Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 11, 2010 16:44:19 GMT -5
Meanie with a drop toe hold.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 16:44:46 GMT -5
*Team Macktion are backstage with ILWF Women's Champion Portia Perez.*
ILWF, I hope you're ready for what's coming. Because tonight, you get to see Team Macktion, TJ and myself, live in action. You're going to see one of the best tag teams this company has to offer do what they do best, and just in case you don't know what that means, it means we're going to prove the superiority of the Brothers Mack.
That's right Kirby. See, you and I haven't had too many opportunities to prove ourselves in the tag division. And while you got a match against Brian Lawler a couple of weeks back, we haven't been in a tag team match since.... man, I couldn't even tell you.
The first Supershow.
The first Supershow?! If that ain't the- No. No. See, I'm not going to get riled up. I'm not losing focus on tonight's goal. See tonight, we got Manu and.... um.... Teej, little help?
No idea. Portia?
Iunno.
Right. Well, Manu. Other... guy. Little warning for tonight. Step into the ring with us, and you're just asking for trouble. Just because we don't weigh 300 lbs. of pure muscle doesn't mean you should take us lightly. Me and TJ, we've made a name for ourselves everywhere we've been. ILWF, it's just another place for us to make our name. And with Portia Perez guiding us, there's no place but the top for Team Macktion.
And just so you know what to expect for tonight boys, prepare for a little Death From Above.
BOO-YA!!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 16:50:47 GMT -5
*Team MEH is in the back.*
So, Team Macktion. You guys are stepping in the ring tonight with two thirds of the top stable in the ILWF today, Team MEH! You’ve got Snitsky, the monster, the man who can mess you up. You got Manu, son of Afa, a member of the greatest wrestling family ever. And backing them up, you’ve got the most influential guy in this company, the guy management trusted enough to actually run a couple of shows, the FREAKIN’ MAN!!!! ME! ERIC f***IN’ ESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSCOBAR!!!!
We are Team MEH! And we will own your asses!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 16:52:31 GMT -5
JBL: Strong words from two teams that........no one has any idea who they are. CH: ...................... JBL: This job's a lot more pleasant when you're not talking. CH: ...................... JBL: To the ring!Representing Team MEH, Snitsky and Manu! Their opponents, TJ and Kirby Mack, Team MackTion! Team MackTion vs. Team MEH 3 votes, 15 minutes (6:07 EST)
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 11, 2010 16:54:52 GMT -5
Kirby and TJ with the 1238
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jun 11, 2010 16:59:41 GMT -5
Hmm I want to join this and start a stable with the most hated wrestlers in pro wrestling but I can't think of them.
Any Advice on this? I'm thinking like Ian Rotten and Zandig.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:02:21 GMT -5
Hmm I want to join this and start a stable with the most hated wrestlers in pro wrestling but I can't think of them. Any Advice on this? I'm thinking like Ian Rotten and Zandig. Zandig? Not really. Ian Rotten, definitely. Not sure who else would work. But like the front page says, as long as they're not dead or taken in WCWWE/TNA, they're fair game. So there's a HUGE talent pool to pick from.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:09:08 GMT -5
*Kirby Mack hits the OverDoze on Manu and goes for the cover!*
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Your winners, Team MackTion!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:11:59 GMT -5
Representing Team Madness, Vickie Victory! And her opponent... The NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ILWF Women's Champion, Portia Perez! Portia Perez vs. Vickie Victory 3 votes, 15 minutes (6:26 EST)
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:30:34 GMT -5
My vote is for Portia Perez with a missile dropkick.
*Portia Perez dominates the match, hitting the Kosher Pickle and easily putting away the Cheerleader formerly of GLOW.*
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Your winner, the ILWF Women's Champion, Portia Perez!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:36:34 GMT -5
The following tag team match is scheduled for onefall, and features two teams making their ILWF debuts! Introducing first, the team of Kevin Steen and CIMA, the Can-Asian Destruction Connection! Their opponents, first...Stan Hansen! His tag team partner... Barry Windham! Can-Asian Destruction Connection vs. Stan Hansen & Barry Windham 3 votes, 15 minutes (6:51 EST)
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Post by Shameful_Lobsterhead on Jun 11, 2010 17:39:10 GMT -5
Stan Hansen delivers a stiff chop to CIMA that sends him down hard to the canvas.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:52:13 GMT -5
*Barry Windham hits a HUGE Superplex on CIMA, putting him down on the mat. He then charges Steen in the corner and knocks him to the floor with a shouldertackle. Windham goes for the pin, but sees Stan Hansen beckoning for the tag. Windham complies, and lifts CIMA to his feet. Hansen then nearly decapitates CIMA with a lariat! Cover!*
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Here are your winners, Barry Windham and Stan Hansen!
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 17:55:20 GMT -5
*Bob Backlund stomps down to the ring.* LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! IN JUST A FEW MOMENTS, MR. KNOX IS GOING TO WALK OUT HERE AND BEAT THE DAYLIGHTS OUT OF SHANE DOUGLAS, TO THE POINT THAT HE WILL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GET DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND ADMIT THAT I AM HIS SUPERIOR! IN EVERY POSSIBLE WAY!!! I WAS WCWWF WORLD CHAMPION ON FIFTEEN OCCASIONS AND EVERY SINGLE OCCASION WAS GLORIOUS!!! I’VE BEATEN ALL THE GREATS!!! BILLY GRAHAM, THE IRON SHEIK, HULK HOGAN, RANDY SAVAGE, ANDRE THE GIANT, BRET HART, SHAWN MICHAELS, DIESEL, THE UNDERTAKER, STEVE AUSTIN, THE ROCK, TRIPLE H, JOHN CENA, THE LIST GOES ON, I’VE BEATEN EVERY ONE OF THEM!!! I AM THE TRUE WRESTLING HERO AND I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE IN THIS BUILDING!!!!
NOW, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I GIVE YOU…
MICHAEL KNOX!!!!*Mike Knox walks down the aisle and enters the ring without music.* His opponent, "The Franchise" Shane Douglas! Shane Douglas vs. Mike Knox 3 votes, 15 minutes (7:10 EST)
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 18:14:19 GMT -5
Mike Knox hits a big boot and gets the cover.
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Here is your winner, Mike Knox...
*Knox and Backlund attack Douglas after the bell, closing out the show with a vicious beatdown.*
Thanks to Number 2 and M for promos. Thanks to Number 2 and ForgottenWarrior for voting.
Requests for next week's show, please.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 11, 2010 18:44:01 GMT -5
Delirious vs. Rhett Titus
Also Tank, any chance we can work on that thing we discussed for ILWF?
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Post by The Tank on Jun 11, 2010 18:47:32 GMT -5
Delirious vs. Rhett Titus Also Tank, any chance we can work on that thing we discussed for ILWF? Which one? We seem to discuss a lot of things for here.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2010 16:45:35 GMT -5
Just a reminder, no show Friday due to the WCWWE PPV. Tank will announce when the next show will be.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 15, 2010 20:06:16 GMT -5
Just a reminder, no show Friday due to the WCWWE PPV. Tank will announce when the next show will be. And in response to this: The 6/20 Supershow has been cancelled. There was only one episode of Revolution between it and the previous Supershow, and that is no time to build up to a PPV quality show. The next Supershow is July 18th. Please PM me with what you'd like your characters to do (namely, what title you wish to pursue) and I'll do what I can about it.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2010 20:12:31 GMT -5
When is the next regular show, then?
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