Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Aug 18, 2010 13:39:24 GMT -5
Vokoun! This Monday Niteraw I'm going to prove to everyone that I can make it on my own by beating you in that ring. Remember back when I crushed this guitar over your head? I bet it made you mad huh? I bet you still feel like you want to get some more revenge? Well forget it! I'm going to out wrestle you and I'm going to defeat you!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Aug 18, 2010 15:23:07 GMT -5
BRB: Well Mister Fourchon, you beat the hell out of me and I pulled out a victory by the skin of my teeth.
While I'm recovering from that beating, I'll be joining my trainer, Jazzman, and my meal ticket, Mister Fats, at ringside next Niteraw. I think that this will be a notes-taking session.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 18, 2010 15:32:31 GMT -5
Since Ah come here WWCF put me in matches all wit' champions. Heavyweight champions. Hardcore champions. Inter Forum. Tag Team. De Champion of Honor. Dis Monday Ah fight maybe de greatest champion of all. Even down in Dulac we hear of Little Naitch, de master of de figger four leg lock.
You know why Ah fight all champions? WWCF see dat Caleb Fourchon un monstre. Dat if dey put anybody less den champion in ring wit' me, he get destroyed. Little Naitch, you should be flattered dat Boss Drakin make dis match. Enjoy dat feelin' dough, 'cause next NiteRaw Ah skin you alive.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2010 15:59:16 GMT -5
Okay. That's it. I've had it with all this Heavy Metal Hollywood bickering bull s***. Since it's obvious I can't stop this runaway freight train, I figure I'll throw my hat into the ring as well.
The only true reason I joined the HMH is because I thought it would be a perfect opportunity to get at Amigo and his goons. I also thought it would mean that you guys would help me and manage me through my matches. I know you are all doing different things, but maybe even a small interference would give me a bit of an advantage. But, despite all of that, not one single person in this group even acknowledged me. I feel just like Koda did when he was with you guys. I guess you could say I am the George Harrison of the group when it comes right down to it.
Where were you guys when Amigo was constantly attacking me? The only time you helped me against him was when I was near-death. That's the only time. When I was ready to meet my maker. When me and Evil M were going at it, you guys didn't bat one eye at it. Not Viva, not Headbanger man, not Dave. Also, every time someone needs to chose a tag partner, I am never chosen. Ever. Because this group is just a bunch of big heads while I am lost in the shuffle. I've got a tag team match with someone who hates my guts again. Guess who won't be there. You guys. Too busy stroking your ego and participating in some meaningless feud just for the hell of it.
If I recall correctly, the only reason you chose me to join the group is because I could play a decent bass. Not because of my skills. I hope you guys realize that this isn't a freaking band. This is a wrestling stable. They are supposed to help eachother out and elevate them in the process. All you guys care about is some stupid war with the other stables while I'm out there busting my ass every night trying to get to the top. You all wanna fight? You wanna break up? Fine. Leave me out of it. Just like every other time. Until I see you guys in my corner, I'm taking a break from HMH. I've got better things to do. I'll leave it at that.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 18, 2010 17:02:57 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho WWCF Galaxy dwellers! I'm YOUR Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man with aWonderiffic message for you all! Next week is the Debut of a brand new Interview Segment hosted by ME! To add to the suspense and wonder my first guest is.......A Surprise! Oh.....I just love surprises.... So remember kiddies, Tune in Next week to "The Fun House" with me....Mad Man and prepare for the REAL FUN to begin!
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Square
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Post by Square on Aug 18, 2010 18:37:37 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho WWCF Galaxy dwellers! I'm YOUR Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man with aWonderiffic message for you all! Next week is the Debut of a brand new Interview Segment hosted by ME! To add to the suspense and wonder my first guest is.......A Surprise! Oh.....I just love surprises.... So remember kiddies, Tune in Next week to "The Fun House" with me....Mad Man and prepare for the REAL FUN to begin! You're just a big bag of surprises arn't ya you weird little man? Let's get one thing straight, your victory was a FLUKE. A roll up fluke, and it will never happen again. You and Dream Warrior, that Jesse Neal in a mask freak, will not take these titles away from the Human Hate Machine. And when you do decide to get your title match the smiles will end once they knocked straight off your face curtiosy of the Real Life Horror Movie, Hangman, and the Revolution of Evolution, Square.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 18, 2010 22:20:38 GMT -5
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, you say that I should be flattered that Seth made this match? Am I supposed to be impressed or something with you? I will give you credit for being a good wrestler but you are not beating me on NiteRaw. This last week while you were in a tough match against the Boiler Room Brawler, I was in training and tuning up my skills. With TheSam back as my manager, I am more motivated now than I have been in months!
