Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 12, 2010 21:47:43 GMT -5
Heh heh heh, looks like you are all slowly crumbling into dust. But then again, it was always just Viva and the Goons, wasn't it? Koda was just dumb muscle, Sparks was only added to replace him, as is a member in name only, and now this guy leaves to stop being a pawn.
I love it. Being a pawn means you are actually useful for something. Honestly? From day one I've told Dave that I didn't think Headbanger had what it took to be a Heavy Metal Hollywood member. The guy cuts these long verbose promos and then throws the blame on everyone else when nothing goes his way. This isn't surprising to me in the least. *Snaps fingers*
Shit, he has a point. That guy was more useless that tits on a bull.
*Leaves.....................wherever this exchange took place*
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 13, 2010 5:06:19 GMT -5
So, I see I've already ruffled some feathers. Awesome.
Viva, honestly...whatever. To be honest I never really cared what you have to say. So you don't complain when things don't go your way? Yes, constantly badgering Seth Drakin whenever you lose a match is truly the mark of a noble competitor. I never reall liked you, dude. But you changed your image and it got you success - a World Title run. Well, now its my turn to do the same thing. I was becoming stagnant, and you know it. Sure, it was fun in the beginning, we got to beat up the Southwest Connection a lot, and I convinced myself that the lifestyle we led was a good thing. But throughout our tag title reign I noticed that no matter what we did, people mocked us, people still didn't take us seriously, and we weren't focused enough to do something about it. Face it, we lost far more matches as champions than we won, and being dominated by friggin' Square and Hangman of all people was the nadir. That was the breaking point.
Dave, I'm sorry man, but you were holding me back. From day one people told me I shouldn't trust you, but I didn't listen. But even before we had big matches you were out partying, carrying Viva around like some kind of roadie bitch, and it opened my eyes. If you weren't gonna give 100%, why should I bother with you? We took it as far as it could go, we beat some tremendous wrestlers, but where are we now? Back ar square one...still not getting respect despite holding the straps for half a year.
Amigo, this doesn't concern you. Go back to stealing titles as a way to make yourself seem important. I don't give a s*** about you either.
The truth is, I have every right to blame other people. Viva, you're no different really. But continue to trash me all you want, it doesn't make a difference. I'm here to prove a point, that I have what it takes to become a world champion, and if guys like Tyfo, Jay Carroll and you can do it, I'm pretty damn certain that I can.
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Aug 13, 2010 10:19:17 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Jazzman, Jazzman, Jazzman... We've faced of a few times before but never one on one. I cannot wait for this match! You're a former champion, you held the WWCF Title longer than anyone else in history!, you are a bonafied legend of this sport. You're also the next one to fall to the Era of Attitude on the Black Dynasty's quest for that very title you held on to for so long...
Jazzman, you are known for your epic title reign, but you're also known for you teams and stables. I mean you broke out here in the Pride, a stable who's motto you still take with you to this very day. You, M.O.P. and Metylerca really established yourselves as the future right and early here... Only for Metylerca to fade into obscurity, but still there was you and M.O.P.
Not long after you guys went your seperate ways and found your success. I went on to make a name for myself by crushing M.O.P. for the Inter-Forum Championship in one of my more rememberable moments. The belt that I brought to a new level!
Pride was over, gone and buried, yet you still threw that motto around like they were paying you to say it, Pride Never Dies... After you lost the Title, you dropped down that ladder so fast you must still be reeling. However, like the coward you and every other champion seems to be, you went back into the Tag Team/Stable ways... Teaming up another former Champion, another former tag champion and another former Stable leader... Colt. The same man The Black Dynasty beat "controversially" in his debut, the same man The Black Dynasty decisively beat in a Bed a Nails match, quite possibly the stand out match of my career (up there with Me vs Jono).
So now you walk around with this Pride and Story... two washed up hasbeens who are afraid to let go of their past glories, because they've realised that may be all they have left...
