Shannon Gay
Bubba Ho-Tep
WWCF Superstar, WBW Ring Announcer, and MB69RatedR on YouTube
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Post by Shannon Gay on Aug 25, 2010 22:17:58 GMT -5
The Commissioner of fun, eh? More like the Commissioner of CRAP! You see, you may not know who I am, but just know that I'm not a man who likes to have fun! I'm not one of those filthy Americans who only live to be entertained. Wrestling is serious business, and the only fun you're supposed to have is when you destroy your opponents! Lemme guess, since you're Mr. Funny Pants, you're probably one of those guys who makes fun of other people's names. Well, you won't be laughing when I make my debut and kill the guy that I face. You see, being Gay... is okay, but having fun will only get someone DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!! Woah now partner.........what exactly is your problem? Why is it that I get every nutjob, whacko, and Monkey-lover going after me? I don't know what your problem is mister, but if you want to have a match, I'm all for it. I'll make you scream bloody murder and fear the thought of Mad Man. Your name might as well be mud after i'm done with you, I'll walk all over you. You might think that I'd go for the quick joke at the expense of your evocotive surname, but I have a bit more class than that. I don't give a damn what your name is.....I just know that I'll beat you, and I'll move on.....and you......you'll be just another footnote in the WWCF.Hehe now we're talking! A match, you say? Oh man, this is going to be great. You want to make an example of me!?!?! I might be a nutjob, but I'm not like one of these stupid Americans who like to talk big about theirselves so they can look like a threat! First of all, I got size and power over you, and second, I'm Scottish born and Canadian raised which makes me already 10x better than you by default. The numbers don't lie, Mad man! Your days in WWCF will be numbered because I will do everything I can to leave you DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!!
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Aug 26, 2010 3:35:44 GMT -5
We fade to Tim Hoss walking down a Hospital hallway
Tim Hoss: Wrestling fans, Tim Hoss reporting at the Parts Unknown General Hospital, where the WWCF Hardcore Champion Smokin Vokoun has been staying after that bruta assault by Amigo and the Human Hate Machines. He's been here for a few days with no word on his condition. However, we have been able to get his pysican, Doctor Jonathan Gamze. Doctor...what can you tell me about Smokin Vokoun's injuries?[/color]
Dr. Gamze: Well Tim, Mr. Vokoun has suffered a broken Ulna which was bent in the wrong direction when he arrived here. The arm is being held together in a cast and with rods. Mr. Vokoun also suffered from a fractured skull.....which I'm sure he's used to. But I'm not sure he's used to that kind of arm trauma.[/color]
Hoss: I see...how long do you think Smokin Vokoun will be out of action?[/color]
Dr.Gamze: Well.....that all depends. You see it takes almost two to three months...maybe even more than that. It was a pretty bad break to be honest. In my opinion...I don't think he should be in the ring for a while.[/color]
Hoss: Doc...as much as I would agree with you....I don't think Smokin Vokoun would miss much action even if he lost both of his legs. Especailly with this thing going down between Amigo and Smokie.[/color]
Dr. Gamze: Well Tim...I think that even he will realize that once I show him these X-Rays...that he will listen to me and take time off.[/color]
*Dr.Gamze walks into Smokin Vokoun's room*
Hoss: Well good luck Doctor. Fans...I will give you updates on Smokin Vokoun's condition when whenever we get them. For the WWCF...I'm Gorilla...[/color]
*Just then, Doctor Gamze runs out of the room, holding a BLOODY NOSE*
Dr.Gamze: SON OF A BITCH!!!! THAT ASSHOLE PUNCHED ME IN THE NOSE!!![/color]
*Dr. Gamze walks off...screaming his head off* Hoss: Sorry about that Doc....hehe...well theres no doubt about WWCF Fans....Smokin Vokoun still has the fighting spirit. This is "Gorillia" Tim Hoss. See you this Monday Night Augest 30th...LIVE ON PPV....WrestleCrap BattleBowl!!! Be there!!!![/color]
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 26, 2010 14:21:23 GMT -5
This Sunday night my first Pay Per View Match I am am in the battle royal.I am nervous Because there is a lot of great talent in there but none of them have heart like I do there will be two people i will be targeting Square for your comments you have made about me and titanonhere and caleb for that brutal attack come sunday i will let my actions speak louder then words see you sunday.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Aug 26, 2010 16:43:08 GMT -5
DR Jackson: Tyfo... I'm going to admit, no superstar has given me this much trouble leading into a match before. You are something else.
