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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 4:59:40 GMT -5
*chuckles* Boy, you couldn't buy my toilet. *Ponders for a second*
Hey, aren't you that fat, greasy, sweaty redneck guy that got fired like half a year ago, because some Intern caught you raping Clucky, the WWCF's Chicken mascot and you were pimping out your girlfriend? And now I'm a billionaire. Which means, of course, I'm better than you.
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Post by hossfan on Jul 24, 2010 10:23:42 GMT -5
*It's early morning when the first WWCF truck rolls into the parking lot near the beach where the company's next Pay Per View is being held, the rising sun just beginning to burn away the lingering mist that rolls in off the ocean. The driver sets the rig's parking brake and exits the cab. Little does he know in addition to the ring set and various other props he is carrying an uninvited and unwanted passenger.*
*Caleb Fourchon unhooks himself from the harness that kept him attached to the semi's undercarriage during the long journey. He cautiously crawls out and stands, looking around. Only one witness, an elderly beachcomber, sees his entrance. Fourchon looks down at his own grime covered outfit, then at the nattily dressed senior citizen.*
"Your clothes... give them to me!"
*The man drops his metal detector and runs with Fourchon in hot pursuit. He chases him behind a row of changing rooms. There is a sound of a struggle, and moments later Caleb emerges clad in a loud Hawaiian shirt, white slacks, and a fedora. He looks around again, pulls the brim of his hat down, and slinks off.*
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 24, 2010 10:50:41 GMT -5
*Ponders for a second*
Hey, aren't you that fat, greasy, sweaty redneck guy that got fired like half a year ago, because some Intern caught you raping Clucky, the WWCF's Chicken mascot and you were pimping out your girlfriend? And now I'm a billionaire. Which means, of course, I'm better than you. A billionaire who still f***s chickens and other assorted farm animals. Oh, and has bitch tits.
Can't forget them.
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Post by Square on Jul 24, 2010 11:07:07 GMT -5
No you haven't, your ex-partner has but you nope. People, stop trying to rewrite history it doesn't work Go back and watch the tapes, son. I pinned your ass in front of god and everybody. *Puts tape of Smurf the World on: Starshine tags in Square as Whitey is still reeling. Square lifts Whitey over his shoulders for the L7 but loses his balance and steps towards the ropes. As he does so The Sam grabs his ankle. Square turns around yelling at The Sam who stands outside the ring like nothing happened. Starshine walks towards The Sam getting in his face. As he does so, Square turns around and Whitey hits Square with the Burning Hammer. Whitey tags in TTS who climbs to the top rope and hits Square with the “Doctors Note”. TTS goes for the pin.* TTS, a good wrestler, pinned the Revolution of Evolution not you Dyson
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 11:15:03 GMT -5
And now I'm a billionaire. Which means, of course, I'm better than you. A billionaire who still f***s chickens and other assorted farm animals. Oh, and has bitch tits.
Can't forget them. Your wife likes them
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 11:16:29 GMT -5
Go back and watch the tapes, son. I pinned your ass in front of god and everybody. *Puts tape of Smurf the World on: Starshine tags in Square as Whitey is still reeling. Square lifts Whitey over his shoulders for the L7 but loses his balance and steps towards the ropes. As he does so The Sam grabs his ankle. Square turns around yelling at The Sam who stands outside the ring like nothing happened. Starshine walks towards The Sam getting in his face. As he does so, Square turns around and Whitey hits Square with the Burning Hammer. Whitey tags in TTS who climbs to the top rope and hits Square with the “Doctors Note”. TTS goes for the pin.* TTS, a good wrestler, pinned the Revolution of Evolution not you Dyson Seeing as how the Wrestling Messiah was the architect of TTS's success, you did get pinned by me. Now come work for me and I'll make you my bottom bitch. Isn't that how you got started in this business?
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Post by Square on Jul 24, 2010 11:16:32 GMT -5
A billionaire who still f***s chickens and other assorted farm animals. Oh, and has bitch tits.