Pride never dies? Well Pride needs to know when it's time to let go and make way for the Era of Attitude...
And Tyfo, this is a man who many are considering the greatest performer of our generation. So I'd watch this match very closely, you might learn what I'm actually capable of. Sure you're confident that you'll hold onto your title, because it means so much to you. Well that title means EVERYTHING to me right now, I'm not a bully, I'm not a fascist like you... no I'm a visionary, a revolutionary... I'm here to prove that us... former WCW wrestlers... have what it takes to not only run a country, but to run the biggest E-Fed in town...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT! See Jackson, it's funny to here you talk down to me. You say you're the trailblazer, the one who did it all on his own, but you know what you are? You're just like me Jackson, and that fact you've had such quick success is a complement to me and the model I created. You see, when I formed Pride for the first time it wasn't about an idea such much as it was a group of young guys saying "We want what's ours." We wanted the respect of this company, we were the young lions, a Pride of lions so to speak. We didn't care if you were with us or against us, we knew that we would need to win the respect of everyone in this company. Hmm, that sounds alot like "Neither Enemy or Friend", doesn't it? You see Jackson, Pride existed outside the main stream, kind of like yourself. Hell, had you been around when we got started I guarantee that an invite to join us would have been floated your way. Now, over time the idea of Pride mutated into standing for something more as I took the mantle of the group on my own shoulders and went out on my own. It became the idea that you need to prove yourself everynight. Keep yourself in line with everyone else and make sure your conduct is one of respect. It wasn't long after I made something of myself that I was holding what now you lust for, the WWCF championship. But for me, the road was much longer, I worked hard and I became a living star. A star brighter than any in the entire WWCF galaxy. A man who had it all. And that's what you want right now, but you don't understand the pressures, you don't understand the responsibility that it means to be the face of this company. Your good Jackson, Hell, you're one of the best going, but you need to prove it to yourself that you're ready and there is only one way to do it, put on a great performance against me and live the dream Jackson. Just remember though, some people you misuse on the way up, you might meet on your way down.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 13, 2010 12:00:39 GMT -5
So, I see I've already ruffled some feathers. Awesome.
Viva, honestly...whatever. To be honest I never really cared what you have to say. So you don't complain when things don't go your way? Yes, constantly badgering Seth Drakin whenever you lose a match is truly the mark of a noble competitor. I never reall liked you, dude. But you changed your image and it got you success - a World Title run. Well, now its my turn to do the same thing. I was becoming stagnant, and you know it. Sure, it was fun in the beginning, we got to beat up the Southwest Connection a lot, and I convinced myself that the lifestyle we led was a good thing. But throughout our tag title reign I noticed that no matter what we did, people mocked us, people still didn't take us seriously, and we weren't focused enough to do something about it. Face it, we lost far more matches as champions than we won, and being dominated by friggin' Square and Hangman of all people was the nadir. That was the breaking point.
Dave, I'm sorry man, but you were holding me back. From day one people told me I shouldn't trust you, but I didn't listen. But even before we had big matches you were out partying, carrying Viva around like some kind of roadie bitch, and it opened my eyes. If you weren't gonna give 100%, why should I bother with you? We took it as far as it could go, we beat some tremendous wrestlers, but where are we now? Back ar square one...still not getting respect despite holding the straps for half a year.
Amigo, this doesn't concern you. Go back to stealing titles as a way to make yourself seem important. I don't give a s*** about you either.
The truth is, I have every right to blame other people. Viva, you're no different really. But continue to trash me all you want, it doesn't make a difference. I'm here to prove a point, that I have what it takes to become a world champion, and if guys like Tyfo, Jay Carroll and you can do it, I'm pretty damn certain that I can. I will continue to trash you all I want. You're a f***ing quitter who is throwing his team under the bus because he can't win. It's that simple. You know what happened when I started suffering losses? I didn't cry about my comrades not being there for me, and I didn't cry about how it's all your fault. I got my ass in the gym and I worked. I learned new moves, I learned better ring psychology, and most of all, I studied tape. There's a f***ing reason I sit atop this company while you wallow in self pity at the bottom. It's because I work for it. You want to sit around and ride coat tails and cry like a f***ing pussy when it works? Really? You're THAT guy?
