Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2010 23:47:20 GMT -5
SNS, Comahan, and Hayden, would you three be up for a promo between the four teams involved in the KO Tag title match? Dude, I'd be more than happy to.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 4, 2010 19:18:04 GMT -5
You guys should know then that I'm thinking of booking Wilde Violence & Thunder and Lightning v Beautiful People & Traci and Lacey Connection for iMPACT.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 8, 2010 16:07:24 GMT -5
Provisional iMPACT card:
AJ Styles v D'Angelo Dinero Christopher Daniels V Abyss Raven v Kurt Angle Nation of Violence v Neo Nastys Wilde Violence & Thunder and Lightning v Beautiful People & Traci and Lacey Connection
Anyone have anything to add?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 9, 2010 20:00:32 GMT -5
Okay, revised card is in the first post. If you're worried about the short notice of your match well don't say I didn't ask.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:01:10 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT on the eve of Victory Road. I'm Mike Tenay alongside Don West and Taz. West: How you doing? Taz: Not bad, how's yourself? West: I wasn't talking to you.
*Money falls from the sky, signaling the arrival of YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero. Sure enough, Dinero makes his way down to the ring, grabbing a microphone from Val.*
Taz: Well, here's the Pope. Tenay: We just learned that in 24 hours, he'll be across the ring from Abyss. West: Who made that match? Tenay: Maybe we'll find out.
My congregation, Pope's confused. Pope is completely, utterly, 100% confused. When did Abyss get the balls to not only stand up to Pope, but leave him lying on the mat? When did Abyss take it upon himself to interfere in Pope's business? And why must Pope Daddy deal with him at Victory Road, when we ALL know the outcome?
Well, I only know the answer to the last question. Because, as usual, the champion is ducking Pope. The so-called "champion", AJ Styles, doesn't want his miracle title reign to end so soon, which explains why he's ducking Pope. Styles is taking a page out of Brutus Magnus's playbook, refusing to challenge the real champion. But that's fine, it really is. It'll just make my ultimate victory that much sweeter.
But, even with my imminent world title reign, I still have to wonder why I have to deal with Abyss. Don't misunderstand my congregation, Abyss deserves a beating after what he did last week, but still. A PPV match? I understand that there's no one in this company that can match Pope Daddy in terms of talent here, but the best they can give me is Abyss? When I think of anyone else who I could fight, Abyss definitely isn't in the Top 10. Or 20. Or 100 for that matter. And you wanna know why? Because Abyss, on his best day, couldn't beat me on my worst. Abyss isn't in Pope's leauge. He-
Tenay: Uh oh. Taz: It looks like Pope is gonna have to back up his words here. West: Doesn't he always?
*Abyss runs down to the ring causing the Pope to drop his mic and bail out. Abyss picks the mic up.*
Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? All my life people have mocked me, made fun of me. And I used to take it. But you know what I do to those people now? Funnily enough it's the same thing I'm gonna do to you at Victory Road. HUHUHUHEHEHE! But why wait? We can start right now!
Tenay: And now here comes the world champion. West: This is getting crazy. Taz: It seems like the usual iMPACT to me.
Chris, Chris, take it easy. You'll have plenty of time. Besides, I want the Pope here at 100% when I take him on later. You see you beat me twice, I know. But tonight I set the record straight. And then I have to inform you that you aren't getting the title shot. It will go to a former two time WCTNA world champion, a man who will earn it after beating you at Victory Road, Abyss.
* The Fallen Angel appears on the stage, Chelsea at his side. Daniels is wearing a smug look and his best vest and slacks. He has a microphone. He struggles to get the first words out, as he keeps having to stop himself from laughing *
As much as it pains me to inform you this, AJ, as your fragile little ego might not be able to sustain such a significant blow... theres a hell of a chance that those decisions won't be up to you when Victory Road goes off of the air. I agree with Pope here, AJ. Like it or not, he deserves his shot. The problem for the Pope is that his shot has been stalled to the point that his opportunity will come not against "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles, but against "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels. And for him? That means disappointment. Because at Victory Road, God's plan comes to fruition when the vessel of his will, his own right hand claims the greatest prize in this industry - the WCTNA World Championship. And there isn't a thing you can do to stop it.
Nothing I can do? Nothing! I can do. How I about I beat you. That would be the solution to that. Like I beat you at Against All Odds 2005. Like I beat you in the famous Unbreakable three way. In fact, I don't think you've ever pinned me.
