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Post by General Adam on Aug 8, 2010 22:14:53 GMT -5
Well...I'm still trying to cope that I am not really a general of a monkey army, but I have to look on the bright side. Bingo is back, I have a beautiful wife(who I might say is a beast in the sack. I guess all those years as a midget porn actress helped), and I am somewhat sane. The only bad thing is that Mark Henry keeps on calling me. He wants to be my bodyguard, and I don't know why. He's making for more money in the WWE why in the hell would he come back here?
*The phone rings*
If it's Henry tell him I'm not here.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 9, 2010 18:12:56 GMT -5
Some people on the WWCF forum have asked "How would Major America fix America's current problems?:. Well I will tell you. First off , to fix the economy I would simply invade one of them pansy-boy countries and steal all of there money. What are they gonna do? They're filled with cowards and vermin. They're not gonna do anything and even if they try to WE'RE AMERICA AND WE WILL DESTROY THEM. I mean why are we paying Saudi Arabia for oil when we could simply stick a giant straw into there part of the earth and drink it all up? I don't mean to be xenophobic but these people don't deserve to handle GREAT AMERICAN CURRENCY, These people deserve to live lives of misery and desperation as long they refuse to follow our rules. America is like the big petty young jock in highschool.. It is America and The Jocks job to beat on the nerd so that the nerd can learn that most intelligent people don't care about fancy things like math and biology.
People care ABOUT FOOTBALL AND BRETT FARVE. THAT'S WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW. THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DIVIDE BY FIFTY-SEVEN! THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO BUY A BRAND NEW DODGE PICKUP TRUCK. THAT'S WHAT THEY WANNA KNOW AND THAT'S HOW I'D FIX EDUCATION. I'D TEACH KIDS ABOUT PICKUP TRUCKS AND NASCAR INSTEAD OF SILLY LITTLE GIRLY THINGS LIKE ENGLISH AND GEOGRAPHY. THE ONLY GEOGRAPHY YOU NEED TO KNOW IS WETHER OR NOT YOU'RE AN AMERICA BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN , YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND MOST LIKELY AN EVIL EVIL TERROIST.
I mean Jerry Jones is a gazillonare and you know what he cares about? HE CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL AND TONY ROMO. HE DON'T CARE ABOUT NO ALGEBRA OR CHESS. HE CARES ABOUT THE GREAT SPORT OF FOOTBALL AND TACKLING PEOPLE REALLY HARD. WHY DOES HE DO THAT?? BECAUSE HE'S A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH.
SO THE ANSWER IS I WOULD BULLY EVERY OTHER COUNTRY INTO GIVING US MONEY AND TEAC KIDS ABOUT FOOTBALL AND I'D DO IT FOR AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Square on Aug 9, 2010 19:22:04 GMT -5
Quick question, whose the WWCF tag team champions of the world?
*Looks down at title belt*
That's right it's Your Monday Night Treat and Hangman, the very essence of the name Human Hate Machine. And there is not a tag team in the WORLD that can defeat the pinnacle of tag team wrestling. Disagree? Prove it, next wee The Master of The Squareplosion is giving an open challenge to any two wrestlers on the roster to a Rage Against the Machine match. Rules are simple, you have 10 minutes to beat the tag team champions and if you can then at the next PPV you will receive a tag team match with any stipulation you want. But there's a catch, because we've beaten the Southwest Connection and we've obliterated the Heavy Metal Express, whoever accepts this match must have NEVER teamed before. Come and have a go if you think your hard enough
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 9, 2010 19:24:40 GMT -5
Quick question, whose the WWCF tag team champions of the world?*Looks down at title belt* That's right it's Your Monday Night Treat and Hangman, the very essence of the name Human Hate Machine. And there is not a tag team in the WORLD that can defeat the pinnacle of tag team wrestling. Disagree? Prove it, next wee The Master of The Squareplosion is giving an open challenge to any two wrestlers on the roster to a Rage Against the Machine match. Rules are simple, you have 10 minutes to beat the tag team champions and if you can then at the next PPV you will receive a tag team match with any stipulation you want. But there's a catch, because we've beaten the Southwest Connection and we've obliterated the Heavy Metal Express, whoever accepts this match must have NEVER teamed before. Come and have a go if you think your hard enough Oh Square your a legend but have you ever heard the term do not write checks you but cant cash why dont I find myself a Tag Partner and we have ourselves a little Tag Title Match cause I accept your Challenge! |
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 9, 2010 19:26:18 GMT -5
