Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 7, 2010 18:32:05 GMT -5
I'm facing Viva Los Biodome? All because Seth Drakin or some Bimbo proxy wants nothing more than to punish Viva? I don't particularly hate Viva.....I might actually like the guy if I ever actually got top know him. Well......That's it......I'm through with the whole "FUN" thing Fun's gotten me nothing but trouble and I'm Done with Madness!
*Begins to Rip out Pages from the Book of Madness*
From Now on......I'm going to be doing things My Way! I'm going to go back to my Old family business.....something Ruthless, something agressive, something that lets me be the filthy Scalawag that I want to be and not some Poor Man's Jim Jones expy.
I have one question for the WWCF Galaxy
ARRRRRRRR YE PREPARED?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Sept 8, 2010 16:37:11 GMT -5
BRB: So Metal, you threw down the gauntlet and you want my #1 Hardcore Contendership. I'll take you on. Jazzman's training has instilled confidence in me at last, and you may swing a hard chair, but you'll find that you nor anyone else can push me, BRB, around anymore.
I'll see you at the next Niteraw, where I'll be sure to rock your brains out.
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Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Sept 8, 2010 17:32:49 GMT -5
Ladies and gentlemen, what happened last night was horrible. It was absolutely tragic what happened to my scheduled opponent, Sparks. I sincerely hope he will recover.
In the meantime, I am left with no opponent next week. Therefore, I am issuing an open challenge for my Championship of Honor. If you think you've got what it takes, I'll see you in the ring next Monday. Don't worry, M, I'll make sure you have a front row seat for the main event at Gookermania.
But I don't want you to worry about having to defend your Championship Of Honor at the PPV, so why don't I just take it from you next week?
And when I do, I will gladly put it up in my match against Jackson, winner take all.
So if I were you, I'd call France and tell them that you're going to fail them.
And, Cut.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 8, 2010 17:52:48 GMT -5
Next Monday NiteRaw Ah don't got match. Why? Dey give match to Viva Los Bio Dome and he hit a woman. De Boiler Room Brawler brain damaged, still he in match. Even dat cuckoo Mad Man git to wrassle on show. Mad Man!
Ah went to WWCF bosses and offered to fight Heavyweight Champion but dey won't let. Dey think Ah hurt DR Jackson so bad he be easy pickins for Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania. And dey damn right! So instead Jackson git to beat up his friend Colt and me mahself left off show agin. Ah can't even be in mah podnah JoNo's corner when he beats Evil M for Championship of Honor, because of stoopid rules. Dis is all big joke, and Caleb Fourchon not laughin!
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Shannon Gay
Bubba Ho-Tep
WWCF Superstar, WBW Ring Announcer, and MB69RatedR on YouTube
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Post by Shannon Gay on Sept 8, 2010 18:08:20 GMT -5
[Shannon Gay in his library room wearing a maroon robe]
[glow=red,2,300]Okay, so I'm not booked this week... is it because I didn't show "honor" in my match against Evil M? Why do I need to show honor anyway? None of you Americans show honor! All you care about is getting your job done, and that's exactly what I was giving you that night. Apparently, I got screwed again because Evil M knows that I'm better, so he's gotta win any way he possibly could. That's not honorable! Plus, his name is "Evil"! I don't honor evil, and I'm especially not going to honor Evil M! You can all kiss my Gay ass! Keeping me off the show is a HUGE mistake, and if this keeps up, WWCF will be DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! DESTROYED!!! AND NOTHING ELSE!!![/glow]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2010 18:47:54 GMT -5
*Whitey is seen pimpin his white southern style suit*
I possess a guaranteed title shot at the Interforum Champion, Man In Black, which The Wrestling Messiah is cashing in at Gookermania. Man in Black and Whitey Fats, going at it fast and furious like two men should. Wait, wait, wait that didn't come out right. But anyway, enjoy your last few weeks as champion son, cause the man who saved WWCF is coming on I mean for you.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Official Ambassador
Grand Poobah of Scavenger Hunts 2011
Square-Because he looks good at all the right angles.
