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Post by The Hangman on Jul 15, 2010 18:30:20 GMT -5
1,2,3. Kids are taught that at a early age, and Heavy Metal Express the past two weeks you have been granted two classes with the professor of Pain 101 Hangman and the Dean of Decking You High, Square. Now come a few weeks you till will get one more lesson from your teachers, how to lose your tag titles and never see them again. Because the tag titles will be coming to the Human Hate Machine, and that is a promise. And the sad thing is? We've beaten them so badly that they have to bring out two lugs in just to hide behind them this week.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 16, 2010 2:02:35 GMT -5
Hey Jackson, your rise to the top is going to be taking a detour come Monday night as I feel that I am well prepared for our match. I realize the mistakes that I have made in the past and am not going to make them on NiteRaw. I am going to finally take you to school Jackson and prove to you that I am not a washed up has been. Once I beat you on Monday night Jackson, I will be back on the right track and getting closer to my goal of regaining the World Heavyweight Championship. I am also studying up on your weaknesses Jackson and believe me pal, I am going to exploit them to the world. Jackson, my time is now and I am walking out of that ring on Monday night with my hand raised in victory!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 16, 2010 15:19:11 GMT -5
*Hands Pamphlet about Book of Madness to BRB* Read Brother! Read how the way of Madness can lead to salvation! Go Ahead Brother, live the way and spread the word of Madness! *BRB sits in the boiler room reading the pamphlet* BRB: ... This Mad Man guy kinda rubs me the wrong way, but who am I to question my boss?
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 16, 2010 16:22:59 GMT -5
MAN IN BLACK I WANTED YOUR ATTENTION....AND I GOT IT!!!! AND KNOW YOU HAVE MINE!!!! Oh yeah it hurt real bad when you hit me with that fire chair but I live for pain and I hope you do because I'M GONNA BRING THE PAIN!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!!! I don't care if I take your Interforum Title or not....I WANT REVENGE!!!!
For all you boozos out there, who want to take advantage of a disabled BRB, you must have a real death wish. BECAUSE IF YOU MESS WITH HIM, YOU MESS WITH ME!!! I realize he wasn't all there to begin with, but the way he is now is pretty damn sad to me. Because this man has become a shell of his former self AND YOU SICK SON OF A BITCHES ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM!!!! If this man recovers to even half of what he used to be....he would destroy you all for what you've all done to him. But I'm gonna do it first. Starting with you Man in Black....AND THEN YOU WHITEY FATS...YOU RICH ASSHOLE!!!! I kicked your ass last week you know, I know, MY DAMN FREAKS KNOW IT!!!! I'm not done beating you up boy. Because you were able to keep your smug attitude after I beat you up. I WANT TO SMACK THAT SMIRK RIGHT OFF YOUR UGLY FACE!!!! I'm gonna beat you up so bad, that when you get to the hospital, your gonna beg for your family to pull the plug on you so you don't have to face me anymore. OR ELSE I PULL THE DAMN PLUG MYSELF!!!! And as you lay there dying Whitey...and same with you Man in Black, when you both lay there on your backs gasping for your last breaths waiting for me to end your misery, you losers are gonna find out that Smokin Vokoun........WASN'T JOKIN!!!![/color]
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 16, 2010 17:06:46 GMT -5
And Now another reading from the Book of Madness:
"And Lo, the Prophet joined with the Messiah.....and all was right. The Way of Madness could reconcile with the Path of Greed. For the Prophet might have been mad, but he was not an idiot."
I believe that the Passage speaks for itself my Followers. For the Way of Madness says nothing of walking in poverty or going without....if I'm walking I'm doing it in STYLE!
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Post by dreamwarrior on Jul 16, 2010 20:20:54 GMT -5
This monday night I am back I am a little upset i lost the tag team match. I am not giving up I got a match with Caleb Fourchoin. First off he is not even a wrestler he is a glorrified Skinner rip off, who is a side show I am not taking you lightly, But listen here skinner jr. after your done with Dream Warrior I am gonna send you back to the swamps where you belong.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 16, 2010 21:18:59 GMT -5
MAN IN BLACK I WANTED YOUR ATTENTION....AND I GOT IT!!!! AND KNOW YOU HAVE MINE!!!! Oh yeah it hurt real bad when you hit me with that fire chair but I live for pain and I hope you do because I'M GONNA BRING THE PAIN!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU DID TO BOILER ROOM BRAWLER!!!! I don't care if I take your Interforum Title or not....I WANT REVENGE!!!!
