Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 6, 2010 9:50:43 GMT -5
Major.....I'll respond to you in due time.....I'd much rather bide my time and formulate a response rather than simply shoot off at the mouth and react like some.
The Way of Madness knows no nationality, It has no home other than the dark places in one's soul. That may seem like an odd Idea but it allows those on the Path to strike without warning, to surprise those that take solace in the cold sterile comfort of sanity.
Be glad that your opponent has remained silent Major, that he has busied himself with other concerns. You may even be able to eke out a win while he's distracted.
After BattleBowl Major, I shall deal with you appropriately, and you will learn that patriotism makes for a poor defense against the Way of Madness
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 6, 2010 11:05:52 GMT -5
Well I guess we now know madness is a codeword for communism! By the way patriotism is a poor defense to communism? What about LIBERTY AND HONOR AND RESPECT AND DEDICATION AND FREEDOM?! Look here boy THESE COLORS DON'T RUN! THESE COLORS GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE AND POUND IT INTO A LIQUID AND PUT A STRAW IN IT AND DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. THESE COLORS DRINK IT ALL UP!.
Oh and don't try to tell me "Madness" doesn't have a nationally because it does and that nationally is COMMUNISM!! Don't talk to me like I'm some sort of idiot forigner. I'm an American and I can see through your evil communist lies. That's one of the superpowers all americans have , you pig disgusting illegal immigrant.
I mean I'll be glad to go all General Patton on your behind after Battlebowl. I mean you're such a communist idiot you probably don't even know who Patton is. Well let me tell you who he is...Patton is like The Flash and Iron Man all rolled up into one driving a tank through europe killing nazi for AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 6, 2010 14:56:53 GMT -5
BRB:
Vokoun, thank you for sticking up to me. After seeing your beatdown last Monday, as well as how you took it to that Man in Black at Botch at the Beach, I'll say that I respect you and appreciate your efforts to fight for my honor, regardless of my memory of it.
And I don't appreciate your comments very much, Amigo. I mean, if I was the third double champion in this company's history, how could I possibly have been stupid?
But next week I'm teamed up with you, Colt. You saw my best at Botch at the Beach, but rest assured that I'm already better thanks to my training with Jazzman. He's been teaching me the basics like armbars and headlocks.
We have a tough battle ahead of us from the looks of it, but I've got your back and I'll give it my all to snatch victory next Niteraw, just you see Colt!
Jazzman is but the first step to a new BRB; one that is better than the last, who picked himself back up by the bootstraps and fought against amnesia. The old BRB became a double champion, but I guarantee you all, WWCF Galaxy, that the new BRB will become World Champion!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 7, 2010 9:05:27 GMT -5
Well I guess we now know madness is a codeword for communism! By the way patriotism is a poor defense to communism? What about LIBERTY AND HONOR AND RESPECT AND DEDICATION AND FREEDOM?! Look here boy THESE COLORS DON'T RUN! THESE COLORS GET ALL UP IN YOUR FACE AND POUND IT INTO A LIQUID AND PUT A STRAW IN IT AND DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE. THESE COLORS DRINK IT ALL UP!. Oh and don't try to tell me "Madness" doesn't have a nationally because it does and that nationally is COMMUNISM!! Don't talk to me like I'm some sort of idiot forigner. I'm an American and I can see through your evil communist lies. That's one of the superpowers all americans have , you pig disgusting illegal immigrant. I mean I'll be glad to go all General Patton on your behind after Battlebowl. I mean you're such a communist idiot you probably don't even know who Patton is. Well let me tell you who he is...Patton is like The Flash and Iron Man all rolled up into one driving a tank through europe killing nazi for AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!! A few (Mildly OOC) points before I continue. 1. I am a citizen of the United States, Born and raised in the Great state of North Carolina 2. Patton was always willing to try to learn the Native culture's ways to better himself as a General, rather than blindly bluster onward. 3. Iron Man is/was a Megalomaniacal drunk 4. Which Flash exactly? Jay Garrick (Powered by an Imp), Barry Allen (Deadish), Wally West, or Bart Allen (Too Young)
Anyhoo, I've said it many times Major, I've no real beef with you aside from your aggressive methods. I believe that we even have a common mentality of madness, yours just manifests itself under the guise of misguided patriotism. Believe me, you're jumping at shadows Major. You're seeing threats where there are none, and when the REAL threat does appear you'll be spent from fighting phantoms.
