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Post by General Adam on Aug 3, 2010 22:28:18 GMT -5
*The General is in his office. Still naked*
*Sigh* I guess that me wearing no clothes and getting a title shot plan didn't work out like I hope it would.
*The General puts his clothes back on*
I wonder what other shenanigans I could get myself into?
*All of a sudden the door opens and a man in a white coat steps in the office.*
Dr. Duck: There you are Billy! I've been looking for you for two years.
Billy?......Who's Billy?
Dr. Duck:Well....you are. Your name is Billy Shoes. Your a patient and the local mental hospital.
That's crazy! I'm the General of the monkey army.
Dr. Duck: No you're not Billy. You see during the war you were hit really hard in the head when a coconut fell from a tree, and for some odd reason when you woke up you said you were a general of the monkey army. We believe you said this because the first thing you saw when you woke up was a monkey.
You're lying! I help defeat the platypus army!
Dr. Duck: Ah yes the platypus thing. We never figured out why you hate them so much.
We? Who's we?
*Both Tinkers and Bongo take off their heads to show that they are people.*
Dr. Duck: We ask this midget porn actress and WWE superstar Mark Henry to help us.
*The General looks at the midget porn actress*
You mean our love is a lie?
Midget porn actress: No it's not Billy! I love you since the first time we meet. I want to marry you.
I...I....don't know what to think. I'm so confused.
*Looks at Mark Henry*
Why are you helping?
Mark Henry: The gave me $5,000 dollars and a lifetime supply of Little Debbie oatmeal cream pies.
Oh. So......now what?
TO BE CONTINUTED.....
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 3, 2010 23:26:11 GMT -5
God. F******. Dammit.
M.O.P.? Seriously? Of all the people I could team with, you give me M.O.P.? You might as well give me a twig as a tag team partner, it'd be just as effective.
But never mind, eh. They can try to screw me over, but this is just a battle I'll have to win on my own. I've had some brutal matches with Jonathan Michaels before, and we've traded victories, but I'm afraid your momentum stops here. I've got something to prove, and what better way than by kicking your ass while your little girlfriend watches on, powerless to stop it.
As for this Caleb Fourchon guy...whatever. Just another flash in the pan that is all hype and no substance. I'm gonna take out all my frustrations on this guy, and maybe then he'll realise what it takes to be in the WWCF.
Seth, I know you did this intentionally. I know you gave me M.O.P. because for some reason you don't want to reward me for the efforts I've put in for this company for over a year now. So, I hope you watch this match closely, for you are seeing a new Headbanger Man. A more aggressive, more focused athlete than ever before. And if M.O.P. should conspire to let me down, which is a very distinct possibility being that he's forgotten everything he ever knew about wrestling, then I'll still be demanding opportunities until you finally listen.
Michaels and Caleb - I hope you two prepare well for this one. I'm gonna bring one hell of a fight to both of you.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 3, 2010 23:45:25 GMT -5
*The General, Dr. Duck, the midget porn actress, and Mark Henry are still in the office*
So you mean to tell me that everything about my life from my army days to now has been a lie?
Dr. Duck: Yes Billy.
But what about all of the monkeys that follow me?
Dr. Duck: All midgets too.
*All of the midgets take off their monkey costumes*
Wow....How in the hell did I miss that?
Dr. Duck: Drugs
Oh.......but there's a little problem now. What's my gimmick?
Dr. Duck: Gimmick?
Yeah I need a gimmick. I am a wrestler you know.
Dr. Duck: Well you can still call yourself the General of the Monkey Army. You just need a real monkey.
Where can I find a real monkey?
Dr. Duck: I have one just for you. He may look a little familiar.
*Mark Henry opens up a box and out pops a monkey*
He.....he looks like Bingo. My first monkey.
Dr. Duck: He is Billy. You see when he died I dug him up and reanimated him.
You disturbed a grave of a monkey? Have you not heard of the legend of the Voodoo monkey god Koko?
Dr. Duck: The what?
*Dr. Duck suddenly explodes into bananas*
Well...that was different.
midget porn actress: Billy...do you still love me?
Of course I do Tinkers...or whatever your name is. You're still my wife, but Mark I must say with a heavy heart...that you cannot be my bodyguard anymore.
*A tear stats to form in Henry's eyes*
Mark Henry: I understand, but I will cherish are moments together.
*The General and Mark Henry hug and Mark Henry slowly walks to the door*
I will to Mark....I will to.
*The General and Jane (The midget porn actress/Tinker) kiss and they to walk to the door*
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 4, 2010 2:00:15 GMT -5
So next Monday night it's the Lethal Lottery and my tag team partner is Dream Warrior and we will be facing Viva in a handicap match. Last week at Botch at the Beach, Viva and myself took it to each other all over that beach but once again I came up short. Viva earned my respect and I earned his but all that goes right back out the window next week as once again step into the ring against each other where the winner goes onto Battle Bowl.