Can't forget them. Your wife likes them Witty comeback, incredible! Close up shop Drakin because WWCF has just reached it's pinnacle with that comeback!Oh and in regards to this*Puts tape of Smurf the World on: Starshine tags in Square as Whitey is still reeling. Square lifts Whitey over his shoulders for the L7 but loses his balance and steps towards the ropes. As he does so The Sam grabs his ankle. Square turns around yelling at The Sam who stands outside the ring like nothing happened. Starshine walks towards The Sam getting in his face. As he does so, Square turns around and Whitey hits Square with the Burning Hammer. Whitey tags in TTS who climbs to the top rope and hits Square with the “Doctors Note”. TTS goes for the pin.* TTS, a good wrestler, pinned the Revolution of Evolution not you Dyson Seeing as how the Wrestling Messiah was the architect of TTS's success, you did get pinned by me. Now come work for me and I'll make you my bottom bitch. Isn't that how you got started in this business? TTS did well before you, and a lot better after you. And for the last time you Square wannabe NO! Never! Not in a million years!
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 24, 2010 11:17:48 GMT -5
A billionaire who still f***s chickens and other assorted farm animals. Oh, and has bitch tits.
Can't forget them. Your wife likes them A noble effort, oh Baron of the Bitchtits, but I am not married at this point in time.
Now, I bore talking to you, Please leave and go take a shower.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 13:57:32 GMT -5
Witty comeback, incredible! Close up shop Drakin because WWCF has just reached it's pinnacle with that comeback!Oh and in regards to thisSeeing as how the Wrestling Messiah was the architect of TTS's success, you did get pinned by me. Now come work for me and I'll make you my bottom bitch. Isn't that how you got started in this business? TTS did well before you, and a lot better after you. And for the last time you Square wannabe NO! Never! Not in a million years![/quote] Really? Where is he now? Oh, that's right not here. But I have a business proposition for you both. You two vs me and a partner of my choosing the Monday after Botch. In a cage. Made of gold.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 13:58:12 GMT -5
A noble effort, oh Baron of the Bitchtits, but I am not married at this point in time.
Now, I bore talking to you, Please leave and go take a shower. A "confirmed" bachelor?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 14:01:59 GMT -5
OOC - Actual insult slinging without any feuds is awesome Hell, I can't remember if either one of you are heels or faces
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 24, 2010 14:19:34 GMT -5
OOC - Actual insult slinging without any feuds is awesome Hell, I can't remember if either one of you are heels or faces OOC - It sets up stuff for the future so I am all for insults outside of feuds.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 24, 2010 14:25:22 GMT -5
Wait......The Book of Madness is very clear on the matter of Chicken f***ery, well beastiality in general......and it's very much against it. So long as it was a one time thing and not an ongoing thing I'm ok, but if I suspect Fowl Play I'm outta here.
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Post by Square on Jul 24, 2010 14:43:15 GMT -5
Wait......The Book of Madness is very clear on the matter of Chicken f***ery, well beastiality in general......and it's very much against it. So long as it was a one time thing and not an ongoing thing I'm ok, but if I suspect Fowl Play I'm outta here.
He makes the General look normal in comparison. WWCF still has to pay damages to the farmer that found him in his coop
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 24, 2010 14:54:01 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I should be taking advice from geometric constructs.....not after what happened when I listened to that damn Dodecahedron.....but then again I never would have learned to speak Sanskrit or gotten that free Stuckey's Pecan Log, so I guess it all worked out in the end.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 24, 2010 15:20:36 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I should be taking advice from geometric constructs.....not after what happened when I listened to that damn Dodecahedron.....but then again I never would have learned to speak Sanskrit or gotten that free Stuckey's Pecan Log, so I guess it all worked out in the end. MMMM Pecan logs. *nom nom nom*
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Post by Square on Jul 24, 2010 15:28:58 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I should be taking advice from geometric constructs.....not after what happened when I listened to that damn Dodecahedron.....but then again I never would have learned to speak Sanskrit or gotten that free Stuckey's Pecan Log, so I guess it all worked out in the end. It's a nickname, genius
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 24, 2010 15:44:05 GMT -5
I'm not sure if I should be taking advice from geometric constructs.....not after what happened when I listened to that damn Dodecahedron.....but then again I never would have learned to speak Sanskrit or gotten that free Stuckey's Pecan Log, so I guess it all worked out in the end. It's a nickname, geniusThey say that there's a thin line between genius and madness....and I'm firmly on the Madness side.....
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Post by Square on Jul 24, 2010 15:50:02 GMT -5
They say that there's a thin line between genius and madness....and I'm firmly on the Madness side..... There's not a thin line, there's a very vast ditch which idiots think is a thin line
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 24, 2010 16:00:43 GMT -5
meh.....same thing from a certain perspective
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