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Post by hossfan on Jul 27, 2010 10:49:36 GMT -5
Couple days back Ah come to Botch at de Beach to demand match, but Ah get distracted *finishes gnawing on chicken wing and licks his fingers* By dis 'Hooters' store. Ever hear of it? Talk about good! Ah stay and eat instead of goin to show, so de capons in World WrestleCrap Federation safe from me for anudder week. But soon Ah get match and den whoever Ah fight be lucky to look as good as whut's left of dis here yardbird *points to pile of chicken bones on his plate*
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Post by Viva on Jul 27, 2010 13:18:20 GMT -5
Well, well well. Seth, I passed your little test. I did what I had to do, and I did it with what you would call... honor? I believe that's what you'd call that there. You see, the match was no holds barred, but other than that little scuffle on the ring steps, I'd say I carried myself like a consummate professional. Why, I'm sure you wonder. Some would say that I had opportunities to end that match a little earlier than I did, and some would was lucky to get out of that match with my hand raised high. The fact remains that I did, though, and I often do, Seth. You continue to put hellacious task after hellacious task in front of me, and I'M STILL HERE. I'm not going anywhere.
When am I going to get the respect I deserve? I earned Littlenaitch's respect last night, but that's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for you to get down on one knee and apologize. I'm looking for you to eat crow and reverse your decision to strip away my right to fight for what I believe is mine, the WWCF Championship. And most of all, I want you to shake my hand, tell me that you respect me, and admit that you're wrong. That I have everything it takes to be the face of this company, I do whatever it takes to win, and I'm the best wrestler you've ever seen.
And believe me, it will happen.
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 27, 2010 20:14:15 GMT -5
*With the WWCF Tag team Title belt*
You see? I told you people again and again that D-Dave and...................that other guy were complete trash that couldn't stand against us.
I beat D-Dave, Square beat.................whathisface, we beat the Goon Squad, and made it count yesterday. Hell, if it wasn't for you two bribing the ref, Square and Amigo wold have won anyways. You might as well tattoo the word "Loser" on each of your foreheads.
Last night was a good night for the WWCF. For now, they can be proud and entertained by good Champions, rather then what I dub "The Six Months of Suck".
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Post by Square on Jul 27, 2010 20:20:08 GMT -5
*With the WWCF Tag team Title belt*
You see? I told you people again and again that D-Dave and...................that other guy were complete trash that couldn't stand against us.
I beat D-Dave, Square beat.................whathisface, we beat the Goon Squad, and made it count yesterday. Hell, if it wasn't for you two bribing the ref, Square and Amigo wold have won anyways. You might as well tattoo the word "Loser" on each of your foreheads.
Last night was a good night for the WWCF. For now, they can be proud and entertained by good Champions, rather then what I dub "The Six Months of Suck". *Square walks into shot, carrying the belt over his shoulder* Oh, and come and have a go if you think your hard enough
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Post by Tyfo on Jul 28, 2010 11:38:14 GMT -5
Let me start of by apologizing for not getting here sooner, but right after Botch at the Beach, I headed back home to Dallas, just like I promised all my family and friends when I got into this business. I told them all the second I am a World Heavyweight Champion, you'll be the first ones I show that belt off too. I lived up to my word and I was met with all kinds of celebrations. Even a parade through downtown. It has been a whirlwind past couple of days for sure.
I need to also say thank you to Jay Carroll. You and I put on one hell of a match out there, and while I know you are disappointed by the outcome, you showed true class out there and are without a doubt a professional. I'm sure you'll get that chance again in the future.
From the years I put in training with my idol Dean Malenko, to being a curtain jerker on the Texas indy scene in front of 35 fans, to moving up cards, to wrestling in Japan and meeting littlenaitch, to coming right here to the WWCF, I now know that every second I ever put into this business has been worth it. It's even more special having been with this company from day one.
And of course, being champion paints the biggest target on your back that you can have. Damn Right Jackson, your the #1 contender and that means your on deck. You've earned your way to that spot and you are deserving of the opportunity. But let me make something perfectly clear. I've worked for years to be in this spot and now that I'm here, I don't plan on giving it up any time soon. So Mr. Jackson, you'd better bring everything you've got, because if you want my WWCF Championship, at this point your going to have to kill me to take it off of me. Because I'm holding onto this title with every last ounce of life I have in me!
As for your tag team match next week, I'll be there and I look forward to it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 28, 2010 16:18:51 GMT -5
*We see Seth Drakin and Jessica at the office*
Seth: First of all, from one guy who has been here since the beginning to another.............congratulations on winning the world title, Tyfo. I would also like to congratulate from one who cashed in that briefcase to another.
