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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 16:40:50 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks, the Traci & Lacey Connection!
Tenay: Well this team may seem odd but they've been successful so far. Taz: Well they've beat two former Knockout tag champs the past two weeks in Alissa Flash & Madison Rayne and Wilde Violence, can they make it three?
Val: Their opponents, Awesome Kong and Sarita, Thunder and Lightning!
West: Well it's easier said than done aginst Sarita and Kong. Tenay: Kong and Sarota are focused on Wilde Violence and regaining their tag titles. Taz: You think they could underestimate Lacey and Traci? Tenay: I'm just saying their minds may be elsewhere.
Thunder & Lightning v Traci & Lacey Connection 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 3, 2010 16:44:39 GMT -5
Kong with an awesome bomb on Lacey.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2010 16:50:20 GMT -5
Sarita with El Chupacabra!! (Reverse Hurricanrana)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 16:54:58 GMT -5
Lacey and Traci are able to use the odd combination of Lacey's enthusiasm and traci's experience to ground Sarita. That is until she breaks free and tags Kong. Lacey immediately runs to her corner and tags in Traci. Traci argues with Lacey, then turns into a backfist. Kong goes for the Awesome Bomb but Lacey comes in and tries to low blow Kong. Obviously this doesn't work. Kong just throws Lacey out of the ring. Kong turns into a clothesline from Traci that has no effect. Traci goes for another but Kong grabs her arm. Implant Buster! 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, Thunder and Lightning!
Tenay: Lacey and Traci just not able to overcome Thunder and Lightning. Taz: They were doing fine against Sarita but once Kong was tagged in, the game just changed. West: Well she is certainly a game changer. Tenay: Well I'm hearing Rqven is backstage. Really?
Warped. Twisted. Demented. Deranged.
All terms which have been used to describe me in the past.
Labels can be an ugly thing. But they can also be a thing a beauty.
It’s all a matter of POV.
One can shun their label, thereby denying who they really are.
Or they can embrace it.
I already made my choice. But what about the rest of you?
Quoth the Raven.
Nevermore.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 16:56:53 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the only Olympic Gold Medalist in WCTNA history, Kurt Angle.
Good to be back here on Impact. I wasn't able to show up last week due to family issues but had I been here, I would have had no problem teaming with AJ.
Ok, that explains your absence. Moving on, you are scheduled to face Matt Morgan in a rematch from Slammiversary. After Eric Bischoff's ruling on the last match, are you worried what might happen tonight?
No, I'm not at all worried. Eric and Matt can both say what they like but if you go back and watch the tape, it's quite clear I won at the PPV, controversial or not. However, just in case there is any doubt, in anyone's mind, I have no problem beating Matt Morgan again tonight. He's got all the talent in the world but he needs to learn a little humility and I will be the one to teach it to him. As for what I do after I beat Morgan for the second time, Bischoff better hope he's no where near ringside. I won't think twice about snapping his damn ankle. If I don't get my hands on him, Mick Foley will and one way or another, the Bischoff era is gonna be over real soon.
Anything else to say?
After Victory Road, it doesn't matter to me if it's AJ Styles or Christopher Daniels, I'm going after that WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship and no one in this company, be it wrestler or management, can stop me.
Kurt Angle, obviously very focused on tonight's match. Back to ringside.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:02:20 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
Tenay: Last week this match was agreed upon during a high level meeting withing WCTNA Management last week. Taz: And you notice no Bischoff. Tenay: Well one of the conditions was that Bischoff and Foley are banned from ringside.
Val: His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Olmpic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle!
West: Well after the controversial way this match ended at Slammiversary I guess it's for the best that Foley and Bischoff aren't out here. Taz: Yeah, we may get a clear winner this time.
Kurt Angle v Matt Morgan 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 3, 2010 17:04:31 GMT -5
Morgan with a chokeslam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:17:45 GMT -5
Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint but Angle dodges and Morgan gets the ref.
Taz: Well now the referee is down. Tenay: And Foley and Bischoff can't do anything about it.
Morgan tries to revive the ref but Angle comes behind him and hits the Angle Slam! Straps down and the Ankle Lock is locked on. Morgan taps but the ref is still down. There's a commotion on the far side of the arena and the cameras cut to show Raven jumping the barricade. Raven slides into the ring and stands behind Angle.
Tenay: Raven?! What the hell is he doing here?
Angle, sensing something is up, releases the Ankle Lock and turns round. Before he can react Raven kicks him in the gut. Raven Effect! Raven leaves the ring as Morgan gets to his feet. Hellevator. The ref comes round as Morgan goes for the pin. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Matt Morgan!