A part of me is in awe of your relentless dedication to your cause...but as it is so unfocused and simply consists of you lashing out at these percieved enemies to Liberty, Justice and the American Way. You're less Patton and more Joe McCarthy.
Back to the Matter at handisn't this Monday your first official match? You are challenging the Prophet of Madness without first proving yoursef in the ring? You truly are a brave individual, either that or a very stupid one. I will wait for you Major, in 3 weeks I will meet you in that squared circle and while you've been barking in the dark.....I'll Bite.(
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 7, 2010 9:58:11 GMT -5
Oh you'll bite me? Like a dog? LIKE THE COMMUNIST DOG THAT YOU ARE?!!!! Oh and me and you are nothing alike. I'm an intelligent American who fights for freedom and honor and you're a traitor who enjoys commitng treason and is most likely a communist russian spy.
Also how the hell can I be seeing shadows where there are none? Are you saying there aren't russian spies in america? Because there was a pretty big story on the news awhile ago that proves I'm right.
By the way , Why the heck do I need to prove myself in the ring? I'M AN AMERICAN! ALL AMERICANS ARE GREAT WRESTLERS AND FIGHTERS. Randy Corture , Kurt Angle , Mark Coleman , Matt hughes. All great fighters and wrestlers and also all American. I don't need to prove myself to some little marxist who can't even see the error of his evil evil socalist ways. I don't need to do that because i'm an American and you should treat me with respect just like you should treat all great highly intelligent americans.
AND HOW DARE YOU INSULT TONY STARK?!! SO WHAT IF HE LIKES TO DRINK FROM TIME TO TIME?! ALL GREAT AMERICANS LIKE TO DRINK AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH EXCESSIVE DRINKING. IT'S ONE OF THE MANY RIGHTS THE FOUNDING FARTHERS WERE SO PROUD OF. I MEAN HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF SAM ADAMS BEER?Oh wait of course you haven't because you're too busy chugging vodka like the dirty evil russian scumbag you are.
P:S There's only two things that come from North Carolina and I don't see no horns on you boy , so I guess we all know what that means.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 7, 2010 10:55:14 GMT -5
Oh you'll bite me? Like a dog? LIKE THE COMMUNIST DOG THAT YOU ARE?!!!! Oh and me and you are nothing alike. I'm an intelligent American who fights for freedom and honor and you're a traitor who enjoys commitng treason and is most likely a communist russian spy. Also how the hell can I be seeing shadows where there are none? Are you saying there aren't russian spies in america? Because there was a pretty big story on the news awhile ago that proves I'm right. By the way , Why the heck do I need to prove myself in the ring? I'M AN AMERICAN! ALL AMERICANS ARE GREAT WRESTLERS AND FIGHTERS. Randy Corture , Kurt Angle , Mark Coleman , Matt hughes. All great fighters and wrestlers and also all American. I don't need to prove myself to some little marxist who can't even see the error of his evil evil socalist ways. I don't need to do that because i'm an American and you should treat me with respect just like you should treat all great highly intelligent americans. AND HOW DARE YOU INSULT TONY STARK?!! SO WHAT IF HE LIKES TO DRINK FROM TIME TO TIME?! ALL GREAT AMERICANS LIKE TO DRINK AND THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH EXCESSIVE DRINKING. IT'S ONE OF THE MANY RIGHTS THE FOUNDING FARTHERS WERE SO PROUD OF. I MEAN HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF SAM ADAMS BEER?Oh wait of course you haven't because you're too busy chugging vodka like the dirty evil russian scumbag you are. P:S There's only two things that come from North Carolina and I don't see no horns on you boy , so I guess we all know what that means.