Now onto the other reason I am speaking. The next ppv will be headlined by an event I know all too well called Battle Bowl. To be in the Battle Bowl, one would have to win their tag match that is part of the Lethal Lottery. Now last year the listings were posted on this very website, but since I was the winner of the original Battle Bowl (eliminating my Lethal Lottery partner Above Average last)......I figured I should come to the ring on NiteRaw myself and announce the pairings myself. Oh and Jessica will be with me and we will also have something else with us.
*Seth goes off camera for a second, but comes back with the 2009 Battle Bowl trophy.*
Seth: We will also be bringing this baby with us.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 28, 2010 18:02:52 GMT -5
How would you like it if someone ELECTROCUTED YOU!!?? But...who knows, maybe it would be an improvement if someone fry-ed YOUR BRAINS!!!! I'd go stab the f***er, not turn even more into a re-re.
Of course, I kick much more ass the BRB, pre-becoming more of an idiot phrase, though anyways.Hurm... I was told that I kicked a lot of butt before the electrocution. I'll be watching you fight this Man in Black who seems to be the source of my troubles next Niteraw.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 28, 2010 18:06:03 GMT -5
As for my match performance at Botch at the Beach, I'm sorry Whitey. I'm so darn inexperienced right now. I must have looked pathetic.
But I've been told that this should be enough for you, Jazzman, to be able to know where to start. I'm still working for Whitey, but I want to be the best at my job, and hopefully you and much of the WWCF can help me along.
A new BRB is being born, and this is just the beginning.
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Post by General Adam on Jul 28, 2010 22:01:04 GMT -5
You know what? I suck. Every time I try to do something big like try to get a title shot, I always end up short. Always. I was in the ranking for a shot and the inter-forum title, and I lost it in a match. I was once the most feared hardcore wrestler in the WWCF, now I have a gorilla for a body guard and my lover is a female monkey. So I decided to not do a single damn thing about it. I'm just gonna lay back and enjoy it, and maybe beat the crap out of some people here and there, but yeah I don't care if I get a title shot or not. I'm just going to enjoy myself.
*Bongo grunts*
Hahahahahah. Bongo said I'm just saying that because I'm in denial and in fact I'm repressing some "dark horrible monster." Hahahaaha, that's a good one Bongo
*The general keeps on laughing, and laughing, and laughing. The laughing has become more disturbing with each second*
I'm happy WWCF! Can you see? I'M SO HAPPY! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 28, 2010 22:23:24 GMT -5
THE BEACH AFTER PARTY By Colt
Well, Botch at the Beach is in the books now and what an event it was... We opened the night with a double countout brawl... We saw new Tag Team Champions, A Stuffed Monkey get grabbed 3 times, the return of Viva, many attempts at drowning and probably two of the bigger results... My old foe "Damn Right" Jackson has taken a step into the right direction and how now earnt his shot at the WWCF Championship, and most of all we have a new Champion!
Tyfo, you and I have battled more times than I can count. We got this company off of the ground! And after all our wars, I can safely say that you are a man I can proudly... call friend. You earnt this shot almost a year ago, and instead of taking the cheap way out and sneaking up and stealing the title. You did the honorable thing and made your match in advance, you proved that you had what it takes, and look at you now. Congratulations my friend.
And now onto my match, Whitey... you did it again. We had you on the ropes, but like the snake that you are, you pulled a fast one. I wouldn't celebrate, I wouldn't sleep easy if I were you. I WILL get my win back, infact... Let's make this official, next week main event... Whitey vs Colt, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
This is your big chance, Whitey, become the Story on Page One. I don't care if we have Battle Bowl matches that week, I'll pull double duty... Prove to me that it was worth you coming back...
And there is your Story on Page One!
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 28, 2010 22:27:42 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Ladies and Gentlemen... It is a good day, it is a good week... no it is a good month.
DR Jackson... has made it! Now I won't go into it too much, because I have already booked some in ring time to tell you all about The Era of Attitude, about this momentous occasion...
Just let it be known, Jonathan... you put up a great fight last week, I thank you for giving me true competition... I know if that match went slightly different... Next month it would've been your hand raised as the New Champion.
And Tyfo, Jay... We got some in ring time next week, cherish this moment, because it's just a preview of what Tyfo can expect come the Battle Bowl.
If you want more detail, please, turn your TV onto NiteRaw the moment the show begins...
DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 28, 2010 22:48:58 GMT -5
THE BEACH AFTER PARTY By Colt
Well, Botch at the Beach is in the books now and what an event it was... We opened the night with a double countout brawl... We saw new Tag Team Champions, A Stuffed Monkey get grabbed 3 times, the return of Viva, many attempts at drowning and probably two of the bigger results... My old foe "Damn Right" Jackson has taken a step into the right direction and how now earnt his shot at the WWCF Championship, and most of all we have a new Champion!
Tyfo, you and I have battled more times than I can count. We got this company off of the ground! And after all our wars, I can safely say that you are a man I can proudly... call friend. You earnt this shot almost a year ago, and instead of taking the cheap way out and sneaking up and stealing the title. You did the honorable thing and made your match in advance, you proved that you had what it takes, and look at you now. Congratulations my friend.
And now onto my match, Whitey... you did it again. We had you on the ropes, but like the snake that you are, you pulled a fast one. I wouldn't celebrate, I wouldn't sleep easy if I were you. I WILL get my win back, infact... Let's make this official, next week main event... Whitey vs Colt, FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
This is your big chance, Whitey, become the Story on Page One. I don't care if we have Battle Bowl matches that week, I'll pull double duty... Prove to me that it was worth you coming back...
And there is your Story on Page One! Jessica: I am very sorry Colt, but Seth and I have agreed that no one will be working double duty during Battle Bowl. Even if Whitey were to accept your challenge, I would have to hold off on the match until the NiteRaw after the Lethal Lottery show.
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Post by dreamwarrior on Jul 29, 2010 9:09:37 GMT -5
Evil M this Monday night its me and you.You are my toughest challenge yet your bigger then me and stronger, but I have speed and my heart and determination to win. If you beat me you will have worked for it. I will not go down without a fight I will dropkick cartwheel, suicide dive my way to beat you no matter what it t takes I guarantee you I will beat you to gain my first pin fall victory here cause the dream warrior will not die!
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Post by hossfan on Jul 29, 2010 18:56:48 GMT -5
Monday night Ah have match with Starshine. Ah never heard of dis guy so Ah ask around and learn he is returnin to WWCF after takin time off. Starshine, you know how much trouble you in? Dey should have had you fight some udder peeshwank like de Dream Warrior or dat fat Boiler Room Brawler who forgot how to wrassle. Fightin me, in your first match back; you in way over your head, Starshine. Monday night Ah snuff your light but good.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2010 19:06:46 GMT -5
Evil M this Monday night its me and you.You are my toughest challenge yet your bigger then me and stronger, but I have speed and my heart and determination to win. If you beat me you will have worked for it. I will not go down without a fight I will dropkick cartwheel, suicide dive my way to beat you no matter what it t takes I guarantee you I will beat you to gain my first pin fall victory here cause the dream warrior will not die! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that's all well and good, kid. However, you're the one who will be working for a win, not me. I'm the Champion of Honor! I don't need luck or anything to beat some scrub! But I like the fact that you have ambitions. Maybe someday, you'll be a somebody, but not on this day and not at my expense. But uh, thanks for making me laugh. I needed that.
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Post by Square on Jul 29, 2010 19:11:43 GMT -5
Colt and Jazzman, seriously Drakin? Why waste the first TV appearance of the NEW WWCF tag team champions by having them go against two over the hill oxygen thieves?
Lads, you couldn't beat Whitey Fatts and Boiler. One of them is a complete moron that knows nothing about wrestling, and the other is Boiler! There is no chance in hell that you will even challenge the real life horror film Hangman and Mr Incredible, The Revolution of Evolution, Her Majesty's greatest export and God's gift to professional wrestling Square. Don't even bother coming to the show on Monday, because even you two know that you are no match for the Human Hate Machine
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Post by Deleted on Jul 29, 2010 23:05:02 GMT -5
Evil M this Monday night its me and you.You are my toughest challenge yet your bigger then me and stronger, but I have speed and my heart and determination to win. If you beat me you will have worked for it. I will not go down without a fight I will dropkick cartwheel, suicide dive my way to beat you no matter what it t takes I guarantee you I will beat you to gain my first pin fall victory here cause the dream warrior will not die! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well, that's all well and good, kid. However, you're the one who will be working for a win, not me. I'm the Champion of Honor! I don't need luck or anything to beat some scrub! But I like the fact that you have ambitions. Maybe someday, you'll be a somebody, but not on this day and not at my expense. But uh, thanks for making me laugh. I needed that. Don't count Dream Warrior out. He is way over-due for a win, and I think this week WILL be his week. Now I'm not one to reveal any of my plans, but Evil, you had best be expecting some backlash for that sh*t you pulled at BATB. What goes around comes around, and when it does, it's gonna come HARD.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 11:29:13 GMT -5
Hello, My fellow hard working Americans. I am Major America and I have come to the WWCF to fix everything wrong with it and there is alot wrong with it.
