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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 19:18:41 GMT -5
1,2,3. Kids are taught that at a early age, and Heavy Metal Express the past two weeks you have been granted two classes with the professor of Pain 101 Hangman and the Dean of Decking You High, Square. Now come a few weeks you till will get one more lesson from your teachers, how to lose your tag titles and never see them again. Because the tag titles will be coming to the Human Hate Machine, and that is a promise.
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 13, 2010 4:29:55 GMT -5
TO COVER ONE'S ASS by Colt
This week was a great success, as I made my first One on One match on NiteRaw since before In Your Appartment, and it was in winning fashion against the guaranteed future champion in Sparks. He gave me a great fight, however we'll never know who had the match won as Evil M stuck his head where it didn't belong and that lead straight to the end of the match.
However this continues to prove to me, and the whole WWCF Galaxy that Evil M is no longer that dominant monster, but a lowly coward. Sparks has his number, and it terrifies him... Sparks might be out of the running for the Inter-Forum Championship... but I firmly believe he has the Championship of Honor in the bag... Evil M, you need to stop this "Make a Difference" charade and just prey that the beast inside you wakes up, before he's forgotten.
However that also means that I now AM in the running for the Inter-Forum Championship, the title made famous by my long time friend and ally, Above Average, the one title I've been unsuccessful ate gaining. My sights are now set and the champ is going to see why I AM the Story on Page One... However I have a new goal aswell.
I became known here as the leader of The Story, the Undisputed Stable of WWCF... it was during this time I was called The White Knight, the one true constant... however after a while, my time was up and I was gone... I was soon replaced by a new face, a man who also called himself the White Knight, the new face of the WWCF... Jazzman.
And now here we are, walking the same road. Our twilight years are said to be fading, however I'm not ready to bow out, not again. And I'm sure Jazzman isn't ready to disappear, how here's my offer...
Jazzman, you and me... The Story and The Pride... bound together and show this Tag Team Division what the word Stable means!
After all, The Pride never dies, and this Story never ends...
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2010 7:38:49 GMT -5
*Outside WWCF Headquarters* BRB, dressed in his ring attire, looks up at the building, and then down to the note scrawled on a piece of scratch paper. He walks inside, an uneasy look upon his face. *Inside WWCF Headquarters* A receptionist spots Boiler Room Brawler walk in. She's slightly startled, and slightly starstruck at the same time. Receptionist: Boiler Room Brawler, what are you doing here? BRB: I was told that if I were to take up any grievances on my part that I was supposed to take it up with HQ. This is HQ, right? Receptionist: Yes... The receptionist hits a speaker phone. Receptionist: Mister Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler would like to speak with you. Seth: Let him in....*Seth & Jessica Morton have U.N. Owen & Mr. E on alert while Boiler Room Brawler comes in. * Jessica: What can we do for you?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 8:38:17 GMT -5
TO COVER ONE'S ASS by Colt
This week was a great success, as I made my first One on One match on NiteRaw since before In Your Appartment, and it was in winning fashion against the guaranteed future champion in Sparks. He gave me a great fight, however we'll never know who had the match won as Evil M stuck his head where it didn't belong and that lead straight to the end of the match.
However this continues to prove to me, and the whole WWCF Galaxy that Evil M is no longer that dominant monster, but a lowly coward. Sparks has his number, and it terrifies him... Sparks might be out of the running for the Inter-Forum Championship... but I firmly believe he has the Championship of Honor in the bag... Evil M, you need to stop this "Make a Difference" charade and just prey that the beast inside you wakes up, before he's forgotten.
However that also means that I now AM in the running for the Inter-Forum Championship, the title made famous by my long time friend and ally, Above Average, the one title I've been unsuccessful ate gaining. My sights are now set and the champ is going to see why I AM the Story on Page One... However I have a new goal aswell.
I became known here as the leader of The Story, the Undisputed Stable of WWCF... it was during this time I was called The White Knight, the one true constant... however after a while, my time was up and I was gone... I was soon replaced by a new face, a man who also called himself the White Knight, the new face of the WWCF... Jazzman.
And now here we are, walking the same road. Our twilight years are said to be fading, however I'm not ready to bow out, not again. And I'm sure Jazzman isn't ready to disappear, how here's my offer...