Some people on the WWCF forum have asked "How would Major America fix America's current problems?:. Well I will tell you. First off , to fix the economy I would simply invade one of them pansy-boy countries and steal all of there money. What are they gonna do? They're filled with cowards and vermin. They're not gonna do anything and even if they try to WE'RE AMERICA AND WE WILL DESTROY THEM. I mean why are we paying Saudi Arabia for oil when we could simply stick a giant straw into there part of the earth and drink it all up? I don't mean to be xenophobic but these people don't deserve to handle GREAT AMERICAN CURRENCY, These people deserve to live lives of misery and desperation as long they refuse to follow our rules. America is like the big petty young jock in highschool.. It is America and The Jocks job to beat on the nerd so that the nerd can learn that most intelligent people don't care about fancy things like math and biology. People care ABOUT FOOTBALL AND BRETT FARVE. THAT'S WHAT THEY CARE ABOUT AND THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT TO KNOW. THEY DON'T WANT TO KNOW HOW TO DIVIDE BY FIFTY-SEVEN! THEY WANT TO KNOW HOW TO BUY A BRAND NEW DODGE PICKUP TRUCK. THAT'S WHAT THEY WANNA KNOW AND THAT'S HOW I'D FIX EDUCATION. I'D TEACH KIDS ABOUT PICKUP TRUCKS AND NASCAR INSTEAD OF SILLY LITTLE GIRLY THINGS LIKE ENGLISH AND GEOGRAPHY. THE ONLY GEOGRAPHY YOU NEED TO KNOW IS WETHER OR NOT YOU'RE AN AMERICA BECAUSE IF YOU ARE NOT AN AMERICAN , YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON AND MOST LIKELY AN EVIL EVIL TERROIST. I mean Jerry Jones is a gazillonare and you know what he cares about? HE CARES ABOUT FOOTBALL AND TONY ROMO. HE DON'T CARE ABOUT NO ALGEBRA OR CHESS. HE CARES ABOUT THE GREAT SPORT OF FOOTBALL AND TACKLING PEOPLE REALLY HARD. WHY DOES HE DO THAT?? BECAUSE HE'S A TRUE AMERICAN HERO AND ONE OF THE MOST INTELLIGENT PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH. SO THE ANSWER IS I WOULD BULLY EVERY OTHER COUNTRY INTO GIVING US MONEY AND TEAC KIDS ABOUT FOOTBALL AND I'D DO IT FOR AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAIL THE MESSIAH OF MADNESS! ALL HAIL MAJOR AMERICA! HELL YEAH, AMERICA!
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Post by Square on Aug 9, 2010 19:30:44 GMT -5
Quick question, whose the WWCF tag team champions of the world?*Looks down at title belt* That's right it's Your Monday Night Treat and Hangman, the very essence of the name Human Hate Machine. And there is not a tag team in the WORLD that can defeat the pinnacle of tag team wrestling. Disagree? Prove it, next week The Master of The Squareplosion is giving an open challenge to any two wrestlers on the roster to a Rage Against the Machine match. Rules are simple, you have 10 minutes to beat the tag team champions and if you can then at the next PPV you will receive a tag team match with any stipulation you want. But there's a catch, because we've beaten the Southwest Connection and we've obliterated the Heavy Metal Express, whoever accepts this match must have NEVER teamed before. Come and have a go if you think your hard enough Oh Square your a legend but have you ever heard the term do not write checks you but cant cash why dont I find myself a Tag Partner and we have ourselves a little Tag Title Match cause I accept your Challenge! |
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 9, 2010 19:37:17 GMT -5
your right square you did but this time when i find my new partner we will beat you for the belts and I will Dedicate this to titan and my best friend so be cocky now square you wont be after i take your belts
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Post by Square on Aug 9, 2010 19:45:51 GMT -5
your right square you did but this time when i find my new partner we will beat you for the belts and I will Dedicate this to titan and my best friend so be cocky now square you wont be after i take your belts *Square holds the tag title right in front of Warrior's face* This is the closest you will EVER get to this title, and never kid yourself otherwise. This isn't cockiness, this is being right because even if you get the greatest wrestler of all time as your partner you will not defeat the Human Hate Machine, you will not win the Rage Against the Machine match and you will not get a tag title shout. Understand? |
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 9, 2010 19:47:38 GMT -5
That is what you think you took out my partner But you did not take me out I am standing right here and you offered a challenge to anyone and i am accepting it or are are you to scared cause deep down you know i could beat you any day of the week
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Post by Square on Aug 9, 2010 19:58:04 GMT -5
That is what you think you took out my partner But you did not take me out I am standing right here and you offered a challenge to anyone and i am accepting it or are are you to scared cause deep down you know i could beat you any day of the week |
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 9, 2010 20:02:48 GMT -5
I am and I know my partner will be to and square belive in me cause i was made for chasing dreams and next monday it will be at your expense!
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 9, 2010 20:26:47 GMT -5
Square I have found myself a Tag Team Partner who is not afraid of you and its someone who I know can help me beat you guys. and he is ready
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 9, 2010 20:45:38 GMT -5
That wasn't gibberish. It was plan old American but you couldn't understand it because you're a hippy and hippies . So let me explain to you what I was saying , Americans are Apex Predators and everyone else in every other country are the prey. It is the job of the American people to eat the prey or atleast to take what the prey has away from the prey.
Do you understand what I'm saying now? I mean lets say Americans are lions and saudi's are zerbas. What would a lion do if it saw a zebra with something it wanted? It'd kill it and take what it wanted and that's what America should do.America is broke and powerful , saudi arabia is rich yet weak so America should use it's power to take what saudi arabia has andbecome rich and powerful.
