WWCF In Character Thread Roleplay/Promos Thread 4

[Seth Drakin of Monster Crap]

*We see Seth & Jessica have just watched Amigo's promo and afterwards, the two look at each other.*

Jessica: Okay.....I have one question.

Seth: I swear to you, I never gave gave that order!!!!

Jessica: That wasn't the question I was going to ask. I was going to ask if this psycho expects us to believe Amigo and Juan Friend are two different people?

Seth: Sorry, I had a brain fart there as that promo was so insane. And no, I dont believe those are two different people. But nice to know he stole the glasses from Bubba Ray Dudley.

Jessica: Actually, I think those glasses belonged to Jamison.

Seth: Good old school reference there.

Jessica: So what do we plan to do about this.

Seth: Easy.....I going to make a Hardcore Title Match between Smokin' Voukin and Amigo. It will be.....

Jessica: Let's just wait until the Battle Bowl matches are done before you make that official.

[Viva]

So once again I'm sent up shit creek without a paddle by none other than Seth Drakin. When I lose, and I'm just playing the odds here, basic probability says I will lose, what have you accomplished, Seth? You think by stacking the odds so high against me that you're coming out on top? It just makes you look like a pussy, and frankly, that's what you are. You're so hellbent, so disgusted by how good I am that you'll cheat to keep me down. Well, whatever. You can rest assured that next week I am going to fight until my knuckles are bloodied and my energy is drained. I won't fail, because regardless of what happens to me, and regardless of what happens to my opponents, I WILL win the Championship of Honor and prove once and for all that no matter how god damn much you hate me and everything I stand for, I am every bit as good as I say I am, even when I play by your rules.

[hossfan]

(Michael Muffer is working on an ellpitical runner in the WWCF Gym)

Muffer (singing to himself): You could travel the world...But nothing comes close....To the Golden Coast....Once you party- GAH!!

(Caleb Fourchon steps in front of machine and stares blankly at Muffer. He's carrying a stained burlap sack in one hand.)

Muffer (removing his earphones): What do you want?!

Fourchon: Where Jonathan Michaels?

Muffer (stops running): I don't know. Not here.

Fourchon: He was here. Ah smell him. His girlfriend too. (sniffs the air) His girlfriend smell niiice.

(Muffer looks terrified)

Fourchon: You see Michaels you say Ah'm lookin for him.

Muffer: Sure! You bet, big guy.

(Fourchon walks off. Muffer sighs, then jumps when the ellipitcal machine beeps because he has stopped running. He puts his earplugs back in and slowly begins exercising again).

[Deleted]

The General? He's my partner?! What. The. Hell?!

[General Adam]

Aug 3, 2010 10:22:18 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

The General? He's my partner?! What. The. Hell?!

*The General is in the lockeroom when he hears the card, and he is still naked.*

Me and Evil-M? Who booked this crap?

*Bongo grunts*

No Bongo, I will not put clothes on until I get a title shot. You hear the WWCF chairman? No title shot means no clothes!

[Deleted]

Aug 3, 2010 10:26:54 GMT -5 General Adam said:

Aug 3, 2010 10:22:18 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

The General? He's my partner?! What. The. Hell?!

*The General is in the lockeroom when he hears the card, and he is still naked.*

Me and Evil-M? Who booked this crap?

*Bongo grunts*

No Bongo, I will not put clothes on until I get a title shot. You hear the WWCF chairman? No title shot means no clothes!

I am not teaming with a naked guy!

[Square]

So this was a "random drawing", and has nothing to do with the fact that No Heroics: The Non American Heroes Story is being released in a few weeks?

[Fiddleford H. McGucket]

Aug 3, 2010 0:22:47 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

Aug 2, 2010 23:50:43 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

*In the back with the WWCF World Hardcore Openweight Title*

Ah, it's a nice belt. Much better around my waist then that pansy.

But, I know, I know: People think I'm not the real Champion. Well, punks, I have a surprise for you. Allow me to introduce a man to you. He's relatively new to the WWCF World and part of a brand new thing. Ladies and Gentlemen, the General Manager of the Committee of the WWCF World Hardcore Openweight Title, Juan S. Friend!

*A TV is turned on, and on a white screen, Amigo with a pair of glasses is shown*

Hello. I am here to inform the WWCF that effective immediately, Smokin' Vokoun has been stripped of the Title by order of WWCF Comossioner Seth Drakin, and the title has been awarded to John S. Amigo as the now-current Champion.