Jazzman, you and me... The Story and The Pride... bound together and show this Tag Team Division what the word Stable means!
After all, The Pride never dies, and this Story never ends... Figures. I knew it wouldn't be long after your return that you'd start getting yourself involved in business that has nothing to do with you. You're so predictable!
And who are you to call me a coward? It took you and Sparks to run me off last night! You may call it cowardly, but why should I risk harm to myself fighting two dishonorable opponents? I have an obligation to the fans of this company to represent them as the only true Champion, the Champion that fights with Honor!
As for Sparks, it seems you have a lot of support in you quest for my belt. So much so that I have decided to relent. I will defend my title at Botch at the Beach.
Oh yeah.
IF. If you can beat an opponent of my choosing next week on NiteRaw, in a Rules of Honor match. What do you say, Sparky? Are you up to the challenge? Or will you back out, like a true COWARD?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 13, 2010 14:02:57 GMT -5
*Outside WWCF Headquarters* BRB, dressed in his ring attire, looks up at the building, and then down to the note scrawled on a piece of scratch paper. He walks inside, an uneasy look upon his face. *Inside WWCF Headquarters* A receptionist spots Boiler Room Brawler walk in. She's slightly startled, and slightly starstruck at the same time. Receptionist: Boiler Room Brawler, what are you doing here? BRB: I was told that if I were to take up any grievances on my part that I was supposed to take it up with HQ. This is HQ, right? Receptionist: Yes... The receptionist hits a speaker phone. Receptionist: Mister Drakin, Boiler Room Brawler would like to speak with you. Seth: Let him in....*Seth & Jessica Morton have U.N. Owen & Mr. E on alert while Boiler Room Brawler comes in. * Jessica: What can we do for you?BRB sits down. BRB: So you're the boss? Well, I have been told that I work for your company. I have also been told that I am suffering from an acute case of amnesia brought about by... head and neck trauma as well as being electrocuted by an electric chair. What in the hell was I doing in a match like that? And I was your Inter-Forum Champion? And I also once was your "Hardcore" Champion? This is all so confusing to me.
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Post by Jazzman on Jul 13, 2010 14:46:58 GMT -5
TO COVER ONE'S ASS by Colt
This week was a great success, as I made my first One on One match on NiteRaw since before In Your Appartment, and it was in winning fashion against the guaranteed future champion in Sparks. He gave me a great fight, however we'll never know who had the match won as Evil M stuck his head where it didn't belong and that lead straight to the end of the match.
However this continues to prove to me, and the whole WWCF Galaxy that Evil M is no longer that dominant monster, but a lowly coward. Sparks has his number, and it terrifies him... Sparks might be out of the running for the Inter-Forum Championship... but I firmly believe he has the Championship of Honor in the bag... Evil M, you need to stop this "Make a Difference" charade and just prey that the beast inside you wakes up, before he's forgotten.
However that also means that I now AM in the running for the Inter-Forum Championship, the title made famous by my long time friend and ally, Above Average, the one title I've been unsuccessful ate gaining. My sights are now set and the champ is going to see why I AM the Story on Page One... However I have a new goal aswell.
I became known here as the leader of The Story, the Undisputed Stable of WWCF... it was during this time I was called The White Knight, the one true constant... however after a while, my time was up and I was gone... I was soon replaced by a new face, a man who also called himself the White Knight, the new face of the WWCF... Jazzman.
And now here we are, walking the same road. Our twilight years are said to be fading, however I'm not ready to bow out, not again. And I'm sure Jazzman isn't ready to disappear, how here's my offer...
Jazzman, you and me... The Story and The Pride... bound together and show this Tag Team Division what the word Stable means!
After all, The Pride never dies, and this Story never ends... You know Colt, you and I near the end of your run, we never really saw eye to eye that much, hell, we hated each other. But as some people like to say, an opportunity can create some strange bedfellows. Ya know, one thing I've never done is this company is found someone who I can connect with on a level that makes the two of us stronger than one. But with you Colt, I think we can achieve something great. I'll see you in the ring on Nite-Raw, maybe we can discuss this a little further?
