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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:13:41 GMT -5
If Vokun was a TRUE AMERICAN he woulda' invaded amigo's house , forced himself on his thirteen year old daughter, burned his house and took the belt. I mean that's what me and my buddies did in vietnam and we won that war seventeen to nothing.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Aug 10, 2010 19:19:13 GMT -5
If Vokun was a TRUE AMERICAN he woulda' invaded amigo's house , forced himself on his thirteen year old daughter, burned his house and took the belt. I mean that's what me and my buddies did in vietnam and we won that war seventeen to nothing. ... DAMN... Right? |
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:21:46 GMT -5
If Vokun was a TRUE AMERICAN he woulda' invaded amigo's house , forced himself on his thirteen year old daughter, burned his house and took the belt. I mean that's what me and my buddies did in vietnam and we won that war seventeen to nothing. ... DAMN... Right? Moar like AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMMMMMMMERICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA Btw I'm thankful for your support , Mr.Obama. |
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Post by Square on Aug 10, 2010 19:26:31 GMT -5
Moar like AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMMMMMMMERICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA Btw I'm thankful for your support , Mr.Obama. |
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Aug 10, 2010 19:30:39 GMT -5
Moar like AMERICA , HELL YEAH , AMMMMMMMERICCCCCCCAAAAAAAAA Btw I'm thankful for your support , Mr.Obama.
"Oh look he's black, he must be that other black guy I've heard of!" it's this racism that feuls me. I mean sureit's great that there.s a black president... But why does that have to be a big deal? Even when we run the country, you view us as something different from all of you. Which is why when I become Champion, my reign might start out with everyone viewing me as "the first black World Champion", but it won't be long until that changes to "the greatest champion of all time!"
Damn Right!
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:34:10 GMT -5
You haven't lived life until you've seen a brutally beaten sixtteen year old vietnamese girl zig-zagging her way through the jungle while trying to avoid M16 fire. That's the sort of the site that'd make any grown man cry tears of joy.
I miss vietnam sometimes...I'm glad a kidnapped a couple of there daughters and forced them to marry. It's like having a piece of the jungle at home...It's wonderful.
And before you even say it THAT IS NOT A WAR CRIME. THAT'S AMERICA PUNISHING PEOPLE FOR BEING COMMUNIST. AMERICA DOESN'T COMMIT WAR CRIMES! IT KICKS A**!
And Mr.Obama I understand why you're angry. Alot of people have said some mean things about you that I don't agree with but I don't apperciate being called an idiot. I fought for this country and i've killed for this country. I'm an AMERICAN WAR HERO! And an American war hero can not be an idiot. It's like one of your people being bad at basketball ,it's just impossible.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2010 19:38:18 GMT -5
Anyone else ready to convert yet? France really is lovely this time of year.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:41:48 GMT -5
Yeah join France and then come running back to MAGICAL AMERICA when world three breaks out. Because that's what France does when world wars break out they run to America and beg for our help. Maybe the next time we shouldn't help the little frog eatting sissies.
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Post by Square on Aug 10, 2010 19:44:50 GMT -5
America sucks and baseball is boring.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:47:02 GMT -5
If it wasn't for people like me and george patton , you'd be speaking german right now Evil M. HuH? You want to be german , boy? You wanna wear leederhosen and send people to concentration camps. Is that what you want M? Didn't think so. So why don't you shut your mouth about AMERICA and open history book and learn that America has saved the rest of the world from disaster numerous times. Korea , Vietnam , The Cold War , World War Two and One. How many times has France saved the world?None because they're weak and pathetic and need our to help to exist.
Oh and BTW square , Baseball does suck THAT'S WHY FOOTBALL IS AMERICA'S NEW PAST TIME. but why am I even responding to you?? You're a forigner. You're probably autistic. I mean the english are so stupid they can't even brush there own teeth.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2010 19:51:40 GMT -5
Listen you twit. I'm an American history buff. I know all about everything America has done. I also know how badly they screwed up most of the recent wars, mostly because of nutjobs like you. If that's the way this country is headed, I'm more than happy to flee the sinking ship.
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Post by Square on Aug 10, 2010 19:54:54 GMT -5
What's wrong with being autistic?
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 19:57:24 GMT -5
Oh you're an american history buff? What history books have you read? Probably some garbage written by some down syndrome-ridden forigner. Why don't you come enter the no spin zone and actually learn about the history of our country? Oh wait you probably don't want to because you're a fairy-boy forigner and you're scared of how awesome America truly is.
Huh? Who was your history teacher? Because mine was Sarah Palin and Ann Coulter and they're always right. I bet you're history teacher was probably in wheel chair. Probably drooled on himself alot and had to hire a nurse to change his dirty underwear.
What's wrong with being autistic? Well first off , it probably means you're not american and secondly it means you can't talk well and you're probably like corky from life goes on.
Is that what you are square? Are you corky from life goes on?
Do you need to wear a helmet when you go outside and wear a bib when you eat? You probably do because you're not an american.
