ILWF Thread 9: Legends/Indy Wrestlers E-Fed

[The Tank]

*Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli quickly head to the ring, Hero holding a mic and Claudio carrying both World Tag Titles.*

You know, we've been hearing a lot of complaints about us lately. "You guys are throwing matches." "You keep getting yourselves DQ'd!" "You lost to Shane Douglas!" "Your feet smell, Hero!"

Aside from that last one...which doesn't even make sense, because like everything else about me, my feet are amazing...there's a simple explanation: You people don't deserve to see us at 100%.

Ever since we got here, we've had to put up with inferior opponents in inferior matches. Frankly, we're tired of putting in effort against walking garbage.

You want to see us stick around for the whole match? Then get management to give us a proper opponent!

You want to see me give a crap enough to beat guys like Shane Douglas? Not gonna happen, because I don't give a crap about guys like Shane f***ing Douglas!!!

So tonight, pray that we care enough to even finish the match. Because either way it goes, we're walking out of here with the belts. Maybe, just maybe...........you'll be honored with seeing us finish the match.

*Hero throws the mic down.*

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

WOO-HOO!!

[The Tank]

The following contest is for the World Tag Team Championships!

Currently in the ring, the reigning and defending World Tag Team Champions, Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli, The Kings of Wrestling!



Their opponents, the team of Joey Ryan and Jethro Murdoch, The New American Heroes!!

Kings of Wrestling vs. New American Heroes
World Tag Team Championships
3 votes, 20 minutes (7:18 EST)

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Murdoch hits a Ace of Spades on Hero

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Hero & Castagnoli with the Roaring Elbow/Very European Uppercut combo

[The Tank]

Jun 4, 2010 17:52:18 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

WOO-HOO!!

LESS TAUNTING, MORE VOTING.

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You seem upset

[The Tank]

Jun 4, 2010 17:53:41 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

You seem upset

Irritated, really.

But not because of anything here.

I'm irritated because time moves too damn slowly.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Voted.

Any chance we can shorten the time?

[The Tank]

Jun 4, 2010 18:02:29 GMT -5 Oak: Certified Jade Hater said:

Voted.

Any chance we can shorten the time?

I'd rather not, in case someone shows up to break the tie.

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Hero with a neckbreaker!

[The Tank]

Claudio delivers a bicycle kick to Joey Ryan, sending him into his own corner and allowing Jethro to tag himself in. The two big men begin trading blows center of the ring, with Jethro eventually getting the advantage, backing Claudio into the ropes and sending him to the outside with a Foley lariat!!!

Jethro is almost immediately on his feet and begins a "USA!" chant, the crowd following along with him. Hero jumps off the apron, goes over to the commentators, grabs a mic and screams "I'M AMERICAN TOO, YOU INBRED RETARDS!!!", getting a large negative reaction from the crowd. Jethro begins heading over to Hero, but Hero slides into the ring and, behind the ref's back, prepares the loaded elbow. Jethro slides into the ring after him and rises to his feet, but Hero charges from the opposite side of the ring and hits Jethro dead-on with the elbow!!!!!

........and Jethro doesn't move an inch. Hero stares at the big man, astonished at his "unbeatable" maneuver failing completely. Jethro chuckles a bit, then kicks Hero in the gut and prepares for the Ace of Spades! HE HITS IT!! COVER!!!!!

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Claudio pulls the ref out of the ring before he can get the 3-count! Jethro gets up just in time for Claudio to enter the ring, and the two begin trading punches left and right once again. Jethro looks to gain the advantage over the Swiss powerhouse until Hero hits a low blow on the Redneck Juggernaut, allowing Claudio to hit a Ricola Bomb!! Claudio hits a shoulder block on the barely conscious Joey Ryan as Hero yells for the ref to get back in the ring. The ref slides into the ring and slowly counts the pin.

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2...













KICKOUT!!!!

Both members of the Kings of Wrestling stare at Jethro, barely moving but still refusing to give up. Hero stands up and orders Claudio to bring the big man to the corner. Claudio lifts Jethro to the top of the turnbuckle....KRS-TWO!!! COVER!!!!!!

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3!!

Your winners and still World Tag Team Champions, Chris Hero and Claudio Castagnoli, The Kings of Wrestling!

[The Tank]

Announcement!

Due to contract issues, the tag team match scheduled tonight between the debuting teams has been rescheduled for next Friday's Revolution.

Your main event will be coming up shortly.

[The Tank]

Molly Holly is backstage, minus the GLOW Cheerleaders and Randy Savage.

Tonight is not about Team Madness. Tonight is not about the GLOW Cheerleaders or Randy Savage. Tonight is about one thing. The ILWF Women's Championship.

Sara Del Rey, I was so close to becoming the first Champion, but you were better than me. But it won't happen again.

And Portia Perez, you may have gotten lucky against Cheyenne, but that doesn't matter. Tonight is my night and I will make the most of it. I will become YOUR new ILWF Women's Champion. And you can count on that.

[The Tank]

BOOYA! Portia Perez, the future ILWF Women's Champ, comin' at ya from the Edge of Seventeen!

Tonight, ILWF Supershow, the stakes couldn't be any higher for the Women's Title match. Three women looking to get the victory tonight, looking to walk out with the title in their hands.

Now, we're no stangers to one another. Molly, Sara, and I, we've all met in the ring in one-on-one matches. Sara beat me, Sara beat Molly, and Molly and I wrestled to a, shall we say "questionable" draw. Regardless, Sara Del Rey is the only woman coming in with the definite advantage, which makes her the number one target in the match.

Let's face it here, Molly and I would love to be the woman to pin Sara for the three. Both of us want there to be no doubt that we're THE woman in this division, and we can't get that if we don't pin the champion to win. However, that doesn't mean I'm focusing solely on Sara throughout the entire match, much like I know Molly isn't taking her eyes off of me. We all want to win, and if that means taking advantage, the so be it.

My boys, Kirby and TJ, they're staying backstage. I don't need any help tonight to prove I'm the best women's wrestler this company has to offer. I won't need Team Madness, I won't need Pelle Primeau... if I'm going to win tonight, it's going to be because I was the best wrestler out there, not because I had back-up looking out for me. Can you two say the same?

Tonight, "The Lovable Underdog" no longer becomes an underdog. I'm going to prove that it isn't the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. Look out girls, because Portia Perez is going to show that big things really do come in small packages.

BOOYA!

[The Tank]

The following 3-Way match is your main event and it is for the Women's Championship!



Entering first, Molly Holly!



Her opponent, Portia Perez!!



And the reigning and defending Women's Champion, Sara Del Rey!!!

Sara Del Rey vs. Molly Holly vs. Portia Perez
Women's Championship
3 votes, 20 minutes (8:07 EST)

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Molly with the Molly Go Round!

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Portia kicks Sara in the head

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Portia with the Portia Perez Express

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So...

Shouldn't the match have ended by now?