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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 19, 2010 10:40:47 GMT -5
Well, It seems to me....that the Tag Division could use champions with Class and Madness. The Book of Madness states : "If thou desirest Gold, strive to achieve it....take it if necessary from the undeserving" and I propose that the my associate (OOC: Employer? Friend? Financial Backer? Not sure as to the nature of our relationship) "The Wrestling Messiah" Whitey "Phat Daddy Sax" Fats and I go gunning for whomever is holding those belts coming out of Botch At the Beach.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 19, 2010 16:10:17 GMT -5
Employer. And maybe, but I have another "business" deal percolating
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2010 10:13:11 GMT -5
See, M? What did I tell ya? Looks like I'm not all that stupid after all. I mean, come on. That is the oldest trick in the book and you thought I was going to fall for that? Wow, it seems like you think that I should be in a special ED class. So now it's come to this. You and me, one on one, with the Championship O' Honor on the line at Botch at the Beach. I believe I've said all that needs to be said about you and that, so may the best man win.
*coughme*cough.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 20, 2010 12:19:52 GMT -5
We are one week away Man in Black......ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!! You see MIB, this match at Botch at the Beach, isn't about titles....it isn't about belts...IT'S ABOUT REVENGE!!!! Thats a match, that I love the most. Because you didn't just fry a great wrestler in Boiler Room Brawler....you fryed.....my friend.
MIB, do you know what it's like to have a friend in thsi cruel world? Until I few months ago, I didn't know either.You see I'm sure you all know by now that I never had a family who cared and not a friend in the world. I'm not gonna bore you people with details you already know. But the point is Man in Black....I had no friends. At first I thought Xavian Gunn was gonna be the answer....WE WERE GONNA RULE THE WWCF TOGETHER....but where is he know? He left me high and dry, no where found. I didn't need friends to win my Hardcore championship. But right now....I need a friend.
*He tears up a little*
And MIB, you could have possibly taken away the only friend I've ever known in Boiler Room Brawler. HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED IN ME.....when everyone doubted me. Hell....even Tyfo and Little Natich doubted me at first. But they know better now. So I want to let you know you MIB...I'M A MAN POSSED...POSSED OF KILLING YOU AND WIPING YOUR LIFE AWAY FROM THIS EARTH!!!!! BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME BREATHS OF AIR THAT BRB DOES!!!!! And soon....he will hopefully return to his normal state. And when he does Man in Black. Your gonna wish you hid in the shadows.....FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 20, 2010 12:35:15 GMT -5
We are one week away Man in Black......ONE WEEK AWAY!!!!! You see MIB, this match at Botch at the Beach, isn't about titles....it isn't about belts...IT'S ABOUT REVENGE!!!! Thats a match, that I love the most. Because you didn't just fry a great wrestler in Boiler Room Brawler....you fryed.....my friend.
MIB, do you know what it's like to have a friend in thsi cruel world? Until I few months ago, I didn't know either.You see I'm sure you all know by now that I never had a family who cared and not a friend in the world. I'm not gonna bore you people with details you already know. But the point is Man in Black....I had no friends. At first I thought Xavian Gunn was gonna be the answer....WE WERE GONNA RULE THE WWCF TOGETHER....but where is he know? He left me high and dry, no where found. I didn't need friends to win my Hardcore championship. But right now....I need a friend.
*He tears up a little*
And MIB, you could have possibly taken away the only friend I've ever known in Boiler Room Brawler. HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVED IN ME.....when everyone doubted me. Hell....even Tyfo and Little Natich doubted me at first. But they know better now. So I want to let you know you MIB...I'M A MAN POSSED...POSSED OF KILLING YOU AND WIPING YOUR LIFE AWAY FROM THIS EARTH!!!!! BECAUSE YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BREATHE THE SAME BREATHS OF ARE THAT BRB DOES!!!!! And soon....he will hopefully return to his normal state. And when he does Man in Black. Your gonna wish you hid in the shadows.....FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] Jesus, just admit you love BRB in a gay way, and be done with it.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 20, 2010 13:31:31 GMT -5
Let's get a few thngs straight. First off Voukoun, even a madman like myself can tell that your dear "Friend" Brawler has apparently decided to associate with a better Class of person.
