Jazzman
King Koopa
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 30, 2010 12:24:29 GMT -5
*Grabs a promo card from a writer* Ok Square, quit being so obtuse. Oh wait, are you trying to acute? No, that's what you are, a blowhard who thinks he's always right. See what I did there... yeah, I'm not proud of it either. *throws card back a writer* But back to the matter at hand, ya see Square, just because you have a belt, you think you can talk down to people now, say that we are too old to make anything work. Ya see Square, You are good, you are damn good, but Colt and I, we're a tad bit better. My goal now isn't even to win that tag titles from you as I have bigger fish to fry. Battlebowl is right around the corner and I believe that I am going to be the first person to headline two straight Gookermanias. I know that might not sit well with Colt, but I know he's thinking the same thing. Plus, I think we both knew that wasn't going to be a team forever, but on Monday, we are going to prove that the two best wrestlers in this company can beat even the most together team on their turf. Hey don't kid yourself, you two are just fodder for the Revolution of Evolution and Hangman. And your going to headline Gookermania? Newsflash, your not because the Man That Limitations Forget will win the Battlebowl and go on to become the first double champion in this company. When the history books are written, and in it The Revolution of Evolution will be declared the greatest of all time.Ok, time for another lesson, BRB was the first double champion and it should be The Man Limitations Forgot, not Forget. Learn to talk English and then we can talk some more.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2010 13:32:59 GMT -5
Hello, My fellow hard working Americans. I am Major America and I have come to the WWCF to fix everything wrong with it and there is alot wrong with it. Now the first thing I got to do is I got to get rid of Ryan Staryshine. Why? Because he's from Australia and we can't have no damn Australians coming over here illegally and having there half-kangaroo childern in our Americans hospitals. That's right I said it , Australians love kangaroos and not in the platonic way. I mean they are physically attracted to Kangaroo and that ain't right. A man should only love another man or another woman ,he should not love a Kangaroo. .Loving a kangaroo is wrong and illegal and god did not create man to make love to kangaroo. It ain't right and it's the work of the devil. Oh and another thing Why the hell can't you people leave the crocodiles alone? Why does everybody in Australia have to wrestle crocodiles? They're just sitting there in the ocean and then you people gotta run up and tackle them. Why? Where is the fun in attacking crocodiles? I don't see it. I see the fun in hunting deer or rabbit or bears or any of that stuff but I don't see any fun in attacking crocodiles. Oh and why am I suppose to feel bad that a sting ray killed your president? I don't care about no Steve Irwin because I'm a damn American and he wasn't my damn president! It's wrong for you people to make me feel bad for not liking Steve Irwin when I'm not even from that third world country you call a home. ....For Pete's sake. We need a new person in charge of screening new talent. It's obvious that the old guy's given up.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 15:48:31 GMT -5
Hello, My fellow hard working Americans. I am Major America and I have come to the WWCF to fix everything wrong with it and there is alot wrong with it. Now the first thing I got to do is I got to get rid of Ryan Staryshine. Why? Because he's from Australia and we can't have no damn Australians coming over here illegally and having there half-kangaroo childern in our Americans hospitals. That's right I said it , Australians love kangaroos and not in the platonic way. I mean they are physically attracted to Kangaroo and that ain't right. A man should only love another man or another woman ,he should not love a Kangaroo. .Loving a kangaroo is wrong and illegal and god did not create man to make love to kangaroo. It ain't right and it's the work of the devil. Oh and another thing Why the hell can't you people leave the crocodiles alone? Why does everybody in Australia have to wrestle crocodiles? They're just sitting there in the ocean and then you people gotta run up and tackle them. Why? Where is the fun in attacking crocodiles? I don't see it. I see the fun in hunting deer or rabbit or bears or any of that stuff but I don't see any fun in attacking crocodiles. Oh and why am I suppose to feel bad that a sting ray killed your president? I don't care about no Steve Irwin because I'm a damn American and he wasn't my damn president! It's wrong for you people to make me feel bad for not liking Steve Irwin when I'm not even from that third world country you call a home. ....For Pete's sake. We need a new person in charge of screening new talent. It's obvious that the old guy's given up.What?!! Are you talking trash to Major America? How dare you , you anti-american infidel? I will punch my fist down your throat , rip out your spine , chew it up and puke it into the mouths of some baby bald eagles so they can feed on it and then I'll plant an American flag through your left over meatsack. Oh and I'll do it for AMERICA!!!!! ,HELL YEAH!!!!!!, AMERICA!!!!!!!! *Totally Awesome Guitar Rip.*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2010 15:58:42 GMT -5
....For Pete's sake. We need a new person in charge of screening new talent. It's obvious that the old guy's given up. What?!! Are you talking trash to Major America? How dare you , you anti-american infidel? I will punch my fist down your throat , rip out your spine , chew it up and puke it into the mouths of some baby bald eagles so they can feed on it and then I'll plant an American flag through your left over meatsack. Oh and I'll do it for AMERICA!!!!! ,HELL YEAH!!!!!!, AMERICA!!!!!!!! *Totally Awesome Guitar Rip.* ....You need help.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 16:02:49 GMT -5
