Seth: What did I tell you was gonna happen when you hang out with those miscreants? I told you their lifestyle was going to effect your brain. That match will not be at STCS, it will be at Championship Heatz which is the night before.
Still if I was your true enemy, I wouldn't allow you to even have a chance to get a shot at a title that I thought more of than the world title. Might want to think about who your friends are and who your enemies are. Oh shut up, you dusty old fart. Whether you like Heavy Metal Hollywood or not, we're winners. Proven by the fact that we hold the World Heavyweight Championship belt, and the Tag Team Belts. On Sunday, we're going to add your precious Championship of Honor to that list. Why? Because despite your allusions of the chaos we cause, we're perfectly functional, and obviously quite capable.
Who are his friends? The finest band music has to offer. Who are his enemies? A s***ty CEO that would punish someone by association. Try as you might, but we defy structure while beating the system. That is what we have done since our incarnation. Headbanger Man might be growing tired of the same old thing, but the second he shakes off his ring rust and gets his head around the big picture, he'll see what Dave and I see. He'll see what we pictured when we got this band together.
We win at all costs. That is what champions do. Heavy Metal Hollywood is the finest culmination of both past and current champions that this s***hole federation has to offer. The only enemy we have is you. Everyone else is so far below us that we would never consider them an enemy. They're France on the battlefield of the WWCF. We're the world beaters. Seth: Your theory sounds good, just one problem. I haven't punished him at all. In fact, it could be argued that the only person on Heavy Metal Hollywood that I have punished...............is you, and that is because you wish to be a pain in the rear. Oh yeah.....and Dave, but that is because he is a jerk.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on May 10, 2010 0:41:54 GMT -5
*Dave is seen partying with Alexa in a heavy metal night club drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels*
I feel sorry for you Yellow Jacket. Tomorrow night on Niteraw none that fancy wrestling ability is going to do you any good because you are going up against one of the greatest guitar players and fighters in the world. Don't turn your back on me tomorrow because you might collide with a guitar shot to the head and I will once again prove that Heavy Metal Hollywood is superior to everyone else in WWCF!!
*Dave pushes the camera away and starts making out with Alexa.*
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 10, 2010 0:54:00 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun, standing in his basement. Right beside him is his Hardcore belt wrapped around his barbwire bat.
You know, ever since The Hangman hit me on the back of the head at the last ppv....it must have cleared up my mind on many things. I'm sitting here thinking about how I've come up so far and so fast in the WWCF. In January, I was beating on shmucks like Fishmonger,sending him to the hospital and SENDING A FAN TO THE HOSPITAL AS WELL!!! AND LOOK AT ME NOW!!!!
*He holds up his bat which has the hardcore championship*
I'M THE HARDCORE CHAMPION!!! They said I couldn't beat Boiler Room Brawler...ONE OF THE BEST WRESTLERS IN THE WWCF TODAY....and I beat him. I'm sure alot of people in the WWCF, think of me just a little differently...JUST A LITTLE!!!! In fact, I have not one...BUT TWO STABLES WHO WANT MY SERVICES!!! It's a different feeling....for all of my life, I've been ignored by sociaty and spit apon as a loser freak....and now I have established myself as a true player in this sport....it CAN be humbling....and to be honest....IT IS!!! However....and Hangman you better listen good.
*He takes his belt off the bat*
Some would think that winning a championship changes a wrestler...that it makes him weak and complacent. Well Hangman, let me be the bearer of some really REALLY BAD NEWS!!!.
*He drops the belt and then takes several swings with his baseball bat....destroying the basement wall. He swings and screams. He stops, leaving a very large hole in the middle of the wall*
I HAVEN'T CHANGED ONE DAMN BIT HANGMAN!!!! YOU SEE THIS HOLE....THAT'S GONNA BE YOUR HEAD AT CHAMPIONSHIP HEATZ, HANGMAN!!!