Now BattleBowl is right around the corner and my goal is to win it and once again headline GookerMania and hopefully it will be against my best friend Tyfo. Now before I get to ahead of myself I have to take care of Caleb first. Caleb, you are stepping into the ring against a superb technical wrestler who is going to teach you a wrestling lesson that you will not forget. Once this match is over you are going to realize that you were in one helluva wrestling match with the best pure wrestler on the roster!!
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 18, 2010 22:47:14 GMT -5
We Cut to Smokin Vokoun walking down a dark dirt road. He is carrying a baseball bat..
HEY HEY AMIGO!!!! "Buddy"...Ol....."PAL'!!!! Oh yeah I saw that so called match on Nitraw, "real impressive". You looked sooo "cute" out there thinking that your a real badass and all....it's like you think your a champion or something....oh wait ...YOUR NOT!!!!!!!
Of course, alot of you out there may be thinking.."Hey Smokey, if your such a real man, why don't you just steal the belt back?" Well that's a very good question. *He starts to giggle* You see....I realize that it would be no trouble in just taking back my belt. I mean, it would be easy.....TOO EASY!!!! No Amigo...I'm not gonna let you get off so easy. I'm gonna let you run around with that belt. Oh sure, you can feel empowered all you want walking around, pretending to be a champion...PRETENDING TO BE A MAN!!! But you must understand that, carrying that belt...knowing that it's all a lie....it could weigh on a person. And of course, knowing the fact that the person who owns that belt....IS COMING FOR YOU AMIGO!!!! Amigo, I'm like Jason and Michael Myers all into one, I may be slow, but I keep coming....and coming...and coming ...until eventually...I GET MY KILL!!!!! That has to be quite a burden Amigo. Knowing that your own life is about to end, just because you stole belt.
*He giggles loudly. He then walks up to a giant house. There is a bum sitting at the front porch*
Ah...here at last. Amigo....I've stated before that my punishments far out weigh the crime. And you crime was stealing my Hardcore CHampionship belt. And of course, your claim of owning it DOESN'T FOOL ANYONE!!!! And whole crock of s*** that "J.S Friend" character is...THAT ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE EITHER!!!!
*He walks over to the bum and puts his arms around him*
So I'm here with my lawler....Bubba SAY HI TO THE GOOD FOLKS AT HOME BUBBA!!!!
*Bubba just stares at the camera*
GREAT!!!! Now Bubba....as my adviser....CAN I HAVE AMIGO'S MANISON....PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!!!!!!![/color]
Bubba: Meh....I don't care. Not mine.[/color]
*Vokoun jumps around and yells*
Vokoun: YEEESS!!!!!! AND I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO WITH IT!!!! Amigo, I hope your watching this. Because while you were "wrestling" in that "match" on Monday, me and my esteemed colleage over hear, rigged up something a little...shall I say....special, to your lovely home.
*Vokoun and Bubba walk away from the house slowly. Bubba then hands Smokey a remote control. Vokoun holds up the remote control and gives a sick grin*
Amigo...buddy....this is gonna hurt me more than it's gonna hurt you....NOT!!!!!!
*Vokoun presses the button and AMIGO'S MANISON EXPLODES!!!!!! The mansion's remains is nothing but fire and smoke. Vokoun looks back at his creation and laughs out loud*
HAHAHAHAHA....oh Amigo...my only regret IS THAT YOUR NOT IN THERE BURNING TO DEATH!!!!!! Remember when I said that my punishments far out weight the crime.....WELL CONSIDER THAT YOUR FIRST PUNISHMENT!!!!!! You take something from me.....
*Vokoun looks back at the destruction*
AND I TOOK SOMETHING FROM YOU!!!!! And now...I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT I'M NOT JOKIN!!!!!!!!!![/color]
Fade to black.
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 20, 2010 18:06:56 GMT -5
2 weeks in a row i Have won matches and I have a shot at the tag titles and in the Lethal Lottery Matche.Things are looking up but im not done yet I prove to Square i could beat him and this Monday I take on Amigo.I will give it my all cause you might be big but i got heart and my soul and determination so when we meet on monday Amigo it will be me leaving with the win.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2010 18:19:08 GMT -5
So Colt and I cross paths yet again. This week, we meet on opposite sides of a main event tag team match.
Colt, our history goes back to when this company first started up nearly two years ago. We've met many times since then, but only twice one-on-one. I think it's time for a rubber match.
Colt, I am challenging you to a match at BattleBowl. It won't be a title match(you have to earn that), but I'll let you have whatever match you choose. Just name it.
I am going to end our Story once and for all, pal. And when it's all said and done, nobody will be able to say I didn't fight with Honor, do it for Yellow Jacket, or make my country proud.
I'll see you Monday.
