Show an interview with Jericho backstage. When he's finished talking, pan the camera slightly to the side, showing Lance to have been slightly out of the shot. Jericho asks where Lance has been for the last year, and Lance replies "I've been standing right here the entire time."
All is well.
And here I came back into this thread to make a South Park joke myself. Mine was a little different, though...
What would Lance Ca-ade do
If he was here right now,
He'd make a plan
And he'd follow through,
That's what Lance Cade would do.
When Lance Cade was with Jindrak,
Gunning for the gold,
He did two Clotheslines, jobbed to Triple H,
Managed by black Cole.
When Kance Cade lived in a trailer,
Teamed with grizzly bears,
He used his spinebuster thing,
And laid down in the ring.
So what would Lance Ca-ade do
If he were here today,
I'm sure he'd only ge-et two,
That's what Lance Cade do.
I want Lance Cade back today,
Even if Big Show's taken his place.
And I just want Lance Cade
To start fighting everyone
Guess I'll stare at the lights, too,
Cos that's what Garrison Cade would do.
And what would Lance Ca-ade do,
He'd stand in the corner,
And watch Chris's dreams come true
That's what Lance Cade would do.
When Lance traveled through time
To the year 2010,
He fought the now good King of Kings
and stared at lights again
And when Lance Cade worked the indies,
He jobbed to Awesome Kong.
Cos Lance Cade doesn'tgo over an-e-y-body
So lets all get together,
And order the Royal Rumble
And we'll buy a DX Snuggie too,
Cos that's what Lance Cade would do.
And we'll buy a DX Snuggie too,
Cos that's what Lance Cade would dooooo,
That's what Lance Cade would do.
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