*He literally goes nuts and starts banging on the walls using his bat and head. In fact, with one headbutt, Vokoun smashes another hole in the basement wall. He stops....his forehead is busted wide open. He glares at the camera, smirks and giggles*
As you can see Hangman, you gonna go into the ring, with an uncaged animal. A man that doesn't care how I hurt you...AS LONG AS I HURT YOU!!! You wanted to make an name for yourself by attacking Boiler Room Brawler....well your gonna make a name for yourself...BY BEING THE FIRST MAN THAT WAS LITERALLY BEATEN TO DEATH BY SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!! You can have that on your tombstone.....and then everyone can come see your ROTTING,STINKING CORPSE AND LAUGH AT YOU FOR BEING SUCH A COWARD!!!!! HANGMAN...I WILL KILLLLLLLLLLLL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*He throws the bat at the wall so hard, he makes another hole.*
Fade to black.
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Post by The Hangman on May 10, 2010 1:11:57 GMT -5
Yeah, well to put it bluntly, cliches are cliches, and an ass kicking is an ass kicking, and that's exactly what you are going to get this Sunday, once I climb up top and drop the leg on your title reign: Strung up and then buried.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 10, 2010 1:28:50 GMT -5
Yeah, well to put it bluntly, cliches are cliches, and an ass kicking is an ass kicking, and that's exactly what you are going to get this Sunday, once I climb up top and drop the leg on your title reign: Strung up and then buried. Vokoun giggleWOW....YOU REALLY DO HAVE YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS DON'T YOU!!! I mean....how dumb do you have to be? You really think a nobody like you can just walk up and kick my ass, huh? THIS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN KICKING YOUR BIG ASS ALL OVER THE WWCF ARENA!!!
But to be honest, man. I'm actually glad you have confidence...I'm glad you think your gonna beat me. Because thats the only way to go. IT TOOK A TRULY HARDCORE SOB TO BEAT BOILER ROOM BRAWLER....but my question to you Hangman....are you special enough to beat, Ol' Smokey. Just think about that......
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Post by The Hangman on May 10, 2010 1:35:13 GMT -5
Of course I'm good enough to beat you. You are special? You are just some drunk trucker that somehow got a job here. Me? Japan, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Canada, Dominican Republic. U.S. and Germany. I'm world-class in just one and a half years in wrestling. You = Firecracker. Me = Atom Bomb.
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Post by smokinvokoun on May 10, 2010 1:52:49 GMT -5
Of course I'm good enough to beat you. You are special? You are just some drunk trucker that somehow got a job here. Me? Japan, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Canada, Dominican Republic. U.S. and Germany. I'm world-class in just one and a half years in wrestling. You = Firecracker. Me = Atom Bomb. He starts gigglingsWhat makes you think that your such a prize? WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER THAN ME???!!!! Just because you've been to a few places makes you a better a wrestler...or importantly... A BETTER HARDCORE WRESTLER!!! You already showed how little intelligence you have in your pea brain that you think I'm a drunk trucker. I've never driven in my life AND I'VE NEVER EVEN HAD A DRINK IN MY LIFE EITHER!!! BECAUSE THIS SICK DEMENTED MIND DOESN'T NEED IT'S SENSES DULLED!!!! This mind is sick....this mind is demented....and this mind...DOESN'T CARE!!!!
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Post by The Hangman on May 10, 2010 1:57:11 GMT -5
Of course I'm good enough to beat you. You are special? You are just some drunk trucker that somehow got a job here. Me? Japan, Mexico, Puerto Rico, Canada, Dominican Republic. U.S. and Germany. I'm world-class in just one and a half years in wrestling. You = Firecracker. Me = Atom Bomb. He starts gigglings WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT YOUR BETTER THAN ME???!!!! Well, 1. I bathe regularly, 2. I don't have a vocal disability, 3. I am better looking then you, 4. I have more wrestling ability then you, 5. I am tougher then you, 6. I speak more languages then you, and 7. I am faster then you.OOC: Finish this up tomorrow.