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Post by Square on Sept 8, 2010 18:49:54 GMT -5
Dream Warrior, get good life insurance. Because you're gonna die
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 8, 2010 19:40:45 GMT -5
BRB: So Metal, you threw down the gauntlet and you want my #1 Hardcore Contendership. I'll take you on. Jazzman's training has instilled confidence in me at last, and you may swing a hard chair, but you'll find that you nor anyone else can push me, BRB, around anymore. I'll see you at the next Niteraw, where I'll be sure to rock your brains out. Rock my brains out? Man, times must be tough for you if you're staling material from Braden Walker. Anyhow, what you felt and what the world witnessed on NiteRaw was just a glimpse of what to expect in our match. For a long time now I've been after that Hardcore Title, and I'll be damned if some lumbering neanderthal is going to stop me from fulfilling my destiny. I've been listening to some pretty extreme music, and I've been doing some pretty extreme training, and I'm gonna use all of it to ensure that I get that belt around my waist at long last. I don't care if its Vokoun or Amigo, or even both of them...it doesn't really matter.
I'm determined to represent the metal community, and what better way than by proving myself to be the most extreme and dangerous competitor in the WWCF. I beat M.O.P. so bad that he no longer works here, I dished out a hell of a beating to Whitey, and its just gonna continue, even after I win that title belt.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 8, 2010 21:11:19 GMT -5
Next Monday NiteRaw Ah don't got match. Why? Dey give match to Viva Los Bio Dome and he hit a woman. De Boiler Room Brawler brain damaged, still he in match. Even dat cuckoo Mad Man git to wrassle on show. Mad Man!
Ah went to WWCF bosses and offered to fight Heavyweight Champion but dey won't let. Dey think Ah hurt DR Jackson so bad he be easy pickins for Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania. And dey damn right! So instead Jackson git to beat up his friend Colt and me mahself left off show agin. Ah can't even be in mah podnah JoNo's corner when he beats Evil M for Championship of Honor, because of stoopid rules. Dis is all big joke, and Caleb Fourchon not laughin! Tell you what Mr Fourchon.....I'd take you on at Gookermania if I could, but i'm indisposed. Call me a Cuckoo though.....those are some mighty harsh words coming from a man that wrestles Gators and considers Headcheese a proper gift. The week after Gookermania.....If'n I'm not a champion...I'll be happy to help the "Cajun Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation" tear the freakin house down.
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Post by hossfan on Sept 8, 2010 21:28:53 GMT -5
Next Monday NiteRaw Ah don't got match. Why? Dey give match to Viva Los Bio Dome and he hit a woman. De Boiler Room Brawler brain damaged, still he in match. Even dat cuckoo Mad Man git to wrassle on show. Mad Man!
Ah went to WWCF bosses and offered to fight Heavyweight Champion but dey won't let. Dey think Ah hurt DR Jackson so bad he be easy pickins for Jonathan Michaels at Gookermania. And dey damn right! So instead Jackson git to beat up his friend Colt and me mahself left off show agin. Ah can't even be in mah podnah JoNo's corner when he beats Evil M for Championship of Honor, because of stoopid rules. Dis is all big joke, and Caleb Fourchon not laughin! Tell you what Mr Fourchon.....I'd take you on at Gookermania if I could, but i'm indisposed. Call me a Cuckoo though.....those are some mighty harsh words coming from a man that wrestles Gators and considers Headcheese a proper gift. The week after Gookermania.....If'n I'm not a champion...I'll be happy to help the "Cajun Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation" tear the freakin house down. Yeah... we could do dat, but you said you quittin WWCF if Viva beat you Monday. And brah, he goin to beat you baaaaad.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 8, 2010 21:29:18 GMT -5
BRB: So Metal, you threw down the gauntlet and you want my #1 Hardcore Contendership. I'll take you on. Jazzman's training has instilled confidence in me at last, and you may swing a hard chair, but you'll find that you nor anyone else can push me, BRB, around anymore. I'll see you at the next Niteraw, where I'll be sure to rock your brains out. Rock my brains out? Man, times must be tough for you if you're staling material from Braden Walker. Anyhow, what you felt and what the world witnessed on NiteRaw was just a glimpse of what to expect in our match. For a long time now I've been after that Hardcore Title, and I'll be damned if some lumbering neanderthal is going to stop me from fulfilling my destiny. I've been listening to some pretty extreme music, and I've been doing some pretty extreme training, and I'm gonna use all of it to ensure that I get that belt around my waist at long last. I don't care if its Vokoun or Amigo, or even both of them...it doesn't really matter.
