comahan
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Jul 10, 2010 17:26:25 GMT -5
Lethal with an elbow drop
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 17:28:03 GMT -5
Lethal with a much cooler elbow drop than the previous elbow drop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:35:25 GMT -5
BTW, show is nearly finished so I'll start a new thread when it's done.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:35:59 GMT -5
Chop by Jay, kick to the legs. Kendrick grabs his foot as Jay goes for another kick but Lethal hits a huge enzuigiri. Dropkick by Jay. Lethal goes on the apron. Springboard but Kendrick catches him with a dropkick on the way down. Kendrick goes for a superkick but Lethal ducks and hits the Lethal Combination. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Jay Lethal!
Taz: I hope Shelley was watching. West: I'm sure he was. Tenay: Lethal v Shelley, that'll be a hell of a match.
*Kurt Angle is in his lockerroom getting ready when Mick Foley enters*
Kurt, you got a minute?
Yeah, sure. Can you make it quick though? I've got to get ready for this match against Raven.
Well that's related to what I wanted to see you about. I dunno if you just saw but I kinda signed us up to take on Morgan and Raven at the PPV tomorrow night.
You're kidding me, right? I thought I wasn't going to be booked. I already made plans. I suppose I can cancel them but you better have my back if we're going to team.
You know what? That's what I was gonna say. Because you know how the best teams cover eachothers weaknesses? And you know how you're the arguably greatest wrestler in the world and I'm, well, me?
Mick, relax. You've proven your willing to do anything in that ring to leave with the victory and that's the attitude I want my partner to have. I'll weaken up Raven tonight and come tomorrow, you take him out whilst I handle Morgan. Ok?
That was exactly what I had in mind. And even then I have a trick or two up my sleeve, a call or two to make.
The last time you made one of your calls, you made me and the rest of Team Foley wait all night until you revealed it was Van Dam. Mind giving me a head's up this time?
As soon as it's finalised I'll let you know. But I promise you if this goes through it will be something Raven will forget...nevermore.
Interesting. Well, as long as we come out on top, it could be Bill the Janitor for all I care. Anything else I can do for you tonight Mick?
Nah, you just do what you do, go out there and take care of Raven. Then I'll see you tomorrow night, partner.
Alright, be sure to get there early.
Oh I will, don't you worry.
Ok, see you there.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:40:24 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle!
Tenay: As we found out, and indeed Kurt just found out, he teams with Management Director Mick Foley to take on Matt Morgan and Raven at Victory Road. Taz: Bischoff has gotta love that.
Val: His opponent, from the Bowry, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!
Tenay: And we still don't know exactly why Raven attacked Kurt Angle last week. West: Really? I thought it was pretty obvious. Tenay: Enlighten us then. West: If you don't know, I'm not telling you.
Kurt Angle v Raven 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 17:44:43 GMT -5
Kurt Angle with a German Suplex so epic, it would look over-the-top in WWE All Stars.
...........still too early to make references like that, isn't it?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:49:10 GMT -5
Kurt Angle with a German Suplex so epic, it would look over-the-top in WWE All Stars WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game. Fixed that for you
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 18:02:05 GMT -5
Angle tries the tilt-a-whirl, Raven counters with a HUGE lariat! Raven goies fior the Raven Effect. Cuntered into the Angle Slam! 1-2-kickout! Angle goes up for the moonsault. Raven catches him! Powerbomb! Feet on the ropes! 1-2-kickout! Raven goes for the Raven Effect agin but Angle counters tripping ravenm this time. Ankle Lock! Raven reaches the ropes but Angle stands to pull him into the middle of the ring when Matt Morgan appears and almost takes Angle's head off with the Carbon Footprint!
Val: Here is your winner by disqualificatioon, Kurt Angle!
Tenay: Oh come on! Morgan just blindsided Angle again. Taz: Wait! Here comes Mick Foley! West: And he's got that damn barbed wire bat with him!
Foley runs to the ring and nails Raven with "barbie". Morgan backs away but then gets hit with the Angle Slam!