You are that f***ing guy. And that's why you aren't even close to f***ing Heavy Metal Hollywood quality. Don't get mad when the truth gets shoved in your face, and don't be bitter. Get better. Changing your name and wearing a new costume isn't going to make you a better, smarter, more complete fighter. And I'm sure that right now, if we go out into that ring and we go at it? I'm coming out on top 10 times out of 10. Why? Because you're soft. You want shit handed to you.
I've spent the last two months getting the s*** end of the stick from Seth Drakin. Maybe I should change my gimmick to the kiss ass little pansy that butters Seth up all day, right? Or maybe I should continue to work until I earn that son of a bitches respect. That's my problem with you. You want all the credit with none of the work.
No.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 13, 2010 12:13:25 GMT -5
I ain't riding anybody's coat-tails. Not anymore. That's the whole point, Viva. And I have been getting better. I've expanded my moveset, I've learned new styles. From week to week I'm gonna be changing up my style depending on what I've been listening to, what has influenced me. You never gave a s*** about me when Dave and I were champions anyway, so why are you getting all righteous now?
We can have a match if you like. Its cool with me. I'm looking to surprise a few people anyway, so this would be a great opportunity to do exactly that. I'm sure people doubted...no scratch that, I KNOW people doubted you when you became "Hollywood", but you got to the top. That's what I'm gonna do, and I don't care if its at your expense, at Tyfo's expense, at anyone's expense. I've had enough of going around in ever decreasing circles, trying to impress people like you who are only concerned about themselves.
And don't tell me I don't work hard. Over this past year I've been in some absolute wars, and I can admit when I make mistakes. I've made plenty. However I've also tried to make opportunities for myself, but through various factors I'm still in the lower eschelon as you put it. You were there once, you know what its like. Being a champion for 6 months should really elevate somebody in the eyes of the fans and their peers, but it hasn't. You just said it yourself.
So cuss me out. Call me a pussy, it really doesn't matter. Its not like its the first time you've said stuff like that to me. Now you've let the world know that you never really wanted me in Heavy Metal Hollywood to begin with. Well, I'd love to chance to prove to you that I could easily be where you are.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Aug 13, 2010 12:57:51 GMT -5
I ain't riding anybody's coat-tails. Not anymore. That's the whole point, Viva. And I have been getting better. I've expanded my moveset, I've learned new styles. From week to week I'm gonna be changing up my style depending on what I've been listening to, what has influenced me. You never gave a s*** about me when Dave and I were champions anyway, so why are you getting all righteous now?
We can have a match if you like. Its cool with me. I'm looking to surprise a few people anyway, so this would be a great opportunity to do exactly that. I'm sure people doubted...no scratch that, I KNOW people doubted you when you became "Hollywood", but you got to the top. That's what I'm gonna do, and I don't care if its at your expense, at Tyfo's expense, at anyone's expense. I've had enough of going around in ever decreasing circles, trying to impress people like you who are only concerned about themselves.
And don't tell me I don't work hard. Over this past year I've been in some absolute wars, and I can admit when I make mistakes. I've made plenty. However I've also tried to make opportunities for myself, but through various factors I'm still in the lower eschelon as you put it. You were there once, you know what its like. Being a champion for 6 months should really elevate somebody in the eyes of the fans and their peers, but it hasn't. You just said it yourself.