Secondly to the General....if you're even still here.....Fear Me. Fear my Madness. I don't give a DAMN if I win or lose this Sunday but I WILL give you a beating the likes of which will make a prison riot look like a John Denver Christmas Special! I will bloody you from piller to post and leave the beach crimson! I may have been "civilized" a bit by my new employer but I'm still the Prophet of Madness and my prophecy calls for a blood sacrifice.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 20, 2010 13:55:59 GMT -5
OK, I have a few things to get off my chest.
First of all, Sparks. So you beat me last night. Bravo. Takes a lot of effort to surprise a guy when he's not ready and to hold his tights during the pin, too. And it's the Championship OF Honor! You can't even say the name right and you want to be the Champion?!
Amigo, the gay jokes are getting old. Find a new niche. Please.
And finally, I guess it's true what they say about strength in numbers. All these gangs and stables and cliques, and all the sneak attacks? Just another reason you should all be glad I'm here. At least I bring Honor to a promotion that has seemingly forgotten what the word means.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 20, 2010 14:16:22 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room*
BRB: Okay, so, I'd like to address a few things.
Vokoun, you seem pretty insistent that we were good pals. I somehow doubt Amigo's claims, but who's the one with amnesia?
BRB pauses, eye twitching.
BRB: Uh... Moving along... And I'm sorry Colt. I was just doing my job. Whitey pays me well. I know that I've forgotten -
*crackle* Pain P. A. I. N. N. A. P. I. I. A. N. P. A. N. I. P. N. I. A. P. Such fun letters they fit together so well in that order and without each other the three mean nothing Am I going to inflict Pin on Vokun? No. One letter missing and it's all new and stupid That's kinda like me and Brawler without Brawler I'd just be sputtering around wondering why I was thinking about inflicting Pain on people. But with the Brawler I get to focus every last little bad thing like a laser swooping back and forth to show everyone how life sucks! Vokoun doesn't get Ain he gets Pain. He finds out what happens when you stand in the path of a laser aimed at the Brawler and why Love Triangles are bad! Squares are much better but that's besides point.
Laser's don't move aside and go around and neither do I. Vokoun gets a big sweeping zoom of Pai. Oh sorry Pain. *crackle*
BRB: -so I'll tell you what. I'm going to have to figure things out here. Gotta find myself again. I understand that I have a Number One Contendership match over two different titles. Well, I think that I need to do two things.
1) I need to lose weight; 2) I need to learn how to wrestle again.
Is there anyone out there that can help me with any of these things?
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Post by hossfan on Jul 20, 2010 14:37:47 GMT -5
(In one of the corridors in the bowels of the WWCF Arena, Caleb Fourchon is found staring at a bulletin board. He grabs a random production assistant passing by).
Random Production Assistant: Hey!
Fourchon: Read dat. *points at the Botch at the Beach PPV card*
Random Production Assistant (smirking): Why? Can't you?
Fourchon (slams him up against the board): Read.
(Random Production Assistant yelps and quickly reads the line up)
Fourchon: Where is mah match?
Random Production Assistant: You -nrk- don't have one! You weren't booked!
(Fourchon stares at the paper, still keeping the worker pinned to the wall)
Fourchon: So, dey scared of me. The WWCF see whut Ah do to de Dream Warrior, to Jonathan Michaels, to Jazz Man, and dey keep me out of matches.
Random Production Assistant: May- maybe?
(Fourchon looks down at the assistant and lets him go. He takes the PPV paper and folds it in his pocket)
Fourchon: If Boss Drakin don't make fight for me at Botch at de Beach, Ah find one mahself. *walks off*
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 20, 2010 15:14:52 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* BRB: Okay, so, I'd like to address a few things. Vokoun, you seem pretty insistent that we were good pals. I somehow doubt Amigo's claims, but who's the one with amnesia? BRB pauses, eye twitching. BRB: Uh... Moving along... And I'm sorry Colt. I was just doing my job. Whitey pays me well. I know that I've forgotten - *crackle* Pain P. A. I. N. N. A. P. I. I. A. N. P. A. N. I. P. N. I. A. P. Such fun letters they fit together so well in that order and without each other the three mean nothing Am I going to inflict Pin on Vokun? No. One letter missing and it's all new and stupid That's kinda like me and Brawler without Brawler I'd just be sputtering around wondering why I was thinking about inflicting Pain on people. But with the Brawler I get to focus every last little bad thing like a laser swooping back and forth to show everyone how life sucks! Vokoun doesn't get Ain he gets Pain. He finds out what happens when you stand in the path of a laser aimed at the Brawler and why Love Triangles are bad! Squares are much better but that's besides point.