Usually, as the weeks go by, I'm able to casually stroll in and dominate my opponent with them only getting the very occasional upper hand. This tends to lead to me getting a very nice victory out of it in the end.
But not you, since we started this little game of cat and mouse, it's been stalemate after stalemate after stalemate... You are different, you're not afraid of what you KNOW I can do, you don't back down... In fact you're willing to risk injury just to get into the fight. I can see why you've become champion.
However, this is MY destiny... This is the reason why I came into this business. Everything I have accomplished in my career here, every single match I've fought, I've won and I've lost has all finally brought me to here... The WWCF Championship.
This is the moment where my incomparable winning streak comes to a head... This is when I finally prove to this world of fascists and conformists that a Minority Wrestler, that a Singles Competitor is capable of being recognised as "The Man".
Come Sunday, the Era of Attitude... the trials and tribulations of The Black Dynasty and... calling back to my very first promo here... The very defination of "Damn Right" finally gets realized.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... Simply passing of the torch... DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by dreamwarrior on Aug 28, 2010 9:45:42 GMT -5
Tomorrow night is Battle bowel and I know I'm probally not the odds on favorite to win.I am going to give it my all in this battle royal there are many tough guys in it. But with my skills and determination and all my fans cheering me I know i can accomplish this. I am not going to win this for me I am gonna win this for everyone else for everyone who always been told they cant do this I will prove dreams come true.
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Jonathan Michaels
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 28, 2010 15:02:17 GMT -5
*Caleb is standing in a darkened hallway carrying a large burlap sack in one hand* Next Monday Ah am in big Battle Bowl fight. De rules are simple: you toss everybuddy over de top rope, you win. No pinfalls, tapouts, countouts, and, dis is de best one: no disqualifications. Dat means Ah kin do anythin to de udder wrasslers. Mais yeah, Battle Bowl is mah kind of match!
Ah fought like dis before, down Louisiana. *reaches into the bag and pulls out a squirming, snapping alligator* Dis here is a young'un. Pitcher him three times bigger. Teeth like knives. Hide like iron. Cocodrie dangerous at both ends. You got to be fast and strong and smart to wrassle dem. One slip and dey kin crush your bones wit' dere tail, or rip your flesh clean off wit' dere jaws. De gator is de second toughest beast in de bayou. After me. *stuffs the alligator back into the sack* Little Naitch, Jazz Man, and de udders in Battle Bowl, all you in big trouble. You fightin Caleb Fourchon in his element. And Ah gonna make you all pay for trickin me before. Um, except Jonathan Michaels, 'cause he bin helpin me. Monday Ah win Battle Bowl to git match at Gooker Mania for Hardcore Championship. Den WWCF see me become big deal tout suite. That's fine, Caleb, but you know that I won't hesitate to throw you out of the ring, because even though we're partners now, I'm not going to let you or anyone else get between me and my destiny.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 28, 2010 19:59:00 GMT -5
This is it.
My moment.
My time in the Sun.
The Battlebowl.
12 men.
One winner.
One vision.
The Championship
I've got something to prove.
This is to all of the doubters.
For all of the people who said I am a nobody.
For all the fans and boys in the back who had even an inkling of faith in me.
This is it.
This is my time.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Aug 31, 2010 14:06:46 GMT -5
*Seth Drakin heads to his office smiling when his phone rings. Seth answers it.*
Seth: This is the CEO speaking....what's up.
*Seth listens and responds.*
Seth: Well hello Mr. Siris, how is the board doing on this great day.
*Seth listens and frowns.*
Seth: I understand..........I will meet with the board on Wednesday involving my actions. I will see you all then.
*Seth hangs up.*
Seth: Guess I might be in a bit of trouble, but before I leave. I will make a match for the Championship of Honor at Gookermania 3. It seems Sparks has been a thorn on Evil M's side and yet at Battle Bowl, Colt made Evil M tap out. That means we have two men that will face Evil M.
Yes it will be a three way Rules of Honor Elimination Match between Evil M, Colt, & Sparks. The only way to win is for both of your opponents to be eliminated and the winner is the Champion of Honor.