So cuss me out. Call me a pussy, it really doesn't matter. Its not like its the first time you've said stuff like that to me. Now you've let the world know that you never really wanted me in Heavy Metal Hollywood to begin with. Well, I'd love to chance to prove to you that I could easily be where you are. Why am I getting righteous? You're turning your back on FAMILY. You're looking for a better way and casting yourself out from those who care about you. You think I'm going to let you shit in my golden toilet? You think I'm gonna let me deface what I've worked so hard to build? Heavy Metal Hollywood is the strongest f***ing stable in the WWCF. There's a reason we won Stable Warz, and it wasn't because we aren't good enough. And now, you're gonna cut and run because you aren't a tag champ anymore. You're going to blame Dave because you couldn't retain. Really? You think that I'm just going to LET you run our names through the mud because of your inferiority complex? Get real, man.
You can't prove a god damn thing by what you're doing other than that you're weak minded, soft, and a quitter. It's that simple.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 13, 2010 14:05:25 GMT -5
Howdy-ho Everyone! I know it might seem a little odd to see the New and Improved Mad Man, and some of you might even wonder if the Self-Proclaimed Chief Morale Officer still has the same bloodlust that he came into the WWCF with. I can assure you, I'mma open a can of Whoopass on Square and Hangman this monday *Does the Snake/Peanut Can Gag* with a partner like dreamwarrior there's no way we can lose and Monday....we'll EARN our title shot. Unlike some wannabes that simply Steal a belt and claim to be champion.
Yeah Amigo......That was a lowdown dirty trick you pulled on Vokoun. You STEAL a man's belt, then you not only hide behind some suited pseudonym in Juan S. Friend but you have the negative testicular mass to have the audacity to give a title shot to some unknown competitor that in all likelihood you paid off. That's just not right, you know it's not right.....even in the vaccuum that you claim as a heart you know that. You're just scared, scared that if you were ever actually expected to go toe to toe with the Smokin' Vokoun in a REAL hardcore match for that belt.....you'd end up a bloody mess, parents would tell thier children horror stories about your bloodied visage.
As for your crony the Man in Black......MiB, you're a lapdog. You probably couldn't even take a piss without Amigo giving you step-by-step instructions. You disgust me. How a man can let himself be another man's puppet like that it's disgraceful.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Aug 13, 2010 14:23:29 GMT -5
Yeah Amigo......That was a lowdown dirty trick you pulled on Vokoun. You STEAL a man's belt, then you not only hide behind some suited pseudonym in Juan S. Friend but you have the negative testicular mass to have the audacity to give a title shot to some unknown competitor that in all likelihood you paid off. That's just not right, you know it's not right.....even in the vaccuum that you claim as a heart you know that. You're just scared, scared that if you were ever actually expected to go toe to toe with the Smokin' Vokoun in a REAL hardcore match for that belt.....you'd end up a bloody mess, parents would tell thier children horror stories about your bloodied visage.
I don't give a f*** what you think, in all honesty.
Oh, or is that not sunshine postitive?
Besides, who could be scared of Smokin' Vokoun? All you need do is bring a box of donuts, then beat him up while he's busy gorging yourself.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 13, 2010 14:49:22 GMT -5
Awww.....Did I touch a nerve? Here.....*Hands Amigo a Box of Donuts* Why don't you try that.....see how it works out for you?
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 13, 2010 21:18:31 GMT -5
Square this monday I hope you and your partner Hangman are ready,because me and Madman are going to do everything it takes to beat you. We don't care what we have to do. I am dedicating this match to Titan and my best friend who died, and to all my friends who supported me on my dream.I am not gonna let a cocky guy like you and your shadow take my dream away from me, because square believe in me i was made for chasing dreams and Iam gonna run right over you and hangman with madman by my side so see you on monday.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 13, 2010 21:46:32 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Jazzman, Jazzman, Jazzman... We've faced of a few times before but never one on one. I cannot wait for this match! You're a former champion, you held the WWCF Title longer than anyone else in history!, you are a bonafied legend of this sport. You're also the next one to fall to the Era of Attitude on the Black Dynasty's quest for that very title you held on to for so long...
Jazzman, you are known for your epic title reign, but you're also known for you teams and stables. I mean you broke out here in the Pride, a stable who's motto you still take with you to this very day. You, M.O.P. and Metylerca really established yourselves as the future right and early here... Only for Metylerca to fade into obscurity, but still there was you and M.O.P.
