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Post by taylorandborland on Jan 3, 2010 13:11:44 GMT -5
that means his supporters stay out!
What could the E do with Swoggle (besides giving him the deavors) to help redeem him in your eyes. Maybe they won't be able to make him your new favorite wrestler, but what would put him on the path to gimmick reformation?
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jan 3, 2010 13:13:04 GMT -5
Wear a suit and be teamed up with JeriShow.
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Post by Mayonnaise on Jan 3, 2010 13:17:05 GMT -5
Use him like they did when he was with heel Finlay. Have him treated as a normal person that is helping out instead of a retarded child.
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Post by rrm15 on Jan 3, 2010 13:19:49 GMT -5
Be Finlay's little bastard again.
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Post by Tyfo on Jan 3, 2010 13:19:58 GMT -5
First of all, don't put him in matches. Watching him go over Chavo, Kendrick, Noble, etc., etc. is just mind numbingly painful. The defense has always been that the guys he beats are jobbers anyway. Doesn't matter, there is nothing that could make me suspend my disbelief enough that I could enjoy watching a midget beat Chavo Guerrero 875 weeks in a row. It's embarrassing to watch as a fan.
If they could just find a role for him where he's someones sidekick and just interferes in matches here and there or plays a distraction, then he'd be tolerable. Back when he was Finlay's little buddy who lived under the ring, I didn't mind him at all.
Also, he should in no way, shape, form, or fashion be involved in main event type angles. Like, being involved with DX, being Mr. McMahon's son, etc. When you have a performer that CAN'T give a payoff to a major angle, he shouldn't be in one. I don't see anyone lining up to see Hornswoggle headline WrestleMania at the end of a major angle.
If he was toned down, put with a midcard act and kept out of the ring (unless they were to bring in the Juniors division again) then I think he would be alright to have around.
Also, major thing......stop acting like he's a god damn toddler. He's like 23 years old and has a f***ing beard for gods sake.
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Post by Fauxnaki on Jan 3, 2010 13:22:16 GMT -5
this (nsfw)
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Post by MGH on Jan 3, 2010 13:54:37 GMT -5
Stop insulting our intelligence that a grown (...shhh) man is actually a dirty faced child.
Never have him be anything resembling a focal point of a main event program again.
Bring him to the live events and have him go in to the crowd and say hi to the kids during commercial breaks and intermissions. Hand out t-shirts. Basically be a mascot. He isn't drawing in anyone himself to watch the shows, so use him for what he's good for. He can be around for the kids, but keep him the hell away from the ring.
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Post by Perigryn on Jan 3, 2010 13:55:41 GMT -5
First of all, don't put him in matches. Watching him go over Chavo, Kendrick, Noble, etc., etc. is just mind numbingly painful. The defense has always been that the guys he beats are jobbers anyway. Doesn't matter, there is nothing that could make me suspend my disbelief enough that I could enjoy watching a midget beat Chavo Guerrero 875 weeks in a row. It's embarrassing to watch as a fan. If they could just find a role for him where he's someones sidekick and just interferes in matches here and there or plays a distraction, then he'd be tolerable. Back when he was Finlay's little buddy who lived under the ring, I didn't mind him at all. Also, he should in no way, shape, form, or fashion be involved in main event type angles. Like, being involved with DX, being Mr. McMahon's son, etc. When you have a performer that CAN'T give a payoff to a major angle, he shouldn't be in one. I don't see anyone lining up to see Hornswoggle headline WrestleMania at the end of a major angle. If he was toned down, put with a midcard act and kept out of the ring (unless they were to bring in the Juniors division again) then I think he would be alright to have around. Also, major thing......stop acting like he's a god damn toddler. He's like 23 years old and has a f***ing beard for gods sake.
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Post by egyptianblizzard on Jan 3, 2010 14:33:48 GMT -5
The only way I will like Hornswoggle is if Undertaker Tombstones him to hell and I never get to see him again.
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Post by Back to being Cenanuff on Jan 3, 2010 14:36:58 GMT -5
It was all a dream!
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Post by Hakumental on Jan 3, 2010 15:02:45 GMT -5
Turn him into a cunning political mastermind who alternates between shoring up alliances between stables and stealing away under cover of night for amorous liaisons with a sexpot Diva.
I might be ever so slightly biased.
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Post by bob on Jan 3, 2010 15:03:38 GMT -5
I think a heel turn would help
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Post by whitecrxsses on Jan 3, 2010 16:05:16 GMT -5
I don't hate the guy, but still... Make him less like a child. Still be aimed at kids, be comic relief even, coming out during heel promos and insulting them humourously. High-fiving kids and stuff. Just acting his age.
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Post by valiens on Jan 3, 2010 16:08:43 GMT -5
I think the fact that he's been over for this long is really amazing. I don't think they need to do anything new with him right away. But if they could somehow find a way to make Shelton's mamma adopt him, I'd mark for that.
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Post by franchisedavis on Jan 3, 2010 17:10:43 GMT -5
Think about it the world is fasinated with little people, look how many little people shows there are. Little People Big World, the Little Couple, I think there is some other one about a little person being pregnant so as always WWE takes advantage of that. Because of shows like that little people are not as comedic as they have been in the past.
I think WWE has taken a huge step from back in the day when it was King Kong Bundy aganist "midget" wrestlers. Now its little people and although still comedic they are looked upon much differently and can be used for more then just a sideshow type deal.
Soon enough the Little Couple or the family from Little People Big World will be on WWE with Hornswaggle, mark it down
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Post by D2: Sweet & Sour Edition on Jan 3, 2010 17:11:57 GMT -5
Have him act his freaking age.
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jan 3, 2010 17:14:11 GMT -5
If he was actually Bret Hart's spy.
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Jan 3, 2010 17:37:17 GMT -5
Japanese Death Match
Hornswoggle vs BRAUN THE LEPRECHAUN.
With Cheatum as special guest referee.
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Post by Apricots And A Pear Tree on Jan 3, 2010 17:43:06 GMT -5
If he was actually Bret Hart's spy. HHH:"Why you backstabbing little nugget!"
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Jan 3, 2010 17:57:35 GMT -5
Have him stop grunting, stop smiling, and have him work out to get rid of his midget ass.
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