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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:00:04 GMT -5
Tenay: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WCTNA Slammiversary. I'm joined as ever by Don West and Taz. Taz: And we're ready to get the biggest show of the summer underway. West: Well let's get it on. I can't wait. Tenay: Tonight we will see the X Divsion championship and the WCTNA World Champiosnshp defended in king of the Mountain matches. Taz: But we kick things off the the tag titles on the line.
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championship.
Val: Introducing the challengers, accompanied by The Nature Boy Ric Flair at a combined weight of 470 pounds, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
Val: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 450 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Raven and Homicide!
Hold on a second.
*Mick Foley comes out to the stage*
You seem to forget, Raven, I told you months ago I'd make your life hell for what you did. And now it's time to pay the check. See this match is now a gauntlet match. If you beat Beer Money then you have another team to contend with. And another and another. And should you lose, well the match will continue without you while you are no longer tag team champions. Now ring the bell!
WCTNA Tag Team Titles Gauntlet Match Round 1 Raven & Homicide v Beer Money 2 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:02:08 GMT -5
Robert Roode dropkicks Homicide.
(Will send post match promo.)
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 6, 2010 16:03:48 GMT -5
Storm with the superkick to Raven.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:07:10 GMT -5
Beer Money hit the DWI on Raven. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners and NEW WCTNA World Tag team Chamions, Beer Money!
*Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin run down to the ring*
WCTNA Tag Team Titles Gauntlet Match Round 2 Beer Money v Motor City Machine Guns 2 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 6, 2010 16:08:16 GMT -5
Roode with a lariat to Shelley.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 6, 2010 16:08:51 GMT -5
Shelley blocks a Storm kick with his face.
Or, in other words, Storm with a superkick on Shelley.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:09:06 GMT -5
Storm clotheslines Sabin.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:11:14 GMT -5
Roode takes out Shelley while Storm hits the Last Call superkick on Sabin. 1-2-3!
Val: Your winners and STILL WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Beer Money!
*Kiyoshi walks out with Jerry Sags*
WCTNA Tag Team Titles Gauntlet Match Round 3 Beer Money v Neo Nastys 2 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 6, 2010 16:12:09 GMT -5
Beer Money hit a double suplex on Sags.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:13:18 GMT -5
Roode locks in a figure four on Kiyoshi.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:15:12 GMT -5
Roode hits the Payoff on Kiyoshi. 1-2-3!
Val: Your winners and STILL WCTNA World Tag Champions, Beer Money!
*RVD and Jeff Hardy come out*
WCTNA Tag Team Titles Gauntlet Match Final Round Beer Money v Jeff Hardy & RVD 2 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jun 6, 2010 16:16:00 GMT -5
RVD with a Rolling Doobie--I mean Thunder on Roode.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:16:44 GMT -5
Roode DDT's Jeff Hardy.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 6, 2010 16:17:54 GMT -5
Hardy with the Twist of Fate to Roode.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:19:04 GMT -5
Damn it, now I have to start the whold damned promo over again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:24:19 GMT -5
Hardy reverses an attack and lands the Twist of Fate. He motions for the swanton but Storm sends him to the outside. Hardy then pulls Storm out. Rolling thunder from RVD to Robert Roode. Swanton Bomb by Jeff Hardy. Five Star Frog Splash by Rob Van Dam. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winner and NEW WCTNA World Tag team Champions, Rob Van Dam and Jeff Hardy!
Taz: Whoa man, we got new champions. Not once but twice. Tenay: Beer Money defeated three teams but they couldn't overcome Jeff Hardy and RVD here. West: Does Beer Money's title reign even count? Tenay: Well we'll have to check on that but for now we can hear from the Knockout Tag Champs.
Sarita and Kong are in the back.
Another pay-per-view, another opportunity for Thunder and Lightning to cook up a storm. Wilde Violence? Really? That‘s the best they could come up with for our first title defense? And at the second biggest show of the year? Really, WCTNA? Shame on you.
See, I am the Hot Tamale, the Spicy Femme Fatale, the Simmering Sexpot of Aggression, Sarita. And that‘s Kong. And really, what more do you need to know.
Tonight, we‘re not only gonna retain our titles, we‘re gonna show Wilde Violence what wild violence really is.
Remember this. When the Thunder drops, it means Lightning ain‘t too far away. And Lightning NEVER strikes in the same place twice. Adios.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 6, 2010 16:25:52 GMT -5
Sort of feel tight on Michaels now. Love how I won a match I didn't promo for though. How ironic.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:27:17 GMT -5
Taz: The Knockout tag team titles up for grabs next. West: We saw Hamada and Kong fight to a double DQ on iMPACT so if that's anything to go on, this should be wild. Tenay: But in the end Kong got the last word. Taz: You gotta wonder who that will affect Wilde Violence.
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Championship.
val: Introducing the challengers, Hamada and Taylor Wilde, Wilde Violence!
Val: And their opponents, they are the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Awesome Kong and Sarita, Thunder and Lightning!
WCTNA Knockout Tag Titles Thunder and Lightning v Wilde Violence 3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 6, 2010 16:28:25 GMT -5
Sort of feel tight on Michaels now. Love how I won a match I didn't promo for though. How ironic. Yeah, I didn't know he'd actually show up for the PPV. I feel bad now.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jun 6, 2010 16:28:34 GMT -5
Sort of feel tight on Michaels now. Love how I won a match I didn't promo for though. How ironic. I just hate wasting fifteen minutes writing a promo that is now useless.
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