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Post by Deleted on Jul 13, 2010 17:13:54 GMT -5
TO COVER ONE'S ASS by Colt
This week was a great success, as I made my first One on One match on NiteRaw since before In Your Appartment, and it was in winning fashion against the guaranteed future champion in Sparks. He gave me a great fight, however we'll never know who had the match won as Evil M stuck his head where it didn't belong and that lead straight to the end of the match.
However this continues to prove to me, and the whole WWCF Galaxy that Evil M is no longer that dominant monster, but a lowly coward. Sparks has his number, and it terrifies him... Sparks might be out of the running for the Inter-Forum Championship... but I firmly believe he has the Championship of Honor in the bag... Evil M, you need to stop this "Make a Difference" charade and just prey that the beast inside you wakes up, before he's forgotten.
However that also means that I now AM in the running for the Inter-Forum Championship, the title made famous by my long time friend and ally, Above Average, the one title I've been unsuccessful ate gaining. My sights are now set and the champ is going to see why I AM the Story on Page One... However I have a new goal aswell.
I became known here as the leader of The Story, the Undisputed Stable of WWCF... it was during this time I was called The White Knight, the one true constant... however after a while, my time was up and I was gone... I was soon replaced by a new face, a man who also called himself the White Knight, the new face of the WWCF... Jazzman.
And now here we are, walking the same road. Our twilight years are said to be fading, however I'm not ready to bow out, not again. And I'm sure Jazzman isn't ready to disappear, how here's my offer...
Jazzman, you and me... The Story and The Pride... bound together and show this Tag Team Division what the word Stable means!
After all, The Pride never dies, and this Story never ends... Figures. I knew it wouldn't be long after your return that you'd start getting yourself involved in business that has nothing to do with you. You're so predictable!
And who are you to call me a coward? It took you and Sparks to run me off last night! You may call it cowardly, but why should I risk harm to myself fighting two dishonorable opponents? I have an obligation to the fans of this company to represent them as the only true Champion, the Champion that fights with Honor!
As for Sparks, it seems you have a lot of support in you quest for my belt. So much so that I have decided to relent. I will defend my title at Botch at the Beach.
Oh yeah.
IF. If you can beat an opponent of my choosing next week on NiteRaw, in a Rules of Honor match. What do you say, Sparky? Are you up to the challenge? Or will you back out, like a true COWARD? Heh. What kind of man would I be if I said no? Oh right. A coward. Kind of like you.
Also, I heard you over there, yammering about how I cheated to win when I really didn't do anything at all. Scar was in his cage and not harming anyone. It was just your phobia that made you lose. I had nothing to do with it. You have absolutely NO ONE to blame but yourself, man. To prevent that from happening in the future, why don't you see a psychiatrist? Besides, let's say I got my comeuppance this week when you we're at ringside doing commentary. I mean, you didn't really do anything but sit there. I guess my furious animosity got the best of me. Congratulations to Colt for the win, too. I KNOW you are a shoo-in to win that title.
Need I remind you again that you are the one who had to use a foreign object about 2 weeks ago to make me tap out. So throw all of that honor and sportsmanship out of the nearest window, because you don't have any as far as I can tell. To me, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing. You talk about respecting your opponents yet you haven't shown me any at all right from the start. I can respect anybody in that locker room, but you are a different story...oh and Amigo also. Can't forget about him.
You had better know your place and save all of that honor talk for our match that may or may not be imminent.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 13, 2010 18:01:21 GMT -5
Seth: Let him in....*Seth & Jessica Morton have U.N. Owen & Mr. E on alert while Boiler Room Brawler comes in. * Jessica: What can we do for you? BRB sits down. BRB: So you're the boss? Well, I have been told that I work for your company. I have also been told that I am suffering from an acute case of amnesia brought about by... head and neck trauma as well as being electrocuted by an electric chair. What in the hell was I doing in a match like that? And I was your Inter-Forum Champion? And I also once was your "Hardcore" Champion? This is all so confusing to me. Seth: I am truly sorry that you feel that you were in a match that may have been seen as too extreme to you.
However, I would like to add that the wheel shows no friends in its choosing. Also, since you have some experience with electric chairs and since you are a former IC Champion as well as a former Hardcore Champion..........maybe you might be considered for the Chamber Of Horrors Match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. You do that match will be a world title match?
