Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 11, 2010 18:07:35 GMT -5
Seth: What the hell do you want Mad Man?
O-Ficial *Dum Da da dum!* Chief Morale Officer! *Jazzhands and sparklers*
Whatcha think? My Book of Madness has fortold of a great man allowing me to bring Madness thru Joy and laughter. You AREa great man aren you Mr Drakin?
OH PWEEEEEEEEESE MISSAH BOSSMAN! Don't make me beg! I'll be good and won't light anyone on fire unless they REAALY deserve it and I'll do whatever you say if you give me this completely thankless, pay-less, and honestly made-up position.......PWEEEEEEEESE? Pwetty Pweese? Wif lotsa Money on top? I still have a decent amount from my suit purchase and muffin binge. *Tries to do a big Smile, but only suceeds in doing something resembling Conrad Veidt from "The Man Who Laughs* |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 11, 2010 20:32:17 GMT -5
Seth: What the hell do you want Mad Man?
O-Ficial *Dum Da da dum!* Chief Morale Officer! *Jazzhands and sparklers*
Whatcha think? My Book of Madness has fortold of a great man allowing me to bring Madness thru Joy and laughter. You AREa great man aren you Mr Drakin?
OH PWEEEEEEEEESE MISSAH BOSSMAN! Don't make me beg! I'll be good and won't light anyone on fire unless they REAALY deserve it and I'll do whatever you say if you give me this completely thankless, pay-less, and honestly made-up position.......PWEEEEEEEESE? Pwetty Pweese? Wif lotsa Money on top? I still have a decent amount from my suit purchase and muffin binge. *Tries to do a big Smile, but only suceeds in doing something resembling Conrad Veidt from "The Man Who Laughs*
What would this position entail? |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 11, 2010 21:51:15 GMT -5
Well on the Fandom side it would mean manning a T-Shirt cannon and other "kooky" antics and Crowd Participation on the Wrestling side I would try to instill a sense of Happiness and Joy in the lockerroom, by force if necessary on some of the more.....depressed or otherwise mentally unstable individuals. I plan on being a f***ing ray of sunshine.....and if necessary the beatings will continue until morale improves.
Also......I person granted this position, especially one as.....grateful as myself, would probably be willing to act on any orders given to him by his superiors.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 12, 2010 6:39:09 GMT -5
Seth: I am going to have to say no, but that has not stopped Amigo from doing whatever the hell he wanted.
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Post by thesam07 on Aug 12, 2010 7:14:23 GMT -5
I'm going to say it right here, right now.
Littlenaitch will be a champion by December 31st 2010 23:59:59 pm. I guarantee.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2010 7:23:01 GMT -5
I understand Mr. Drakin, You won't endorse it...but if a Mad Man decides to police the morale of the WWCF Galaxy, you won't stop him
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 12, 2010 11:17:38 GMT -5
Seth: I am going to have to say no, but that has not stopped Amigo from doing whatever the hell he wanted. |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2010 11:35:43 GMT -5
Oh Well then....I guess my T-Shirt cannon is gonna have to go back into storage....along with my Rubber Chicken, my real Chicken, my unicycle, my Funnoodle, and my Blank Check for Seth Drakin.
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I Herby proclaim.....I'm now the Self-Proclaimed, Un-Official, Self-Ordained and Un-Authorized *Drumroll on nearby Wall* Commissioner of Fun! As such I'm going to rid the WWCF of Gloomy Guses, Sad Sacks and Negative Nellies! There will be fun in this Federation even if I have to beat it into it.
My idea of fun may seem extreme to a few of the more Terminally Depressed members of the WWCF Galaxy, but once you sublit to the way of fun....we'll get along like a house on fire.....with lots of pain and screaming
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 12, 2010 13:11:15 GMT -5
Ah thought De Jazz Man and Boiler Room Brawler were podnas, but den Ah hear he de one who put Brawler in match wit' me. Ah don't unnerstand. Do de Jazz Man owe Boiler Room Brawler money? Did Brawler sleep wit' his woman? It confuse me. BRB: Well Jazzman is training me, Mister Fourchon. I'm sure that he can help me, BRB, become the champion that I once was. And if he says that I should test my skills out on you, then far be it from me to challenge his opinions right now. I'll take you on, Mister Fourchon. I look forward to testing my training progress against you on the next Niteraw. |
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Square
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Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Aug 12, 2010 14:05:25 GMT -5
Oh Well then....I guess my T-Shirt cannon is gonna have to go back into storage....along with my Rubber Chicken, my real Chicken, my unicycle, my Funnoodle, and my Blank Check for Seth Drakin.