Laser's don't move aside and go around and neither do I. Vokoun gets a big sweeping zoom of Pai. Oh sorry Pain.*crackle* BRB: -so I'll tell you what. I'm going to have to figure things out here. Gotta find myself again. I understand that I have a Number One Contendership match over two different titles. Well, I think that I need to do two things. 1) I need to lose weight; 2) I need to learn how to wrestle again. Is there anyone out there that can help me with any of these things? I would be honored to teach you how to wrestle again... As for the other... The Wrestling Messiah is a lot of things, but slim and trim is not one of them
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Post by Square on Jul 20, 2010 17:29:26 GMT -5
No nicknames, no catchphrases, no bullshit. Dave, Headbanger you're going to die come Monday. In fact after Hangman and yours truly are finished with you both you wish you were dead. We will cripple you, we will break you, we will make you bleed we will hurt you. And no security guards, hookers or instruments will stop the inevitable.
Shine those titles up nice and good boys, there coming home
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 20, 2010 19:26:56 GMT -5
Amigo, the gay jokes are getting old. Find a new niche. Please.
You pretending to be a technical wrestler is both old and a joke, and yet I don't hear any complaning about you.
Or are you still sad that your circle jerk partner retired?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 20, 2010 19:28:50 GMT -5
*From the Boiler Room* BRB: Okay, so, I'd like to address a few things. Vokoun, you seem pretty insistent that we were good pals. I somehow doubt Amigo's claims, but who's the one with amnesia? BRB pauses, eye twitching. BRB: Uh... Moving along... And I'm sorry Colt. I was just doing my job. Whitey pays me well. I know that I've forgotten - *crackle* Pain P. A. I. N. N. A. P. I. I. A. N. P. A. N. I. P. N. I. A. P. Such fun letters they fit together so well in that order and without each other the three mean nothing Am I going to inflict Pin on Vokun? No. One letter missing and it's all new and stupid That's kinda like me and Brawler without Brawler I'd just be sputtering around wondering why I was thinking about inflicting Pain on people. But with the Brawler I get to focus every last little bad thing like a laser swooping back and forth to show everyone how life sucks! Vokoun doesn't get Ain he gets Pain. He finds out what happens when you stand in the path of a laser aimed at the Brawler and why Love Triangles are bad! Squares are much better but that's besides point.
Laser's don't move aside and go around and neither do I. Vokoun gets a big sweeping zoom of Pai. Oh sorry Pain.*crackle* BRB: -so I'll tell you what. I'm going to have to figure things out here. Gotta find myself again. I understand that I have a Number One Contendership match over two different titles. Well, I think that I need to do two things. 1) I need to lose weight; 2) I need to learn how to wrestle again. Is there anyone out there that can help me with any of these things? I would be honored to teach you how to wrestle again... As for the other... The Wrestling Messiah is a lot of things, but slim and trim is not one of them Well, at 250 I'm far from "Slim" but if You'd be willing to submit....erm......convert to the Way of Madness I'd be more than willing to train you. Trust in the truth that comes from my Book of Madness and we'll have you away from dyslexic spelling bees and back in the squared circle comitting atrocities jhust like old times.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 20, 2010 19:57:29 GMT -5
THE PRIDE AND STORY By Colt
I don't know what to say about what happened this pass week on NiteRaw. I mean, the usually rational and honest BRB interfered in my match against the new and "improved" Whitey got the upset win over me... So you'd figure I'd be angry... However there's always a silver lining... This lead to Jazzman running down and making our new tag team official.
The Pride, what was once the symbol of future potential and The Story, what was once the symbol of purity are now one, Pride and Story.
And this newly formed team of World Champions are now quickly put to the test as we must step into the ring with the two men who made this team realised... Whitey and BRB themselves. This is going to be an interesting match, because neither of us have ever teamed up before.