Now I shall take my leave and deal with this mess.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 31, 2010 15:18:18 GMT -5
(Backstage after the Pay Per View)
You see? You see?! Ah dominate de Battle Bowl. Both Sparks and Dream Warrior git thrown out by me. And Ah was gonna do more, but de udders conspire. It took not one, not two, but THREE former World Champions to eliminate Caleb Fourchon! Dat alone should give me Gookermania match. Just like mah podnah Jonathan Michaels, who win de Battle Bowl and now git to wrassle for de Heavyweight Title. For true, JoNo gonna whip Damn Right Jackson and be new World Champion!
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Aug 31, 2010 17:59:05 GMT -5
(Backstage after the Pay Per View) You see? You see?! Ah dominate de Battle Bowl. Both Sparks and Dream Warrior git thrown out by me. And Ah was gonna do more, but de udders conspire. It took not one, not two, but THREE former World Champions to eliminate Caleb Fourchon! Dat alone should give me Gookermania match. Just like mah podnah Jonathan Michaels, who win de Battle Bowl and now git to wrassle for de Heavyweight Title. For true, JoNo gonna whip Damn Right Jackson and be new World Champion! You're right, Caleb, you do deserve a Hardcore title match, and don't worry, we'll go get those tag belts eventually, but right now, I'm pumped.
I would first like to congratulate D.R. Jackson on winning the WWCF World Title, you earned it, and you deserve it.
But I know what you're thinking right now, Damn, you're thinking that Gookermania is going to be a cakewalk, after all, the reason you are holding that belt right now is because you beat me last month, and in point of fact, I've never beaten you.
Well, you know what they say, there's a first time for everything, Jackson, you see last year, I successfully defended my Hardcore Championship against Evil M, so I know better than anyone how to deal with the pressure of performing at your peak in a high stress scenario.
Do you?
We'll find out.
And, cut.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2010 18:30:25 GMT -5
(Backstage after the Pay Per View) You see? You see?! Ah dominate de Battle Bowl. Both Sparks and Dream Warrior git thrown out by me. And Ah was gonna do more, but de udders conspire. It took not one, not two, but THREE former World Champions to eliminate Caleb Fourchon! Dat alone should give me Gookermania match. Just like mah podnah Jonathan Michaels, who win de Battle Bowl and now git to wrassle for de Heavyweight Title. For true, JoNo gonna whip Damn Right Jackson and be new World Champion! Okay okay, you got me. I got eliminated by a toothless hillbilly. A pretty strong toothless hillbilly at that. One day ,Forchun, one day...you will read the writing on the wall and the--oh wait. You...can't...read. . Maybe your new tutor buddy JoMo could help ya. Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry.
I'm sure the Evil M is gonna pout and complain all the way to day care about how I screwed him last night. But here's the deal.
Evil. Screwed. Evil.
Once again, it was his fear of harmless insects that caused him to punked out by Mr. Story on Page One. I've told him before that if you are gonna be a wrestler, it's best not to show any fear or weaknesses. Because that's how they getcha. I had nothing to do with M's loss. I just happened to be holding Scar, who happened to be near the ring ropes. Face it, M. Colt made you humble. And thankfully, Scar was there to save the day when you were up to one of your old and tried tricks. You know Evil M, you ARE a big guy. Why do you need to cheat time and time again to win when you are almost 300 pounds? And now Seth has made a match between the three of us at Gookermania 3. A Rules of Honor match no less. This should be interesting to say the least.
Wow. To tell ya the truth, I never thought I would hear the words "I am in a match at Gookermania" come out of my mouth. This is gonna be the biggest night of my life, and know that I'm gonna make the most of it for sure. Colt, you know I respect the helll out of you, but both of you are fair game when it comes down to this. I am going to live in the moment.
My moment.
My Gookermania moment.
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Post by hossfan on Aug 31, 2010 18:55:04 GMT -5
(Backstage after the Pay Per View) You see? You see?! Ah dominate de Battle Bowl. Both Sparks and Dream Warrior git thrown out by me. And Ah was gonna do more, but de udders conspire. It took not one, not two, but THREE former World Champions to eliminate Caleb Fourchon! Dat alone should give me Gookermania match. Just like mah podnah Jonathan Michaels, who win de Battle Bowl and now git to wrassle for de Heavyweight Title. For true, JoNo gonna whip Damn Right Jackson and be new World Champion! Okay okay, you got me. I got eliminated by a toothless hillbilly. A pretty strong toothless hillbilly at that. One day ,Forchun, one day...you will read the writing on the wall and the--oh wait. You...can't...read. . Maybe your new tutor buddy JoMo could help ya. Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry.