I'm determined to represent the metal community, and what better way than by proving myself to be the most extreme and dangerous competitor in the WWCF. I beat M.O.P. so bad that he no longer works here, I dished out a hell of a beating to Whitey, and its just gonna continue, even after I win that title belt. With a chair. You are so tough to beat up an honorable gentleman such as myself with a steel chair when I was expecting a hard hitting clean contest. I am in awe of your inability to actually pin anyone without cheating.
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Post by General Adam on Sept 8, 2010 21:29:54 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in his office* It's been about a week since I announcement my retirement and a simple request. And that request was to one last match at Gookermania, and no one has stepped up. Not a single person. I helped make this company. Think of how many great matches I had, how many young wrestlers I gave a chance to shine, and you know what I got? A swift kick in the balls is what I got!
I work with a bunch of disrespectful little punks, and that's what they are. No good punks! I don't want much. Just a pat on the back, just a "Hey General good luck in whatever you do", and just one more match.....but NO! I got nothing!
If I have to drag one of you out to that damn ring I will. I will not be denied my legacy! I will not have my career tarnished! I will have my last match at Gookermania and it will be the best damn match on the card or so help me God that I die in the ring!
You my say that I'm crazy. Well you're right. I am crazy, and I love being crazy. One more match WWCF. Just one more match for this crazy man.
*The General starts to laugh*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:34:52 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in his office* It's been about a week since I announcement my retirement and a simple request. And that request was to one last match at Gookermania, and no one has stepped up. Not a single person. I helped make this company. Think of how many great matches I had, how many young wrestlers I gave a chance to shine, and you know what I got? A swift kick in the balls is what I got!
I work with a bunch of disrespectful little punks, and that's what they are. No good punks! I don't want much. Just a pat on the back, just a "Hey General good luck in whatever you do", and just one more match.....but NO! I got nothing!
If I have to drag one of you out to that damn ring I will. I will not be denied my legacy! I will not have my career tarnished! I will have my last match at Gookermania and it will be the best damn match on the card or so help me God that I die in the ring!
You my say that I'm crazy. Well you're right. I am crazy, and I love being crazy. One more match WWCF. Just one more match for this crazy man.
*The General starts to laugh* So, you need an opponent, huh? Funny, so do I. So how bout it, General? You and me, one on one, biggest night of the year. And to sweeten the pot, since we all know I'll have no trouble disposing of Jonathan Michaels, I'll give you a chance to go out on top. As a Champion. Only question is, are you up to the challenge?
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Post by General Adam on Sept 8, 2010 21:41:30 GMT -5
*The General is sitting in his office* It's been about a week since I announcement my retirement and a simple request. And that request was to one last match at Gookermania, and no one has stepped up. Not a single person. I helped make this company. Think of how many great matches I had, how many young wrestlers I gave a chance to shine, and you know what I got? A swift kick in the balls is what I got!
I work with a bunch of disrespectful little punks, and that's what they are. No good punks! I don't want much. Just a pat on the back, just a "Hey General good luck in whatever you do", and just one more match.....but NO! I got nothing!
If I have to drag one of you out to that damn ring I will. I will not be denied my legacy! I will not have my career tarnished! I will have my last match at Gookermania and it will be the best damn match on the card or so help me God that I die in the ring!
You my say that I'm crazy. Well you're right. I am crazy, and I love being crazy. One more match WWCF. Just one more match for this crazy man.