Thank you.

See? I'm the Champion now, and I'm going to defend my new belt next week!

Oh, and Smokin', don't even bother complaning to the management, as it's written and stone and ink now. Maybe if you weren't such a big pussy whining and bitching about BRB then focusing on yourself, the Top brass would have not needed to cancel your s***storm of a reign.

We see Smokin Vokoun tearing up a locker room. He picks up a bench off the floor and breaks it in too

Amigo....oh Amigo you think your such a real man. I KNOW YOUR HIDING LIKE THE CHICKEN S*** THAT YOU ARE!!!! I know that the only reason you had to steal MY Hardcore belt..is that you know...deep down that you can't beat me. You know you can't beat me, so that's why you and that goon Man in Black attacked me. That's the kind of man you really are Amigo....a little worm THAT'S ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!!!

But I have to admitt, you were right about ONE thing....that I guess I worried to much about Boiler Room Brawler....I was vulerable at Botch at the Beach...and I was vulerable last night...THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! Because Amigo you have unleashed a monster deep inside of me that CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!! I've never hated a man as much as I hate you....because you took away the only thing that I had....my belt. But you may have taken my belt, but I'm still the Hardcore CHampion, You know, I know THE WWCF GALAXY KNOWS IT DAMN IT!!!!

*He starts to giggle loudly*

And you know Amigo....I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR YOU AND YOUR LOSER GOONS!!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA! I don't know whether to Thank Amigo or bash his friggin Brains in......Finally, the brutal Voukoun of old is returned to us, and all it took was for someone to steal his belt. When I heard them announce us as partners I was scared.....scared I'd get the whimpering, simpering, crawlin' and bawlin' "Mah buddy got Fried" Voukoun that's been disgracing the WWCF these past few weeks. I was scared I'd have to beat Square and Starshine alone with only the Book of Madness to protect me. BUT......you snapped, and I get the brawling, beating, bludgeoning, Original Hardcore Hero, the one and only TRUE Hardcore Champion. The man that could probably beat both MiB and Amigo if it came to that, and I hope for both our sakes that you stay that way......












or ELSE.

[Neo Het Is Evil Dead]

So apparently I have a match with the man in black and I have to say I'm quite happy because I'm pretty sure a man whose too much of a coward to show his face or tell people his name is a communist and I love beating up communist.Hell , I'd say fourty-eight percent of the reason I'm a wrestler is too beat up communist. Seriously I don't know what heaven is like but I imagine it's something like Communist-Wack-A-Mole where I get one of those mallets you see in bugs bunny cartoons and get to spend the rest of enternity bludgeoning communist.



So next monday when I get into the WWCF ring for the first time and ruthlessly beat the man in black into a bloody pulp it'll be like I'm in heaven , beating up communist for AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!


Oh and I see miss madness is too much of a little school girl to come up with a comeback to me.

[Jonathan Michaels]

Jonathan and Sara are in the back.

So your new partner is the creepy Cajun guy?

Apparently so, but you know, he's pretty tough, so maybe it can all work out.

Michael Muffer walks up to the duo.

Jonathan, Fourchon is looking for you.

If you see him, tell him we'll be up on the roof.

[Square]

Aug 3, 2010 11:38:00 GMT -5 Fiddleford H. McGucket said:

Aug 3, 2010 0:22:47 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

We see Smokin Vokoun tearing up a locker room. He picks up a bench off the floor and breaks it in too

Amigo....oh Amigo you think your such a real man. I KNOW YOUR HIDING LIKE THE CHICKEN S*** THAT YOU ARE!!!! I know that the only reason you had to steal MY Hardcore belt..is that you know...deep down that you can't beat me. You know you can't beat me, so that's why you and that goon Man in Black attacked me. That's the kind of man you really are Amigo....a little worm THAT'S ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!!!

But I have to admitt, you were right about ONE thing....that I guess I worried to much about Boiler Room Brawler....I was vulerable at Botch at the Beach...and I was vulerable last night...THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! Because Amigo you have unleashed a monster deep inside of me that CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!! I've never hated a man as much as I hate you....because you took away the only thing that I had....my belt. But you may have taken my belt, but I'm still the Hardcore CHampion, You know, I know THE WWCF GALAXY KNOWS IT DAMN IT!!!!