I'm sure the Evil M is gonna pout and complain all the way to day care about how I screwed him last night. But here's the deal.
Evil. Screwed. Evil.
Once again, it was his fear of harmless insects that caused him to punked out by Mr. Story on Page One. I've told him before that if you are gonna be a wrestler, it's best not to show any fear or weaknesses. Because that's how they getcha. I had nothing to do with M's loss. I just happened to be holding Scar, who happened to be near the ring ropes. Face it, M. Colt made you humble. And thankfully, Scar was there to save the day when you were up to one of your old and tried tricks. You know Evil M, you ARE a big guy. Why do you need to cheat time and time again to win when you are almost 300 pounds? And now Seth has made a match between the three of us at Gookermania 3. A Rules of Honor match no less. This should be interesting to say the least.
Wow. To tell ya the truth, I never thought I would hear the words "I am in a match at Gookermania" come out of my mouth. This is gonna be the biggest night of my life, and know that I'm gonna make the most of it for sure. Colt, you know I respect the helll out of you, but both of you are fair game when it comes down to this. I am going to live in the moment.
My moment.
My Gookermania moment. Well, lookee here, it Sparks, de Ringo Starr of Heavy Metal Hollywood. Ah must correct you on two things, Ringo.
One. Ah ain't no hillbilly. Dere no hills in Louisiana, brah. Whut Ah am is hunnred percent genuwine coona**.
Two. Ah ain't toothless. See? (smiles broadly to show off a set of teeth that are Snitskyesque in their level of hygiene) Tell you whut, Ringo: how about you and your spider come git a closer look at dem next Monday NiteRaw? We kin have regular match instead of me just tossin you out like sack of garbage.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 31, 2010 19:43:10 GMT -5
Okay okay, you got me. I got eliminated by a toothless hillbilly. A pretty strong toothless hillbilly at that. One day ,Forchun, one day...you will read the writing on the wall and the--oh wait. You...can't...read. . Maybe your new tutor buddy JoMo could help ya. Anyway, I've got bigger fish to fry.
I'm sure the Evil M is gonna pout and complain all the way to day care about how I screwed him last night. But here's the deal.
Evil. Screwed. Evil.
Once again, it was his fear of harmless insects that caused him to punked out by Mr. Story on Page One. I've told him before that if you are gonna be a wrestler, it's best not to show any fear or weaknesses. Because that's how they getcha. I had nothing to do with M's loss. I just happened to be holding Scar, who happened to be near the ring ropes. Face it, M. Colt made you humble. And thankfully, Scar was there to save the day when you were up to one of your old and tried tricks. You know Evil M, you ARE a big guy. Why do you need to cheat time and time again to win when you are almost 300 pounds? And now Seth has made a match between the three of us at Gookermania 3. A Rules of Honor match no less. This should be interesting to say the least.
Wow. To tell ya the truth, I never thought I would hear the words "I am in a match at Gookermania" come out of my mouth. This is gonna be the biggest night of my life, and know that I'm gonna make the most of it for sure. Colt, you know I respect the helll out of you, but both of you are fair game when it comes down to this. I am going to live in the moment.
My moment.
My Gookermania moment. Well, lookee here, it Sparks, de Ringo Starr of Heavy Metal Hollywood. Ah must correct you on two things, Ringo.
One. Ah ain't no hillbilly. Dere no hills in Louisiana, brah. Whut Ah am is hunnred percent genuwine coona**.
Two. Ah ain't toothless. See? (smiles broadly to show off a set of teeth that are Snitskyesque in their level of hygiene) Tell you whut, Ringo: how about you and your spider come git a closer look at dem next Monday NiteRaw? We kin have regular match instead of me just tossin you out like sack of garbage. For your information, I am not the Ringo of the group! I am the George Harrison of the group. So get your facts straight.
Okay, Pud. I accept your challenge. Born in the South myself, I happen to know a little bit about you folk. So don't think I ain't edumacated about all the who-billies and hoedowns and tractor trailers and what-nots. See you on Niteraw, ya here?