*The General starts to laugh* So, you need an opponent, huh? Funny, so do I. So how bout it, General? You and me, one on one, biggest night of the year. And to sweeten the pot, since we all know I'll have no trouble disposing of Jonathan Michaels, I'll give you a chance to go out on top. As a Champion. Only question is, are you up to the challenge? Up to it?! I've been waiting a long time for this Evil-M. I finally get to shut you up once and for all. You and me brother at Gookermania.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2010 21:52:47 GMT -5
So, you need an opponent, huh? Funny, so do I. So how bout it, General? You and me, one on one, biggest night of the year. And to sweeten the pot, since we all know I'll have no trouble disposing of Jonathan Michaels, I'll give you a chance to go out on top. As a Champion. Only question is, are you up to the challenge? Up to it?! I've been waiting a long time for this Evil-M. I finally get to shut you up once and for all. You and me brother at Gookermania. One, I'm not your brother. And two, I can't wait to finally put an end to your shenanigans once and for all.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 9, 2010 9:46:32 GMT -5
Tell you what Mr Fourchon.....I'd take you on at Gookermania if I could, but i'm indisposed. Call me a Cuckoo though.....those are some mighty harsh words coming from a man that wrestles Gators and considers Headcheese a proper gift. The week after Gookermania.....If'n I'm not a champion...I'll be happy to help the "Cajun Sensation that's Sweeping the Nation" tear the freakin house down. Yeah... we could do dat, but you said you quittin WWCF if Viva beat you Monday. And brah, he goin to beat you baaaaad. I didn't say I would QUIT I said I was giving up Madness, Fun, and the Name Mad Man! Imagine.....with my addled mind, devil may care attitude, and a focus on having the time of my life I racked up win after win. Now think my Bayou-dwelling compatriot......how much of a threat I would be if I actually got SERIOUS.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2010 13:49:12 GMT -5
General, since you don't have a match this week on NiteRaw, I've taken the liberty of buying you a front row ticket to see me defend MY Championship of Honor against Jonathan Michaels. I hope you will accept my gift and I hope you take notes. You will bare witness to your future come GookerMania, General.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 9, 2010 13:56:08 GMT -5
Yeah... we could do dat, but you said you quittin WWCF if Viva beat you Monday. And brah, he goin to beat you baaaaad. I didn't say I would QUIT I said I was giving up Madness, Fun, and the Name Mad Man! Imagine.....with my addled mind, devil may care attitude, and a focus on having the time of my life I racked up win after win. Now think my Bayou-dwelling compatriot......how much of a threat I would be if I actually got SERIOUS. Snore. He's right, buddy. You're just an unfortunate pawn in Seth's stupid games. I have no choice but to cut through you like butter.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 9, 2010 16:32:42 GMT -5
Whitey, Inc is now accepting applications
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Sept 10, 2010 15:13:13 GMT -5
We see images of the Southside of Chicago. We then zoom in on a large green dumpster. Just then...Smokin Vokoun jumps out
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!!!!!! ITS YOUR OLD BUDDY AND YOUR OLD PAL....SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!! THE ONE AND TRUE WWCF HARDCORE CHAMPION!!!! You may be wonderig, why I'm in this dumpster. Well, let me tell you fan a story. Back when I ws 18 years old, my parents kicked me out of the house. And let me tell you, livin arrangments where hard to come by. So for 5 years of my life, I've lived in dumpsters like these....trying too survive..SOMETHING THAT YOU DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT AMIGO!!! You see, I wanted to come here to not forget where I came from, because I don't want to inflate my already big head. Because in 17 days, I'm gonna be in the fight of my life against Amigo....IN A CHICAGO DEATH MATCH.....WITH THE BELT AND MY WRESTLING CAREER ON THE LINE!!!! You see folks, I don't want to go back here...I WASN'T PROUD TO LIVE IN A DUMPSTER FOR 5 YEARS OF MY LIFE...but I'm sure Amigo, you would love nothing more than to end my career and shove it in a dumpster. Where no one will ever care about it again.But Amigo, I've worked my ass off too long to go back to the gutter. I've earned my title as the Hardcore champion....and I'm not gonna let a chicken s*** like you...RUIN MY CAREER!!!! Amigo, you and I are gonna have a hell of a match, this match will in fact, be the bloodiest, the most brutal, the most insane match of our careers. This is my first Gookermania...AND I'M DAMN SURE IT'S NOT GONNA BE MY LAST!!!!!! So you can bring all your Hate Machine Goons....all your Hate Machine losers to try and hurt me again....I don't care. Do whatever it takes to beat me....but don't think that I won't d anything it takes to beat you. And if you think I'm jokin.......
THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
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