You've defeated Christopher Daniels, yes. But you have never come face to face with God's Chosen Son - The Soldier of the One. I am a new man entirely. And as witnessed by my X Division Title run that ended only when The Greater Good began falling apart at the seams - God controls my destiny now. And through his will, he'll see me rise above all those before me, as I am crowned the banner carrier of this company, the royalty that WCTNA has always searched for to lead it into the next generation. AJ, phenomenal as you might be, this will not even be a contest. You may not even get an offensive maneuver in. I fully expect you to crumble at my gaze as you stare across the ring into the eyes of your maker, knowing that as hard as you've worked to get to the point where you're at right now - it was all in vain.
Well let me tell you, I believe in God. I believe in Him to the extent that I even place God before my own family. What I don't believe in is your belief that you are somehow destined to take this title from me. It just doesn't work like that. I understand. In understand accepting God into your life can make you feel like a whole new man but you haven't done that at all. Because beneath all that swagger, without her *points at Chelsea* and with these robes you wear, you're still the same man, Chris. The man I beat time and again for the X Division title. The belt may change but the result will be the same. Because people have called me Mr WCTNA for a reason. When WCTNA started in 2002 I was in the very first match on the card. I become a two time world champion by mid-2004, a mere two years after WCTNA's debut. But after that brief run at glory I got knocked back down and it's taken me this long to climb to the top of a mountain again. So don't you dare, don't you DARE, tell me all that hard work, my whole WCTNA career, has been for nothing!
Then I wont tell you. *rolls up sleeves* Ill show you. *takes off glasses, handing them to Chelsea* Chelsea, would you be so kind as to exit the ring? I feel the need to give Mr Styles here a preview of his inevitable downfall. *Chelsea takes the glasses and quickly exits the ring* AJ, this is my moment. Everything you've taken from me - the titles, the honor, the glory. Everything that I've always deserved just as much as you, if not more. This is my hour. And when that bell rings at Victory Road, it will be a fight the likes of which you have never been in. Because you're wrong, AJ. I'm not the same man. I am much, much more than a man. And the world will see the truth behind that statement... starting tonight. Do you have any final words? I would understand if you didn't. *Daniels cracks his neck, never taking his eyes off of AJ*
What else is there to be said? Just one thing. You think you're the only one who's changed? No. YOU will also be a fight, the likes of which you have never had before. It's been, what, five years since we've had a one-on-one match? Why don't we get reacquainted?
*AJ drops the mic and gets in Daniels face. Daniels shoves AJ and AJ responds by slapping Daniels in the face.*
Taz: On man, here we go! West: It's on like Donkey Kong! Tenay: What? West: Nevermind.
*AJ and Daniels then start exchanging rights. Styles kicks Daniels in the gut and goes for the Styles Clash but Daniels counters out and goes for the Angels Wings. AJ counters that and hits the PELE! AJ is then attacked by Dinero. Abyss comes in and hammers away on Dinero. Abyss throws Dinero into the ropes, going for the Black Hole Slam but Dinero holds onto the ropes and manages to escape the ring. While this is going on Chelsea pulls Daniels out of the ring and he too is able to excape to fight another day.*
Taz: It's getting wild here. West: Victory Road almost came early. Tenay: Well later tonight Daniels faces Abyss and AJ Styles takes on D'Angelo Dinero.
*Daniels and Dinero retreat up the ramp while AJ and Abyss stand tall in the ring*
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by comahan on Jul 10, 2010 16:02:24 GMT -5
You go to hell, AJ Styles!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:05:18 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Tenay: Multi-time former tag team champions Beer Money get another shot at the champions tomorrow night. Taz: High Flight will be watching this match with much interest. West: Are they even here? Or maybe they got the munchies and had to go on a snack run.
Val: Their opponents at a combined weight of 442 pounds, Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal, Ink Inc!
Tenay: We haven't seen much of this team of Ink Inc but they do have potential. West: You do realise this is a team made up of Shannon Moore and Jesse Neal, right? Taz: Well I'm told that Beer Money asked for this match, what with Shannon there being good friends with Jeff Hardy and all.
Beer Money v Ink Inc. 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 16:06:45 GMT -5
Roode kicks Shannon Moore in the gut and lawndarts him into Jesse Neal.
He then tags in Storm, who proceeds to superkick Shannon Moore, bring Moore back to his feet, superkick him again, and repeats about seven times.
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Post by comahan on Jul 10, 2010 16:08:53 GMT -5
Storm with the Last Call on Moore
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:19:55 GMT -5
Storm throws Moore into the corner. Clothesline to Moore. Storm tags in Roode. DWI! Storm cuts off Neal with a superkick. Roode pins Moore. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, Beer Money!