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 10, 2010 9:53:26 GMT -5
*Dave is seen partying with Alexa in a heavy metal night club drinking a bottle of Jack Daniels* I feel sorry for you Yellow Jacket. Tomorrow night on Niteraw none that fancy wrestling ability is going to do you any good because you are going up against one of the greatest guitar players and fighters in the world. Don't turn your back on me tomorrow because you might collide with a guitar shot to the head and I will once again prove that Heavy Metal Hollywood is superior to everyone else in WWCF!!*Dave pushes the camera away and starts making out with Alexa.* There's no doubt that you're one of the best guitar players here in the WWCF. But you're not the best athlete. You know, the thing that matters in this business. While you practice your guitar skills every night, I'm training to be the best to ever lace up a pair of boots. Don't believe me. I'll prove it tonight.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on May 10, 2010 9:57:17 GMT -5
" I have a problem! A problem with the fact there are men...No dare I say champions! in this very company who are here just to further themselves in other ventures! Take for instance Heavy Metal Hollywood...These men..No! These degenerates are pathetic. How many hours have they spent in dojos or gyms? How many hours have they spent deadlifting and bench pressing? I doubt as much as I. You see these losers would rather spend there time working on there newest album then actually learning how to wrestle. These men would rather spend time partying and drinking then learning proper grappling techniques yet they have the gumption to call themselves champions or persent themselves as something more then they are. You know heavy metal hollywood are? You know what they are? They're vermin! Yes! Pathetic little creatures who are leeching off this company just to feed there own egos and I shall stop them!Oh but it's not just heavy metal hollywood. No it goes further then that take for instance our "honor" champion Jonathan Michaels and I use the term honor lightly. This man persents himself as a man of honor as someone who respects the integrity of the wrestling business. If this is so true , Mr.Michales then allow me to ask you this. What is the difference between an omoplata and a gogoplata? I bet you don't but I do. Why? Because I have spent time learning brazilian jiu jitsu from renzo grace. Because I have spent hours upon hours in the gym , hours upon hours of learning the ways of the bushido and the shogun while you losers in the back have spent your whole lives doing nothing! I am a two time national divison one college wrestling champion and a three-time all american yet instead the fans worship you like you're gods. You men are nothing in the world of combat sports! You men are no more champions then a random hobo sleeping on the street and when I get the chance to , I shall expose you for the parasites that you are."
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Post by YellowJacketY2J on May 10, 2010 10:24:19 GMT -5
" I have a problem! A problem with the fact there are men...No dare I say champions! in this very company who are here just to further themselves in other ventures! Take for instance Heavy Metal Hollywood...These men..No! These degenerates are pathetic. How many hours have they spent in dojos or gyms? How many hours have they spent deadlifting and bench pressing? I doubt as much as I. You see these losers would rather spend there time working on there newest album then actually learning how to wrestle. These men would rather spend time partying and drinking then learning proper grappling techniques yet they have the gumption to call themselves champions or persent themselves as something more then they are. You know heavy metal hollywood are? You know what they are? They're vermin! Yes! Pathetic little creatures who are leeching off this company just to feed there own egos and I shall stop them!Oh but it's not just heavy metal hollywood. No it goes further then that take for instance our "honor" champion Jonathan Michaels and I use the term honor lightly. This man persents himself as a man of honor as someone who respects the integrity of the wrestling business. If this is so true , Mr.Michales then allow me to ask you this. What is the difference between an omoplata and a gogoplata? I bet you don't but I do. Why? Because I have spent time learning brazilian jiu jitsu from renzo grace. Because I have spent hours upon hours in the gym , hours upon hours of learning the ways of the bushido and the shogun while you losers in the back have spent your whole lives doing nothing! I am a two time national divison one college wrestling champion and a three-time all american yet instead the fans worship you like you're gods. You men are nothing in the world of combat sports! You men are no more champions then a random hobo sleeping on the street and when I get the chance to , I shall expose you for the parasites that you are." I like the way you think.