Not long after you guys went your seperate ways and found your success. I went on to make a name for myself by crushing M.O.P. for the Inter-Forum Championship in one of my more rememberable moments. The belt that I brought to a new level!
Pride was over, gone and buried, yet you still threw that motto around like they were paying you to say it, Pride Never Dies... After you lost the Title, you dropped down that ladder so fast you must still be reeling. However, like the coward you and every other champion seems to be, you went back into the Tag Team/Stable ways... Teaming up another former Champion, another former tag champion and another former Stable leader... Colt. The same man The Black Dynasty beat "controversially" in his debut, the same man The Black Dynasty decisively beat in a Bed a Nails match, quite possibly the stand out match of my career (up there with Me vs Jono).
So now you walk around with this Pride and Story... two washed up hasbeens who are afraid to let go of their past glories, because they've realised that may be all they have left...
Pride never dies? Well Pride needs to know when it's time to let go and make way for the Era of Attitude...
And Tyfo, this is a man who many are considering the greatest performer of our generation. So I'd watch this match very closely, you might learn what I'm actually capable of. Sure you're confident that you'll hold onto your title, because it means so much to you. Well that title means EVERYTHING to me right now, I'm not a bully, I'm not a fascist like you... no I'm a visionary, a revolutionary... I'm here to prove that us... former WCW wrestlers... have what it takes to not only run a country, but to run the biggest E-Fed in town...
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT! See Jackson, it's funny to here you talk down to me. You say you're the trailblazer, the one who did it all on his own, but you know what you are? You're just like me Jackson, and that fact you've had such quick success is a complement to me and the model I created. You see, when I formed Pride for the first time it wasn't about an idea such much as it was a group of young guys saying "We want what's ours." We wanted the respect of this company, we were the young lions, a Pride of lions so to speak. We didn't care if you were with us or against us, we knew that we would need to win the respect of everyone in this company. Hmm, that sounds alot like "Neither Enemy or Friend", doesn't it? You see Jackson, Pride existed outside the main stream, kind of like yourself. Hell, had you been around when we got started I guarantee that an invite to join us would have been floated your way. Now, over time the idea of Pride mutated into standing for something more as I took the mantle of the group on my own shoulders and went out on my own. It became the idea that you need to prove yourself everynight. Keep yourself in line with everyone else and make sure your conduct is one of respect. It wasn't long after I made something of myself that I was holding what now you lust for, the WWCF championship. But for me, the road was much longer, I worked hard and I became a living star. A star brighter than any in the entire WWCF galaxy. A man who had it all. And that's what you want right now, but you don't understand the pressures, you don't understand the responsibility that it means to be the face of this company. Your good Jackson, Hell, you're one of the best going, but you need to prove it to yourself that you're ready and there is only one way to do it, put on a great performance against me and live the dream Jackson. Just remember though, some people you misuse on the way up, you might meet on your way down. BRB: You tell him Jazzman! In fact, I'll accompany you to the ring in addition to taking your challenge to defeat Caleb Fourchon.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 14, 2010 18:02:53 GMT -5
BRB: You tell him Jazzman! In fact, I'll accompany you to the ring in addition to taking your challenge to defeat Caleb Fourchon. Better hope dat de Jazz Man's match come before ours, Boiler Room Brawler. 'Cuz if it not WWCF is goin to have to make de ring, uh, how dey say.... handicap accessible? Yeah, handicap accessible, for you.
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 15, 2010 12:56:21 GMT -5
BRB: You tell him Jazzman! In fact, I'll accompany you to the ring in addition to taking your challenge to defeat Caleb Fourchon. Better hope dat de Jazz Man's match come before ours, Boiler Room Brawler. 'Cuz if it not WWCF is goin to have to make de ring, uh, how dey say.... handicap accessible? Yeah, handicap accessible, for you.Jonathan hits Caleb on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. No, bad Cajun, we don't cripple people.