For all you boozos out there, who want to take advantage of a disabled BRB, you must have a real death wish. BECAUSE IF YOU MESS WITH HIM, YOU MESS WITH ME!!! I realize he wasn't all there to begin with, but the way he is now is pretty damn sad to me. Because this man has become a shell of his former self AND YOU SICK SON OF A BITCHES ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF HIM!!!! If this man recovers to even half of what he used to be....he would destroy you all for what you've all done to him. But I'm gonna do it first. Starting with you Man in Black....AND THEN YOU WHITEY FATS...YOU RICH ASSHOLE!!!! I kicked your ass last week you know, I know, MY DAMN FREAKS KNOW IT!!!! I'm not done beating you up boy. Because you were able to keep your smug attitude after I beat you up. I WANT TO SMACK THAT SMIRK RIGHT OFF YOUR UGLY FACE!!!! I'm gonna beat you up so bad, that when you get to the hospital, your gonna beg for your family to pull the plug on you so you don't have to face me anymore. OR ELSE I PULL THE DAMN PLUG MYSELF!!!! And as you lay there dying Whitey...and same with you Man in Black, when you both lay there on your backs gasping for your last breaths waiting for me to end your misery, you losers are gonna find out that Smokin Vokoun........WASN'T JOKIN!!!! [/color][/quote] BRB is wide eyed. BRB: So... I was involved with that guy? Eesh. What kinda man was I? And this Man in Black is the root of all of this?
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Post by hossfan on Jul 16, 2010 22:08:37 GMT -5
This monday night I am back I am a little upset i lost the tag team match. I am not giving up I got a match with Caleb Fourchoin. First off he is not even a wrestler he is a glorrified Skinner rip off, who is a side show I am not taking you lightly, But listen here skinner jr. after your done with Dream Warrior I am gonna send you back to the swamps where you belong. Outside the WWCF Headquarters Executive Wash Room:Michael Muffer(exiting bathroom to find Caleb Fourchon standing right by the door, waiting): Gah!! Caleb Fourchon: Who is Skinner?MM: I... I beg your pardon? CF: De Dream Warrior call me a 'glorified Skinner rip off'. So who is he?MM (looking around nervously): Well, Skinner was a wrestler from twenty years ago. His gimmick was kind of like yours. CF: Gimmick?MM: Yeah, you know, your schtick. CF: Schtick?MM: Your persona? Your modus operandi? CF (nods slowly): Dis Skinner, he was great champion?MM: Er.... not really. He was kind of a, um, a joke. CF (stares): ............. MM (starting to sweat): Can I go? CF: Dis Monday, make sure to say Ah bring a little langiappe for mah match wit de Dream Warrior, Announcer Man.MM: What's "langiappe"? CF (smirking): You see. Everybody see. *walks off*
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 16, 2010 22:24:59 GMT -5
Via ChurchofBioDome.com
Chillin', Relaxin'. Enjoying this vacation I'm on. it seems there's no end in sight for Drakin's slap in the face to my fans and hardheadedness, so I'm just going to kick back, relax, and enjoy it until he comes to his senses. Ciao!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 17, 2010 5:51:34 GMT -5
And Now another reading from the Book of Madness:
"And Lo, the Prophet joined with the Messiah.....and all was right. The Way of Madness could reconcile with the Path of Greed. For the Prophet might have been mad, but he was not an idiot."
I believe that the Passage speaks for itself my Followers. For the Way of Madness says nothing of walking in poverty or going without....if I'm walking I'm doing it in STYLE! Here's some money. Buy some better clothes. At all times, remember, you are representing me.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 17, 2010 8:00:49 GMT -5
And Now another reading from the Book of Madness:
"And Lo, the Prophet joined with the Messiah.....and all was right. The Way of Madness could reconcile with the Path of Greed. For the Prophet might have been mad, but he was not an idiot."