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Post by Viva on May 10, 2010 11:12:09 GMT -5
" I have a problem! A problem with the fact there are men...No dare I say champions! in this very company who are here just to further themselves in other ventures! Take for instance Heavy Metal Hollywood...These men..No! These degenerates are pathetic. How many hours have they spent in dojos or gyms? How many hours have they spent deadlifting and bench pressing? I doubt as much as I. You see these losers would rather spend there time working on there newest album then actually learning how to wrestle. These men would rather spend time partying and drinking then learning proper grappling techniques yet they have the gumption to call themselves champions or persent themselves as something more then they are. You know heavy metal hollywood are? You know what they are? They're vermin! Yes! Pathetic little creatures who are leeching off this company just to feed there own egos and I shall stop them!Oh but it's not just heavy metal hollywood. No it goes further then that take for instance our "honor" champion Jonathan Michaels and I use the term honor lightly. This man persents himself as a man of honor as someone who respects the integrity of the wrestling business. If this is so true , Mr.Michales then allow me to ask you this. What is the difference between an omoplata and a gogoplata? I bet you don't but I do. Why? Because I have spent time learning brazilian jiu jitsu from renzo grace. Because I have spent hours upon hours in the gym , hours upon hours of learning the ways of the bushido and the shogun while you losers in the back have spent your whole lives doing nothing! I am a two time national divison one college wrestling champion and a three-time all american yet instead the fans worship you like you're gods. You men are nothing in the world of combat sports! You men are no more champions then a random hobo sleeping on the street and when I get the chance to , I shall expose you for the parasites that you are." Our lack of wrestling 'expertise' as you so bluntly put it has not stopped us from reeling in two of the 3 major championship belts around here. I suggest you step into the ring with one of us to find out what we're about, kid. You're barking up the wrong tree calling us out.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 10, 2010 13:39:47 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
As the Stable Warz II rages on, I propose a summit between the three.
Viva, Drakin, Amigo... I invite the three of you to join me and Littlenaitch on the Boiler Room so that we can hash this out like full grown men, what say all of you?
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on May 10, 2010 13:46:25 GMT -5
" Impressive. You guys have won three of top titles in the WWCF. How many people are on the WWCF roster by the way? Fourteen maybe fifteen? Yeah I'm willing to bet that there's alot more division one college wrestlers in the nation then members of the WWCF roster and I was the best out of all them twice. Think about that for a minute. There are people in this company who are holding gold right now who aren't members of heavy metal Hollywood...in 2006 and 2009 I was the only one holding the NCAA wrestling championship. Me alone! I didn't need help from some harlots or some groupies or security guards. Heck , I didn't even need to hit any of my opponents with a guitar to beat them and then there's fact that I was hand-picked to study under a patriarch of the legendary Gracie family. That'd be like Keith Richard's saying he wanted to help you improve your guitar playing which of course would never happen because I've listened to your music and quite frankly , it sucks. I would rather listen to the mating ritual of an Austrian furry tree spider then any of your songs. Your lyrical content is so atrocious , you make London Bridge by Gwen Stefani look like it was written by Joe Walsh. Who is your lead singer by the way? Is he a goat being slaughtered with a blunt knife because that's what he sounds like. Actually no I'm sorry about that last joke...Your singer sounds more like a goat having his stomach cut open with a blunt knife and then having his organs slowly removed while he was still alive. Oh and by the way about that whole "You should face one of us in the ring" thing. Why don't I face you next monday , Mr.WWCF World Heavyweight Champion or are you too scared to face? Also at the end of the day. Me? I'm Matt Hughes. You? You're Brett Michaels. Maybe you should think about that the next time you decide to run your mouth off a to me."
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 10, 2010 13:57:31 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* As the Stable Warz II rages on, I propose a summit between the three.
Viva, Drakin, Amigo... I invite the three of you to join me and Littlenaitch on the Boiler Room so that we can hash this out like full grown men, what say all of you? Why Drakin?
But yeah, fine, whatever.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on May 10, 2010 14:01:01 GMT -5
" I have a problem! A problem with the fact there are men...No dare I say champions! in this very company who are here just to further themselves in other ventures! Take for instance Heavy Metal Hollywood...These men..No! These degenerates are pathetic. How many hours have they spent in dojos or gyms? How many hours have they spent deadlifting and bench pressing? I doubt as much as I. You see these losers would rather spend there time working on there newest album then actually learning how to wrestle. These men would rather spend time partying and drinking then learning proper grappling techniques yet they have the gumption to call themselves champions or persent themselves as something more then they are. You know heavy metal hollywood are? You know what they are? They're vermin! Yes! Pathetic little creatures who are leeching off this company just to feed there own egos and I shall stop them!Oh but it's not just heavy metal hollywood. No it goes further then that take for instance our "honor" champion Jonathan Michaels and I use the term honor lightly. This man persents himself as a man of honor as someone who respects the integrity of the wrestling business. If this is so true , Mr.Michales then allow me to ask you this. What is the difference between an omoplata and a gogoplata? I bet you don't but I do. Why? Because I have spent time learning brazilian jiu jitsu from renzo grace. Because I have spent hours upon hours in the gym , hours upon hours of learning the ways of the bushido and the shogun while you losers in the back have spent your whole lives doing nothing! I am a two time national divison one college wrestling champion and a three-time all american yet instead the fans worship you like you're gods. You men are nothing in the world of combat sports! You men are no more champions then a random hobo sleeping on the street and when I get the chance to , I shall expose you for the parasites that you are." OOC: It's like Yellowjacket's mini-me.
