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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:09:38 GMT -5
You hear they were gonna be called "Leather And Lace Connection"? Man, I'm really going to enjoy this match. NEWZ! I never noticed that. I should have done something about it.
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 28, 2010 17:10:15 GMT -5
eh - its fine. kinda funny it was written in there like that tho
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:19:32 GMT -5
Taylor whips Traci into the ropes and Lacey tags herself in. Traci ducks a clothesline and hits one of her own. traci goes for the pin but is informed she isn't the legal woman. Lacey comes in but a rather annoyed Hamada comes in too, albeit without tagging. Lacey tries to immediately tag out but Traci is knocked off the apronby Taylor. the ref gets Hamada out as Taylor turns into the Clawslam. 1-2-3!
Val: (sounding like she can't believe it herself) Here are your winners, the Traci and Lacey Connection!
Taz: Wait, what? West: Traci and Lacey just beat the tag champs! Tenay: What?!
*Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns, are backstage with Christy Hemme.*
Alex, tonight is your second week of proving yourself in the X-Division, taking on a former X-Division Champion in Kaz. Heading into this match, what are your thoughts?
My thoughts sweetheart? My thoughts, much like Kaz, are simple. Go out there, embarass Kaz, not like he needs additional help, and walk away with the victory.
See, for over a year Kaz hid underneath a mask and called himself Suicide. He probably thought that this mask would be his salvation, his chance at redemption for his failures. Tell me Christy, what did Suicide accomplish during his oh-so-"illustrious" career?
Um.....
Exactly. Kaz's "salvation" became an albatross, dragging him down further than Kaz could've ever imagined. The mask became a curse, because no one thought of Suicide as a threat. No one found out Suicide was their opponent and wet themselves in fear. Side not, when Chris and I went up against Beer Money a while back, rumor has it that beer wasn't the only thing James Storm was holding.
Back to Kaz. Face it brother, you're washed up. You're a relic from WCTNA's early days, believing yourself similar to Styles and Daniels. You think you're some kind of veteran here, when your best days were with Michael Shane, or Matt Bentley. Whatever he's calling himself these days.
Tonight, you know what's coming at you Kaz. Alex Shelley, fresh off the heels of beating the man who forced you to unmask a few months back. Either man up or shut up. We'l find out which option you choose.
*Shelley and Sabin make their way to the ring, but not before Sabin makes the "call me" gesture to Christy.*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:22:40 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 215 pounds, Alex Shelley!
Tenay: With Chris Sabin still suffering from that injury Alex Shelley is again going it alone. Taz: And he's seemingly set his sights on the X Divsion title.
Val: And his opponent, from Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!
Taz: Jay Lethal better be paying attention. West: We he could be looking at his next challenger here. Tenay: You mean Shelley, right? West:...yeah.
Alex Shelley v Kaz 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 28, 2010 17:22:53 GMT -5
PN ... nice writeup... I believe you have embraced the concept nicely
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jun 28, 2010 17:23:49 GMT -5
Shelly with a brainbuster
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2010 17:29:17 GMT -5
Shelly with the Shellshock!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 28, 2010 17:32:24 GMT -5
Shelley hits a move that CAME FROM JAPAN!! (aka, a cross-legged brainbuster)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:36:49 GMT -5
Kaz goes for a springboard but Shelley catches him with a dropkick on the way down. Shelley then hits the Shell Shock. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Alex Shelley!
Tenay: That has to move Shelley right up the rankings for the X Division title. West: We have rankings? Taz: Don't we?
*AJ Styles is walking backstage*
Hey. Listen, I need your help.
*pan to Abyss in the corner rocking back and forth*
I need a partner. You and I teamed before so I thought...
Twinkle, twinkle little star...
Chris?
How I wonder what you are...
Chris, are you even listening to me?
Chris! Chris left. Chris left a long time ago.
Fine, Abyss. Are you gona help me out or not?
Help! We all need...help. The question is how does that help come? In the form of a loving caress or a brutal slap! HUHUHHEHEHE!
Abyss, I need a partner tonight. Everyone else is busy...
Busy? So what am I? The dregs of humanity.
No! I didn't mean that. Look I'm against my former friend who calls himself God's gift to wrestling and a man who just thinks he is.
God? HUHUHEHE! God is a kid with magnifying glass laying with ants!
You know I don't believe that.