(OOC: Warning....the following contains several logical fallacies, strawman positions/opinions and pointless paranoia. Thought Discretion is advised)
You sir......are a bigger madman than me. (A) You can't even seem to tell when someone is attempting to agree with you (The aggression thing I mentioned) (B) The State is Either Texas or Oklahoma, depending on whether the person slinging the insults is from the latter or the former.
Back on point......there's a matter I'd like to discuss. In what branch of the military are you a Major? Is America even your REAL name, or merely a pseudonym to hide your own filthy ways. Obviously only someone that has something to hide would thow up so large a smokescreen to obfuscate thier true identity. Perhaps you're the true spy.....trying to throw off the WWCF Galaxy and appeal to the hearts and minds of those that TRULY love America by appealing to the basest sense of insecurity and fear. I'm just a convenient scapegoat to mask your own insecurity that the land you love has sunk into depravity.
Major, We're 2 sides of the same coin. We both love this land, you're trying to save it by preaching an intolorent message of paranoia and I'm trying to save it by preaching the word of Madness. I believe in America, Apple Pie, and Old Glory, I also believe that only by descending into madness and examining the darkest side of ourselves can we grow stronger.
Major America......I almost like you, you're Mad like me. Lost and afraid of the expanding world, you cling to the Old Fashioned values in a vain and desperate attempt to make sense of the Changing times. Your madness is one of Cold War America, when it was as simple as Duke and Snake Eyes taking on the easily seen badguys of COBRA, of being able to simply hate "The Reds" because you were TOLD they were evil and corrupt.
Now it's 2010 and the enemy isn't so easy to see, so you MAKE him easy to see. Everyone that isn't the same as you HAS to be the enemy by default, you can justify it later. Soon however you're left with no allies.....ALONE.....and everyone you've alienated with your aggression DOES become your enemy. Then Major....can you afford to fight aginst the World? Can you really fight against EVERYONE? You haven't even managed to step into the ring and you've managed to try to Piss off everyone else, The only difference is that I took your bait and I'm going to be the first to come after you. You want a challenge Major? Keep running your mouth, and soon enough the entire WWCF will line up to shut it, break it, or stop it entirely.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 7, 2010 11:20:36 GMT -5
First off , I WAS IN THE ARMY!! I WENT TO VIETNAM AND I DIDN'T SEE MY FRIEND CHARLES HAVE HIS LEGS BLOWN OFF AND EATING BY CROCODILES FOR YOU TO QUESTION WEATHER OR NOT I'M A REAL MAJOR. I DIDN'T BURN DOWN VILLAGES AND SHOOT OX FOR YOU TO QUESTION ME! YOU UNDERSTAND ME??And what the hell are you going on about? Cold war America? I don't care about that. I'm not talking about communist like the KGB and stuff , I'm talking about communist like china!!!. An yes I can see the enemy...Like China , North Korea , Iran , Saudi Arabia. YEAH I CAN SEE THAT AND NO I'M NOT MAKING IT AS SIMPLE AS SOME CRAPPY LITTLE TOYLINE. YOU NEED TO GET WITH THE TIMES AND REALIZE THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD HATES AMERICA AND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BLOW UP RUSSIA OR SERBIA!!!! I WANT TO BLOW UP EVERY COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH OTHER THEN AMERICA. I WANT THE CHINESE AND THE SPANISH AND THE ENGLISH TO BOW TO THE AMERICAN WAY AND LIVE LIVES FILLED WITH FREEDOM AND HONOR AND LIBERTY! AND I'M SICK TIRED OF COMMUNIST TRAITORS LIKE YOU NOT REALIZING THAT WE EITHER BLOW UP THE REST WORLD OR ALLOW THERE GARBAGE TO SLIP INTO OUR OWN SOCIETY.
