Shannon Gay
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Post by Shannon Gay on Sept 1, 2010 15:44:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Evil M!! Don't take my last loss seriously!! I want you to come at me 110% You're exactly the man I wanna use to make myself known around here. I don't care how big you are. I will make sure, this time, that I DESTROY!! DESTROY!! DESTROY!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!![/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2010 15:45:26 GMT -5
The Following email has been sent to WWCF.com by the board of directors. Due to the actions perpetrated at Battlebowl, we have decided to suspend Seth Drakin from his duties as CEO until after Gookermania. From now until Gookermania, the honors of running the show will be done by Commissioner Jessica Morton. Seth will also not be at any NiteRaw and will only be allowed back into the Parts Unknown Arena till Gookermania where he will face Viva. Because we made this decision before Seth made the match official, the Championship of Honor Three Way Match has been cancelled. Well, it's a pity poor Seth ran afoul of the board. However, I whole-heartedly approve of the unfair three-way match being canceled. Sparks and Colt are nothing but cretins, unsophisticated heathens! They have no business challenging for my Championship! In fact, there's nobody on the roster worthy of challenging for MY Championship! So I'm taking GookerMania off! HAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Square
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Post by Square on Sept 1, 2010 18:29:07 GMT -5
Wait.....I'm facing Hangman? Not Jazzman? Well, my run of destroying "veterans" continues I guess. So, Hangman, I guess it's time for MY brand of fun. We're going to have such a GOOD time at NiteRaw......oooooooh yessssss......We'll have such fun. He IS going to kill you, you do know that?
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Jonathan Michaels
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 1, 2010 18:31:25 GMT -5
The Following email has been sent to WWCF.com by the board of directors. Due to the actions perpetrated at Battlebowl, we have decided to suspend Seth Drakin from his duties as CEO until after Gookermania. From now until Gookermania, the honors of running the show will be done by Commissioner Jessica Morton. Seth will also not be at any NiteRaw and will only be allowed back into the Parts Unknown Arena till Gookermania where he will face Viva. Because we made this decision before Seth made the match official, the Championship of Honor Three Way Match has been cancelled. Well, it's a pity poor Seth ran afoul of the board. However, I whole-heartedly approve of the unfair three-way match being canceled. Sparks and Colt are nothing but cretins, unsophisticated heathens! They have no business challenging for my Championship! In fact, there's nobody on the roster worthy of challenging for MY Championship! So I'm taking GookerMania off! HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's a shame, M, because I desperately wanted you to be there to watch the student surpass the master after I become WWCF Champion in the main event of Gookermania.
But then again I understand, because you probably have bad memories of Gookermania since last year when I destroyed you in the Ultimate Scaffold Match, so maybe it's best if you just stay home and sit in a dark corner, rocking gently back and forth, telling yourself over and over again that you're still relevant.
Because when I started here, I remember a big scary masked man taking me under his wing and showing me how to win, but that man is gone now, and in his place is a shell of a man, shouting to the heavens repeatedly that the belt around his waist means something around here, when the truth is you're a disgrace of a champion and a disgrace of a man.
So you just stay home for the PPV, because if you were to watch the main event and see two men who actually DO know the first thing about honor blow the crowd away in pursuit of the greatest prize in this company, a prize you haven't even been within sniffing distance in forever, then your little delusion you've wrapped yourself in may come crashing down all around you.
And, Cut.OOC: I mean you no offense, M, it's just a promo, you da man.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 1, 2010 21:53:25 GMT -5
Ah Jono. Always nice to hear your pointless ramblings. As for your little GookerMania title match, just remember. Last year, another former friend of mine, Above Average, he won the Guerilla Rumble and went on to challenge to Jazzman. No wait. He went on to LOSE to Jazzman! History is not on your side, pal.
And how dare you call my belt worthless! And how dare you claim I'm no longer relevant! I beat YOU for this belt! No wait. I SAVED this belt from you! With me holding the belt, it's prestige has gone up 100%! I have defended this belt with Honor! Nobody here can claim to be more Honorable than me! I'm doing my good friend Yellow Jacket and the great country of France proud!