God did this to me!
Chri...Abyss. I sympathise but God didn't make you like this.
We are all made in his image! Doesn't the bible say that?
Yeah, but...
He made me wrong!
That's enough! I am not gonna stand her and listen to this. If you want to help me out you know where I'll be.
*AJ storms off leaveing Abyss to goes back to rocking back and forth*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:41:36 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
Tenay: The ever dangerous Samoan Submission Machine has found himself caught up with Kiyoshi and conquest to "better" America. Taz: Is that what the hell he's doing? Tenay: I'll be honest with you, only Kiyoshi klnows whats really going on.
Val: His opponent, from Tokyo, Japan, weighing 200 pounds, Okada!
Tenay: As I understand it, this match was suppsoed to be Joe v Jerry Sags but Kiyoshi had Okada volunteer to, and I quote, prove his loyalty. Taz: You can say Okada volunteered, I don't think he had much choice in it. West: What are you implying? Taz: Nothing!
Samoa Joe v Okada 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jun 28, 2010 17:51:14 GMT -5
Joe hits an Island Driver
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:54:55 GMT -5
Joe makes short work of Okada and locks in the Coquina Clutch. Okada quickly taps.
Val: Here is your winner, Samoa Joe!
Taz: Joe just ran through Okada there. West: Kiyoshi won't be happy with that. Tenay: I think Okada may be on the end of more "training" after that.
The camera suddenly cuts to Raven who is sitting backstage, in the dark.
Establishment. There to keep the order and punish the corrupt.
But what happens when the establishment is corrupted?
It’s time to fight the power.
Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
Tenay: What the hell was that about? Taz: Fight the power?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 17:59:50 GMT -5
*Daffney comes to the ring with the Knockout title around her waist, her toolbox in one hand and a mic in the other*
You've had a week, Alissa. A whole week to think it over.
You know, honestly, I wouldn't want to be in your position. Tara chose to walk away. She made the decision herself. You on the other hand have no such luxury. You don't get to leave on your own terms. And that has to eat at you. One mistake, one slip and your whole career, everything your worked so hard for, your entire life is over. So I can understand if this is not an easy decision to make.
On the other hand I am not a patient women so you will answer me right now.
*Daffney waits. Nothing happens*
Okay, I'll make you the same deal I made Tara. You agree to the match or there will be consecences. I'll go back there and find someone. I think I'll start with one of the Beautiful People. I don't care which one. Then I'll make them not so beautiful anymore. Then after that, I'll find Christy and snap her in half. Then maybe I'll get to your friend Madison. Because I swear to God I will f*** her up.
*Daffney waits and when Alissa is still not forthcoming, she paces the ring impatiently pace*
You know what? I think I'll finish what I started and break Val's pretty long legs. On your head be it.
*Val is frozen, too scared to move as Daffney goes to leave the ring*
Stop right there you sick freak.
You like to toy with people's emotions. Finding people's weak points and exploiting them to the point where they slowly turn crazy. It happened to Taylor Wilde, and now you seek to do the same to Alissa with this little offer of yours. You want the glory of taking out one of, if not the top Knockout in the company... for what? What satisfaction will you gain from sending Alissa away from this comapny? Who will be left to challenge you if you continue your war against every Knockout here?
You have this all wrong. She started this. She was the one who wanted to become some kind of avenging angel. But it won't be enough for her to take the title from me. Don't get it? It's inevitable we'll go round and and round until one of us is crippled. Or worse. So I'm cutting to the chase. I like to think of it as an act of compassion. Because like every good party, this isn't gonna stop until somebody's dead.
No, this isn't an act of compassion. That's just your attempt to justify what you're doing. You're eliminating your top competition, women who are going to stand toe-to-toe with you and give you a fight so you can toy with the weaker ones. You're worse that Angelina and Velvet, because at least they're honest about their intentions.
You think this will make you happy, killing careers one by one. But when you don't have somebody to go to war with, someone who's going to give as much as she gets, can you stand there and tell me you'll be happy? You need someone to fight, you need someone who'll stand up to you. If you make Alissa go through with this, you're denying yourself someone who won't back down. You're taking away someone who will go to war with you, and it will only feed your sadness instead of your pleasure.
Do I look like I care? Because I'll be honest with you, I don't exactly think longterm. I just...do things. As for keeping me happy, I think I'll be fine. What I did before gives me the warm fuzzies just thinking about it. And when I'm sent Alissa packing, mmmm!