YOU ARE SCUM AND YOU ARE GARBAGE. YOU ARE EVERYTHING WRONG THIS COUNTRY. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WE'RE OVERRUN WITH ILLEGALS AND WE OUTSOURCE ALL OUR JOBS YOUR FOREIGNERS. I was in Vietnam! I know what people in other countries are like. THEY'RE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE PIG DISGUSTING AND WE'RE GLORIEST AMERICA AND WE HAVE INVADE THERE COUNTRY SO THAT WE CAN SAVE THE VERY FEW OF THEM THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A DAMN.
I'm not clinging to old world values. I'm clinging to liberty and justice and honor and the constitution. Oh and of course I can fight the rest of the world. I'M AMERICAN! I CAN FIGHT EVERYBODY AND ANYBODY AT ONCE You think my values are old and unpopular? Then why don't you tell that to Tea Party? Because there's alot of them and my values and dreams are pretty popular with them. You are the sheep. You are the man who has been mislead into hating the American dream. To think that we need to get inline with in the rest of the world INSTEAD OF SETTING THE RULES FOR THE REST WORLD. WE ARE AMERICA! WE ARE GREATNESS! AND WE SHOULD RULE THE WORLD! THEY SHOULD FEAR! THEY SHOULD THE HATE IN OUR HEARTS AND THE BITTERNESS AND OUR SOULS!!!!!1 WE'RE AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OCC: I think the Major might be more insane then Neo Het and to be honest...The Major kinda scares me.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 7, 2010 11:30:46 GMT -5
Whoa......Chill out my good sir. No need to have a coronary over little old me. Given how the MiB has vexed BRB, Vokoun, and others you're in for enough on Monday without me. Just hope Smokey and I win our Lethal Lotto Match, I'd HATE to have nothing to do that next week and be itching for a fight.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 7, 2010 11:56:09 GMT -5
I'm AMERICAN! WE ARE NOT CALM LEVEL HEADED PEOPLE. BEING CALM AND LEVEL HEADED DOES NOT FREE YOU FROM ENGLISH TYRANNY! IT DOES NOT HELP YOU DEFEAT THE GERMANS IN WORLD WAR TWO. BEING AND ANGRY AND BRUTAL AND AGRESSIVE IS WHAT HELPS YOU DO THOSE THINGS AND THAT'S WHAT I AM. I AM A VIOLENT MACHINE THAT FIGHTS FOR AMERICA AND I WILL SHOW ANYONE WHO GETS IN THAT RING NO MERCY BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT A TRUE AMERICAN WOULD DO.
I WILL RIP A FLAG POLE OUT OF THE GROUND , BEAT THE MAN IN BLACK INTO A COMA WITH IT AND THEN DEPORT HIM TO RUSSIA OR CHINA OR MEXICO OR WHEVER THE HECK HE COMES FROM! I WILL BURN THE FLAG OF HIS COUNTRY AT HIS FUNERAL AFTER I STRANGLE HIM TO DEATH WITH MY BAREHANDS AND I'LL DO IT FOR AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!! You have not seen war and you have not seen agression and distate and bitterness until you've stepped into the ring with a real American hero. I will die in that ring defending my country! I would rather have the man in black kill me then lose to him. I WILL NOT GIVE UP BECAUSE THE FOUNDING FATHERS DIDN'T AND BECAUSE THE MARINES ON NORMANDY. I WILL NEVER GIVE UP BECAUSE I AM AN AMERICAN HERO!!!!!! AND I WILL SHOW YOU NO MERCY.
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 7, 2010 15:23:17 GMT -5
Well, this is awkward.
This Monday, I take my first step towards winning the Grand Slam, and look who's standing in my way.
My old friend M.O.P and my old rival Headbanger Man.
Obviously I'm going to feel bad about keeping Matt out of Battlebowl, but it can't be helped, because you see, lately I've let my personal relationships hold me back in the ring, preventing me from achieving my true potential, but Caleb and I will stop at nothing to qualify for Battlebowl, this much I promise.
So, Matt, Banger, just know that it's nothing personal when your chances for Battlebowl . . . Fade To Black.
And, Cut.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 7, 2010 16:45:34 GMT -5
God. F******. Dammit.