*sigh*
Looks like I'll have to go with you to ringside and make sure you don't kill anyone.
Remember, if you cripple or kill someone, you can't beat them up anymore, then what are you going to do?
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Post by hossfan on Aug 15, 2010 17:26:55 GMT -5
Better hope dat de Jazz Man's match come before ours, Boiler Room Brawler. 'Cuz if it not WWCF is goin to have to make de ring, uh, how dey say.... handicap accessible? Yeah, handicap accessible, for you. Jonathan hits Caleb on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. No, bad Cajun, we don't cripple people.
*sigh*
Looks like I'll have to go with you to ringside and make sure you don't kill anyone.
Remember, if you cripple or kill someone, you can't beat them up anymore, then what are you going to do?*scowls and rubs his nose* You speak de truth. Ah was right to ask your help to become Hardcore Champion.
So..... is Miss Sara comin to ringside too?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2010 20:37:07 GMT -5
Jonathan hits Caleb on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. No, bad Cajun, we don't cripple people.
*sigh*
Looks like I'll have to go with you to ringside and make sure you don't kill anyone.
Remember, if you cripple or kill someone, you can't beat them up anymore, then what are you going to do?*scowls and rubs his nose* You speak de truth. Ah was right to ask your help to become Hardcore Champion.
So..... is Miss Sara comin to ringside too? Don't get involved with her, dude. Won't end well. Trust me.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 15, 2010 21:09:29 GMT -5
So I'm in the Battlebowl. That's not good news. That's great news! I could go on and talk about how I'm going to dominate the competition and go on to Gookermania, but I have something else on my mind at the moment.
For those of you who watched at home last week, you saw something I'm willing to bet you never expected to see again. The return of one of the most dominant tag teams in this company's history. That's right, I am talking of course of the dominating duo of myself and my new winning streak.
*Looks off-screen, as if someone is talking to him*
Huh? Square who? Non-American what? Oh that's right you may have also seen the ever unlikely reunion of The Non-American Heroes. That would be yours truly, and that sorry, sack of crap Square. You know what Square, congratulations, you blindsided me and knocked me out. Bravo. If you think I'm going to let this lie, then I obviously didn't leave a big enough impression. I may not be at the arena this week, but I will be watching your match against the Dream Warrior and Mad Man. So best of luck to you and your beard, The Hangman and hopefully, I'll see you next week.
Ciao.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 16, 2010 12:45:15 GMT -5
Better hope dat de Jazz Man's match come before ours, Boiler Room Brawler. 'Cuz if it not WWCF is goin to have to make de ring, uh, how dey say.... handicap accessible? Yeah, handicap accessible, for you. Jonathan hits Caleb on the nose with a rolled up newspaper. No, bad Cajun, we don't cripple people.
*sigh*
Looks like I'll have to go with you to ringside and make sure you don't kill anyone.
Remember, if you cripple or kill someone, you can't beat them up anymore, then what are you going to do?BRB: Are you promoting sadism? I may have forgotten almost everything, but surely I would take a stance against sadism then and I do now.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 17, 2010 23:34:35 GMT -5
*At Parts Unknown hospital, we see Fred G. Neric at the front door with a mic.*
Fred: Ladies & Gentlemen, what we saw on NiteRaw may have one of the most shocking things I have ever witnessed. In a heated moment, Viva pushed our CEO from behind, which in a freak accident caused him to bump into the commissioner Jessica. That bump caused Jessica to land very hard on the floor and since then, Jessica has been resting at the hospital. Seth Drakin has been in this hospital for that whole time. We have also been banned from going anywhere near Jessica's room so we have been sadly forced to wait outside in some hopes that there will be a statement and we have been told a few minutes ago that Seth himself will be coming out alone to make said statement.
And here he comes.