Jeff Hardy and RVD come out onto the stage with their tag titles. Storm raises his beer in a toast as Hardy and Van Dam applaud.
Tenay: That tag champs keeping a close eye on the challengers. Taz: Well it all goes down tomorrow night.
*Eric Bischoff is backstage with Miss Adams when Mick Foley bursts in with JB*
What's the big idea, Eric?
Mick, to what do I owe the pleasure?
Cut the crap, Eric. You know damn well what I mean.
I have a lot to work with, maybe you'd enlighten me.
Raven.
Is that it?
Is that it?! Why the hell did you send Raven out there?!
I didn't send Raven anywhere. I had nothing to do with it.
That is a load of...
Think about it. Raven isn't exactly my favourite person in the world and I doubt I'm his.
So what was he doing out there then?
Well why don't you ask him?
What?
Why don't you ask him? He has to be around here somewhere.
That's not a bad idea, maybe...
Fine, I'll go find him. Wait here.
*Mick Foley leaves*
So.
So?
*JB nonchalontly lens on the deak*
Get off my desk, Borash.
*JB straightens up*
In fact get outta here altogether.
But Mick said...
I don't care what Mick said, get out!
*JB sheepishly leaves*
Bye.
*Miss Adams smiles at JB as he leaves but catches Bischoff looking at her and quickly wipes the smile off her face*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:25:21 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, standing 7 feet tall weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Tenay: When we openined the show tonight, the Pope came out to address the iMPACTZone but was interupted by Abyss. Taz: And we found out he and AByss will meet tomorrow night.
Val: His opponent, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: The number 1 contender to the world title faces a tough test tonight. West: If he can get past Abyss he deserves the world title. Taz: Easier said than done.
Christopher Daniels V Abyss 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 16:28:34 GMT -5
Daniels with the Last Rites.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:38:24 GMT -5
Abyss counters an irish whip and sets up for the Black Hole Slam but Chelsea pulls Daniels out of the ring. Abyss pulls Daniels back into the ring but Chelsea gets up on the apron until Abyss scares her into backing down. As Chelsea gets off the apron, she seems to land awkwardly and hurt her ankle. While the ref is checking on her, Abyss goes for a chokeslam but Dinero comes out and whacks Abyss with his cane. Dinero hits a low shot that doubles Abyss over then smashes the cane over his head. Dinero leaves as Chelsea's ankle is suddenly healed. Daniels covers Abyss and the ref slides in counts the pin. 1-2-3! Val: Here is your winner, Christopher Daniels! Taz: Well the Pope did the damage with that cane allowing Daniel to get the win. West: Serves him right for hurting Chelsea's ankle. Tenay: There's nothing wrong with her damn ankle! West: Are you a doctor? Tenay: Look at her! She's walking normally. West: She's just masking the pain. Tenay: Are you freakin' kidding me?! *Traci is shown in the back apparently looking around for someone. She turns a corner and sees Lacey, sitting in a chair with a pen & notebook.* Hey Lacey!... wha...what are you doing?*Pulls the notebook to her chest to hide it* Oh! Nothing! ... Hi!*Looks directly into the camera, shrugs, then turns back to Lacey* So, apparently our win over the WCTNA Women's Tag Team champions earned us a right to fight for the Tag titles this Sunday.So the Lacey and Tracey Connection train continues to roll! Slow down there. Even though I still haven't agreed to this fully, we do have a tag title match at the Pay Per View, so I guess it really isn't something up for debate for the time being. But it is going to be rather difficult to win those belts. We're not just going up against Wilde Violence... but we will also be facing off against the Beautiful people and Thunder and Lightning... both former tag team ch...THIS SUNDAY!?!?!? Yes, Sunday at the Victory Road Pay Per View.Anyway, but before then, they have put all 8 of us in a match here tonight.It is going to be Wild Violence and Thunder and Lightning vs. us and the Beautiful PeopleYou ok? Lacey? *waves hand in front of her face then snaps fingers* Helloooo.I... I... can't believe it.What? That we have a Tag Team title shot? We did pin the tag team champs two weeks ago.N..no.. not that.That the title match is a 4 corners match?..uh...sorta.Oh... you mean the tag title match tonight? *nods* Yea, they want to promote the tag title match, so they are forcing us to have to tag wi...GET TO TAG WITH ANGELINA LOVE!! OH MY GOD!!! You think she'll notice me? How's my hair!? Is what I have on cute enough? What if she doesn't like the color pink?... what if... OH NO! My makeup! How does it look?! *grabs a conviently placed hand mirror* OH GOD! If she sees me like this I would just...just.. DIE! I gotta go! See you out there Trace! *Lacey sprints off screen as Traci, with a confused look on her face, watches her leave. She looks down and sees the notebook Lacey had been writing in. She opens it up to a drawing. Decroated in flowers, vines, butterflies, bunnies, and teddy bears were the words... Angelina + Lacey
BFF's
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 16:41:30 GMT -5
Val: The following eight Knockout tag team match is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team oif Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, the Beautiful People!