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Post by General Adam on Aug 31, 2010 21:19:06 GMT -5
*The General is sitting at his desk*
I have been in the WWCF for a long time. I never really accomplish much, but I like to think that I left a decent impact. I mean how many other wrestlers can say that they had a pet monkey that died then after that had another monkey that was in reality a midget and your other monkey is brought back to life?
*Bingo grunts*
That's right Bingo nobody......and that is why I'm going to retire.
*Bingo grunts*
That's right Bingo. My last match will be at Gookermania. I have done all I can do in the WWCF, but I think it is time to hang up my boots for good. MY last two matches were awful. I lost to Jonathan Michaels in less then five moves and I was the first one eliminated from the battle bowl. I'm not as good as I once was.
I'm still not to sure who I want to face at Gookermania. A veteran like me or a young buck climbing the ladder of success in the WWCF. All of you have just got to wait and see.
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Post by Starshine on Sept 1, 2010 0:30:55 GMT -5
Well... I lost... again. But with every storm cloud, I believe there's always a silver lining. With Gookermania just on the horizon, I'm throwing my name into the proverbial hat for the first annual WWCF Feast of Fired match.
I am going to make two guarantees, right here, right now. One, in the match I will obtain a briefcase, and two, it will be for a future WWCF title shot. Whether it's for the Inter-Forum title, the Championship of Honor, the Tag Team titles, or maybe even a World title shot. Whatever the result, the Technical Professional will be making an impact very shortly.
I guarantee it.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 1, 2010 1:51:30 GMT -5
I guess I'm supposed to be shaking in my boots. I'm supposed to be looking at all of you and showing my cards, acting scared of what I've wanted all along: an opportunity to embarrass Seth Drakin and earn his god damn respect. I had the opportunity to do so at Battle Bowl and that stupid pussy got himself disqualified, once again trying to put himself over as some omniscient badass.
He doesn't seem to understand that I'm numb to his bullshit now. I just want him in that f***ing ring. I don't care what the stipulation is. I don't care what day it is, hell, I don't even care if anybody sees it. Because when we're in the middle of that ring, it's not a question of who wins or who loses anymore. I could give two shits. All I know is that I'm going to get him in the middle of that ring, and beat him until I hear these three words.
I
Respect
You.
It's that simple, Seth.
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Shannon Gay
Bubba Ho-Tep
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Post by Shannon Gay on Sept 1, 2010 6:29:13 GMT -5
You gotta be kidding me! How can anyone take that win seriously? Screw the damn ref and especially screw you idiots in the crowd! For those who didn't know who I was, you'll soon find out! You see, you will NEVER be anything, but me, I'm getting more popular by the second. I'll soon be "chilling" in my mansion while Obama takes your houses away and you all have to sleep in the back of a restraunt like the rats you are! Thing will get better. My head wasn't screwed on straight, but next time, I will make sure that I DESTROY DESTROY DESTROY!!!
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 1, 2010 10:27:45 GMT -5
Wow....a match against the great Jazzman, I'm in awe of all I've done in these short months, but there's no time for nostalgia. I'll admit I may have used some....."Questionable" tactics to beat Shannon Gay but bending the rules is what Fun is all about.
I may very well be looking at my first singles loss this coming NiteRaw, but I look at this way, I'm gonna go out there and have fun, and if I lose.....I'm losing to a former Champion. It might take a former champion to take me down....let that sink in......
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 1, 2010 11:20:35 GMT -5
The Following email has been sent to WWCF.com by the board of directors.
Due to the actions perpetrated at Battlebowl, we have decided to suspend Seth Drakin from his duties as CEO until after Gookermania. From now until Gookermania, the honors of running the show will be done by Commissioner Jessica Morton. Seth will also not be at any NiteRaw and will only be allowed back into the Parts Unknown Arena till Gookermania where he will face Viva. Because we made this decision before Seth made the match official, the Championship of Honor Three Way Match has been cancelled.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 1, 2010 14:26:46 GMT -5
Wait.....I'm facing Hangman? Not Jazzman? Well, my run of destroying "veterans" continues I guess. So, Hangman, I guess it's time for MY brand of fun. We're going to have such a GOOD time at NiteRaw......oooooooh yessssss......We'll have such fun.
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