Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 9, 2010 18:37:59 GMT -5
Via ChurchOfBioDome.com I don't know what's funnier... Square trying to give me s*** for being twice the wrestler he'll ever be, or The Hangman, a guy who isn't even important enough to wash my jockstrap, talking s*** like he's not little more than a polished turd. You people in the Human Hate Machines, you people in the Family, what you fail to realize is that this has nothing to do with you. You can talk all the s*** you want, but this is far bigger than any of you are, and the sooner you butt out of my business, the better. Seth, I continue to wait for you to answer that door. My representatives will continue to knock on that door, and until you answer, you will find that your top star is no longer going to do what you as him. I patiently await your senses to return to you. Seth: Im sorry to tell you this, but I finally returned from Albany, New York as Jessica and I were spending time with my family. So your representatives who were apperently knocking at my door stopped a while ago when they realized no one was home.
Now you might want to realize that I am not going to relent on your ban from the world title scene for the rest of 2010. via ChurchOfBioDome.com Oh, yes you will. You know what, man, I'm tired of this. I work my way into title match after title match only for you to lob ridiculous stipulations my way. I don't see you riding ANYONE ELSE on the roster this hard. First, you ban my god damn girls from ringside out of jealousy and anguish (Oh, and if history serves, you relented.) And now you're banning me from the title scene? Why? Give me one good reason why. I'd really like to hear it. For some reason, you think I'm your punching bag, and that you can just abuse your power on me. Well, that time has sadly ended. You need to explain your actions. No one holds your lousy ass accountable. And until you give me a god damn good explanation, you can continue to explain to my fans why they are paying hard earned money NOT to see me.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 9, 2010 19:28:40 GMT -5
Seth: Im sorry to tell you this, but I finally returned from Albany, New York as Jessica and I were spending time with my family. So your representatives who were apperently knocking at my door stopped a while ago when they realized no one was home.
Now you might want to realize that I am not going to relent on your ban from the world title scene for the rest of 2010. via ChurchOfBioDome.com Oh, yes you will. You know what, man, I'm tired of this. I work my way into title match after title match only for you to lob ridiculous stipulations my way. I don't see you riding ANYONE ELSE on the roster this hard. First, you ban my god damn girls from ringside out of jealousy and anguish (Oh, and if history serves, you relented.) And now you're banning me from the title scene? Why? Give me one good reason why. I'd really like to hear it. For some reason, you think I'm your punching bag, and that you can just abuse your power on me. Well, that time has sadly ended. You need to explain your actions. No one holds your lousy ass accountable. And until you give me a god damn good explanation, you can continue to explain to my fans why they are paying hard earned money NOT to see me. Seth: I told you that if you didnt call the title match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, I would make you regret that decision. You did so and now because of the loss, I decided to punish you the way most fitting of you.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 9, 2010 19:41:54 GMT -5
via ChurchOfBioDome.com Oh, yes you will. You know what, man, I'm tired of this. I work my way into title match after title match only for you to lob ridiculous stipulations my way. I don't see you riding ANYONE ELSE on the roster this hard. First, you ban my god damn girls from ringside out of jealousy and anguish (Oh, and if history serves, you relented.) And now you're banning me from the title scene? Why? Give me one good reason why. I'd really like to hear it. For some reason, you think I'm your punching bag, and that you can just abuse your power on me. Well, that time has sadly ended. You need to explain your actions. No one holds your lousy ass accountable. And until you give me a god damn good explanation, you can continue to explain to my fans why they are paying hard earned money NOT to see me. Seth: I told you that if you didnt call the title match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, I would make you regret that decision. You did so and now because of the loss, I decided to punish you the way most fitting of you. I didn't even want to be ref in the f***ing first place, and the only reason I lost my triple threat match was because of YOUR f***ing bullshit with Disney.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 9, 2010 19:48:17 GMT -5
Seth: I told you that if you didnt call the title match between Jay Carroll and Amigo, I would make you regret that decision. You did so and now because of the loss, I decided to punish you the way most fitting of you. I didn't even want to be ref in the f***ing first place, and the only reason I lost my triple threat match was because of YOUR f***ing bulls*** with Disney. Seth: Wawawa...Boohoohoo. I told you to do a job and you decided to screw with me. You made your bed and now you have to lie in it.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2010 20:56:12 GMT -5
Amigo Sucks Discuss
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Post by Deleted on Jul 9, 2010 21:05:26 GMT -5
Well, just because the guy occasionally enjoys a nice lollypop doesn't make him a bad person.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 9, 2010 21:11:04 GMT -5
Aren't you taking a break to pursue your natural career of pumping gas and picking/selling Strawberries?