West: Get ready for the best entrance in wrestling! Taz: Well I can't argue with that. Tenay: Tomorrow night the Beautiful People hope to regain the titles they lost all the way back at Lockdown in April. West: Did they ever get a rematch? Tenay: They're getting one now.
Val: Their tag team partners, Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks, the Traci and Lacey Connection!
Tenay: The surprise packages of the Knockout divison, Traci and Lacey beat the Knockout tag champs to earn a title shot. Taz: Well they're the only one of the four teams in that fourway who have never been Knockout tag champs. West: Sunday will be their night. Mark my words.
Val: Their opponents, first, the team of Sarita and Awesome Kong, Thunder & Lightning!
Tenay: The former champs have to tag with the team that won the belts from them. West: That makes me wonder if these four can work together. Taz: Well you got Angelina and her biggest fan on the other side there.
Val: And their partners, the team of Taylor Wilde and Hamada, they are the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Wilde Violence!
Tenay: And the Knockout tag champions who face their toughest test against four other teams. West: I'm telling you, kong could take all six of her opponents alone.
Wilde Violence & Thunder and Lightning v Beautiful People & Traci and Lacey Connection 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 16:45:50 GMT -5
Lacey botches the Claw on Hamada.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:02:23 GMT -5
As it coems down to Angelina and Taylor, Taylor misses a crossbody and Angelina takes control. She whips Taylor into the corner. Kong tags herself in and Angelina immediately looks to tag out. Lacey practically begs for the tag so Angelina tags her in. Lacey runs in straight into a backfist. Now Sarita is tagged in. Sarita hits a neckbreaker but starts arguing with Hamada who wants tagged. Lacey then rolls up Sarita. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, the Beautiful Peopl ane the Traci and Lacey Connection!
Taz: What? Tenay: Lacey gets the win out of nowhere.
Lacye looks exsatic and tries to celebrate with Angelina. Angelina looks confused and tries to back away until Kong comes in and clotheslines them both. Kong then hist a backfist on velvet and another on Traci when they try to get involved. Taylor tries to take it to Kong but Kong soom shuts her down. Impact Buster to Taylor. Hamada and Kong start brawling but Hamada is attacked by Sarita. La Reienera!. Kong and Sarita leave the other six laying.
*Mick Foley is shown walking through the darkened backstage area*
Raven! Raven! I know you're here somewhere!
*off-camera* A visitor? What a rare treat.
*Raven steps out of the shadows*
To what do I owe this pleasure?
For starters, how about last week when you jumped the barricade and attacked Kurt Angle. Why? Is this all Bischoff's doing?
Bischoff? Tell me Mick. When you visit with old friends, do you always make wild and unfounded accusations?
First of all you were never a friend of mine. But are you telling me you just decided to ambush Kurt Angle for no reason? Why exactly?
Isn't that technically answering your own question? Besides, I think you already know why. Do you remember Kurt Angle's very first mainstream wrestling appearance?
You mean when you got it into your head to crucify the Sandman, an act which so disgusted Kurt that he walked out? Yeah, it kinda sticks in my mind.
Kurt Angle has taken any chance he gets to use that as ammunition in his crusade against the brotherhood, against everything I worked so hard, everything WE worked so hard for, Mick. How can you support a man who frequently bashes the one place that took you in when nobody else wanted you? How can you the support the man who's always bashing your home, Mick?
My home? My home? ECW was a lot of things to me. Yeah, they took me in when I decided my six figure contract from WCW just wasn't worth it. I liked working there, maybe even loved it. But it was never my home. Let's call it like it is. ECW was never a happy family, it was a cult. And yeah, for a while I drank the Kool Aid just like everybody else. But let's face facts. This is a crowd who would chant "You f***ed up!" to performers who may have been seriously hurt. This was a crowd that brought a sign that suggested taking a cane to my then three year old son! So when WCWWE gave me a call I got out of there as fast as I could. And don't you judge me, don't you dare judge me! Because when the ship was sinking in 2000, you did the exact same thing.