*From the hospital doors, we can see that Seth Drakin has come out in a suit and tie. He is also wearing sunglasses obviously to hide his eyes at the time. He is immediately greeted by Fred.*
Fred: Seth...I know you have been going through an emotional time, but the WWCF Galaxy has to know what is going on.
Seth: Well, Jessica is going to be able to recover.....but it won't be for several weeks. In fact, we will be lucky if she is able to leave the hospital before Gookermania 3. In fact, while I am out there.....she has been visiting with her family and friends. And I have heard a million times from people that it was not my fault for what happened and yet, I can't help but feel some responsibility no matter what.
But I will like to address one piece of crap named Viva. You have been wanting to fight me for the longest time. You have been always attempting to get on my bad side because you know that with the retirement, I can't afford to attempt to fight you without the permission of the man who retired me, a man you know very well in Little Naitch. Last night you have wanted to cross the line and you got exactly that. You pushed me to the point where there is no redemption.
Viva, if you think that you might be getting the night off for your actions via suspension......you are sadly mistaken. While my girlfriend and WWCF commisioner Jessica will not be able to be at Battle Bowl, you will be at Battle Bowl. You will be wrestling at the pay per view. And you wont be wrestling against one person. You wont be wrestling against two people. You will be wrestling against THREE people. And two of those three people will be coming out right now.
*From the hospital doors come Mr. E & U.N. Owen.*
Seth: That's right......the two men who were holding me back from going after you at NiteRaw have felt responsibility themselves and they see responsibility in you as well. They also seek redemption for what happened and since they don't have the restrictions I have, they have volunteered to be two of the three men to kick your ass.
And the third man?? He is an old friend of mine who saw the actions and saw how distraught I was. When he saw that, he immediately called me up and begged me to get an oppurtunity to beat the living snot out of your arrogant ass. That person, because he is not a member of the roster, will be wearing a mask. To protect this person's identity and face, I am calling him The Gray Knight.
So those are the three people who will be making you reap what you sew. But don't come out here and say I am not a fair man because I don't see my vengeance being sated by seeing you being triple teamed. So the sporting side of me has decided that you will be able to face these people one on one because it will be a gauntlet. Yes, you won't be having to worry about being teamed up by two men. You will be facing man after man after man and after you beat one man, they won't be allowed ringside until the match is over.
Fred, my security and I really need to be back with Jessica and her family so if you don't mind. My statement is done.
Fred: Wait Seth, will you be at NiteRaw next week?
Seth: No......I will be too busy here and the board has agreed to run things for one night. Now if you excuse me.....
*Seth & his security re-enter the hospital as the segment ends.*
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Shannon Gay
Bubba Ho-Tep
WWCF Superstar, WBW Ring Announcer, and MB69RatedR on YouTube
Posts: 511
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Post by Shannon Gay on Aug 18, 2010 0:26:44 GMT -5
A clip is being shown of a big hairy guy in a nice armani suit.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Shannon Gay, and I know what you all are thinking. You're sitting back, you're laughing, and you're having a jolly good time because you see a guy whose last name is Gay! What, you've never seen a guy with that last name before? I should be the one laughing at all of you Americans for voting for a guy who's middle name is Hussein! I should be the one laughing at all of you idiots who sit on your big fat asses while illegal immigrants south of the border are taking all of your jobs, so who's laughing now, huh? You rednecks have nothing to laugh at but yourselves, and "YALL" will see me in WWCF very soon! If you think I'm a guy who just hides behind a camera and talks about the bs going on in this world, you're wrong! You see, I'm a walking talking bullseye. I want you all to hate me just as much as I hate each and every one of you! I do what I want and I say what I want because I know I can back it up in the ring because all I wanna do is DESTROY!!! DESTROY!!! DESTROY!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!! I am Shannon Gay, and I want everyone watching WWCF to know that being Gay... is okay!