However me and Jazzman are here to prove that we've still got it. I mean sure some can say I've proven myself in my matches with "Damn Right" Jackson, but it would also be good to prove to myself that I am capable of winning the big one again. I've already got future in the IF Title Hunt, but as a former Tag Team Champion, I need to prove that I can still hang with the most exciting division in this entire fed!
So Whitey, bring your money and bring your slave because we will bring The Pride and The Story... Because Pride never dies and this Story never ends...
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 21, 2010 10:12:51 GMT -5
THE PRIDE AND STORY By Colt
I don't know what to say about what happened this pass week on NiteRaw. I mean, the usually rational and honest BRB interfered in my match against the new and "improved" Whitey got the upset win over me... So you'd figure I'd be angry... However there's always a silver lining... This lead to Jazzman running down and making our new tag team official.
The Pride, what was once the symbol of future potential and The Story, what was once the symbol of purity are now one, Pride and Story.
And this newly formed team of World Champions are now quickly put to the test as we must step into the ring with the two men who made this team realised... Whitey and BRB themselves. This is going to be an interesting match, because neither of us have ever teamed up before.
However me and Jazzman are here to prove that we've still got it. I mean sure some can say I've proven myself in my matches with "Damn Right" Jackson, but it would also be good to prove to myself that I am capable of winning the big one again. I've already got future in the IF Title Hunt, but as a former Tag Team Champion, I need to prove that I can still hang with the most exciting division in this entire fed!
So Whitey, bring your money and bring your slave because we will bring The Pride and The Story... Because Pride never dies and this Story never ends... Slave? Is a man interested in making money in exchange for something of equal value a "slave"?
As for "upset"? I pinned you right in the middle in the ring, proving, as if anyone needed it, that I am the better man. So we'll see you at the Botch, my partner and I, and the Wrestling Messiah will prove once again I'm just better than you.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 21, 2010 10:29:32 GMT -5
And now.....another Reading from the Book of Madness: "Take heed all those that seek to destroy the Prophet or those that assist him for you shall fail. All who commit the Sin of Sanity shall succumb to the Way."
Let it be known....that Pride goeth before the fall and ALL STORIES END. Jazzman, Colt, you've made the mistake of getting on the bad side of my employer and questioning his motives. While I do not pretend to know them, it's my job to ensure his victory. At Botch at the Beach Madness WILL Reign.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 21, 2010 11:14:07 GMT -5
No nicknames, no catchphrases, no bulls***. Dave, Headbanger you're going to die come Monday. In fact after Hangman and yours truly are finished with you both you wish you were dead. We will cripple you, we will break you, we will make you bleed we will hurt you. And no security guards, hookers or instruments will stop the inevitable.
Shine those titles up nice and good boys, there coming home Dude, its "they're". Seriously, sort it out. Also, suddenly now you're a bloodthirsty crippler? Don't make me laugh. You got a couple of fluke singles match wins, because that idiot Whitey Fats got involved. But Square, you just don't have what it takes. Last time you had a shot at these belts, you knew you couldn't beat us so you decided to attack the referee, which was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen.
You and Hangman mean nothing to us. We've had challengers in the past that are much better and more credible than you, and we've beaten them. We've had absolute wars for these belts, and have come out on top everytime. The Human Hate Machines have achieved nothing, and will continue to do so as long as we can make it happen.
I've been quiet the last couple of weeks, but you and your constant attempts to reinvent yourself have become utterly tiresome. We don't need security or hookers to beat you. We just need to do what we've always done since winning the belts - dominate people. You continue to go around in ever decreasing circles while we have broken records in WWCF. We've had these belts for a hell of a long time now, and two fly-by-night assholes like you and Hangman are not going to stop this reign. People still give Dave and I zero respect, so all we have to do is keep retaining these belts until they do.
Just ask Naitch and Tyfo. Ask Evil M. Ask your pal Amigo. These titles aren't "coming home". They're staying right here with the two people who deserve them. That's the way it is, Sultan of S****y Nicknames, and if you don't like it...we don't care.