Now Dream Warrior and I have not been in contact yet but once we do we will definitely start training together and get our timing down for this match as there is no way I am losing another match to Viva. I am slowly regaining my confidence and i want to thank TheSam for that as ever since last night he has been talking to me and showing me video of how I climbed to the top of this company and my climb back to the top continues next week on NiteRaw in the Lethal Lottery.
Viva, I came so close to beating you last week but once again I came up short. I know how to beat you Viva and I am going to do just that next Monday night. Dream Warrior and I are going to work as a unit and beat you down and maybe even to a bloody pulp but no matter how bad we beat you down, we will defeat you and advance to Battle Bowl. Viva, all I have to say is, sorry bout your damn luck!
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Post by Viva on Aug 4, 2010 14:09:43 GMT -5
So next Monday night it's the Lethal Lottery and my tag team partner is Dream Warrior and we will be facing Viva in a handicap match. Last week at Botch at the Beach, Viva and myself took it to each other all over that beach but once again I came up short. Viva earned my respect and I earned his but all that goes right back out the window next week as once again step into the ring against each other where the winner goes onto Battle Bowl.
Now Dream Warrior and I have not been in contact yet but once we do we will definitely start training together and get our timing down for this match as there is no way I am losing another match to Viva. I am slowly regaining my confidence and i want to thank TheSam for that as ever since last night he has been talking to me and showing me video of how I climbed to the top of this company and my climb back to the top continues next week on NiteRaw in the Lethal Lottery.
Viva, I came so close to beating you last week but once again I came up short. I know how to beat you Viva and I am going to do just that next Monday night. Dream Warrior and I are going to work as a unit and beat you down and maybe even to a bloody pulp but no matter how bad we beat you down, we will defeat you and advance to Battle Bowl. Viva, all I have to say is, sorry bout your damn luck! |
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 4, 2010 18:17:03 GMT -5
Jonathan and Sara are in the back. So your new partner is the creepy Cajun guy?Apparently so, but you know, he's pretty tough, so maybe it can all work out.Michael Muffer walks up to the duo. Jonathan, Fourchon is looking for you.If you see him, tell him we'll be up on the roof.(Fourchon goes up to the roof still carrying his burlap sack) Now dat Boss Drakin say we partners to make peace dis for you and Miss Sara. It five pounds of Cousin Nermy's hogs head cheese. (Holds out the fairly pungent bag for them to take) You say dat your envie is to become Grand Slam Champion. Me, Ah want to win Hardcore Belt. You former Hardcore Champion. See where Ah'm goin wit dis? |
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 5, 2010 0:19:04 GMT -5
Are you really underestimating Dream Warrior? I get that he's a rookie but he is a tough competitor and he will definitely show you how tough he is. Viva, I am going to do whatever it takes to get to Battle Bowl and what makes you so sure that Dream Warrior and I aren't going to double team you all match? Between now and Monday night Viva, I am going to train with Dream Warrior and teach him all I know about tag team wrestling so that way come bell time, we will be a well functioning unit. Viva, again, sorry bout your damn luck!!
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Post by hossfan on Aug 5, 2010 5:52:33 GMT -5
(Fourchon goes up to the roof still carrying his burlap sack) Now dat Boss Drakin say we partners to make peace dis for you and Miss Sara. It five pounds of Cousin Nermy's hogs head cheese. (Holds out the fairly pungent bag for them to take) You say dat your envie is to become Grand Slam Champion. Me, Ah want to win Hardcore Belt. You former Hardcore Champion. See where Ah'm goin wit dis?(stares blankly for a long time) Ah don't know who are dose two guys, but Monday we destroy MOP and de Head Banger Man to git into Battle Bowl match. Ah guarantee it. |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 5, 2010 6:36:29 GMT -5
Well what do you know. Looks like my good ol' friend Amigo is paired up with me. It's a reunion of sorts. I find it kinda odd that Amigo hasn't voiced his disdain for this pairing, but I expect him to be full of himself like always and pretend like he doesn't care 'cause he's cool like that. Well, as always, I'll be expecting some sort of blind side or ambush. Seriously, he talks about me being predictable? I'm gonna have eyes in the back of my head, pal.
Just like old times, eh?
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 5, 2010 10:00:45 GMT -5
So Hangman isn't talking much, well, no on in my match is talking much... So I guess I'll do the talking. Here's the deal gentlemen. While it looks like I'm just chillin in the tag ranks these days, I still have my eyes on the gold and there is only one way for me to get to the mountain top again and that's through winning Battlebowl. Now, things haven't been going good for me as of late, but just like Tyfo showed, with one move, anything can happen and anything can change.