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 20, 2010 19:26:58 GMT -5
Square you have a lot of gall calling me the Jesse Neal Freak In a mask. You are a talented performer, but the difference between me and you is that I have respect and do this cause i want to. You do this to hurt people and make money.When you go out there all you have is yourself and when i go out there i have my fans chanting my name, so if we ever we meet again it will be the same as last time me beating you.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 20, 2010 19:38:29 GMT -5
Sparks, it only feels like eight months ago when we hard our series of matches. Yes, maybe you beat me in every match we had. But it was a turning point for the Technical Professional. You humbled me, and it brought change. I changed, and it seems you did too. Next week we team up for the first time against a team who has teamed up considerably more often. On one side we have The Hangman, an executioner with whom I am not too familiar with. But that doesn't matter, because by his side will be a man I know all too well. The Man with 10,000 nicknames, only 3 of them good, Square.
When you beat me Sparks, I asked for your respect. I held my hand up in a sign of togetherness, of comradeship, of brotherhood. What happened? You turned the gesture down. You rejected friendship. Well next week the Technical Professional isn't asking for friendship, he is only asking for your help. If we manage to win this week than perhaps, maybe, even possibly yourself and yours truly might get a shot at the esteemed WWCF Tag Team Titles. So Sparks, I ask, no I beseech that you put our past behind us and work for victory.
The balls in our court, I pass it to you. Do you pass it back? Do you score a goal? Do you aim for the head? What you do with it is up to you. But think carefully, because we've got one shot, or we foul.
See you next week.
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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 21, 2010 10:51:11 GMT -5
So Colt and I cross paths yet again. This week, we meet on opposite sides of a main event tag team match.
Colt, our history goes back to when this company first started up nearly two years ago. We've met many times since then, but only twice one-on-one. I think it's time for a rubber match.
Colt, I am challenging you to a match at BattleBowl. It won't be a title match(you have to earn that), but I'll let you have whatever match you choose. Just name it.
I am going to end our Story once and for all, pal. And when it's all said and done, nobody will be able to say I didn't fight with Honor, do it for Yellow Jacket, or make my country proud.
I'll see you Monday. ... Evil M... no, Wordlife... Our paths will always cross, however it truly is time that we settle this... I can't give a definate answer just yet, but I will see you in the ring Monday and my intentions will be made very clear...
And I would hold that title of yours very close and very tight if I were you... For you see The Story will be told... with Honor!
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Post by hossfan on Aug 21, 2010 12:30:09 GMT -5
Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, you say that I should be flattered that Seth made this match? Am I supposed to be impressed or something with you? I will give you credit for being a good wrestler but you are not beating me on NiteRaw. This last week while you were in a tough match against the Boiler Room Brawler, I was in training and tuning up my skills. With TheSam back as my manager, I am more motivated now than I have been in months!
Now BattleBowl is right around the corner and my goal is to win it and once again headline GookerMania and hopefully it will be against my best friend Tyfo. Now before I get to ahead of myself I have to take care of Caleb first. Caleb, you are stepping into the ring against a superb technical wrestler who is going to teach you a wrestling lesson that you will not forget. Once this match is over you are going to realize that you were in one helluva wrestling match with the best pure wrestler on the roster!! Pfft. Ah don't need no lesson from you. Jonathan Michaels already teachin me to be Hardcore Champion. He help me, so Ah help him, by takin out de udder man who want to be Grand Slam Champion in WWCF. You unnerstand whut Ah'm sayin', "Little" Naitch?
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 21, 2010 15:35:13 GMT -5
It's nothing personal, Naitch, I'm trying my best to civilise him, but it's going to take some time.
Don't worry, as former Hardcore Champion, I know better than anybody that our medical team is top notch, so I'm sure you'll be back on your feet in no time.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 21, 2010 17:57:01 GMT -5
Sparks, it only feels like eight months ago when we hard our series of matches. Yes, maybe you beat me in every match we had. But it was a turning point for the Technical Professional. You humbled me, and it brought change. I changed, and it seems you did too. Next week we team up for the first time against a team who has teamed up considerably more often. On one side we have The Hangman, an executioner with whom I am not too familiar with. But that doesn't matter, because by his side will be a man I know all too well. The Man with 10,000 nicknames, only 3 of them good, Square.
When you beat me Sparks, I asked for your respect. I held my hand up in a sign of togetherness, of comradeship, of brotherhood. What happened? You turned the gesture down. You rejected friendship. Well next week the Technical Professional isn't asking for friendship, he is only asking for your help. If we manage to win this week than perhaps, maybe, even possibly yourself and yours truly might get a shot at the esteemed WWCF Tag Team Titles. So Sparks, I ask, no I beseech that you put our past behind us and work for victory.