*He starts to giggle loudly*

And you know Amigo....I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR YOU AND YOUR LOSER GOONS!!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA! I don't know whether to Thank Amigo or bash his friggin Brains in......Finally, the brutal Voukoun of old is returned to us, and all it took was for someone to steal his belt. When I heard them announce us as partners I was scared.....scared I'd get the whimpering, simpering, crawlin' and bawlin' "Mah buddy got Fried" Voukoun that's been disgracing the WWCF these past few weeks. I was scared I'd have to beat Square and Starshine alone with only the Book of Madness to protect me. BUT......you snapped, and I get the brawling, beating, bludgeoning, Original Hardcore Hero, the one and only TRUE Hardcore Champion. The man that could probably beat both MiB and Amigo if it came to that, and I hope for both our sakes that you stay that way......












or ELSE.

OK kid let's give you a quick lesson, you and Vokoun have never wrestled as a tag team before and are not tag team wrestlers. Vokoun is a hardcore wrestler while you are a singles guy. Not only are you going up against one half of the current tag team champions, and a 2 time holder of the gold, your also going up against a man who has held this belt twice. And oh yeah, we're one of the greatest tag teams in WWCF history. And yes there is tension, but for one night only The Revolution of Evolution will be happy to put it aside to earn that spot at Battlebowl.

You promote madness, and by saying you can defeat Square and Starshine single handedly proves that you are as mad as a hatter.

[hossfan]

Aug 3, 2010 16:56:46 GMT -5 Jonathan Michaels said:

Jonathan and Sara are in the back.

So your new partner is the creepy Cajun guy?

Apparently so, but you know, he's pretty tough, so maybe it can all work out.

Michael Muffer walks up to the duo.

Jonathan, Fourchon is looking for you.

If you see him, tell him we'll be up on the roof.

(Fourchon goes up to the roof still carrying his burlap sack)

Now dat Boss Drakin say we partners to make peace dis for you and Miss Sara. It five pounds of Cousin Nermy's hogs head cheese.

(Holds out the fairly pungent bag for them to take)

You say dat your envie is to become Grand Slam Champion. Me, Ah want to win Hardcore Belt. You former Hardcore Champion. See where Ah'm goin wit dis?

[Johnny B. Decent]

Aug 3, 2010 0:22:47 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

Aug 2, 2010 23:50:43 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

*In the back with the WWCF World Hardcore Openweight Title*

Ah, it's a nice belt. Much better around my waist then that pansy.

But, I know, I know: People think I'm not the real Champion. Well, punks, I have a surprise for you. Allow me to introduce a man to you. He's relatively new to the WWCF World and part of a brand new thing. Ladies and Gentlemen, the General Manager of the Committee of the WWCF World Hardcore Openweight Title, Juan S. Friend!

*A TV is turned on, and on a white screen, Amigo with a pair of glasses is shown*

Hello. I am here to inform the WWCF that effective immediately, Smokin' Vokoun has been stripped of the Title by order of WWCF Comossioner Seth Drakin, and the title has been awarded to John S. Amigo as the now-current Champion.

Thank you.

See? I'm the Champion now, and I'm going to defend my new belt next week!

Oh, and Smokin', don't even bother complaning to the management, as it's written and stone and ink now. Maybe if you weren't such a big pussy whining and bitching about BRB then focusing on yourself, the Top brass would have not needed to cancel your s***storm of a reign.

We see Smokin Vokoun tearing up a locker room. He picks up a bench off the floor and breaks it in too

Amigo....oh Amigo you think your such a real man. I KNOW YOUR HIDING LIKE THE CHICKEN S*** THAT YOU ARE!!!! I know that the only reason you had to steal MY Hardcore belt..is that you know...deep down that you can't beat me. You know you can't beat me, so that's why you and that goon Man in Black attacked me. That's the kind of man you really are Amigo....a little worm THAT'S ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!!!

But I have to admitt, you were right about ONE thing....that I guess I worried to much about Boiler Room Brawler....I was vulerable at Botch at the Beach...and I was vulerable last night...THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! Because Amigo you have unleashed a monster deep inside of me that CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!! I've never hated a man as much as I hate you....because you took away the only thing that I had....my belt. But you may have taken my belt, but I'm still the Hardcore CHampion, You know, I know THE WWCF GALAXY KNOWS IT DAMN IT!!!!

*He starts to giggle loudly*

And you know Amigo....I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR YOU AND YOUR LOSER GOONS!!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Appears somehow on Smokin's TV*


Heh heh heh, you know I kind of was expecting a better respond then your cliched "RARH I KILL YOU! VOKOUN SMASH!" crap, but seeing on how you are dreadfully uninspiried as a person, I should not be too suprised.