M.O.P.? Seriously? Of all the people I could team with, you give me M.O.P.? You might as well give me a twig as a tag team partner, it'd be just as effective.
But never mind, eh. They can try to screw me over, but this is just a battle I'll have to win on my own. I've had some brutal matches with Jonathan Michaels before, and we've traded victories, but I'm afraid your momentum stops here. I've got something to prove, and what better way than by kicking your ass while your little girlfriend watches on, powerless to stop it.
As for this Caleb Fourchon guy...whatever. Just another flash in the pan that is all hype and no substance. I'm gonna take out all my frustrations on this guy, and maybe then he'll realise what it takes to be in the WWCF.
Seth, I know you did this intentionally. I know you gave me M.O.P. because for some reason you don't want to reward me for the efforts I've put in for this company for over a year now. So, I hope you watch this match closely, for you are seeing a new Headbanger Man. A more aggressive, more focused athlete than ever before. And if M.O.P. should conspire to let me down, which is a very distinct possibility being that he's forgotten everything he ever knew about wrestling, then I'll still be demanding opportunities until you finally listen.
Michaels and Caleb - I hope you two prepare well for this one. I'm gonna bring one hell of a fight to both of you. You make excuses about how you lose match before you even have match? Head Banger Man, you are joke. How you stay Tag Team Champion for so long? And even more funny you say you will take frustrations out on me. Ha. Monday night Ah will crack your skull open like bad pecan. After, Ah snap MOP's spine so me and Jonathan Michaels kin be in Battle Bowl match. All you git to do Head Banger Man is watch WWCF Pay Per View on de TV, if your doctor lets.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 7, 2010 17:09:11 GMT -5
God. F******. Dammit.
M.O.P.? Seriously? Of all the people I could team with, you give me M.O.P.? You might as well give me a twig as a tag team partner, it'd be just as effective.
But never mind, eh. They can try to screw me over, but this is just a battle I'll have to win on my own. I've had some brutal matches with Jonathan Michaels before, and we've traded victories, but I'm afraid your momentum stops here. I've got something to prove, and what better way than by kicking your ass while your little girlfriend watches on, powerless to stop it.
As for this Caleb Fourchon guy...whatever. Just another flash in the pan that is all hype and no substance. I'm gonna take out all my frustrations on this guy, and maybe then he'll realise what it takes to be in the WWCF.
Seth, I know you did this intentionally. I know you gave me M.O.P. because for some reason you don't want to reward me for the efforts I've put in for this company for over a year now. So, I hope you watch this match closely, for you are seeing a new Headbanger Man. A more aggressive, more focused athlete than ever before. And if M.O.P. should conspire to let me down, which is a very distinct possibility being that he's forgotten everything he ever knew about wrestling, then I'll still be demanding opportunities until you finally listen.
Michaels and Caleb - I hope you two prepare well for this one. I'm gonna bring one hell of a fight to both of you. You make excuses about how you lose match before you even have match? Head Banger Man, you are joke. How you stay Tag Team Champion for so long? And even more funny you say you will take frustrations out on me. Ha. Monday night Ah will crack your skull open like bad pecan. After, Ah snap MOP's spine so me and Jonathan Michaels kin be in Battle Bowl match. All you git to do Head Banger Man is watch WWCF Pay Per View on de TV, if your doctor lets. I'm not making an excuse. Have you seen M.O.P. lately? Dude's forgotten more about wrestling than Boiler Room Brawler. It doesn't matter though because - and let me put this so you understand...
I be takin' you out, boy. You and de Jon Michaels feller.
Listen, I've seen people like you come and go. I've heard empty threats like you're giving countless times. All I'm worried about is putting you down with the Blastbeat Bomb, and advancing to the Battlebowl. Its about time I was recognised around here - just ask our world champion, a guy I've beaten so many times its almost ridiculous. However, if M.O.P. gets his clumsy ass beaten, I'll find a way to make my mark regardless.