The balls in our court, I pass it to you. Do you pass it back? Do you score a goal? Do you aim for the head? What you do with it is up to you. But think carefully, because we've got one shot, or we foul.
See you next week. I dunno if you can recall this, Starshine, but I was willing to respect you and raise your hand in friendship and all that, but instead, I got smacked with a steel chair. Do you expect me to just forget about what you did to me after that match? Regardless, I'm willing to put that all behind me for our match next week. Just don't expect me to be all buddy buddy with you.
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Shannon Gay
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Post by Shannon Gay on Aug 23, 2010 0:27:29 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho WWCF Galaxy dwellers! I'm YOUR Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man with aWonderiffic message for you all! Next week is the Debut of a brand new Interview Segment hosted by ME! To add to the suspense and wonder my first guest is.......A Surprise! Oh.....I just love surprises.... So remember kiddies, Tune in Next week to "The Fun House" with me....Mad Man and prepare for the REAL FUN to begin! The Commissioner of fun, eh? More like the Commissioner of CRAP! You see, you may not know who I am, but just know that I'm not a man who likes to have fun! I'm not one of those filthy Americans who only live to be entertained. Wrestling is serious business, and the only fun you're supposed to have is when you destroy your opponents! Lemme guess, since you're Mr. Funny Pants, you're probably one of those guys who makes fun of other people's names. Well, you won't be laughing when I make my debut and kill the guy that I face. You see, being Gay... is okay, but having fun will only get someone DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Aug 23, 2010 11:47:56 GMT -5
Howdy-Ho WWCF Galaxy dwellers! I'm YOUR Commissioner of Fun, Mad Man with aWonderiffic message for you all! Next week is the Debut of a brand new Interview Segment hosted by ME! To add to the suspense and wonder my first guest is.......A Surprise! Oh.....I just love surprises.... So remember kiddies, Tune in Next week to "The Fun House" with me....Mad Man and prepare for the REAL FUN to begin! The Commissioner of fun, eh? More like the Commissioner of CRAP! You see, you may not know who I am, but just know that I'm not a man who likes to have fun! I'm not one of those filthy Americans who only live to be entertained. Wrestling is serious business, and the only fun you're supposed to have is when you destroy your opponents! Lemme guess, since you're Mr. Funny Pants, you're probably one of those guys who makes fun of other people's names. Well, you won't be laughing when I make my debut and kill the guy that I face. You see, being Gay... is okay, but having fun will only get someone DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!! Woah now partner.........what exactly is your problem? Why is it that I get every nutjob, whacko, and Monkey-lover going after me? I don't know what your problem is mister, but if you want to have a match, I'm all for it. I'll make you scream bloody murder and fear the thought of Mad Man. Your name might as well be mud after i'm done with you, I'll walk all over you. You might think that I'd go for the quick joke at the expense of your evocotive surname, but I have a bit more class than that. I don't give a damn what your name is.....I just know that I'll beat you, and I'll move on.....and you......you'll be just another footnote in the WWCF.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 25, 2010 17:16:45 GMT -5
*Caleb is standing in a darkened hallway carrying a large burlap sack in one hand*
Next Monday Ah am in big Battle Bowl fight. De rules are simple: you toss everybuddy over de top rope, you win. No pinfalls, tapouts, countouts, and, dis is de best one: no disqualifications. Dat means Ah kin do anythin to de udder wrasslers. Mais yeah, Battle Bowl is mah kind of match!
Ah fought like dis before, down Louisiana. *reaches into the bag and pulls out a squirming, snapping alligator* Dis here is a young'un. Pitcher him three times bigger. Teeth like knives. Hide like iron. Cocodrie dangerous at both ends. You got to be fast and strong and smart to wrassle dem. One slip and dey kin crush your bones wit' dere tail, or rip your flesh clean off wit' dere jaws. De gator is de second toughest beast in de bayou. After me. *stuffs the alligator back into the sack*
Little Naitch, Jazz Man, and de udders in Battle Bowl, all you in big trouble. You fightin Caleb Fourchon in his element. And Ah gonna make you all pay for trickin me before. Um, except Jonathan Michaels, 'cause he bin helpin me. Monday Ah win Battle Bowl to git match at Gooker Mania for Hardcore Championship. Den WWCF see me become big deal tout suite.
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Aug 25, 2010 22:15:56 GMT -5
This Monday night I am in Battle Bowl with the winner goes on to main event GookerMania 3 against the World Heavyweight Champion. I am one step closer to reaching the top of this company once again and I am ggoing to whatever it is that I have to do to make sure that I win BattleBowl and earn a title shot. I am going to be the last man standing inside of that ring and when it is all said and one I will be main eventing GookerMania 3!!!
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