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Post by Square on Aug 10, 2010 20:06:26 GMT -5
Yeah, that's just offensive and I'm diagnosed with aspergers and a good mate, who happens to be a mod on these boards, has autism.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2010 20:49:12 GMT -5
Phew...what a match that was, huh? Can't believe we won that one, considering our track record. Can't say I didn't expect that Amigo would attack me after the match, but whatever. Also, is it me or does Jesse seem to hate me?...Ah, I guess it's alright. Not everyone can get along with you in this business. In fact, it seems I have more enemies than friends. Evil M hates me, Seth doesn't care that much for me, Michaels speared me off of a truck, so I guess he's on that list...oh yeah, Tyfo doesn't seem to like me either for some reason. Oh well. In this kind of business, what do ya expect?
Also, I would also like to say thanks to Jay Carroll for a competitive match. You took me to the limit and beyond. I would say, had it not been for Amigo's kneecap, I would've been counting the lights. I guess I should be greatful or something for that, but since it is Amigo, nah. So thanks again for that match. Oh and thanks again again for not freaking out and attacking me like Amigo and Mr. Whitey did. Hope we can tussle in the future.
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Post by Neo Het Is Evil Dead on Aug 10, 2010 20:54:08 GMT -5
First off , That's what you got being a forigner and secondly what the hell are you talking about? Moderator on what boards? This is the DAMN WWCF LOCKEROOM. Have you lost your mind or something , corky? Seriously you're starting to freak me out. You might be more insane then me and I didn't even think that could be possible.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 11, 2010 8:02:25 GMT -5
OOC: Doing a bit of math here......Major's at least in his 60s if his "I was in Vietnam" claims are true (Assuming College Dropout in 65/67 and he's 18/19 then, it's been 43 years minimum, it's put his age somewhere around 60-63)....and I'd tone it down by about a notch or 3 there. I've cut entire promos in half because of possibly skirting the no religion rule and have considered changing my gimmick on that note.
Now that the dressing down is taken care of......
Well, it seems as if I'm teamed with Dream Warrior to try to get ourselves a title match....How very....Fortuitous. I get my vengeance on that piece of human garbage Square and I get in the ring with the esteemed Hangman. Now I woon't be so naive as to think that Square won't try anything this week too to get an unfair advantage, I expect it this week and as such....I intend to talk to Mr. Seth Drakin to.....amend our match a bit.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 11, 2010 16:25:18 GMT -5
Seth: What the hell do you want Mad Man?
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Post by Viva on Aug 11, 2010 16:49:20 GMT -5
Are you happy now, Seth? Are you satisfied? Is that what you wanted to see? A man defeated with the odds stacked against him? Because that's what you got. I tried my damnedest not to lose, but when it was all said and done, I just couldn't overcome those odds. 'Naitch caught me with my guard down, and I have no one to blame but myself for that, well, and you of course. You basically cheated me out of a legitimate chance to win the title I covet. And for what? So you can giggle with your whore of an assistant? You may have won that battle, but this war is so far from over. And honestly, I think it'd be a great idea for you to employ a little extra security next week. You're on notice.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 11, 2010 17:44:24 GMT -5
So, I told M.O.P. - I'll handle the wrestling, but if those morons try and cheat, you step in. He couldn't even follow this, and now Caleb Fourchon has cheated his way into BattleBowl.
But that's not the point I'm gonna make right now. I've been treading water in WWCF for too long now, and I know why. Its this "Headbanger Man" bollocks. Its living the rock 'n' roll lifestyle, with the groupies and the spandex and the magazines and the booze...these things are preventing me from acheiving my fullest potential here.
I need to think back to a time before I arrived in WWCF. I was a struggling musician living on the streets on London, constantly getting into fights with the lowest scum imaginable, having to survive on my wits. However, one day, I heard a song which changed everything. That song was "War Ensemble" by Slayer. The sound perfectly encapsulated the rage and frustration inside me at the time, and it inspired me to get into this business. If I'm gonna be a fighter my entire life, I might as well do it for a living.
Anyway, soon, as I got more experience, my tastes started to broaden. I started listening to bands like Entombed, Iced Earth, Venom and of course the masters that are Black Sabbath. It made me realise something. I have a lot in common with this music - started out from nothing and dismissed by many, too radical for the mainstream, a cult that only people who truly identify with the message will understand. Only recently it has truly dawned on me, like a bullet to the head...I am Metal.
Looking back, it sickens me to see what I had become. Motivated by money and the promise of instant gratification, instead of viewing the bigger picture. Making music that on reflection is nothing more than meaningless trash, designed to cater to the kind of scumbags that I had been dealing with back home. Living a lie - a filthy lie. Sure, it got me a tag title reign, but I could only carry D-Day Dave so far. Deep down, even he will tell you that is the truth.
So, from now on, I'm a changed man. In tribute to the music that essentially saved me from an existence that could only be described as hellish, I will became the human embodiment of Metal. Like its style has adapted so much over the decades since it began, I too will constantly adapt my style with each match. If I've been listening to Dillinger Escape Plan, I'll work a technical style. If I've been listening to a bit of Gorerotted, I'll want to mutilate somebody.
You are looking at a new age. The age of...Metal.
Its only a matter of time before I amass an army of Metalheads to join me in my quest to reach the top of WWCF. To represent the community that I came to embrace in the best possible way.
I am Metal. See you in the pit.
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