Tenay: Foley and Angle clearing the ring. Taz: they look good for tomorrow night. TenayL Speaking of which, lets take a moment to run down the card.
Taz: That's a hell of a show right there. Tenay: And it all goes down tomorrow night on PPV. Don't miss it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 18:05:13 GMT -5
*When the show returns from commercial, the ring is set up for a celebration of some sort. Balloons are tied to the ring post, bunting hangs over the ropes and a there's even a cake and presents.*
Tenay: I dunno what's going on here. Taz: Well you can see it looks like someone is havin' a party. West: I didn't get an invite. Taz: You're sitting right here. Tenay: I still don't...
*Daffney comes to the ring with the Knockout Championship wearing a party hat*
West: I get it now. Tenay: So what is this supposed to be? What exactly is she celebrating?
Hey everybody! It's party time!
*Daffney sets off a party popper*
Everybody loves a party. But besides that tonight is a monumental occasion. Tonight is Alissa Flash's last ever appearence on iMPACT. But we can't have a party with out the guest on honor. So come on down Alissa!
Sigh... I'm here Daffney. Just like you wanted me.
You know, I gotta say I am impressed. You've really gone all out for this little party of yours. I'd almost feel honored if you weren't a psycho hell-bent on getting me out of this company.
Come on, be nice. I went to all this trouble for you. Here, have a party hat.
*Daffney hands Alissa a party hat*
Cute. Really cute.
*Alissa tosses the hat out of the ring.*
I'm not falling for your tricks though. But by all means, continue with this little party of yours.
If you're gonna be grouchy you get no cake. No, that's mean. Oh wait, I almost forgot.
*Daffney clears her throat and begins to sing in a creepy monotone*
Happy birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday dear Alissa! Happy birthday to you!
HEHEHEHAHAHA!
..... It's not my birthday.
I know that! But I wasn't around for your last birthday and I won't be around for the next. And we have to celebrate now. Because your last birthday...will be your last birthday.
We'll see about that.
Hey don't be a party pooper. You want your presents now?
*Daffney hands Alissa a small wrapped package*
I'm... not really sure what to say. I mean, this is...
*Alissa pulls out a lock of blonde hair.*
What is this?
That's Lauren's hair that I cut from her head just before I broke her and forced her out.
*Alissa immediately drops the hair.*
What made you think I'd want something like this?
Well I don't need it anymore. When you're gone I'll have won. Open another one!
*Alissa cautiously opens another present.*
I'm warning you Daffney, if this is another lock of hair, I'm...
*Alissa pulls out a towel covered in dry blood.*
Another souvenier, I suppose?
Yeah, that's Tara's blood that I spilled. Neat, huh? Oh wait, I have one last gift for you.
I don't think so. If it's anything like the last two presents, I'm not sure I want to know what's inside.
This is a good one, you'll want to see this. Tell you what, I'll open in for you.
*Daffney oipens the box to reveal nothing inside*
Well this...this is you. Or at least it's what you're going to be. After I beat you on Sunday it'll be over. You life, your dreams, everything you are...gone. You'll be empty. You'll be stuck doing a regular job slaving away while a part of you slowly dies inside. You'll wither away until you're frail old lady with noting but memories. Then you'll be as empty as this box.
*Alissa softly chuckles.*
I knew it was just a matter of time before we got to this. You're becoming a bit predictable Daffney, from your little intimidation tactics to the very elaborate set-up you have here. And believe me, if I was any other Knockout, I would be intimidated. Hell, I probably would've ran off when you gave me Lauren's hair.
But I'm not any other Knockout, now am I? At the risk of sounding cocky, I'm THE Knockout in this company. Don't get me wrong Daff, you may be champion right now, but there's a difference between having that title and earning it. Being called "champion" means you've proven yourself to be the best, and not by forcing them out of the company either. It's by beating them in the middle of this ring, something I'm not sure you can do. I proved that I was worthy of being called "champion" during both of my reigns, and I did it by proving myself to be the best. Can you say the same Daff? Can you stand before me and say that you've earned the right to be called "champion"? Because if you can't, if intimidation is all you have going for you, then all this talk of this being my last Impact is just that. Talk.
