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Post by ani on Jun 12, 2010 17:38:41 GMT -5
"According to sources, Brian Danielson was let go yesterday. Apparently, he did not go easy on Aurora Rose Levesque during the daily game of Hi-Ho Cheerio each superstar must play to stay on the roster. He was said to have completely beat the crap out of her by collecting cherries at an alarming rate and then was a poor sport afterwards by putting her in the Cattle Mutilation."
and...go!
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Post by Soultastic on Jun 12, 2010 20:47:21 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2010 20:56:51 GMT -5
According to sources, the reason for Bryan Danielson's release stems from a recent lunch with the McMahon, during which, Danielson ate the dinner roll, which is traditionally saved for Vince.
It also may have had something to do with a choke hold, we're not sure yet. But the first one sounds better!
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 12, 2010 21:30:29 GMT -5
According to sources deep within the organization, Bryan Danielson was released after reportedly making advances of a sexual nature towards Stephanie McMahon. Upon hearing of these rumors, "Macho Man" Randy Savage replied, "Ha! The joke's on him! I did the same thing years ago, before he was even out of grade school, OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Source: hotdivaswithhugeboobsthatyoujustcan'tquitstaringat.com
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Post by ani on Jun 12, 2010 22:10:51 GMT -5
"Brian Danielson was released today. He was the one who stole from the cookie jar. Repeated attempts that it "wasn't him" were with a chorus of" then who?" He then confessed."
Source: Wrestling Observer
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Jun 12, 2010 22:16:03 GMT -5
"According to other sources within the WWE, Bryan Danielson was released after Lex Luger expressed doubt that he (Luger) would be paid, asking, 'Can WWE afford to pay me? I DON'T KNOW!' He then attempted to remove his shirt, but reports state that Danielson had washed the shirt in such a way as that it would shrink, making it difficult for Luger to remove."
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Post by Soultastic on Jun 13, 2010 0:15:16 GMT -5
We have just recieved news on Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson)'s recent release from World Wrestling Entertaiment. According to a WWE employee who chose to remain anonymous, Mr. Danielson had promised Aurora Rose Levesque some cake in exchange for her asking her father (Paul Levesque AKA Triple H) to give Danielson more time on air. As he was getting involved in the Nvasion storyline, it was revealed that the cake in question was in fact a lie. When he found out, Mr. Levesque chased Danielson out of the state while driving a monster truck.
Source: lolitrollu.net
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Post by Nexus' Shogun on Jun 13, 2010 9:02:12 GMT -5
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Post by SAJ Forth on Jun 13, 2010 12:37:37 GMT -5
the kick was supposed to be softer, but Cena asked before the kick You remember the time I beat you?
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Post by Lupin the Third on Jun 13, 2010 14:42:18 GMT -5
We have just recieved news on Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson)'s recent release from World Wrestling Entertaiment. According to a WWE employee who chose to remain anonymous, Mr. Danielson had promised Aurora Rose Levesque some cake in exchange for her asking her father (Paul Levesque AKA Triple H) to give Danielson more time on air. As he was getting involved in the Nvasion storyline, it was revealed that the cake in question was in fact a lie. When he found out, Mr. Levesque chased Danielson out of the state while driving a monster truck. Source: lolitrollu.net You know, I'm laughing my ass off picturing Bryan running down a highway while Triple H screams at him from the monster truck. |
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Post by potpie on Jul 5, 2010 20:06:09 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson was released yesterday after it was revealed by Chairman Vincent K. McMahon that he was "a tree-hugging hippie commie". Sources close to Linda McMahon's Conservative-based campaign said that there was a worry Danielson was "too hip" and "dangerously broke the mold of boring wrestlers". Such a person may have caused further chaos in the company, resulting in the fans developing things like "free will" and "a desire for a better product". Clearly, Danielson was Un-American, and WWE wishes him well in all his Vegan-hippie-animal-loving-PETA-supported-Commie endeavors.
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Jul 6, 2010 19:03:26 GMT -5
We have just recieved news on Daniel Bryan (Bryan Danielson)'s recent release from World Wrestling Entertaiment. According to a WWE employee who chose to remain anonymous, Mr. Danielson had promised Aurora Rose Levesque some cake in exchange for her asking her father (Paul Levesque AKA Triple H) to give Danielson more time on air. As he was getting involved in the Nvasion storyline, it was revealed that the cake in question was in fact a lie. When he found out, Mr. Levesque chased Danielson out of the state while driving a monster truck. Source: lolitrollu.net You know, I'm laughing my ass off picturing Bryan running down a highway while Triple H screams at him from the monster truck. We need the Photoshop Monkeys to get to work on this ASAP. |
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