JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Jan 3, 2010 17:58:47 GMT -5
First of all, don't put him in matches. Watching him go over Chavo, Kendrick, Noble, etc., etc. is just mind numbingly painful. The defense has always been that the guys he beats are jobbers anyway. Doesn't matter, there is nothing that could make me suspend my disbelief enough that I could enjoy watching a midget beat Chavo Guerrero 875 weeks in a row. It's embarrassing to watch as a fan. If they could just find a role for him where he's someones sidekick and just interferes in matches here and there or plays a distraction, then he'd be tolerable. Back when he was Finlay's little buddy who lived under the ring, I didn't mind him at all. Also, he should in no way, shape, form, or fashion be involved in main event type angles. Like, being involved with DX, being Mr. McMahon's son, etc. When you have a performer that CAN'T give a payoff to a major angle, he shouldn't be in one. I don't see anyone lining up to see Hornswoggle headline WrestleMania at the end of a major angle. If he was toned down, put with a midcard act and kept out of the ring (unless they were to bring in the Juniors division again) then I think he would be alright to have around. Also, major thing......stop acting like he's a god damn toddler. He's like 23 years old and has a f***ing beard for gods sake. I also wholeheartedly endorse this!
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 3, 2010 18:11:44 GMT -5
Turn him into a cunning political mastermind who alternates between shoring up alliances between stables and stealing away under cover of night for amorous liaisons with a sexpot Diva. I might be ever so slightly biased. They should do another "under the ring world" segment, where DX goes exploring, and stumbles across Hornswoggle's lair, with Hornswoggle wearing a smoking jacket, stroking a small, white cat, and speaking in a British accent, giving Evan Bourne and Rey Mysterio instructions, since they're the tallest of all the little people.
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Randy Barber 4-Life
Hank Scorpio
I have received an email from RAW's anonymous General Manager. And I quote: "No play for Mr. Gray!"
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Jan 3, 2010 18:59:58 GMT -5
Starting this week, at the beginning of the show, tie him to one of the ring posts. Now anyone and everyone who enters the ring has to slap the taste out of his mouth. No exceptions. Do that all night.
Then do it again next week. And the week after that. And keep doing it for as long as he's been an in-ring wrestler.
Then he goes away.
If they did that, I could probably find it in myself to stop hating him.
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barley96
Dennis Stamp
This is the biggest Mickie James mark
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Post by barley96 on Jan 3, 2010 19:35:55 GMT -5
First of all, don't put him in matches. Watching him go over Chavo, Kendrick, Noble, etc., etc. is just mind numbingly painful. The defense has always been that the guys he beats are jobbers anyway. Doesn't matter, there is nothing that could make me suspend my disbelief enough that I could enjoy watching a midget beat Chavo Guerrero 875 weeks in a row. It's embarrassing to watch as a fan. If they could just find a role for him where he's someones sidekick and just interferes in matches here and there or plays a distraction, then he'd be tolerable. Back when he was Finlay's little buddy who lived under the ring, I didn't mind him at all. Also, he should in no way, shape, form, or fashion be involved in main event type angles. Like, being involved with DX, being Mr. McMahon's son, etc. When you have a performer that CAN'T give a payoff to a major angle, he shouldn't be in one. I don't see anyone lining up to see Hornswoggle headline WrestleMania at the end of a major angle. If he was toned down, put with a midcard act and kept out of the ring (unless they were to bring in the Juniors division again) then I think he would be alright to have around. Also, major thing......stop acting like he's a god damn toddler. He's like 23 years old and has a f***ing beard for gods sake. I picked this quote to copy because it was the most intelligent.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Jan 3, 2010 19:54:20 GMT -5
After seeing DX get beaten down by heels and being unable to stop it, Hornswoggle resolves to step up his game and pull his weight in DX, so he eats a sack worth of magic beans that will grow him into a real boy.
From the next week onward, the role of Hornswoggle will be played by Brian Danielson, wearing an ill-fitting leprechaun outfit and speaking in grunts. He'll continue to team up with DX and play tricks on Chavo, and do comedy skits where Shawn and Hunter treat him like a pet.
This will continue for six months.
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Post by ASK HIM on Jan 3, 2010 20:28:36 GMT -5
Set JBL on him again.
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2010 22:31:19 GMT -5
Go back to only simply walking to the ring with Finlay, maybe getting involved in his matches. Essentially go back to being where he was in the show five-ten minutes tops, and only really ever in the periphery.
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Post by Perigryn on Jan 3, 2010 23:50:50 GMT -5
I think a heel turn would help He's heel to me, damnit!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Jan 3, 2010 23:59:03 GMT -5
I don't wanna see him heel either. Somehow that seems like it'd be even more lame.
UNLESS, they let him talk and made him some sorta lil mastermind with a stable of large wrestlers to do his bidding.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 4, 2010 0:41:48 GMT -5
Giant beard. Have him dress up as a giant beard, and everything will be better.
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Post by moonlight on Jan 4, 2010 0:50:41 GMT -5
I can't believe after seeing all the little people on the Oregon's smallest farmer show that Hornswoggle is the only dwarf/midget on the WWE roster. Where is Sky Low Low Junior Jr? They should have a whole roster of people under 4 foot 9, the only problem is with the new law Vince would have to buy a "CRAPLOAD" of Booster Seats. ....snicker.
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