Mick, your mind has been warped, your memories twisted. The WCWWE neutered you! Sure, maybe you got to do a few stunts at the end of your run, but if you seriously call that Extreme, then you're fooling yourself. And to compare when I left to when you did? Mick, you can be a real fool sometimes!
You call me a fool? And you refer to extreme like it still means something. Let me tell you, I prefer my legacy to be that of a husband, of a father. Of a best selling author, of a three time world champion. Not as a guy who end up battered, bloody and, on occasion, burned for a crowd that would chant "You sold out!" the second I took a job to provide better for my family.
Mick, what's happened to you? You used to have a fire, a spark, dare I say a passion? Where'd that go? Look at what you've become. You're a corporate puppet. It's pathetic.
I know a lot of fans have always wondered what would happen if Mick Foley and Raven ever locked up in the ring. Well for those fans, save your money. Because Cactus Jack, the Hardcore Legend, sold out to become Mickey the Human Muppet. It'd be a waste of time.
I know what you're doing. I have four children that a trick I've used before. But you may be right about one thing. People have always wanted a Mick Foley/Raven match. Now I may not have much left in the tank. Maybe not for a one of one much. But I'd still gladly kick your ass! So at Victory Road it'll be you and Matt Morgan v me and Kurt Angle.
Well isn't it funny how these things work out? I get to knock out two birds with one stone. A massive stone known as Matt Morgan. How lovely. Quoth the Raven.
Nevermore.
*Raven once again disappears into the shadows*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:08:16 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Intoducing first, at a combined weight of 459 pounds, Petey Williams and Samoa Joe, the Nation of Violence!
Tenay: It's just be confirmed, at Victory Road Samoa Joe will face Kiyoshi. Taz: Yeah, in something called a Nation of Violence rules match. West: I hesistant to think what that means.
Val: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi, the Neo Nastys!
Tenay: The Neo nasty and the Nation have been going at in one and off for nearly a month and it'll finally be settled tomorrow night. West: I still wanna know what a Nation of Violence rules match is. Taz: Whatever it is, it can't be good.
Nation of Violence v Neo Nastys 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 10, 2010 17:11:25 GMT -5
Joe kicks Sags so hard he rolls right over the top rope and out of the ring.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:21:17 GMT -5
Kiyoshi goes for a springboard crossbody on Joe, but gets hit with a reverse atomic drop, then the kick, and then the senton. Joe sets Kiyoshi up in the corner. Chop by Joe, and he goes for the Muscle Buster. Kiyoshi flips out, and tags in Sags. Joe ducks a right and locks in the Coquina Clutch. Sags taps.
Val: Here are your winners, the Nation of Violence!
Tenay: The Nation get the win here. Taz: But it;ll be different tomorrow night when it's under Nation of Violence rules. West: I still want to know what Nation of Violence. Taz: The rules are, there are no rules. West: Yeah, that's helpful.
Please welcome the X Division Champion of the World, Jay Lethal.
Ooo Yeah. Good times, long may they continue.
Tomorrow night at Victory Road, you'll be defending your title against Alex Shelley. How are you feeling heading into this match up?
It won't be the first time me and Alex have faced off and there's a good chance, we'll meet again. I've won just as many as he has and I'm sure we can steal the show together. Credit where credit is due, Alex has been on a roll as of late but I like to think I have been to. Still, at the end of the day, this business isn't about what you've done, it's about what you're going to do and I fully intend on remaining X Division Champion when it's over. However, I'm not going to look ahead because tonight, I've got Brian Kendrick.
Your thoughts on him?
Probably one of the most underrated guys we've got in this entire company. He's another person who wants to make the most out of the chances he's been given and tonight, we'll prove why the X Division is one of the best things going about WCTNA. If he wins, it pushes him that one step furthur to becoming a champion and if I win, it gives me great momentum so we certainly both have something to gain. Hopefully, I'll be the one coming out on top so I can give Alex a little preview of things to come but we'll wait and see. All I can say is I'm gonna take what life gives me and make the most of it.
Sounds like a positive attitude to have. Best of luck in your match tonight.
Dig it!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 10, 2010 17:25:38 GMT -5
Val: The following non-title contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from venice, California, weighing 184 pounds, Brian Kendrick!
Tenay: As Lethal just noted, a win her for Kendrick could push him up the ranks. Taz: But he's not facing anyone, he taking on the X Divison champion.
Val: His opponent, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Jay Lethal!
Tenay: And the X Divison champion warms up for his title defenmse aginst Alex Shelley tomorrow night. West: And where is he? Taz: I'm sure he's watching.
Jay Lethal v Brian Kendrick 3 votes 10 minutes
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