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
Posts: 4,099
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Post by Viva on Aug 18, 2010 4:19:30 GMT -5
*At Parts Unknown hospital, we see Fred G. Neric at the front door with a mic.* Fred: Ladies & Gentlemen, what we saw on NiteRaw may have one of the most shocking things I have ever witnessed. In a heated moment, Viva pushed our CEO from behind, which in a freak accident caused him to bump into the commissioner Jessica. That bump caused Jessica to land very hard on the floor and since then, Jessica has been resting at the hospital. Seth Drakin has been in this hospital for that whole time. We have also been banned from going anywhere near Jessica's room so we have been sadly forced to wait outside in some hopes that there will be a statement and we have been told a few minutes ago that Seth himself will be coming out alone to make said statement.
And here he comes.*From the hospital doors, we can see that Seth Drakin has come out in a suit and tie. He is also wearing sunglasses obviously to hide his eyes at the time. He is immediately greeted by Fred.* Fred: Seth...I know you have been going through an emotional time, but the WWCF Galaxy has to know what is going on.Seth: Well, Jessica is going to be able to recover.....but it won't be for several weeks. In fact, we will be lucky if she is able to leave the hospital before Gookermania 3. In fact, while I am out there.....she has been visiting with her family and friends. And I have heard a million times from people that it was not my fault for what happened and yet, I can't help but feel some responsibility no matter what.
But I will like to address one piece of crap named Viva. You have been wanting to fight me for the longest time. You have been always attempting to get on my bad side because you know that with the retirement, I can't afford to attempt to fight you without the permission of the man who retired me, a man you know very well in Little Naitch. Last night you have wanted to cross the line and you got exactly that. You pushed me to the point where there is no redemption.
Viva, if you think that you might be getting the night off for your actions via suspension......you are sadly mistaken. While my girlfriend and WWCF commisioner Jessica will not be able to be at Battle Bowl, you will be at Battle Bowl. You will be wrestling at the pay per view. And you wont be wrestling against one person. You wont be wrestling against two people. You will be wrestling against THREE people. And two of those three people will be coming out right now.*From the hospital doors come Mr. E & U.N. Owen.* Seth: That's right......the two men who were holding me back from going after you at NiteRaw have felt responsibility themselves and they see responsibility in you as well. They also seek redemption for what happened and since they don't have the restrictions I have, they have volunteered to be two of the three men to kick your ass.
And the third man?? He is an old friend of mine who saw the actions and saw how distraught I was. When he saw that, he immediately called me up and begged me to get an oppurtunity to beat the living snot out of your arrogant ass. That person, because he is not a member of the roster, will be wearing a mask. To protect this person's identity and face, I am calling him The Gray Knight.
So those are the three people who will be making you reap what you sew. But don't come out here and say I am not a fair man because I don't see my vengeance being sated by seeing you being triple teamed. So the sporting side of me has decided that you will be able to face these people one on one because it will be a gauntlet. Yes, you won't be having to worry about being teamed up by two men. You will be facing man after man after man and after you beat one man, they won't be allowed ringside until the match is over.
Fred, my security and I really need to be back with Jessica and her family so if you don't mind. My statement is done.Fred: Wait Seth, will you be at NiteRaw next week?Seth: No......I will be too busy here and the board has agreed to run things for one night. Now if you excuse me.....*Seth & his security re-enter the hospital as the segment ends.* You know what? I'm gonna put it all on the table, right here, right now. I didn't mean to crack that dumb bitches head open, but I'm glad it f***ing happened. And you know what? I'm going to mow right through those f***ing idiots you set up for this stupid gauntlet match at Battle Bowl. I've honestly had it up to here.
THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU SHOWED ME ONE IOTA OF RESPECT. Instead, it's looking more and more each day like I'm going to have to beat the respect I deserve out of that pale, lifeless, ignorant skull of yours. And I'm ready for that. I'm ready for your shitty security team, I'm ready for your made up super hero Gray Knights. I'm READY. I KNEW THIS WAS A WAR, SETH. I AM NOT UNPREPARED AND YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE ME AS SO.
I'll see you on the battlefield you cocky f***ing prick.
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