Make Up Some Crazy NEWZ For The Jan 4th SHOW!

[CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP!]

This should be fun!


Post away!

[marvelocity]

Bret "Hitman" Hart will make a shocking return to the company that screwed him twelve....

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

[Enrico Palazzo]

According to our source (who we cannot disclose for legal reasons, brother!) Bret Hart will gain his revenge for the Montreal Screwjob by showing up at the Impact Zone, and stand in the crowd, with his hands on his hips watching Kurt Angle. He will then climb into the ring and attack Angle claiming he is a WWE wannabe. This will then lead Hogan to climb into the ring, and leg drop both of them, for reason unexplained.

To compensate, for the time alotted to Bret Hart segments, Vince will start the show and introduce 'Bret Hart' (a midget in his attire), and spend 20 minutes laughing at how Hart's name rhymes with fart.

However due to leaks these plans could be set to change.

[MAGGLE]

CM Punk will appear on Raw and that shaved!

RVD returns and joins the Straight Edge Cult

Chris Masters is getting a speedy Gonzales gimmick

[Pervy Stone Cold]

WWE *supposedly* has planned to air a segment with Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels whereby they re-enact the fingerpoke of doom as a shot at Hogan for joining TNA along with clips of Hogan saying "gay" and "it's not hot" at random.

[DrewVonAwesome]

According to our sources, the main event of the January 4th Raw is going to be an over the top battle royal featuring Stone Cold Steve Austen, The Rock, Randy Savage, Brock Lesner, Ultimate Warrior, and John Cena. John Cena is currently being planned on winning.

[Mozenrath]

Jericho wins the titles back while Big Show no-shows. Jericho says Big Show should not be rewarded given he did not help him win. He says he will introduce a straight-laced partner who he goes way back with. This impact player, if he can be serious for a moment, is well respected for his skill in the craft. "You know him, so without any further introduction, here is my penis." He then whips it out and they are immediately stripped of the titles, but it's too late.

In the record books, "Jericho and Jericho's Penis" will go down as the only Unified Tag Team Champions to never lose the belts by pinfall, submission, or per the stipulations of any match.

[Azrael from Outerspace]

It is being talked about backstage that Bret Harts signing on came with a few conditions one being that Cena had to drop the belt before Hart showed up on television. This is why they put the belt on Sheamus as Triple H and Randy Orton are already involved in angles. The reason Bret wanted this is because he see's Cena as everything wrong with Pro Wrestling. It's being said that is also the reason why Cena is going to be at the Fiesta Bowl instead of at Raw.

The plan is that whatever show Bret winds up on, Cena will show up on the other. This will be explained by Cena either turning heel to face the Undertaker at Wrestlemania or Batista. Cena is said to be disappointed that Vince has chosen Bret over himself which is leading to speculation that Cena may or may not ask for his release after Wrestlemania.

[Rick Mad]

Cassidey Riley, Marcus Cor Von, and Braden Walker will all make their long awaited WWE returns

[Vampiro138]

It is being talked about backstage that monday Bret will give a speech to open the show, and is said to be an hour long. it is rumored that they will plan hardcore matches to happen during bret's speech which will cause bret to stop the match and hit every wrestler with a chair so he can continue.

in other news, it is being reported by a very reliable source that since he is on smackdown and wont be a part of the huge jan 4th show CM Punk now is in the doghouse and will be released next week. Stephanie was reported as saying "Punk being on smackdown and not on raw is just bad for business...the biggest show of the year for us and he is on smackdown! THAT IS DISRESPECT!" Bret is said to not really care and called cm punk "a real stand up guy"

[BorneAgain]

There have been some talks about Booker T returning as King Booker and reforming his Court stable with Regal and Finlay, to feud with DX.

It would possibly involve Hornswoggle turning on DX and going heel again (likely not becoming the Little Bastard due to WWE's PG rating)

[Ben Wyatt]

Jan 2, 2010 20:39:55 GMT -5 Mozenrath said:

Jericho wins the titles back while Big Show no-shows. Jericho says Big Show should not be rewarded given he did not help him win. He says he will introduce a straight-laced partner who he goes way back with. This impact player, if he can be serious for a moment, is well respected for his skill in the craft. "You know him, so without any further introduction, here is my penis." He then whips it out and they are immediately stripped of the titles, but it's too late.

In the record books, "Jericho and Jericho's Penis" will go down as the only Unified Tag Team Champions to never lose the belts by pinfall, submission, or per the stipulations of any match.

This made me laugh louder and longer than I should have

[The F'N Captain]

As soon as Bret walks out on stage the current plan is for Ric Flair, Sgt. Slaughter, Roddy Piper, and Steamboat to run out and run around Bret in a circle chanting "One of us, one of us!"

There will also be an impromptu match between Sheamus and Guile from Street Fighter due to Guile claiming Sheamus stole his haircut.

[Soultastic]

Sources indicate that Vince McMahon may or may not throw a brick at Bret Hart's groin during the show. Also, it appears HHH may be upset with the creative team. He demands to end his match with Jerishow by pedigreeing Jericho 20 times in a row. Current plans are that the match ends after 17 pedigrees.

[Stotty]

The current plan for the opening segment is to feature the 'Chris Master's Dancers'. This is likely to be eleven women, dressed as giant pecs, jumping up and down to the beat of 'Blame it on the Rain' by Milli Vanilli.

This segment is planned to go 20 minutes.

[kennerado]

Bret Hart will show his allegiance to Vince by revealing he is a follower of "McMahonism".

[Apricots And A Pear Tree]

Triple H will be pinned by Jericho in a match that ends clean.

[Stotty]

Hornswaggle will reveal that he is not actually a midget, instead, he is a number of chipmunks standing on each other's shoulders.

Tentative plans have the chipmunks winning the title at Wrestlemania.

[Y2M]

Jim Ross will return and superkick Cole in the face.

[Deleted]

Recent reports backstage indicate that Bret Hart is not happy about the way things are shaping up for his January 4th appearance.

An avid hater of mexican culture, Hart was livid when greeted by a hispanic member of the catering service and his appearance was almost cancelled. The planned "Burrito Bonanza!" segment featuring a wheel where a spinning burrito would land on different spots indicating the next match of the night has also been reportedly scrapped as writers scramble to come up with a replacement at the last minute.