I don't understand what's so hard to get about this. I mean why should saudi arabia have like malls and stuff when Detroit is all run down like it is? IT SHOULDN'T. America should be richer then everybody else. That's just how the rules work. America is number one and should according to the rules of nature be more successful then everybody else and if you can't understand that , you're an idiot.
Maybe if you watched mor efox news instead of trying to learn math , you wouldn't be a moron. Seriously Glenn Beck best and the only teacher you ever need to listen to.
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Post by General Adam on Aug 9, 2010 21:16:00 GMT -5
If I remembered correctly Evil-M told me that if I mess up the match and he didn't get to be in the battle bowl that there will be hell to pay. Well Evil-M I didn't...you did. I know that your egotistical little mind will try to convince it's self that it was my fault and that you should have your revenge, but I'm gonna save you some time. Because of you getting counted out, we both lost a great opportunity, so I want a match next week. You do remember the hardcore challenge right? That's right I'm bringing it back, but this time I won't put Bingo on the line. Instead I'll give ya $1,000 dollars of my hard earn money, but you have to put something on the line too. Well Evil-M? How about it?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 9, 2010 21:36:03 GMT -5
If I remembered correctly Evil-M told me that if I mess up the match and he didn't get to be in the battle bowl that there will be hell to pay. Well Evil-M I didn't...you did. I know that your egotistical little mind will try to convince it's self that it was my fault and that you should have your revenge, but I'm gonna save you some time. Because of you getting counted out, we both lost a great opportunity, so I want a match next week. You do remember the hardcore challenge right? That's right I'm bringing it back, but this time I won't put Bingo on the line. Instead I'll give ya $1,000 dollars of my hard earn money, but you have to put something on the line too. Well Evil-M? How about it? *Pulls out a t-shirt* That's right! It's the super-rare Truth Coalition t-shirt, signed by both Yellow Jacket and myself! You can't get this anywhere else! So next Monday night, you better bring your A-Game if you want this baby!*Gives a cheesy thumbs up to the camera as we fade out* |
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 9, 2010 21:45:53 GMT -5
Hahahaha! I can't help but laugh at the fact that the communist in black tried to beat me by hitting me with a championship belt. Is he really stupid enough to think that would stop me?I'M A DAMN AMERICAN. HE COULD'VE RIPPED OFF BOTH MY ARMS AND COVERED ME IN NAPALM AND SET ME A FLAME AND IT WOULDN'T DONE NOTHING. I'M A DAMN AMERICAN WE DON'T GIVE UP JUST BECAUSE A COMMUNIST HITS WITH A BELT. Anyways....Major America is undefeated in the WWCF just like AMERICA the country is undefeated. Suck on that commies!!!!!
I beat the hell out of that socalist in black and I did it for AMERICA, HELL YEAH, AMERRRRRRICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
PS: If you want you little communist thumbsuck I'll give you a dang rematch with no DQ.HECK I'LL FIGHT YOU IN A DAMN CATCH LIKE ONE OF MIKE VICK'S PITBULL. I DON'T GIVE DAMN. YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA BEAT ME AND I WILL ALWAYS BEAT YOU FOR AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMERRRRICCCCCAAAAAAAAAAA.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 9, 2010 22:49:33 GMT -5
Finally, I can move past having to team with Sparks and come back to the office.
Now that I'm back, I demand a title defense, Mr. Friend. I also have a candidate in mind.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 9, 2010 23:27:46 GMT -5
BRB: Well, I didn't do so swell with Colt, Jazzman, but you have to admit, I haven't lost any matches since this amnesia kicked in. Two matches, two draws.
But that being said, I feel like I'm going to need singles competition to really test myself, for better or worse. Just tell me, BRB, who to practice my skills on and I'll face them.
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 10, 2010 9:26:44 GMT -5
BRB: Well, I didn't do so swell with Colt, Jazzman, but you have to admit, I haven't lost any matches since this amnesia kicked in. Two matches, two draws. But that being said, I feel like I'm going to need singles competition to really test myself, for better or worse. Just tell me, BRB, who to practice my skills on and I'll face them. It is curious that you haven't lost yet BRB, it's really interesting. The pieces are starting to come back together, but they aren't their yet. You're like a Rubik's cube with two sides done. With some careful manipulating you could be right back to the beginning again, or you could be even more messed up than before. As for an opponent, I think there is someone who would love to get in the ring with you. This man has been on fire as of late, including qualifying for Battle Bowl last night. I want to see you wrestle Caleb Fourchon, one of the hot up and comers in the company. he's a different kind of opponent BRB, one who will know how to take you down. This will be a good challenge. If he accepts, of course. |
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 10, 2010 11:57:39 GMT -5
Square.....that was a damn dirty trick you pulled last night, hell at least your partner had the cajones to TRY to congratulate his opponent on giving them a challenge. You....you attack Vokoun before the match, bloody him up, and handicap an already untested team. It sounds like you're desperate....Well next Monday, I'll return the favor and teach you that you don't mess with the Mad Man.
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