But I digress. You see, as former Champion you are entitled to a title shot against me, but I get to choose the stip, and it will burn you off the WWCF like a tick.


Also, who is the re-re that booked my match this week?

[Square]

Aug 3, 2010 18:16:06 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Aug 3, 2010 0:22:47 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

We see Smokin Vokoun tearing up a locker room. He picks up a bench off the floor and breaks it in too

Amigo....oh Amigo you think your such a real man. I KNOW YOUR HIDING LIKE THE CHICKEN S*** THAT YOU ARE!!!! I know that the only reason you had to steal MY Hardcore belt..is that you know...deep down that you can't beat me. You know you can't beat me, so that's why you and that goon Man in Black attacked me. That's the kind of man you really are Amigo....a little worm THAT'S ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!!!

But I have to admitt, you were right about ONE thing....that I guess I worried to much about Boiler Room Brawler....I was vulerable at Botch at the Beach...and I was vulerable last night...THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! Because Amigo you have unleashed a monster deep inside of me that CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!! I've never hated a man as much as I hate you....because you took away the only thing that I had....my belt. But you may have taken my belt, but I'm still the Hardcore CHampion, You know, I know THE WWCF GALAXY KNOWS IT DAMN IT!!!!

*He starts to giggle loudly*

And you know Amigo....I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR YOU AND YOUR LOSER GOONS!!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Appears somehow on Smokin's TV*


Heh heh heh, you know I kind of was expecting a better respond then your cliched "RARH I KILL YOU! VOKOUN SMASH!" crap, but seeing on how you are dreadfully uninspiried as a person, I should not be too suprised.

But I digress. You see, as former Champion you are entitled to a title shot against me, but I get to choose the stip, and it will burn you off the WWCF like a tick.


Also, who is the re-re that booked my match this week?

So The Man in Black is a member of the Hate Machine, quick question WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Who the hell is he and why did he cost Nature's Finest the Inter Forum championship?

[Johnny B. Decent]

Aug 3, 2010 18:27:31 GMT -5 Square said:

Aug 3, 2010 18:16:06 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

*Appears somehow on Smokin's TV*


Heh heh heh, you know I kind of was expecting a better respond then your cliched "RARH I KILL YOU! VOKOUN SMASH!" crap, but seeing on how you are dreadfully uninspiried as a person, I should not be too suprised.

But I digress. You see, as former Champion you are entitled to a title shot against me, but I get to choose the stip, and it will burn you off the WWCF like a tick.


Also, who is the re-re that booked my match this week?

So The Man in Black is a member of the Hate Machine, quick question WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Who the hell is he and why did he cost Nature's Finest the Inter Forum championship?

He's always been on my side, but since he talks so little, he never brings it up.

And well, it was a Triple Threat match, to be fair.

[Square]

Aug 3, 2010 18:30:48 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Aug 3, 2010 18:27:31 GMT -5 Square said:

So The Man in Black is a member of the Hate Machine, quick question WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?! Who the hell is he and why did he cost Nature's Finest the Inter Forum championship?

He's always been on my side, but since he talks so little, he never brings it up.

And well, it was a Triple Threat match, to be fair.

It was a singles match, he ran in and used Boiler's wrench to knock The Hero of Billions out cold

[smokinvokoun]

Aug 3, 2010 18:16:06 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Aug 3, 2010 0:22:47 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

We see Smokin Vokoun tearing up a locker room. He picks up a bench off the floor and breaks it in too

Amigo....oh Amigo you think your such a real man. I KNOW YOUR HIDING LIKE THE CHICKEN S*** THAT YOU ARE!!!! I know that the only reason you had to steal MY Hardcore belt..is that you know...deep down that you can't beat me. You know you can't beat me, so that's why you and that goon Man in Black attacked me. That's the kind of man you really are Amigo....a little worm THAT'S ABOUT TO BE CRUSHED!!!!!

But I have to admitt, you were right about ONE thing....that I guess I worried to much about Boiler Room Brawler....I was vulerable at Botch at the Beach...and I was vulerable last night...THAT WON'T EVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!! Because Amigo you have unleashed a monster deep inside of me that CAN'T BE STOPPED!!!!! I've never hated a man as much as I hate you....because you took away the only thing that I had....my belt. But you may have taken my belt, but I'm still the Hardcore CHampion, You know, I know THE WWCF GALAXY KNOWS IT DAMN IT!!!!