I believe that the Passage speaks for itself my Followers. For the Way of Madness says nothing of walking in poverty or going without....if I'm walking I'm doing it in STYLE! Here's some money. Buy some better clothes. At all times, remember, you are representing me. * Returns Later with 2 large bags, in one is a well tailored suit: Deep purple with white pinstripes, a pair of shoes: Black Leather, and what a can only be called a "Pimp Cane" topped with a stylized Cheshire Cat head. The other Bag is bulkier and misshapen.....upon further inspection it's filled with muffins of flavors, some opened with large "Test Bites" taken out of them*
*Offers what appears to Be a Blueberry Muffin to Whitey Fats*
Here friend! Partake of this bountious feast of muffin-y goodness! We'll need our strength along the Way of Madness if we are to overcome our enemies. I've clothed myself in finery so as to better suit your needs, and await direction as to where to direct my attention.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 17, 2010 9:27:39 GMT -5
Direct your attention to victory. Victory at all costs. *noms muffin*
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Post by dreamwarrior on Jul 17, 2010 9:39:15 GMT -5
This monday night I am back I am a little upset i lost the tag team match. I am not giving up I got a match with Caleb Fourchoin. First off he is not even a wrestler he is a glorrified Skinner rip off, who is a side show I am not taking you lightly, But listen here skinner jr. after your done with Dream Warrior I am gonna send you back to the swamps where you belong. Outside the WWCF Headquarters Executive Wash Room:Michael Muffer(exiting bathroom to find Caleb Fourchon standing right by the door, waiting): Gah!! Caleb Fourchon: Who is Skinner?MM: I... I beg your pardon? CF: De Dream Warrior call me a 'glorified Skinner rip off'. So who is he?MM (looking around nervously): Well, Skinner was a wrestler from twenty years ago. His gimmick was kind of like yours. CF: Gimmick?MM: Yeah, you know, your schtick. CF: Schtick?MM: Your persona? Your modus operandi? CF (nods slowly): Dis Skinner, he was great champion?MM: Er.... not really. He was kind of a, um, a joke. CF (stares): ............. MM (starting to sweat): Can I go? CF: Dis Monday, make sure to say Ah bring a little langiappe for mah match wit de Dream Warrior, Announcer Man.MM: What's "langiappe"? CF (smirking): You see. Everybody see. *walks off* *Dream Warrior sees Caleb's Interview your trying to scare me I don't Scare you can bring your little angiappe I do not care. While your at it bring berserker and the moon dogs and papa shango and haku. Even then I will still beat you and you wish you never have stepped in the ring with me after I kick your head off your shoulders .
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 18, 2010 10:08:35 GMT -5
Direct your attention to victory. Victory at all costs. *noms muffin* Now that the Prophet of Madness and the Wrestling Messiah have joined together what should we call this merger of Money and Madness, this alliance of Profit and Prohecy, this tandem of Fortune and Fanatacism?
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 19, 2010 2:05:06 GMT -5
1,2,3. Kids are taught that at a early age, and Heavy Metal Express the past two weeks you have been granted two classes with the professor of Pain 101 Hangman and the Dean of Decking You High, Square. Now come a few weeks you till will get one more lesson from your teachers, how to lose your tag titles and never see them again. Because the tag titles will be coming to the Human Hate Machine, and that is a promise. And the sad thing is? We've beaten them so badly that they have to bring out two lugs in just to hide behind them this week. We hide behind no one!! We are just following our great lead singer an taking some time off to get ready to beat you guys at Botch at the Beach. When you guys go up against the almighty heavy metal power of The Metal Express, Botch at the Beach 2010 will forever be remembered as the biggest botch in your two's careers.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 19, 2010 2:35:41 GMT -5
And the sad thing is? We've beaten them so badly that they have to bring out two lugs in just to hide behind them this week. We hide behind no one!! We are just following our great lead singer an taking some time off to get ready to beat you guys at Botch at the Beach. When you guys go up against the almighty heavy metal power of The Metal Express, Botch at the Beach 2010 will forever be remembered as the biggest botch in your two's careers. Hmm.....four people that I hate with a passion...wrestling at the same time. Who should I root for him......you know what I'd like to see.... you four could fight allllll the way to the ocean AND HOPEFULLY NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!
*He giggles loudly*
I think that would be high quality entertainment.[/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 19, 2010 6:19:58 GMT -5
Direct your attention to victory. Victory at all costs. *noms muffin* Now that the Prophet of Madness and the Wrestling Messiah have joined together what should we call this merger of Money and Madness, this alliance of Profit and Prohecy, this tandem of Fortune and Fanatacism? The Billion Dollar Prophecy?
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 19, 2010 7:50:12 GMT -5
Billion? What Lotto did you win exactly? Anyhoo.....Yeah, sounds much better than my original name ideas of "Mad Money" or "Prophet and Profit"
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 19, 2010 10:10:15 GMT -5
And the sad thing is? We've beaten them so badly that they have to bring out two lugs in just to hide behind them this week. We hide behind no one!! We are just following our great lead singer an taking some time off to get ready to beat you guys at Botch at the Beach. When you guys go up against the almighty heavy metal power of The Metal Express, Botch at the Beach 2010 will forever be remembered as the biggest botch in your two's careers. *Eating a Sandwich*
It's been like a week since I said that, and that's all you got? Sheesh, go back to your cave and go work on your catchphrase, and then go do your other official job at Handjob Boy to Viva.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 19, 2010 10:10:35 GMT -5
Through wise investment, I doubled my money many times over. The Wrestling Messiah is also the Financial Messiah
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