So be gettin' dat trew ya noggin, pal.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2010 20:47:50 GMT -5
So, not only am I teaming with a nutjob, I'm teaming with a nutjob who doesn't even realize how much of a nutjob he really is.
Well, General or Billy or whoever the hell you are. I will stop at nothing to make it to Battle Bowl. Screw this up for me...
And there will be hell to pay. And you will pay it...
WITH HONOR!!!
FOR FRANCE!!!!
DO IT FOR YELLOW JACKET!!!!
AMIGO IS A DISGUSTING, SLITHERING, DISEASE RIDDEN CRETIN!!!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 7, 2010 21:35:07 GMT -5
First off , I WAS IN THE ARMY!! I WENT TO VIETNAM AND I DIDN'T SEE MY FRIEND CHARLES HAVE HIS LEGS BLOWN OFF AND EATING BY CROCODILES FOR YOU TO QUESTION WEATHER OR NOT I'M A REAL MAJOR. I DIDN'T BURN DOWN VILLAGES AND SHOOT OX FOR YOU TO QUESTION ME! YOU UNDERSTAND ME??And what the hell are you going on about? Cold war America? I don't care about that. I'm not talking about communist like the KGB and stuff , I'm talking about communist like china!!!. An yes I can see the enemy...Like China , North Korea , Iran , Saudi Arabia. YEAH I CAN SEE THAT AND NO I'M NOT MAKING IT AS SIMPLE AS SOME CRAPPY LITTLE TOYLINE. YOU NEED TO GET WITH THE TIMES AND REALIZE THAT EVERYBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD HATES AMERICA AND WANTS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM. I JUST DON'T WANT TO BLOW UP RUSSIA OR SERBIA!!!! I WANT TO BLOW UP EVERY COUNTRY ON PLANET EARTH OTHER THEN AMERICA. I WANT THE CHINESE AND THE SPANISH AND THE ENGLISH TO BOW TO THE AMERICAN WAY AND LIVE LIVES FILLED WITH FREEDOM AND HONOR AND LIBERTY! AND I'M SICK TIRED OF COMMUNIST TRAITORS LIKE YOU NOT REALIZING THAT WE EITHER BLOW UP THE REST WORLD OR ALLOW THERE GARBAGE TO SLIP INTO OUR OWN SOCIETY. YOU ARE SCUM AND YOU ARE GARBAGE. YOU ARE EVERYTHING WRONG THIS COUNTRY. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE WHY WE'RE OVERRUN WITH ILLEGALS AND WE OUTSOURCE ALL OUR JOBS YOUR FOREIGNERS. I was in Vietnam! I know what people in other countries are like. THEY'RE ANIMALS AND THEY'RE PIG DISGUSTING AND WE'RE GLORIEST AMERICA AND WE HAVE INVADE THERE COUNTRY SO THAT WE CAN SAVE THE VERY FEW OF THEM THAT ARE ACTUALLY WORTH A DAMN. I'm not clinging to old world values. I'm clinging to liberty and justice and honor and the constitution. Oh and of course I can fight the rest of the world. I'M AMERICAN! I CAN FIGHT EVERYBODY AND ANYBODY AT ONCE You think my values are old and unpopular? Then why don't you tell that to Tea Party? Because there's alot of them and my values and dreams are pretty popular with them. You are the sheep. You are the man who has been mislead into hating the American dream. To think that we need to get inline with in the rest of the world INSTEAD OF SETTING THE RULES FOR THE REST WORLD. WE ARE AMERICA! WE ARE GREATNESS! AND WE SHOULD RULE THE WORLD! THEY SHOULD FEAR! THEY SHOULD THE HATE IN OUR HEARTS AND THE BITTERNESS AND OUR SOULS!!!!!1 WE'RE AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OCC: I think the Major might be more insane then Neo Het and to be honest...The Major kinda scares me. OOC: So wait, you were Neo Het? Nice to see you go completely off character from usual.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 8, 2010 4:27:13 GMT -5
We see Smokin Vokoun sitting down in his basement. Tim Hoss is also there and sitting with him.