*He starts to giggle loudly*

And you know Amigo....I'M GONNA GO LOOK FOR YOU!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL FOR YOU AND YOUR LOSER GOONS!!!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU WISH YOU HAD A TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN GO BACK IN TIME AND KILL YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU WERE EVEN BORN. BECAUSE I'M GONNA KILLLLLLLLLLLLL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Appears somehow on Smokin's TV*


Heh heh heh, you know I kind of was expecting a better respond then your cliched "RARH I KILL YOU! VOKOUN SMASH!" crap, but seeing on how you are dreadfully uninspiried as a person, I should not be too suprised.

But I digress. You see, as former Champion you are entitled to a title shot against me, but I get to choose the stip, and it will burn you off the WWCF like a tick.


Also, who is the re-re that booked my match this week?

Hmmm...you know what you are Amigo?

(Talks in a mock cutesy voice)
You are just like a little 5 year girl who finds a tiara, puts it on your pretty little head and walks around town proclaiming that "YOUR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!"

Well...Amigo....YOUR NOT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION AND YOUR NOT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!!!.....but your some kind of queen.

[Johnny B. Decent]

Aug 3, 2010 19:02:21 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

Aug 3, 2010 18:16:06 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

*Appears somehow on Smokin's TV*


Heh heh heh, you know I kind of was expecting a better respond then your cliched "RARH I KILL YOU! VOKOUN SMASH!" crap, but seeing on how you are dreadfully uninspiried as a person, I should not be too suprised.

But I digress. You see, as former Champion you are entitled to a title shot against me, but I get to choose the stip, and it will burn you off the WWCF like a tick.


Also, who is the re-re that booked my match this week?

Hmmm...you know what you are Amigo?

(Talks in a mock cutesy voice)
You are just like a little 5 year girl who finds a tiara, puts it on your pretty little head and walks around town proclaiming that "YOUR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!"

Well...Amigo....YOUR NOT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION AND YOUR NOT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!!!.....but your some kind of queen.

Ever so sorry, but the General Manager of the Committee of the Title has spoken, and as such, you are no longer the Champ in any sense of the word.

Not that you were much of one to begin with.

[smokinvokoun]

Aug 3, 2010 19:23:45 GMT -5 Johnny B. Decent said:

Aug 3, 2010 19:02:21 GMT -5 smokinvokoun said:

Hmmm...you know what you are Amigo?

(Talks in a mock cutesy voice)
You are just like a little 5 year girl who finds a tiara, puts it on your pretty little head and walks around town proclaiming that "YOUR THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!"

Well...Amigo....YOUR NOT THE HARDCORE CHAMPION AND YOUR NOT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAD!!!!!.....but your some kind of queen.

Ever so sorry, but the General Manager of the Committee of the Title has spoken, and as such, you are no longer the Champ in any sense of the word.

Not that you were much of one to begin with.

Amigo....where ever you are you better make sure that you have guards protecting your weak ass 24/7 because when I get my hands on you..I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GRAB THAT SKINNY LITTLE NECK OF YOURS AND RIP IT CLEAR OFF YOUR SPINE.......or is that too "cliched" for you? I could do even worse.

[Fiddleford H. McGucket]

Aug 3, 2010 13:44:44 GMT -5 Neo Het Is Evil Dead said:

So apparently I have a match with the man in black and I have to say I'm quite happy because I'm pretty sure a man whose too much of a coward to show his face or tell people his name is a communist and I love beating up communist.Hell , I'd say fourty-eight percent of the reason I'm a wrestler is too beat up communist. Seriously I don't know what heaven is like but I imagine it's something like Communist-Wack-A-Mole where I get one of those mallets you see in bugs bunny cartoons and get to spend the rest of enternity bludgeoning communist.



So next monday when I get into the WWCF ring for the first time and ruthlessly beat the man in black into a bloody pulp it'll be like I'm in heaven , beating up communist for AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!


Oh and I see miss madness is too much of a little school girl to come up with a comeback to me.

Well Major, I haven't responded because I've had FAR more important things to worry about. As many have said, The Smokin' One and Myself have one hell of a match this monday while you simply have to deal with some pissant that refuses to show his face. Simply put.....you're beneath my notice, and furthermore.....I've no real problem with you beyond your somewhat xenophobic ranting, and it's not the ranting as much as the xenophobia. Hell, I kinda like the ranting and were it not for the fact that you hide behind the mask of "patriotism" I might even agree with some of your points but that's neither here nor there.