You know what Daffney, I have a proposition for you. One I'm sure you'll be more than happy to accept. Next week, you and me. You get me out of the way, you get into Alissa's head. You anger her, and I know that's what you want. You want to play mindgames, taking out her best friend is one of the best ways to do so. And if I win, I get the satisfaction of knowing that Alissa should have no problem taking care of you.
Maddy, Maddy, you really are out of your depth. You remind me of a friend of mine. We were happy little children. Strange things you remember, like fights over nothing and epmty promises about being frinds forever. She's dead now. Ah, what the hell. Why not? It should be fun.
Good. Trust me, I'm going to enjoy beating some sanity into you. And if I can't, at least I can make sure you don't get rid of Alissa.
Try, try, as hard as you can....HEHEHE!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 18:04:24 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is our iMPACT main event set for one fall.
Val: Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Taz: The Pope is here! Tenay: Well indeed when we came on the air tonight, Christopher Daniels came out to address the iMPACTZone and was interupted. West: Dinero thinks he, not Daniels, should be #1 contender and he kinda has a case. Taz: Well he has pinned AJ Styles twice now.
Val: His partner, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: The #1 contender to the world title will get his shot in just two short weeks at Victory Road. West: And Daniels believes that he will be the next the world champion. Taz: He says it's God's will.
Val: Their opponents, first, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!
Tenay: The world champion comes out for the main event but we still don't know who his partner is. West: Does he even have one? Taz: We saw him try to recruit Abyss but I don't know how successful that was.
Val: And his partner...
Nothing happens. No-one comes out. AJ tries to talk to referee Earl Hebner but mics pick up the ref telling AJ that he either forfeits or it's a handicap match.
Tenay: What's going on here? West: You heard Earl Hebner, he forfeits or he fights them both. Taz: Well AJ ain't backing down from a fight so I guess this is now a handicap match.
D'Angelo Dinero & Christopher Daniels v AJ Styles AJ needs 4 votes to win Dinero & Daniels need 3 10 minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2010 18:08:39 GMT -5
AJ hits a Crossbody on Pope
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 18:12:33 GMT -5
AJ hits a Crossbody on Pope I thought you hated the disadvantaged side winning handicap matches?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 28, 2010 18:25:02 GMT -5
It's the World Champion though and it's not like he's facing an established team
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 18:28:03 GMT -5
There was actually a point to him losing. Nevermind.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 18:28:35 GMT -5
Dinero and Daniels us the numbers advantage but AJ is able to turn the tide due to miscomunication. AJ throws Daniels outside but is grabbed from behind as Dinero goes for the DDE. AJ fights out. PELE! AJ goes for the Styles Clash on Dinero but is cut off by a chairshot from Daniels.
Val: Here is your winner by disqualification, AJ Styles!
Daniels hits the Angel's Wings on the chair! Dinero pulls AJ up. DDE on the chair! Dinero and Daniels stomp away on AJ. Daniels pulls AJ to his knees for Chelsea to slap across the face.
Tenay: AJ is helpless here. West: I bet he wishes Abyss was here now.
Taz: It's Abyss! He is here!
Dinero charges Abyss as he enters the ring. Black Hole Slam! Daniels brings the chair across Abyss' back. Abyss doesn't even seems to feel it. In fact it only seems to enrage him further. Daniels swings the chair again but Abyss punches it out of his hands! Chelsea lowblows Abyss as he advances on Daniels. Daniels attacks Abyss but gets grabbed around the throat. Chelsea tries to intervene but gets goozled with Abyss' other hand. Double Chokeslam!
Tenay: Abyss is going crazy here. West: Going?
Abyss helps AJ to his feet to an ovation from the crowd.
Taz: Well better late than never. West: But don't think Dinero and Daniels will take this lying down. Tenay: Well we shall see. For now though, goodnight.
iMPACT goes off the air with Abyss and AJ standing tall in the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 28, 2010 18:39:54 GMT -5
Thanks comahan, Hayden, Evil M, and SnS for the promos. Thanks to those guys plus TTS for voting. I apologise again for moving the show but it was beyond my control.
Stuff will be posted on WCTNA.com probably tomorrow relating to next week's iMPACT and Victory Road so stay tuned for that.
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