Taz: What is going on here?
Mick Foley comes to ringside and gets in Raven's face. Raven responds by sucker punching Foley. Raven sends Mick into the ringpost and throws him in the ring. Kick to the gut. Raven Effect to Foley!
Tenay: What is this? Raven has laid out Foley and Angle! Why?
Raven leaves and heads up the ramp, passing a bewildered Eric Bischoff who Raven doesn't even look at.
Tenay: Well I am at a lose to explain this. Taz: Well all this talk about striking back at authority, it seems like it was Management Director Mick Foley he was talking about. West: Who knows what the hell Raven is thinking. Tenay: Well we can go from this to hear from JKO.
JKO is backstage, holding a piece of paper.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen. The WCTNA Legends Champion could not be here tonight. However, he did ask that deliver a message on his behalf.
“Hernandez. The only reason you have a Legends Title shot is because Bobby Lashley is a benevolent man.
And because JKO… is…
A joke.”
JKO rolls his eyes.
“At Victory Road, Bobby Lashley will show you why it was a mistake to turn your back on him. Bobby Lashley is a leader of men, while you are nothing but a pathetic worm.
You make JKO…
Look competent.”
Now c‘mon! Lashley, what the hell‘s your deal man?! Aw, whatever.
“Hernandez. Victory Road is the closest you will ever get to the Legends Championship. Enjoy while it lasts.
P.S.
JKO…”
Y‘know what? Message delivered.
I don‘t get paid nearly enough for this crap.
JKO walks off as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:21:47 GMT -5
*Christy Hemme is backstage*
Ladies and gentlemen, joining me at this time...
*Daffney jumps into the shot*
Hello!
*Christy reels back in horror*
What do you want?
I'm here for my interview.
I'm supposed to interview you?!
Yes. Is there a problem with that.
Well after you nearly crippled me, pretty much stopped me wrestling again for fear of getting permenantly injured, I'd say so.
Really, Christy, is it my fault you're such a scaredy cat?
You stay away from me! If you come near me I'll...
You'll what? Hmm?
*Christy continues to back away*
That's what I thought.
I'll...I'll make sure you're fired!
Do I look like I care? Now beat it!
*Daffney takes Christy's mic and Christy runs off*
Where was I? Oh yes. Alissa, I have given you ample opportunity to answer me. So I am given you no alternative. You will give me my answer. Or I'll cripple your pal Maddy.
Either way, someone's career is gonna end.
*Daffney lets out an excited giggle as she heads for the ring*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:27:12 GMT -5
val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Intropducing first, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!
Tenay: It was three weeks ago Alissa Flash challenged Daffney to a Knockout title match. Then two ago Daffney agreed on the condition that Alissa puts her career on the line. Taz: We haven't seen Alissa since and Daffney has been getting kinda impatient.
Val: Her opponent, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Daffney!
West: Moments ago Daffney threatened to cripple Madison unless she gets her answer. Tenay: Well it's a big decsion for Alissa but Daffney may give her no choice here.
Daffney v Madison Rayne 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2010 17:28:54 GMT -5
For some reason, I <3 crazy Daffney.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2010 17:30:26 GMT -5
Daffney with a Sparta Kick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:40:29 GMT -5
Madison works over Daffney's leg then sets up for a figure four type manovuer. Daffney kicks Madison off into the corner. Daffney then takes Madison down with a clothesline. Daff Knees! 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Daffney!
*Daffney rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair*
Tenay: Oh what the hell is this? Taz: Well it looks like Daffney ain't satisfied here.
*Daffney waits for Madisoin to get to her feet and smashes her over the head with the chair*
I've had enough! No more waiting. No more stalling. You will answer me.
*Daffney smashes Madison with the chair on each word*
Tell me! TELL ME! I need to know! I need to know.
*Daffney unfolds the chair the places it around Madison's neck*
You don't tell me and I'll break her neck! Don't think I won't do it!
West: Come on now! Tenay: Well Daffney already tried to do this to Christy Hemme. Taz: Someobody has to...hey wait! Tenay: Here's comes Alissa Flash!
*Alissa runs to the ring. Daffney is waiting to meet her but Alissa ducks a swing from the chair and fires back. Alissa throws Daffney into the dropes and catches her in a powerslam. Daffney tries to get out of the ring Alissa pulls her back in. Alissa hooks her arms. Curb Stomp! Alissa pulls Daffney up. Flash Drive! Alissa grabs the chair but Madison stops her.*
Tenay: Alissa Flash going insane out here! West: Going up against Daffney will do that to you. Hell, look at Taylor Wilde. Taz: Wait, Alissa has a mic.