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I Herby proclaim.....I'm now the Self-Proclaimed, Un-Official, Self-Ordained and Un-Authorized *Drumroll on nearby Wall* Commissioner of Fun! As such I'm going to rid the WWCF of Gloomy Guses, Sad Sacks and Negative Nellies! There will be fun in this Federation even if I have to beat it into it.
My idea of fun may seem extreme to a few of the more Terminally Depressed members of the WWCF Galaxy, but once you sublit to the way of fun....we'll get along like a house on fire.....with lots of pain and screaming |
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 12, 2010 15:19:26 GMT -5
Oh Square.....lighten up, Smile for goodness sakes! Just because you claim to be a "Human Hate Machine" doesn't mean you can't have a good time.
Here *Hands Square a Balloon Animal* have a puppy.....surely even a horrible misanthropic bastard such as yourself can't hate a poor defenseless balloon puppy?
*Mimes the Puppy licking Square* Ya see.....He wants to be friends! You can be his bestest buddy if you use the power of *Makes a "Rainbow Gesture" over his head* IMAGINATION.
*Square seems genuinely confused by the New Mad Man*
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 12, 2010 15:29:38 GMT -5
*In the office of Juan S. Friend, i.e., Amigo in a mask with glasses over his mask*
Hello, fans of the WWCF. I am here to hopefully clear up a few things.
Firstly, I have received many phone calls from previous WWCF World Hardcore Openweight Champion, the Smokin' Vokoun, about his dismissal as Champion. I would like to tell him that after me and the rest of my committee decided he was no longer a worthy Champion, we took our case to WWCF Commissioner Jessica Morton, and she gave it the OK sign and her signature. So, I am sorry Mr. Vokoun, but the law is the law.
Now, I would like to announce the 1st defense of the WWCF World Hardcore Openweight title, currently under the position of John S. Amigo. It will take place on Monday Nite Raw, at the Parts Unknown Arena in a "Barbed Wire Bat match" against German independent wrestler MURDER.
The match is simple. A baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire is placed in the center of the ring. Both wrestlers are on both entrance ramp. After the Ref has counted to 10, both wrestlers dash into the ring. there are no holds barred and falls count anywhere.
The committee handpicked Mr. MURDER as he has been a superb Hardcore wrestler in Germany and Central Europe for the last 9 years, and should be a fitting opponent for Mr. Amigo.
Well, that's it. Hopefully, I won't have too much more apperences, and can stay off the screen for you lovely fans. Thank you.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 12, 2010 15:31:36 GMT -5
Ah thought De Jazz Man and Boiler Room Brawler were podnas, but den Ah hear he de one who put Brawler in match wit' me. Ah don't unnerstand. Do de Jazz Man owe Boiler Room Brawler money? Did Brawler sleep wit' his woman? It confuse me. BRB: Well Jazzman is training me, Mister Fourchon. I'm sure that he can help me, BRB, become the champion that I once was. And if he says that I should test my skills out on you, then far be it from me to challenge his opinions right now. I'll take you on, Mister Fourchon. I look forward to testing my training progress against you on the next Niteraw. |
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Aug 12, 2010 16:58:20 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Jazzman, Jazzman, Jazzman... We've faced of a few times before but never one on one. I cannot wait for this match! You're a former champion, you held the WWCF Title longer than anyone else in history!, you are a bonafied legend of this sport. You're also the next one to fall to the Era of Attitude on the Black Dynasty's quest for that very title you held on to for so long...
Jazzman, you are known for your epic title reign, but you're also known for you teams and stables. I mean you broke out here in the Pride, a stable who's motto you still take with you to this very day. You, M.O.P. and Metylerca really established yourselves as the future right and early here... Only for Metylerca to fade into obscurity, but still there was you and M.O.P.
Not long after you guys went your seperate ways and found your success. I went on to make a name for myself by crushing M.O.P. for the Inter-Forum Championship in one of my more rememberable moments. The belt that I brought to a new level!
Pride was over, gone and buried, yet you still threw that motto around like they were paying you to say it, Pride Never Dies... After you lost the Title, you dropped down that ladder so fast you must still be reeling. However, like the coward you and every other champion seems to be, you went back into the Tag Team/Stable ways... Teaming up another former Champion, another former tag champion and another former Stable leader... Colt. The same man The Black Dynasty beat "controversially" in his debut, the same man The Black Dynasty decisively beat in a Bed a Nails match, quite possibly the stand out match of my career (up there with Me vs Jono).