What?!! Are you talking trash to Major America? How dare you , you anti-american infidel? I will punch my fist down your throat , rip out your spine , chew it up and puke it into the mouths of some baby bald eagles so they can feed on it and then I'll plant an American flag through your left over meatsack. Oh and I'll do it for AMERICA!!!!! ,HELL YEAH!!!!!!, AMERICA!!!!!!!! *Totally Awesome Guitar Rip.* ....You need help.No I don't! I don't even feel pain and you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE THE SPIRT OF AMERICA RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!Okay Americans don't need help , Americans help other people who live in third world countries like Canada and Sweden and England and other poor countries like that . {Spoiler}By the way AMERRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAA, HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH , AMERRRRRRIIICCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA!!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2010 16:08:28 GMT -5
No I don't! I don't even feel pain and you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE THE SPIRT OF AMERICA RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!Okay Americans don't need help , Americans help other people who live in third world countries like Canada and Sweden and England and other poor countries like that . {Spoiler}By the way AMERRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAA, HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH , AMERRRRRRIIICCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA!! Talking to you makes me uncomfortable. Kinda like that guy, Neo something or other?
Anyway, I'm going to walk away from you now, because I'm feeling an intense urge to harm you
Good day.Walks away.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 16:13:46 GMT -5
No I don't! I don't even feel pain and you want to know why? BECAUSE I HAVE THE SPIRT OF AMERICA RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS!!!!!Okay Americans don't need help , Americans help other people who live in third world countries like Canada and Sweden and England and other poor countries like that . {Spoiler}By the way AMERRRRRRIIIIIIICCCCCCCCAAAAAAAA, HELLLLLLLLLLLLL YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH , AMERRRRRRIIICCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA!! Talking to you makes me uncomfortable. Kinda like that guy, Neo something or other?
Anyway, I'm going to walk away from you now, because I'm feeling an intense urge to harm you
Good day.Walks away. Oh you're walking away , huh? What are you French? Because if you were a true patriot then you'd act on your intense urge to harm me but you're not. You're a coward and a smelly smelly crossant eatting frenchman .Oh and by the way You could never hurt me because I'm an American and Americans are like the kryptonains of earth. We've got superpowers , we run faster , are better at real sports and are smarter then the rest of the galaxy. So deal with it , loser.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2010 16:18:25 GMT -5
From a distance, we hear..
I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I'M TO FAR AWAY!!! DUMBASS!!!!
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 30, 2010 16:19:24 GMT -5
Hey don't kid yourself, you two are just fodder for the Revolution of Evolution and Hangman. And your going to headline Gookermania? Newsflash, your not because the Man That Limitations Forget will win the Battlebowl and go on to become the first double champion in this company. When the history books are written, and in it The Revolution of Evolution will be declared the greatest of all time. Ok, time for another lesson, BRB was the first double champion and it should be The Man Limitations Forgot, not Forget. Learn to talk English and then we can talk some more. Who cares about the brain-dead idiot BRB? All he can do is shit his pants and drool in the ring now.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 16:23:08 GMT -5
From a distance, we hear.. I CAN'T HEAR YOU BECAUSE I'M TO FAR AWAY!!! DUMBASS!!!!I'm not a dumbass. I mean I'm not from Canada or Mexico or Japan or one of those dumbass countries. I'm from America, the greatest country in the world which makes one of the smartest people in the entire universe. Accept the fact , Commie Scum.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 30, 2010 17:30:44 GMT -5
Hey don't kid yourself, you two are just fodder for the Revolution of Evolution and Hangman. And your going to headline Gookermania? Newsflash, your not because the Man That Limitations Forget will win the Battlebowl and go on to become the first double champion in this company. When the history books are written, and in it The Revolution of Evolution will be declared the greatest of all time. Ok, time for another lesson, BRB was the first double champion and it should be The Man Limitations Forgot, not Forget. Learn to talk English and then we can talk some more. That's, right; I was the first double champion. Man, it sounds like I've really fallen off, but I'm sure that the longest reigning world champ has something to teach me this week.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Jul 30, 2010 18:24:02 GMT -5
Learn to speak "English?" ENGLISH! ?! SCREW THAT! LEARN TO TALK AMERICAN! AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND WAY BETTER THEN ENGLAND. I MEAN WE DID COMPLETLY DESTROY THERE EMPIRE IN OUR WAR FOR FREEDOM AND WE BEAT THEM TO A BLOODY PULP AT THE WORLD CUP AND WE DON'T EVEN REALLY PLAY SOCCER BECAUSE IT'S A GAME FOR LITTLE GIRLY MEN. I MEAN NAME ME ONE GREAT ENGLISH BASKETBALL PLAYER?EXACTLY! YOU CAN'T! YOU KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE ENGLAND SUCKS THAT'S WHY.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 30, 2010 18:28:00 GMT -5
He's right, man. America kicks ass.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 30, 2010 18:31:41 GMT -5
Now it's time for a reading from the Book of Madness:
"Trust not the False King. The King shall fall before the Prophet. The False King shall use lies and the press to decieve the masses, he shall proclaim to be the true Story, but his tale is nothing but lies. Believe only the Prophecy of Madness and it's Prophet. They provide the truth that only insanity can provide. The False King hides behind a mask and pretty printed words but do not be swayed by them. Soon the Story will end, and the False King will fall"
I think it's pretty obvious what I have to do.....Colt, formerly King Colt I think it's time you went from the Story on Page One to the f***ing Obituaries.