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 14:11:06 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* As the Stable Warz II rages on, I propose a summit between the three.
Viva, Drakin, Amigo... I invite the three of you to join me and Littlenaitch on the Boiler Room so that we can hash this out like full grown men, what say all of you? Who the hell says Amgio is the leader, you stupid fool
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on May 10, 2010 14:32:14 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* As the Stable Warz II rages on, I propose a summit between the three.
Viva, Drakin, Amigo... I invite the three of you to join me and Littlenaitch on the Boiler Room so that we can hash this out like full grown men, what say all of you? Who the hell says Amgio is the leader, you stupid fool Cuz he's... the noisiest?
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Post by Square on May 10, 2010 14:57:29 GMT -5
Who the hell says Amgio is the leader, you stupid fool Cuz he's... the noisiest? You not inviting the Revolution of Evolution because your scared? Scared that title of yours is going to go to a real wrestler.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on May 10, 2010 15:37:23 GMT -5
" Impressive. You guys have won three of top titles in the WWCF. How many people are on the WWCF roster by the way? Fourteen maybe fifteen? Yeah I'm willing to bet that there's alot more division one college wrestlers in the nation then members of the WWCF roster and I was the best out of all them twice. Think about that for a minute. There are people in this company who are holding gold right now who aren't members of heavy metal Hollywood...in 2006 and 2009 I was the only one holding the NCAA wrestling championship. Me alone! I didn't need help from some harlots or some groupies or security guards. Heck , I didn't even need to hit any of my opponents with a guitar to beat them and then there's fact that I was hand-picked to study under a patriarch of the legendary Gracie family. That'd be like Keith Richard's saying he wanted to help you improve your guitar playing which of course would never happen because I've listened to your music and quite frankly , it sucks. I would rather listen to the mating ritual of an Austrian furry tree spider then any of your songs. Your lyrical content is so atrocious , you make London Bridge by Gwen Stefani look like it was written by Joe Walsh. Who is your lead singer by the way? Is he a goat being slaughtered with a blunt knife because that's what he sounds like. Actually no I'm sorry about that last joke...Your singer sounds more like a goat having his stomach cut open with a blunt knife and then having his organs slowly removed while he was still alive. Oh and by the way about that whole "You should face one of us in the ring" thing. Why don't I face you next monday , Mr.WWCF World Heavyweight Champion or are you too scared to face? Also at the end of the day. Me? I'm Matt Hughes. You? You're Brett Michaels. Maybe you should think about that the next time you decide to run your mouth off a to me." Are you deaf or something?
Anyway, an interesting NiteRaw this evening. Once again Dave loses because he was trying to break the rules - granted, I was beating the hell out of Evil M at the time, but I digress. Still, I promise that when it comes to the match with The Truth Coalition, we shall use what got us these titles - our flat-out wrestling ability.
So, Motor-Colt is back. Whoopie-di-doo. I suppose he's gonna get an instant title shot or something.
Jay Caroll, Viva's next challenger, also gets beaten. By two complete douchebags. Some threat you're gonna pose, buddy.
Smokin' Vokoun has sold out and joined the Family. "AHHH, I'M A MONSTER, NO-ONE CAN CONTROL ME, I KILL PEOPLE!". Sure, dude. Way to go against every principle you have.
And once again, M.O.P. gets a title shot. Man, that record sure as hell is broken.
Now get out of here, I'm in a bad f***in' mood.
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