Perhaps I will attend GookerMania after all. However, it won't be to compete. Instead, I intend to bear witness to your failure against "Darn Right" Jackson! I plan to be the first person out to the ring to rub it in after you fall prey to the Anxiety Adjustment! I will be the first person to taunt you after you tap out to the High Attitude! I will be right there, laughing in your face when. You. LOSE!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Sept 1, 2010 23:51:10 GMT -5
First of all, I came so close to winning Battle Bowl that I could taste it. I made a mistake and the vet that Michaels is, took advantage of it to win Battle Bowl and I give him mad props for that. Now this Monday night the greatest tag team in WWCF history will reunite as Tyfo and myself take on the team of Jazzman and Colt in which will no doubt be epic. I am not expecting much rust between me and Tyfo as we have always been a well oiled machine and with The Sam back in our corner, we will show no rust.
This huge match is going to be the biggest match in WWCF history since all four of us have held that World Heavyweight Title and we all definitely want to be the first to win that coveted belt a second time. I have great respect for both Jazzman and Colt but I will be damned if the Southwest Connection lose to them. Tyfo and myself are the very best tag team of all time as nobody else have held those belts more times than us. We have done it all in the tag team ranks and we are going to prove again this Monday night just exactly why we are the greatest tag team of all time. For all I know, the winners of this match could be in line for a future shot at the tag team belts so you know damn well that the Connection will no doubt be in top form for this match.
Jazzman and Colt, you two are going to learn a lesson in tag team wrestling 101 from us without a shadow of a doubt. Like I said, I respect the hell out of you two but you two are entering a world that I have conquered many a times while you two were doing your own stuff. I mean I am damn sure that we are going to tear the house done on NiteRaw but it will be the Southwest Connection walking out with our hands raised in victory!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2010 3:37:03 GMT -5
*Sparks is seen in the upper third talking on his cellphone*
...what?! The match is cancelled? Ugh! For what reason?...that's ridiculous. Why do we have such an incompetent fool for a commissioner?...
So I'm off the card?...great. Another Gookermania that I'm gonna be watching at home. You can forget seeing me backstage...
...isn't there any way you can pencil me into it?...There is no way you can make me sell programs...*sigh* Fine...okay. I see. Thanks.
*Sparks plops down on his couch with his head and cellphone in his hands. He sits there for a while until he finally shoots up and throws the cellphone across the room and storms off camera.*
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Sept 2, 2010 7:58:25 GMT -5
The following was posted in the NiteRaw preview page via wwcf.com
DR Jackson: Words cannot describe what I'm feeling at the moment... I look up to the sky... and now the World is mine! The Black Dynasty is YOUR NEW WWCF Champion! And not only that, but I am taking this title with me all the way to the Main Event of GookerMania III!
I am on the roll of my life, I gave the fight of my life and now I can be called what I always knew I was... The Best. Tyfo, you were good, you were great... However when the smoke cleared you were left as a stepping stone for the Era of Attitude...
Now I can't go into this too much, because I have booked in some ring time for next weeks Monday NiteRaw, where the NEW WWCF Champion will make an official address to the WWCF Galaxy. So tune in, because that will take place at the very beginning of the show...
You will hear about my rise, you will hear about the 3 landmark accomplishments I achieved, you will hear about my thoughts on Tyfo and most of you all, you will hear my views on versing Jonathan Michaels in the MAIN EVENT of Gookermania III.
Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 2, 2010 13:55:02 GMT -5
*We see Jessica Morton still in the hospital upset.*
Jessica: I can not believe that the board of directors would suspend our great CEO for attempting to fight for my honor. Somehow I have a feeling Viva is behind this.....
*Jessica then looks at the camera.*
Jessica: Too bad Viva, because Seth was planning on remembering his reign as world champion by competing on NiteRaw on Sept. 13 & Sept. 20. I know he did three matches before his title defense against Jazzman, but we dont have that long before Gookermania 3.