Now, onto my pet project at this time, BRB. I'm waiting for ya at the the WWCF Nuclear Plant buddy, where are ya?
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Post by The Hangman on Aug 5, 2010 11:53:43 GMT -5
So Hangman isn't talking much, well, no on in my match is talking much... So I guess I'll do the talking. Here's the deal gentlemen. While it looks like I'm just chillin in the tag ranks these days, I still have my eyes on the gold and there is only one way for me to get to the mountain top again and that's through winning Battlebowl. Now, things haven't been going good for me as of late, but just like Tyfo showed, with one move, anything can happen and anything can change. Now, onto my pet project at this time, BRB. I'm waiting for ya at the the WWCF Nuclear Plant buddy, where are ya? |
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 5, 2010 12:03:17 GMT -5
So Hangman isn't talking much, well, no on in my match is talking much... So I guess I'll do the talking. Here's the deal gentlemen. While it looks like I'm just chillin in the tag ranks these days, I still have my eyes on the gold and there is only one way for me to get to the mountain top again and that's through winning Battlebowl. Now, things haven't been going good for me as of late, but just like Tyfo showed, with one move, anything can happen and anything can change. Now, onto my pet project at this time, BRB. I'm waiting for ya at the the WWCF Nuclear Plant buddy, where are ya? Well look, whether we like each other or not, we need to work together for either of us to have a chance at winning Battlebowl. |
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Post by Viva on Aug 5, 2010 13:11:40 GMT -5
Are you really underestimating Dream Warrior? I get that he's a rookie but he is a tough competitor and he will definitely show you how tough he is. Viva, I am going to do whatever it takes to get to Battle Bowl and what makes you so sure that Dream Warrior and I aren't going to double team you all match? Between now and Monday night Viva, I am going to train with Dream Warrior and teach him all I know about tag team wrestling so that way come bell time, we will be a well functioning unit. Viva, again, sorry bout your damn luck!! |
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 5, 2010 14:43:55 GMT -5
Look Viva, it may not be tornado rules but I am able to break up pins and submissions as long as I get out of the ring by a five count. Then again, I may not tag in Dream Warrior at all or if I do, we will use quick tags in and out to keep us fresh and wear you down. You are right Viva that a loss to you in this handicap match would be crippling and I just can't allow that to happen. I am going to do anything and everything I can to make sure that I get into Battle Bowl. After Monday night, another brutal chapter will be written in the Viva/Naitch feud and hopefully this chapter will end with my hand raised in victory!
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Post by Viva on Aug 5, 2010 15:03:59 GMT -5
Look Viva, it may not be tornado rules but I am able to break up pins and submissions as long as I get out of the ring by a five count. Then again, I may not tag in Dream Warrior at all or if I do, we will use quick tags in and out to keep us fresh and wear you down. You are right Viva that a loss to you in this handicap match would be crippling and I just can't allow that to happen. I am going to do anything and everything I can to make sure that I get into Battle Bowl. After Monday night, another brutal chapter will be written in the Viva/Naitch feud and hopefully this chapter will end with my hand raised in victory! |
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 5, 2010 15:34:10 GMT -5
I am expecting you to bend the rules and if you didn't it wouldn't be you. A lot is on the line here in this match with neither one of us giving an inch to the other. Once again I am expecting a blood bath as we both will do whatever it takes to obtain victory. Viva, I am going to do whatever I can to make sure that you don't win and to make things a little more interesting, if you pin me, I will leave the WWCF until September 1st. What do you say to that?
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Post by Viva on Aug 5, 2010 19:15:58 GMT -5
I am expecting you to bend the rules and if you didn't it wouldn't be you. A lot is on the line here in this match with neither one of us giving an inch to the other. Once again I am expecting a blood bath as we both will do whatever it takes to obtain victory. Viva, I am going to do whatever I can to make sure that you don't win and to make things a little more interesting, if you pin me, I will leave the WWCF until September 1st. What do you say to that? |
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 5, 2010 20:13:17 GMT -5
So Both Miss Madness and The Man In Black are being very quiet. I guess that means I'm right and they are evil dirtbag mega-loser communist.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 5, 2010 21:02:21 GMT -5
So Both Miss Madness and The Man In Black are being very quiet. I guess that means I'm right and they are evil dirtbag mega-loser communist. |
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 5, 2010 21:13:31 GMT -5
Maybe he doesn't like to speak alot because he don't know alot of englishbecause he was born in russia and is a communist spy. An if he is a communst then i'll prove it this monday when I package piledrive him off of the top rope and paralyze him for the rest of his life for AMERICA , HELL YEAH ,AMERICA!!!!!!
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