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 21, 2010 13:43:39 GMT -5
[quote author=boilerroombrawler board=forumgames thread=294011 post=6138782 time=1279653382*crackle* Pain P. A. I. N. N. A. P. I. I. A. N. P. A. N. I. P. N. I. A. P. Such fun letters they fit together so well in that order and without each other the three mean nothing Am I going to inflict Pin on Vokun? No. One letter missing and it's all new and stupid That's kinda like me and Brawler without Brawler I'd just be sputtering around wondering why I was thinking about inflicting Pain on people. But with the Brawler I get to focus every last little bad thing like a laser swooping back and forth to show everyone how life sucks! Vokoun doesn't get Ain he gets Pain. He finds out what happens when you stand in the path of a laser aimed at the Brawler and why Love Triangles are bad! Squares are much better but that's besides point.
Laser's don't move aside and go around and neither do I. Vokoun gets a big sweeping zoom of Pai. Oh sorry Pain. *crackle*[/quote]
You make me laugh MIB you really do.
*Loud Fake Laughter*
HAHAHAHAHA.....YOUR NOT FUNNY!!!! Because come Botch at The Beach, I can take all the pain that you can dish out...AND I CAN DISH OUT ALOT OF PAIN TOO!!!! If you didn't turn Boiler Room Brawler into such a vegtable HE'D KICK YOUR ASS FOR ME!!!! But know your gonna get an even worse ass kicking from me come this Monday night!!!![/color]
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 21, 2010 14:16:54 GMT -5
And now.....another Reading from the Book of Madness: "Take heed all those that seek to destroy the Prophet or those that assist him for you shall fail. All who commit the Sin of Sanity shall succumb to the Way."
Let it be known....that Pride goeth before the fall and ALL STORIES END. Jazzman, Colt, you've made the mistake of getting on the bad side of my employer and questioning his motives. While I do not pretend to know them, it's my job to ensure his victory. At Botch at the Beach Madness WILL Reign. It's funny, you'd think I'd get sick of all this Pride goeth before the fall crap but I'm not at all. Everytime someone says that I laugh a little bit and realize they must not know the history of the group itself, so how about a history lesson for those who remain blind to the truth of which they attempt to seek. Ahem... a reading from the year one history annals of the WWCF... In the storied history of this company many stables have come and gone. 2 such stables were among the most powerful of their time in The Story and The Pride. The Story, consisting of Colt, Above Average and Evil M took this company to heights most could not imagine with Colt and Average being the first two men from a single stable to hold the world Title and IF titles at the same time. Meanwhile The Pride was they up and coming answer to the story consisting of Jazzman, MOP, and a mysterious and little known figure known as Metylerca. Once the group officially disbanded, Jazzman and MOP went on to become the World and IF champions respectfully and main evented Gookermania 2 against two members of The Story with Jazzman defeating Above Average and MOP defeating Colt. Well, now that that's done with, let's talk about the match Colt and I have next week against Whitey and BRB. Let us first start with the self proclaimed 'wrestling legend' himself Whitey Fats. Now two true stars and legends of this company will prove the world what a shame you are. You wish to compare yourself to the likes of Colt, Amigo, Myself, Naitch... you sir are a fool. you may have gotten one over on Colt, but beware, those who do get one over on him, never get a second chance. The other part of this equation is a man who I feel responsible for putting him in his state right now and that is BRB. I know that you felt the wraith of the new and improved Takin' The A Train and that, combined with the numerous volts you felt in that electric chair and I have made peace with myself for doing what I did and I can't wait to see you in a ring again. But here's what you need to know about yourself BRB, you were one of the most feared men in this company and you wrestled that way every night. I, this company, and our fans want that BRB back again. So in closing let me leaving you men with this. You can say that stories end, you can say that pride will fall, but Colt and I are still standing. On Monday, you'll know the true definition of madness... repeating the same events over and over again expecting a different conclusion, we will leave BATB victorious, bank on it.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 21, 2010 18:26:25 GMT -5
OK, I have a few things to get off my chest.
First of all, Sparks. So you beat me last night. Bravo. Takes a lot of effort to surprise a guy when he's not ready and to hold his tights during the pin, too. And it's the Championship OF Honor! You can't even say the name right and you want to be the Champion?!
Amigo, the gay jokes are getting old. Find a new niche. Please.
And finally, I guess it's true what they say about strength in numbers. All these gangs and stables and cliques, and all the sneak attacks? Just another reason you should all be glad I'm here. At least I bring Honor to a promotion that has seemingly forgotten what the word means. I could use a fine, upstanding citizen like yourself in my organization
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