But since Seth will be unable to compete those weeks, I guess Viva will have to fill in. You see, we will be technically changing the order because I have decided that since Viva wants to get some respect, he will have to beat Seth at his own match. That's right............at Gookermania, it will be Seth vs. Viva in a Rules Of Honor Match.
So what matches will Viva have before then??? Well on the 13th, Viva will be competing against anyone who wants the match
And on 20th, Viva will be in a non-title match against any champion.
So good luck Viva on your road to Gookermania because since I am still in charge and Seth cant show up to give you a taste of what is to come thanks to the board, I am making your road extremely bumping.
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Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
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Post by Viva on Sept 4, 2010 1:52:04 GMT -5
*We see Jessica Morton still in the hospital upset.* Jessica: I can not believe that the board of directors would suspend our great CEO for attempting to fight for my honor. Somehow I have a feeling Viva is behind this.....*Jessica then looks at the camera.* Jessica: Too bad Viva, because Seth was planning on remembering his reign as world champion by competing on NiteRaw on Sept. 13 & Sept. 20. I know he did three matches before his title defense against Jazzman, but we dont have that long before Gookermania 3.
But since Seth will be unable to compete those weeks, I guess Viva will have to fill in. You see, we will be technically changing the order because I have decided that since Viva wants to get some respect, he will have to beat Seth at his own match. That's right............at Gookermania, it will be Seth vs. Viva in a Rules Of Honor Match.
So what matches will Viva have before then??? Well on the 13th, Viva will be competing against anyone who wants the match
And on 20th, Viva will be in a non-title match against any champion.
So good luck Viva on your road to Gookermania because since I am still in charge and Seth cant show up to give you a taste of what is to come thanks to the board, I am making your road extremely bumping. I don't need your luck, you glorified puppet bitch. I think both of us know that any fool dumb enough to take that open challenge is playing with fire. I'll chew through anybody to get to Seth. I don't care what I have to destroy. Not only will I be ready for Gookermania, but I'll be there, HEALTHY, and with f***ing bells on. In fact, I actually have something for you.*hands Jessica an envelope.* Go ahead, open it.*Viva waits while Jessica cautiously opens the envelope. In it is a ticket, first row, center, for Gookermania 3.* I just wanted you to have the best seat in the house while you get to watch me beat the respect out of that old fart man of yours. You have yourself a good one, Jessica.*Viva walks out of the office laughing.*
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smokinvokoun
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 4, 2010 3:24:06 GMT -5
You know....I've delt with alot of cowards in the WWCF. Not many people want to face Ol' Smokie...NO ONE EVE SIGNS THE DOTTED LINE TO CHALLENGE FOR MY TITLE!! Expect...Amigo you went in a different way, YOU STOLE MY BELT!!!! THAT MAKES YOU THE BIGGEST COWARD OF ALL!!!! And then you and your Human Hate Machine boozos go an break my wrist. You all thought I was finished. That I was done chasing you......but...one word of advice..you know for future reference....if your gonna end my career....YOU BETTER GET THE DAMN JOB DONE!!!! Because Amigo, I wasn't supposed to be at the arena on Monday night And I'm sure you were in a state of shock when you heard my music play...I'm sure your black heart was pounding, I'm sure you were sweating...and even if I couldn't see your ugly face in that mask...I'M DAMN SURE YOUR FACE TURNED WHITE!!!!! "Oh no" your thinking...."My worst nightmare has come".....AND YOU WANTED TO RUN AWAY.....but I got in a lot of good licks....some of them made up for my injuries....BUT NOT ALL!!!! Amigo, I have so many different ways of hurting you and torturing you. Amigo, until I get my belt back...your life will never be the same again. Think about it..... [/color]
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Post by hossfan on Sept 4, 2010 19:49:53 GMT -5
Well, lookee here, it Sparks, de Ringo Starr of Heavy Metal Hollywood. Ah must correct you on two things, Ringo.