Wrestling fans, I'm here with WWCF Hardcore Champion Smokin Vokoun. Smokie, we all saw what Amigo did last Monday Night stealing your hardcore belt. And despite his claims that he is the new Hardcore Champion, we all no that's not the case.[/color]
Smokin Vokoun: Gorilla.....have you ever lost something that was more important than life itself? Well the Hardcore belt...THAT WAS STOLEN FROM ME BY THAT SCUMMY SON OF A BITCH AMIGO...MEANT EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! You see Gorilla, I don't think people truely understand the amount of loss I feel inside of me. When I won that Hardcore Title back in April....I actually owned something that was special. I know I've called that belt a piece of junk....BUT IT WAS MY PIECE OF JUNK!!! That belt signified that I belonged in this world THAT I BELONGED IN THE WWCF!!! Because Gorilla, not every WWCF "Superstar" gets to call himself a champion. AND I AM STILL THE CHAMPION!!! DON'T YOU FORGET THAT AMIGO!!! And sooner or later Im gonna get that belt back, oh you can parade it around like a pussy, but I'm gonna find you. I will chase you around the world to get that belt back. And you can beat me up all you want, Amigo. But I keep coming....and coming....and coming....AND COMING!!!!! I will keep getting back up and ready to kick your ass. And you know that I can kick your ass Amigo. So you better watch your back and don't think your Human Hate Machine goons will save your prissy ass, because they will die as well.[/color]
Hoss: Speaking of the Human Hate Machines and speaking of one of their members, this Monday night you and the "Prophet of Madness" Madman Mulligan take on the returning Ryan Starshine and one half of the WWCF Tag Team Champs....Square in a Lethal Lottery Match. How are you gonna keep your mind on that match?[/color]
Vokoun: It's really quite simple Gorilla. I've already made Square tap out once to my Mandible Claw so I know I can beat that chump. And Starshine....I know I can beat that so called Legend. But how will I keep my mind in the match? Well it's even more simple....when I see Square...I SEE AMIGO!!!! Square the moment I lay my eyes on you in that ring all I will be seeing is Amigo's stupid mask. It will be like if I'm starving and I see your body as a giant chicken...AND I WILL CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU OUT!!!! And Mad Man, I know your gonna be my partner and it could be the best thing that happend to us or a disaster....either way..I'M NOT GONNA LET US LOSE!!!! I'M TOO MAD TO LOSE AND SO ARE YOU!!!!!!!! Mad Man, your gonna find out what it's like to be close to TRUE MADNESS!!!! BECAUSE I'M AS CRAZY THEY F***** COME!!!!! So Amigo, I hope you watch out match on Monday because when Square gets his JAW RIPPED OUT.....just remember one thing. Smokin Vokoun isn't jokin.[/color]
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 8, 2010 10:22:20 GMT -5
This Monday night I team with Lil Naitch to take on Viva, your a tough guy Viva and arguably my toughest challenge yet here. I know your probally gonna cut a promo saying how i am a loser and how I have only ever one match and how i was fired and brought back or how i was squashed in one match, or how I never won a singles match yet, and your right But every time i got knocked down i got back up. I been beaten by Kris kobain I been attacked by Caleb, so due your worst viva cause I will get back up and be back week after week. This Monday tho i got a heck of a partner one of the top stars here Lil Naitch who is a former champion with an amazing partner like him having my back I think the results this Monday will say winner Dream warrior and Lil Naitch.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 8, 2010 16:11:09 GMT -5
I WAS IN NAM'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Square on Aug 8, 2010 16:38:26 GMT -5
Voukoun, you can pretend that the Revolution of Evolution is Amgio but you would put yourself in serious danger because The Heartbreaking Hero is better than Amigo. Be crazy if you want, join the Way of Madness but get ready for your head to be kicked in
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 8, 2010 16:41:49 GMT -5
You're slipping Major......generally it takes you twice that long to say nearly half that much
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 8, 2010 16:49:44 GMT -5
I volunteered. I dropped out of college, told 'em I wanted the infantry, combat, Vietnam.
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