*Alissa looks at Daffney with a look of contempt on her face while Madison pleads with Alissa not to hit her. After several tense seconds, Alissa brings the mic to speak.*
I accept.
*Alissa drops the mic and heads to the back, ignoring the pleas from Madison.*
Taz: I can't believe what I just heard. Alissa Flash has agreed to put her career on the line against Daffney's Knockouts Title! West: I don't know if this is Alissa being brave or stupid. Tenay: She seems confident in her decision. I just hope she knows what she's doing.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2010 17:40:55 GMT -5
Daffney with a Tantric Tope
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:49:34 GMT -5
Tenay: Before we head to our main event, lets run down the card for Victory Road.
Tenay: It was confirmeed moments ago, Daffney will defend the Kncokout title against Alissa Flash with Alissa putting her career on the line. Taz: I dunno if that was a wise decision qwuite hoinestly. West: I dunno if Daffney gave her any choice.
Tenay: The WCTNA Knockout Tag titles will be on the line as Wilde Violence defend against the Beautiful People, Thunder and Lightning and Traci and Lacey Connection. Taz: A tough test for Wilde Violence there. Two former Knockout tag champs. West: And the surprise packages Lacey and Traci.
Tenay: The WCTNA Tag Champs High Flight defend against Beer Money. Taz: Beer Money still mad that they helkd the titles at Slammiversary for a metter of moments. West: They get the chance to correct that in eights days.
Tenay: It's Alex Shelley v Jay Lethal for the X Division title. Taz: Chris Sabin injury has really openmed the door for Shelley. West: And he hopes to capitalise by winning the X Divsiuon title
Tenay: Bobby Lashley puts his Legends title on the line against Hernandez. Taz: Hernandez used to be a menmber of Lashleys's group but now he gets a title shot. West: Lashley is gonna make him for pay for striking out on his own.
Tenay: Finally our main event, AJ Styles v Christopher Daniels for the world title. Taz: Former friends clash but there'll be no love lost here.
Tenay: Next week, Sunday July 11th, Victory Road live on PPV. Don't miss it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 17:59:10 GMT -5
Val: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Last week we saw Dinero and Daniels teaming to take on the champion in a handicap match. Taz: Well AJ won that match by DQ but that wasn't the real story.
Val: his partner, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: As the #1 contender makes his way to ringside you have to remember the number he and Dinero did on the world champion last week.
Val: their opponents, first, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 330 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Taz: Well lucky for AJ, Abyss did make the save and now Abyss will partner the world champion in this next match.
Val: And his partner, from Gainsville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomonal" AJ Styles!
Tenay: This match was supposed to take place last week but AJ couldn't get Abyss to agree to be his partner. West: Well Abyss is here now and AJ takes on The Pope and The Fallen Angel on a level playing field.
AJ Styles & Abyss v Christopher Daniels & D'Angelo Dinero 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 3, 2010 18:04:58 GMT -5
Dinero hits Pope's Blessing
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 18:18:48 GMT -5
Dinero and Daniels world over AJ for a while until AJ tags in Abyss. Abyss hits the Black Hole Slam as Dinero charges him. 1-2-Daniels breaks it up. Daniels takes Abyss down with the Last Rites then goes for the BME but Abyss grabs him by the throat as he lands. Abyss goes to chokeslam Daniels but the ref cuts him off but informing him Daniels isn't the legal man. Dinero then chopblocks Abyss but Abyss reaches the corner and tags in AJ. AJ goes for the springboard forearm but Dinero dodges. Daniels gets the tag from Dinero. AJ then turns into the Angels Wings as Dinero stops Abyss getting involved. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, Christoher Daniels and D'Angelo Dinero!
Tenay: Daniels just pinned the world champion! West: He hits the Angels Wings on AJ in eight days time we'll have a new champion. Taz: I cannot wait for Victory Road. Tenay: Well we still have another action packed iMPACT to get through first. Until then, goodnight from the iMPACTZone.
Thanks to mikey, Hayden, Evil M and that Perpetual Nirvana fellow for the promos. Thanks to those of you who voted.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 3, 2010 18:41:35 GMT -5
Just about every taken character is pencilled in for a match at Victory Road so if you don't know what you're doing I'll be PMing you tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 3, 2010 19:47:28 GMT -5
SNS, Comahan, and Hayden, would you three be up for a promo between the four teams involved in the KO Tag title match?
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