One. Ah ain't no hillbilly. Dere no hills in Louisiana, brah. Whut Ah am is hunnred percent genuwine coona**.
Two. Ah ain't toothless. See? (smiles broadly to show off a set of teeth that are Snitskyesque in their level of hygiene) Tell you whut, Ringo: how about you and your spider come git a closer look at dem next Monday NiteRaw? We kin have regular match instead of me just tossin you out like sack of garbage. For your information, I am not the Ringo of the group! I am the George Harrison of the group. So get your facts straight.
Okay, Pud. I accept your challenge. Born in the South myself, I happen to know a little bit about you folk. So don't think I ain't edumacated about all the who-billies and hoedowns and tractor trailers and what-nots. See you on Niteraw, ya here? Naw, Sparks: you Ringo Starr. See, de udder members of Heavy Metal Hollywood, dey have talent. D-Day Dave and Headbanger Man become Tag Team Champions. Viva Los Bio Dome was Heavyweight Champion. Dose guys mattered. You? You can't even git match for stoopid Belt of Honor. Dat makes you joke, just like Ringo. But Monday NiteRaw, de joke will be over when Ah pull you apart like fresh bread and prove Ah should be at Gookermania. Sumpthin dat you can't do, Ringo.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 6, 2010 7:14:31 GMT -5
Cream rises to the top, diamonds are forever and so is Daddy Phat Sax
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 6, 2010 7:17:57 GMT -5
BTW, I still have a title shot at the Interforum title. I'll cash it in when I please, though
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 7, 2010 9:44:27 GMT -5
Ok......I lost to Hangman....s'no big thing people lose all the time......but the Way of Madness doesn't accept failure as an option. I vow that I'll win from now until Gookermania.....If I don't......The Mad Man is gone from the WWCF.
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Square
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Post by Square on Sept 7, 2010 12:56:19 GMT -5
Ok......I lost to Hangman....s'no big thing people lose all the time......but the Way of Madness doesn't accept failure as an option. I vow that I'll win from now until Gookermania.....If I don't......The Mad Man is gone from the WWCF. Nanana nanana hey hey hey goodbye
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 7, 2010 13:29:28 GMT -5
*In the hospital room, Jessica smiles at the camera.*
Jessica: Well, this Monday will be Viva's first test which will be an open challenge against anyone who is not a champion. So who will decide to beat up on Viva and I promise you if you beat the man, there will be a reward for you in the future.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 14:59:43 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, what happened last night was horrible. It was absolutely tragic what happened to my scheduled opponent, Sparks. I sincerely hope he will recover.
In the meantime, I am left with no opponent next week. Therefore, I am issuing an open challenge for my Championship of Honor. If you think you've got what it takes, I'll see you in the ring next Monday.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 7, 2010 15:33:33 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, what happened last night was horrible. It was absolutely tragic what happened to my scheduled opponent, Sparks. I sincerely hope he will recover.
In the meantime, I am left with no opponent next week. Therefore, I am issuing an open challenge for my Championship of Honor. If you think you've got what it takes, I'll see you in the ring next Monday. You know, son, you are a winner, and there are always places in my completly legit, law abiding operation
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2010 15:37:25 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, what happened last night was horrible. It was absolutely tragic what happened to my scheduled opponent, Sparks. I sincerely hope he will recover.
In the meantime, I am left with no opponent next week. Therefore, I am issuing an open challenge for my Championship of Honor. If you think you've got what it takes, I'll see you in the ring next Monday. You know, son, you are a winner, and there are always places in my completly legit, law abiding operationMr. Fats, while your generous offer is much appreciated, I fear a partnership simply would not work out. You're a business man, while here for the thrill of competition. I fight with Honor, not my checkbook. I don't need people to assist me in my matches. All I need are my good friend Yellow Jacket and the great people of France supporting me and I can do anything. So thanks but no thanks.[/color]
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