Now the first thing I got to do is I got to get rid of Ryan Staryshine. Why? Because he's from Australia and we can't have no damn Australians coming over here illegally and having there half-kangaroo childern in our Americans hospitals. That's right I said it , Australians love kangaroos and not in the platonic way. I mean they are physically attracted to Kangaroo and that ain't right. A man should only love another man or another woman ,he should not love a Kangaroo. .Loving a kangaroo is wrong and illegal and god did not create man to make love to kangaroo. It ain't right and it's the work of the devil.
Oh and another thing Why the hell can't you people leave the crocodiles alone? Why does everybody in Australia have to wrestle crocodiles? They're just sitting there in the ocean and then you people gotta run up and tackle them. Why? Where is the fun in attacking crocodiles? I don't see it. I see the fun in hunting deer or rabbit or bears or any of that stuff but I don't see any fun in attacking crocodiles.
Oh and why am I suppose to feel bad that a sting ray killed your president?
I don't care about no Steve Irwin because I'm a damn American and he wasn't my damn president! It's wrong for you people to make me feel bad for not liking Steve Irwin when I'm not even from that third world country you call a home.
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 30, 2010 11:45:08 GMT -5
Colt and Jazzman, seriously Drakin? Why waste the first TV appearance of the NEW WWCF tag team champions by having them go against two over the hill oxygen thieves?
Lads, you couldn't beat Whitey Fatts and Boiler. One of them is a complete moron that knows nothing about wrestling, and the other is Boiler! There is no chance in hell that you will even challenge the real life horror film Hangman and Mr Incredible, The Revolution of Evolution, Her Majesty's greatest export and God's gift to professional wrestling Square. Don't even bother coming to the show on Monday, because even you two know that you are no match for the Human Hate Machine *Grabs a promo card from a writer* Ok Square, quit being so obtuse. Oh wait, are you trying to acute? No, that's what you are, a blowhard who thinks he's always right. See what I did there... yeah, I'm not proud of it either. *throws card back a writer* But back to the matter at hand, ya see Square, just because you have a belt, you think you can talk down to people now, say that we are too old to make anything work. Ya see Square, You are good, you are damn good, but Colt and I, we're a tad bit better. My goal now isn't even to win that tag titles from you as I have bigger fish to fry. Battlebowl is right around the corner and I believe that I am going to be the first person to headline two straight Gookermanias. I know that might not sit well with Colt, but I know he's thinking the same thing. Plus, I think we both knew that wasn't going to be a team forever, but on Monday, we are going to prove that the two best wrestlers in this company can beat even the most together team on their turf.
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Post by Square on Jul 30, 2010 12:08:52 GMT -5
Colt and Jazzman, seriously Drakin? Why waste the first TV appearance of the NEW WWCF tag team champions by having them go against two over the hill oxygen thieves?
Lads, you couldn't beat Whitey Fatts and Boiler. One of them is a complete moron that knows nothing about wrestling, and the other is Boiler! There is no chance in hell that you will even challenge the real life horror film Hangman and Mr Incredible, The Revolution of Evolution, Her Majesty's greatest export and God's gift to professional wrestling Square. Don't even bother coming to the show on Monday, because even you two know that you are no match for the Human Hate Machine *Grabs a promo card from a writer* Ok Square, quit being so obtuse. Oh wait, are you trying to acute? No, that's what you are, a blowhard who thinks he's always right. See what I did there... yeah, I'm not proud of it either. *throws card back a writer* But back to the matter at hand, ya see Square, just because you have a belt, you think you can talk down to people now, say that we are too old to make anything work. Ya see Square, You are good, you are damn good, but Colt and I, we're a tad bit better. My goal now isn't even to win that tag titles from you as I have bigger fish to fry. Battlebowl is right around the corner and I believe that I am going to be the first person to headline two straight Gookermanias. I know that might not sit well with Colt, but I know he's thinking the same thing. Plus, I think we both knew that wasn't going to be a team forever, but on Monday, we are going to prove that the two best wrestlers in this company can beat even the most together team on their turf. Hey don't kid yourself, you two are just fodder for the Revolution of Evolution and Hangman. And your going to headline Gookermania? Newsflash, your not because the Man That Limitations Forget will win the Battlebowl and go on to become the first double champion in this company. When the history books are written, and in it The Revolution of Evolution will be declared the greatest of all time.
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