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Square
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Post by Square on Jul 30, 2010 19:54:12 GMT -5
Learn to speak "English?" ENGLISH! ?! SCREW THAT! LEARN TO TALK AMERICAN! AMERICA IS THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND WAY BETTER THEN ENGLAND. I MEAN WE DID COMPLETLY DESTROY THERE EMPIRE IN OUR WAR FOR FREEDOM AND WE BEAT THEM TO A BLOODY PULP AT THE WORLD CUP AND WE DON'T EVEN REALLY PLAY SOCCER BECAUSE IT'S A GAME FOR LITTLE GIRLY MEN. I MEAN NAME ME ONE GREAT ENGLISH BASKETBALL PLAYER?EXACTLY! YOU CAN'T! YOU KNOW WHY?! BECAUSE ENGLAND SUCKS THAT'S WHY. OOC: If only you wee here last year, you would have been the perfect heel for The Non American Heroes (even though we were heels)
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 30, 2010 20:22:46 GMT -5
*Outside WWCF Headquarters* BRB, dressed in his ring attire, looks up at the building, and then down to the note scrawled on a piece of scratch paper. He walks inside, an uneasy look upon his face. *Inside WWCF Headquarters* A receptionist spots Boiler Room Brawler walk in. She's slightly startled, and slightly starstruck at the same time. Receptionist: Boiler Room Brawler, what are you doing here? BRB: I was told that if I were to take up any grievances on my part that I was supposed to take it up with HQ. This is HQ, right? Receptionist: Yes... The receptionist hits a speaker phone. Receptionist: Mister Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler would like to speak with you. Seth: Send him in.....*Mr. E & U.N. Owen open the door and let BRB in. They then close the door. Jessica is seated next to Seth. Jessica: What do you want now, Boiler Room Brawler?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 30, 2010 22:01:01 GMT -5
*Outside WWCF Headquarters* BRB, dressed in his ring attire, looks up at the building, and then down to the note scrawled on a piece of scratch paper. He walks inside, an uneasy look upon his face. *Inside WWCF Headquarters* A receptionist spots Boiler Room Brawler walk in. She's slightly startled, and slightly starstruck at the same time. Receptionist: Boiler Room Brawler, what are you doing here? BRB: I was told that if I were to take up any grievances on my part that I was supposed to take it up with HQ. This is HQ, right? Receptionist: Yes... The receptionist hits a speaker phone. Receptionist: Mister Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler would like to speak with you. Seth: Send him in.....*Mr. E & U.N. Owen open the door and let BRB in. They then close the door. Jessica is seated next to Seth. Jessica: What do you want now, Boiler Room Brawler?OOC: We already did an exchange involving this post - I was booked for the Chamber of Horrors at Night of the Wrestling Zombies.
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Post by Kris Kobain on Jul 31, 2010 0:11:16 GMT -5
KrisKobain@tweeter posted via internet
"Even headless chickens need rest."
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 31, 2010 0:21:40 GMT -5
Seth: Send him in.....*Mr. E & U.N. Owen open the door and let BRB in. They then close the door. Jessica is seated next to Seth. Jessica: What do you want now, Boiler Room Brawler? OOC: We already did an exchange involving this post - I was booked for the Chamber of Horrors at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. OOC - Sorry I took this as recent
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 31, 2010 0:28:05 GMT -5
OOC: It's cool.
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