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Post by thegame415 on Jan 2, 2010 17:55:44 GMT -5
Let's say, for whatever reason, all advertisers threatened to remove their ads from WWE programming unless a more "kid-friendly" product was presented. Vince has no choice but to halt the attitude era and rebrand the company with less adult-themed characters/storylines. How do you think some stars would be repackaged?
I see....
Val Venis as Sean Moorely, generic face number 6789
The Godfather as Charles "the father" Wright, who plays matchmaker with the superstars and his single and looking friends.
Meat is Shawn Stasiak, the son of Stan Stasiak (hey, that might've worked)
"Sexual Chocolate" Mark Henry is "the World's Largest Teddy Bear" who is a sweetheart outside the ring, but a grizzly bear in the ring.
Mosh becomes Chaz, just a kid from New Jersey...oops
Others?
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Post by theganzobomb on Jan 2, 2010 18:43:49 GMT -5
Adam copland as Typical Babyface
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Post by corndog on Jan 3, 2010 2:47:18 GMT -5
Austin drank ten chocolate milks today, ran out of Nestle Quik and now is really upset.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jan 3, 2010 2:52:05 GMT -5
Austin drank ten chocolate milks today, ran out of Nestle Quik and now is really upset. Gonna take a glass... WHAT!!! Gonna pour some milk... WHAT!!! Gonna have one scoop... WHAT!!! Gonna have another scoop... WHAT!!! Oh, heck, throw in a third scoop... WHAT!!!
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Jan 3, 2010 3:59:39 GMT -5
Bubba Ray: "D-Von! Get the table!" *D-Von brings a table to the ring* Bubba Ray: "Ladies and gentlemen! A fine, lightweight yet sturdy piece of furniture like this can be yours, for only 29.99..."
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Post by RealMattKozza91 on Jan 3, 2010 8:17:15 GMT -5
Smackdown was PG in 2000 and nobody had a problem then???
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Post by thegame415 on Jan 3, 2010 8:58:13 GMT -5
Austin drank ten chocolate milks today, ran out of Nestle Quik and now is really upset. awesome!
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