So now you walk around with this Pride and Story... two washed up hasbeens who are afraid to let go of their past glories, because they've realised that may be all they have left...
Pride never dies? Well Pride needs to know when it's time to let go and make way for the Era of Attitude...
And Tyfo, this is a man who many are considering the greatest performer of our generation. So I'd watch this match very closely, you might learn what I'm actually capable of. Sure you're confident that you'll hold onto your title, because it means so much to you. Well that title means EVERYTHING to me right now, I'm not a bully, I'm not a fascist like you... no I'm a visionary, a revolutionary... I'm here to prove that us... former WCW wrestlers... have what it takes to not only run a country, but to run the biggest E-Fed in town...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT!Had to throw that last nugget of info in there 
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Aug 12, 2010 17:17:46 GMT -5
According to the dirtsheets, they were really thumbtacks.
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Jonathan Michaels
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Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 12, 2010 19:17:36 GMT -5
BRB: Well Jazzman is training me, Mister Fourchon. I'm sure that he can help me, BRB, become the champion that I once was. And if he says that I should test my skills out on you, then far be it from me to challenge his opinions right now. I'll take you on, Mister Fourchon. I look forward to testing my training progress against you on the next Niteraw.
*winks at camera*
but the lame Mickey from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse who can't do anything without the help of screaming four year olds at home.
so this Monday, Brawler, you'll learn there's a new hardcor player in town.
And, Cut. |
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 12, 2010 19:20:07 GMT -5
(D-Day Dave shows up backstage with Alexa Anderson by his side.
What the hell is going on here?! A few weeks back I was a WWCF Tag Team Champion! Last week I had a chance to get into BattleBowl and it didn't work. Now it looks like my partner Headbanger Man has gone crazy and decided to abandon me.
Headbanger where is your head at? This was all about the band. This wasn't about you. How can you be so selfish? So where does this leave us now huh? Is there even a Heavy Metal Hollywood anymore?
That's it. If Headbanger, Viva, or Sparks are watching this right now somewhere else here in the back I'm calling a band meeting. We need to talk about the future of Heavy Metal Hollywood. I wasn't the founding member of this band just to see it go to waste. So all three of you need to respond to me right now and we need to decide whether Heavy Metal Hollywood should even go any further!!!
OOC to HMH-I figured this would be more fun to work out through promos rather than PMs. Lets just go with it and see what happens.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 12, 2010 19:27:34 GMT -5
(D-Day Dave shows up backstage with Alexa Anderson by his side.
What the hell is going on here?! A few weeks back I was a WWCF Tag Team Champion! Last week I had a chance to get into BattleBowl and it didn't work. Now it looks like my partner Headbanger Man has gone crazy and decided to abandon me.
Headbanger where is your head at? This was all about the band. This wasn't about you. How can you be so selfish? So where does this leave us now huh? Is there even a Heavy Metal Hollywood anymore?
That's it. If Headbanger, Viva, or Sparks are watching this right now somewhere else here in the back I'm calling a band meeting. We need to talk about the future of Heavy Metal Hollywood. I wasn't the founding member of this band just to see it go to waste. So all three of you need to respond to me right now and we need to decide whether Heavy Metal Hollywood should even go any further!!!OOC to HMH-I figured this would be more fun to work out through promos rather than PMs. Lets just go with it and see what happens.
It pisses me off that when he loses a couple matches in a row he hangs everybody in Heavy Metal Hollywood out to dry. Blames us because we're all more successful than he is. The kid can honestly kiss the ring or shut the f*** up at this point. You are not going to rip my attention from getting Seth Drakin's respect. |
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 12, 2010 19:59:20 GMT -5
Heh heh heh, looks like you are all slowly crumbling into dust. But then again, it was always just Viva and the Goons, wasn't it? Koda was just dumb muscle, Sparks was only added to replace him, as is a member in name only, and now this guy leaves to stop being a pawn.
I love it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 12, 2010 20:45:25 GMT -5
Heh heh heh, looks like you are all slowly crumbling into dust. But then again, it was always just Viva and the Goons, wasn't it? Koda was just dumb muscle, Sparks was only added to replace him, as is a member in name only, and now this guy leaves to stop being a pawn.
I love it. |
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