*Daffney begins laughing almost uncontrollably, prompting Alissa to demand to know "what's so funny?".*
Tenay: I don't get it. Alissa just told Daffney she's not worthy of being called champion, and Daffney's laughing. Taz: I'll tell you somethin' Tenay, this is all kinds of weird. West: I'd say she's lost her mind, but that's already happened.
*Alissa once again demands to know what's so funny, to which Daffney responds with a mic shot between the eyes, stunning Alissa. Daffney begins assaulting her with rights and lefts, eventually sending her to the corner. Daffney makes her way to the second rope before hitting several mounted punches, letting out an ear-piercing scream with each punch. However, Alissa manages to grab Daffney in a powerbomb position before leaning back, sending Daffney face-first into the turnbuckle. As Alissa takes a moment to recover from the assault, Daffney charges forward with a clothesline. Alissa manages to counter this with a drop toe hold, sending Daffney face-first into the cake. Daffney rolls to the outside while Alissa throws the table over and rips the balloons off the turnbuckles, sending them floating toward the ceiling.*
Taz: Well I guess tha party's over. Tenay: Quite a statement Alissa Flash has made here on Impact. West: But you gotta wonder, is Daffney right? Is this really the last time we're gonna see Alissa here on Impact? Tenay: I hope not, Don. But then again, it all depends on the outcome of tomorrow's match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 18:11:18 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is our iMPACT main evgent set for one fall.
Val: Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Dinero hoping tonight will be third time's the charm having pinned the world champion twice before. Taz: He better keep one eye open for Abyss after what he did earlier.
Val: His opponent, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, AJ Styles!
Tenay: The world champion started the night brawling with his Victory Road opponent but was attacked again by D'Angelo Dinero. West: The Pope has every right to be annoyed, he thinks he should have a title shot. Taz: Maybe he will in the future but he'll have to wait his turn.
AJ Styles v D'Angelo Dinero 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 18:13:12 GMT -5
A.J. with the flippity floppity fluppity Suplex-O-Rama.
.............no, I don't know what it is, either.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 10, 2010 18:25:04 GMT -5
AJ with an Elbow
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 18:28:40 GMT -5
Pope lifts AJ for a fireman's carry but AJ slides out. PELE! 1-2-kickout! Backbreaker by AJ, he goes outside. Springboard 450 splash! 1-2-kickout! AJ can't believe it. Aj goes for a frogsplash but Dinero gets the knees up. Dinero rolls up AJ. 1-2-kickout! Inverted lungblower from Pope! 1-2-kickout! Now Dinero can't believe it. Dinero sets AJ in the corner, pulls the kneepads down. Pope Mobile! AJ moves and Dinero misses! Styles Clash! 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, AJ Styles!
Tenay: The world champion gets the win in what was one hell of a main event. Taz: He finally gets the win over Dinero West: He wait, what's this?
Abyss makes his way to the ring. AJ tries to talk to him but Abyss pushes him aside. Abyss pulls Dinero up. Shock Treatment! Abyss throws Dinero outside and follows him. AJ tries to stop him but Abyss pushes him aside again. This however distracts Abyss long enough for Dinero to put distance between him and Abyss. Abyss follows, chasing him out of sight.
Tenay: Abyss not taking to kindly to the attack from Dinero earlier. taz: Would you?
AJ goes to retrieve the world title when Daniels enters the ring and grabs AJ. Angel's Wings! Chelsea takes the belt and hands it to Daniels.
Tenay: What was that about?! West: That was a message, plain and simple. Taz: And now he's got the title belt. West: He could have it permenently after tomorrow night.
Daniels celebrates with the world title as if he just won it as iMPACT goes off the air.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 18:31:27 GMT -5
Thanks to SnS, comahan, Hayden, M, me and mikey. Thanks to those of you who voted. New thread in a sec.
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