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 14, 2010 1:07:21 GMT -5
Last night was a huge night for me as I defeated Jazzman in a Rules of Honor match and I have to say, Jazzman, you gave me one helluva match and I wouldn't mind facing you again in a Rules of Honor match somewhere down the road. That win last night was the biggest win that I have had in singles competition in quite awhile. It felt real good to finally get my hand raised in a singles match and that will not be the last time that happens.
Now next week I once again step into the ring against a man that I have yet to beat in DR Jackson. DR has a ton of momentum right now but that is all going to change next week. i am going to study each and every match that I have had with Jackson and see what I have done wrong and hope to correct come Monday night.
Yes i know Jackson is probably going to bitch about having to face me again since all he does it beat me but all that is changing next week. Jackson I'm sure is going to laugh and say that I talk a big game but in the end he will have his hand raised because he's too black, too strong but again that wont happen as I am going to beat Jackson. I am going to use my speed, my agility and my experience to beat you Jackson. I hope you don't take me seriously and not completely focused on facing Jonathan Michaels at Botch at the Beach because I would hate for you not to make it due to a broken leg. I am going to be studying hard all week and I am going to walk out with my hand raised to make it two wins in a row!!
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 14, 2010 8:00:36 GMT -5
DR Jackson: I would like to personally thank Mrs. Nakatomi for having absolutely no idea how to interview... I mean what was the point of that? It went no where and all it did was solidify that I am READY to take The Spotlight, not your boy-toy.
More importantly... Once again I'm stepping into the ring with LittleNaitch, the man I have beaten... I believe four times now... He might be coming in hot off his recent win against Jazzman... However my career has been on a never ending hotstreak from the very beginning!
I have nothing to prove with this match, infact all this match is proving is that Seth Drakin and WWCF Management have no idea what to do with a hot commodity like myself, they know they can't hold me down any longer however they're afraid to let a minority star like myself fight to the top...
So yes LittleNaitch I AM too black, I AM too strong, I AM THE BLACK DYNASTY and all you are is 4-0... Don't worry, just because I'm this confident doesn't mean I'm stupid. I know what you can do in the ring... I just hope you still remember what I can do, or else you'll need to be carried out... again.
Neither Enemy nor Friend, just a stepping stone in the name of the Era of Attitude... DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by hossfan on Jul 14, 2010 8:28:30 GMT -5
Monday night Jonathan Michaels need his girlfriend to save him from me. Who is goin to save you, Dream Warrior? Ah watch your fight against de Man in Black and you fast, but hoppin around won't do nuthin 'cept make me mad. Once Ah git mah hands on you on next NiteRaw your dream is dun, Dream Warrior.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 14, 2010 12:04:04 GMT -5
*Mad Man Mulligan appears with a tattered leatherbound book, on its cover is a Smiley Face with a large crack running down the middle.....Mulligan is strangely sedate and almost deadly calm, he speaks in a measured almost reverent tone*
And now a Reading From the Book of Madness: "And lo.....The General didst commandeth Many Primates, and the Messiah returneth to tempt the Dweller from Parts Unknown with untold riches, the Prophet of Madness shall be undeterred. He shall do battle with the General on the sands and emerge victorious and continue on the path of Madness. If he doth not.....he shall walk the path, tho his salvation shall not be as quick."
I am that Prophet of Madness.....I walk the path of Madness to find my salvation, I shall defeat mine enemies and continue onward.....that is what is written and so it shall be.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 14, 2010 13:15:57 GMT -5
*Mad Man Mulligan appears with a tattered leatherbound book, on its cover is a Smiley Face with a large crack running down the middle.....Mulligan is strangely sedate and almost deadly calm, he speaks in a measured almost reverent tone*
And now a Reading From the Book of Madness: "And lo.....The General didst commandeth Many Primates, and the Messiah returneth to tempt the Dweller from Parts Unknown with untold riches, the Prophet of Madness shall be undeterred. He shall do battle with the General on the sands and emerge victorious and continue on the path of Madness. If he doth not.....he shall walk the path, tho his salvation shall not be as quick."
