Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 11, 2010 12:38:02 GMT -5
I beat a General....a Monkey general......That's gotten me to thinkin' I wonder how if'n I could eat that monkey? I'd bet there's a hunnerd different ways to prepare one too.....boil 'em, grill 'em; prolly could just saute the lil bastards and serve 'em on rice. Aww yeah....that'd be effin Sweet.....I'mma eat me some monkey. I'mma comin for you General! I'ma make Tinkers Tetrazinni! I'mma make Bobo Bon Bons! I'm gonna do it.....and you're gonna supply me with the monkey..... yumyum eatumup! Yumyum Eatumup! Hey..........whatever the f*** you are supposed to be, I have a match with said buggerer of monkies. How much money are you willing to pay for me to kidnap it for you?Well.....*Rips the 5 C-notes still attathed to his forehead* Is 500 enough? If not, if'n you ever need a madman to watch your back......I'm your insane amigo....er......Amigo...yeah.......that sounded alot better in my head
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 11, 2010 18:55:28 GMT -5
Very well.
Just don't rape and/or eat it in front of me.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 11, 2010 23:25:47 GMT -5
What's this business proposition that you speak of? Your Wrestling Messiah needs a partner, someone I am able to accept as an equal. What do you need a tag team partner for?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 12, 2010 12:32:32 GMT -5
Your Wrestling Messiah needs a partner, someone I am able to accept as an equal. What do you need a tag team partner for? It's tough going it alone. With our combined skills and my money we can run this place.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 12:45:52 GMT -5
Hmm a rich wrestler that specialises in tag team wrestling. Why does that seem so familiar?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 12, 2010 13:43:34 GMT -5
Hmm a rich wrestler that specialises in tag team wrestling. Why does that seem so familiar? Seth: Reminds me of you......
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 12, 2010 15:16:20 GMT -5
Hmm a rich wrestler that specialises in tag team wrestling. Why does that seem so familiar? Seth: Reminds me of you......Via ChurchOfBioDome.com They should get together and form "The Worlds Stalest Tag Team".
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
Posts: 8,748
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 12, 2010 15:20:02 GMT -5
Very well.
Just don't rape and/or eat it in front of me. Oh no...that dubious honor belongs to the general hisself
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 15:33:11 GMT -5
Seth: Reminds me of you...... Via ChurchOfBioDome.com They should get together and form "The Worlds Stalest Tag Team". Pot have you met the kettle recently?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 12, 2010 15:58:42 GMT -5
Via ChurchOfBioDome.com They should get together and form "The Worlds Stalest Tag Team". Pot have you met the kettle recently? I'd care about your opinion, but I'm too busy having 3 times the career you'll ever have. Jobber.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 16:26:04 GMT -5
Pot have you met the kettle recently? I'd care about your opinion, but I'm too busy having 3 times the career you'll ever have. Jobber. You beat a guy that the company had to take the title off fast, you had no real feuds when champion and lost it to someone who was a lower midcarder for most of his career. Compared to someone who has been in some of the best feuds of all time. You've done nothing but been at the right place at the right time on one occasion whereas the Revolution of Evolution has been at the core of WWCF. Enjoy obscurity, bitch.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2010 16:32:10 GMT -5
You bore me, son. I was whipping ass and scrounging for money when you was sucking at your mama's chest.
After earning fortune through my god giving talents, The Wrestling Messiah came back here to save this company. Who have you beat? Headbanger? He ain't nothing but skidmarks on the boxers of life. I have main evented everywhere i have ever went. Hell, boy, I was the first and only Bona Fide legend of this company. Come Monday, my legend, like my fortune, like my portfolio, and like my winning streak, will only grow. Says the guy who left because he couldn't win a match. Including when I beat you to qualify for Money In The Bank On A Pole. Still, you carry on with your revisionist history. You won't be the first.
And Vokoun - "horrors of wrestling you?". Dude, the only horror was having to look at your hideous face. I dunno why you can't get it through your thick skull that I actually enjoyed our match. I would love to do it again sometime. You just bear that in mind next time you're having a grunting session with Boiler Room Brawler.BRB: I have... grunting sessions... with... *looks up the Smokin' Vokoun on the web and gulps*
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 16:38:48 GMT -5
Says the guy who left because he couldn't win a match. Including when I beat you to qualify for Money In The Bank On A Pole. Still, you carry on with your revisionist history. You won't be the first.
And Vokoun - "horrors of wrestling you?". Dude, the only horror was having to look at your hideous face. I dunno why you can't get it through your thick skull that I actually enjoyed our match. I would love to do it again sometime. You just bear that in mind next time you're having a grunting session with Boiler Room Brawler. BRB: I have... grunting sessions... with... *looks up the Smokin' Vokoun on the web and gulps* Hey, you got that money that you owe?
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2010 16:41:04 GMT -5
BRB: I have... grunting sessions... with... *looks up the Smokin' Vokoun on the web and gulps* Hey, you got that money that you owe?...How much?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 12, 2010 16:46:07 GMT -5
I'd care about your opinion, but I'm too busy having 3 times the career you'll ever have. Jobber. You beat a guy that the company had to take the title off fast, you had no real feuds when champion and lost it to someone who was a lower midcarder for most of his career. Compared to someone who has been in some of the best feuds of all time. You've done nothing but been at the right place at the right time on one occasion whereas the Revolution of Evolution has been at the core of WWCF. Enjoy obscurity, bitch. Excuse me, but how many title reigns have you had? Oh. Yeah. That's unfortunate. Alright, buddy. Continue your hilarious and unjustified jealousy. When I need my jock cleaned, I'll call on you. Until then, continue your hypocritical and baseless accusations and insults. They only shoot my star that much higher in the sky than yours will ever be. For a guy who talks about having so much 'green', it's hilarious how much of it is with envy. Toodles, jobber.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 17:52:31 GMT -5
Hey, you got that money that you owe? ...How much? Just 5 grand, nothing much for you man.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2010 17:54:04 GMT -5
Just 5 grand, nothing much for you man. *checks wallet and pulls out a $5 bill* Uh... this is all I got man.
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Square
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Square on Jul 12, 2010 17:57:43 GMT -5
Just 5 grand, nothing much for you man. *checks wallet and pulls out a $5 bill* Uh... this is all I got man. No, it's not. Let's go to the bank.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2010 18:05:18 GMT -5
But... I don't remember where my bank is. I don't like this one bit. Not one bit.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Jul 12, 2010 18:06:39 GMT -5
Hey..........whatever the f*** you are supposed to be, I have a match with said buggerer of monkies. How much money are you willing to pay for me to kidnap it for you? Well.....*Rips the 5 C-notes still attathed to his forehead* Is 500 enough? If not, if'n you ever need a madman to watch your back......I'm your insane amigo....er......Amigo...yeah.......that sounded alot better in my head Damn, you just ripped up $500? What kind of mad man would do that in this economy? I could have used that money. But how do I still remember our crappy economy?
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