I am that Prophet of Madness.....I walk the path of Madness to find my salvation, I shall defeat mine enemies and continue onward.....that is what is written and so it shall be. My coming hath been foretold.... Hallowed be My name... My will be done
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 14, 2010 16:33:33 GMT -5
Well.....*Rips the 5 C-notes still attathed to his forehead* Is 500 enough? If not, if'n you ever need a madman to watch your back......I'm your insane amigo....er......Amigo...yeah.......that sounded alot better in my head Damn, you just ripped up $500? What kind of mad man would do that in this economy? I could have used that money. But how do I still remember our crappy economy? Vokoun steps in front of Brawler and just stares at him.DUDE....WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
*He grabs BRB and shakes him*
YOU HAVE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF THIS MAN!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM???
*BRB doesn't answer and stares blankly at Smokie*
ANSWER ME!!!!!![/color] *Smokie slaps BRB in the face. Still nothing.* BRB: Why are you slapping me you big hairy man? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Vokoun stomps away in frustration* BRB: Hmm...what a strange fellow.
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 14, 2010 16:41:17 GMT -5
*Hands Pamphlet about Book of Madness to BRB*
Read Brother! Read how the way of Madness can lead to salvation! Go Ahead Brother, live the way and spread the word of Madness!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 14, 2010 18:23:53 GMT -5
*Hands Pamphlet about Book of Madness to BRB* Read Brother! Read how the way of Madness can lead to salvation! Go Ahead Brother, live the way and spread the word of Madness! I like you, son. You're going places. How would you like to join my organization?
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El Dandy
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 14, 2010 19:49:21 GMT -5
And Lo.....The Messiah did grant an Audience with the Prophet......and it was Good.....
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 15, 2010 2:25:02 GMT -5
Jackson I do remember what you are capable of inside of that ring and trust me I am not going to be taken out on a stretcher. I am going to put you on a detour on your road to becoming the World Heavyweight Champion. I know DR that someday you will be the champion around here as you are one tough man. Now I have been studying and I am learning the mistakes that I have made in the past and believe me Jackson, I will not be making these mistakes again on NiteRaw. I am on the road to earning another shot at the World Heavyweight Title and that road continues with a win against you Jackson. My goal for right now is to beat you right in the middle of that ring by out wrestling you and that I will do. See ya on Monday DR!
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 15, 2010 17:33:50 GMT -5
BRB sits down. BRB: So you're the boss? Well, I have been told that I work for your company. I have also been told that I am suffering from an acute case of amnesia brought about by... head and neck trauma as well as being electrocuted by an electric chair. What in the hell was I doing in a match like that? And I was your Inter-Forum Champion? And I also once was your "Hardcore" Champion? This is all so confusing to me. Seth: I am truly sorry that you feel that you were in a match that may have been seen as too extreme to you.
However, I would like to add that the wheel shows no friends in its choosing. Also, since you have some experience with electric chairs and since you are a former IC Champion as well as a former Hardcore Champion..........maybe you might be considered for the Chamber Of Horrors Match at Night of the Wrestling Zombies. You do that match will be a world title match?BRB: So you're saying that I could compete for the World Championship in your company if I accept another match that involves electric chairs? But now that you mention it, I did survive an electric chair already, so how bad could it be the second time? And from everything that I keep hearing I seem to be pretty good at wrestling. And a chance at a World Championship? It sounds like you drive a hard bargain, Mister... * BRB looks at Seth Drakin's desk.* BRB: Drakin. I accept your offer. Hopefully I'll remember how to wrestle in the meantime.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 15, 2010 17:36:48 GMT -5
Damn, you just ripped up $500? What kind of mad man would do that in this economy? I could have used that money. But how do I still remember our crappy economy? Vokoun steps in front of Brawler and just stares at him.DUDE....WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!!!!
*He grabs BRB and shakes him*
YOU HAVE GOT TO SNAP OUT OF THIS MAN!!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT PEOPLE ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF YOU? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM???
*BRB doesn't answer and stares blankly at Smokie*
ANSWER ME!!!!!![/color] *Smokie slaps BRB in the face. Still nothing.* BRB: Why are you slapping me you big hairy man? GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Vokoun stomps away in frustration* BRB: Hmm...what a strange fellow. [/quote] BRB checks his wallet. BRB: Now where's that Square guy? I have his five grand, thanks to this Whitey Fats character.
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