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 10, 2010 1:09:41 GMT -5
I didn't even want to be ref in the f***ing first place, and the only reason I lost my triple threat match was because of YOUR f***ing bulls*** with Disney. Seth: Wawawa...Boohoohoo. I told you to do a job and you decided to screw with me. You made your bed and now you have to lie in it.via ChurchOfBioDome.com Typical Seth. Your inability to take blame for anything will be the demise of your career, buddy. This isn't the first time you've dusted up with the wrong swiffer sweeper, and I swear to god this is another battle you can't win, just like the one with my lovely valets. You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 10, 2010 2:38:40 GMT -5
Whitey Fats.....appartently you think your someone. Appartently you think I should care.....BUT I DON'T!!!!! You see Money Bags....I don't care how much money you have. I don't care how much Jewerly you have on. I DON'T CARE WHAT DAMN CAR YOU DRIVE!!!! All I care about is making my opponent...BLEED TO DEATH!!!! Just ask that loud mouth Headbanger....I'm sure he will tell you the horrors of wresting me. And after I'm done with you. Your gonna need all that money....to not only pay for your hospital bills....BUT YOUR FUNERAL COSTS!!!!! And if you think I'm jokin.......THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!![/color]
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 10, 2010 3:54:50 GMT -5
My old friendly enemy. You know, when I first decided I needed a tag partner/personal assistant, i thought of one thing... Going back to the family.... Going back in the day... Going back... to... Rough N Ready!!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 10, 2010 3:59:01 GMT -5
Whitey Fats.....appartently you think your someone. Appartently you think I should care.....BUT I DON'T!!!!! You see Money Bags....I don't care how much money you have. I don't care how much Jewerly you have on. I DON'T CARE WHAT DAMN CAR YOU DRIVE!!!! All I care about is making my opponent...BLEED TO DEATH!!!! Just ask that loud mouth Headbanger....I'm sure he will tell you the horrors of wresting me. And after I'm done with you. Your gonna need all that money....to not only pay for your hospital bills....BUT YOUR FUNERAL COSTS!!!!! And if you think I'm jokin.......THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] You bore me, son. I was whipping ass and scrounging for money when you was sucking at your mama's chest.
After earning fortune through my god giving talents, The Wrestling Messiah came back here to save this company. Who have you beat? Headbanger? He ain't nothing but skidmarks on the boxers of life. I have main evented everywhere i have ever went. Hell, boy, I was the first and only Bona Fide legend of this company. Come Monday, my legend, like my fortune, like my portfolio, and like my winning streak, will only grow.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 10, 2010 7:50:32 GMT -5
Whitey Fats.....appartently you think your someone. Appartently you think I should care.....BUT I DON'T!!!!! You see Money Bags....I don't care how much money you have. I don't care how much Jewerly you have on. I DON'T CARE WHAT DAMN CAR YOU DRIVE!!!! All I care about is making my opponent...BLEED TO DEATH!!!! Just ask that loud mouth Headbanger....I'm sure he will tell you the horrors of wresting me. And after I'm done with you. Your gonna need all that money....to not only pay for your hospital bills....BUT YOUR FUNERAL COSTS!!!!! And if you think I'm jokin.......THEN YOU DON'T KNOW SMOKIN VOKOUN!!!!!!!!! [/color][/quote] You bore me, son. I was whipping ass and scrounging for money when you was sucking at your mama's chest.
After earning fortune through my god giving talents, The Wrestling Messiah came back here to save this company. Who have you beat? Headbanger? He ain't nothing but skidmarks on the boxers of life. I have main evented everywhere i have ever went. Hell, boy, I was the first and only Bona Fide legend of this company. Come Monday, my legend, like my fortune, like my portfolio, and like my winning streak, will only grow.[/quote] Says the guy who left because he couldn't win a match. Including when I beat you to qualify for Money In The Bank On A Pole. Still, you carry on with your revisionist history. You won't be the first.
And Vokoun - "horrors of wrestling you?". Dude, the only horror was having to look at your hideous face. I dunno why you can't get it through your thick skull that I actually enjoyed our match. I would love to do it again sometime. You just bear that in mind next time you're having a grunting session with Boiler Room Brawler.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 10, 2010 10:57:03 GMT -5
You bore me, son. I was whipping ass and scrounging for money when you was sucking at your mama's chest.
After earning fortune through my god giving talents, The Wrestling Messiah came back here to save this company. Who have you beat? Headbanger? He ain't nothing but skidmarks on the boxers of life. I have main evented everywhere i have ever went. Hell, boy, I was the first and only Bona Fide legend of this company. Come Monday, my legend, like my fortune, like my portfolio, and like my winning streak, will only grow. Says the guy who left because he couldn't win a match. Including when I beat you to qualify for Money In The Bank On A Pole. Still, you carry on with your revisionist history. You won't be the first.
And Vokoun - "horrors of wrestling you?". Dude, the only horror was having to look at your hideous face. I dunno why you can't get it through your thick skull that I actually enjoyed our match. I would love to do it again sometime. You just bear that in mind next time you're having a grunting session with Boiler Room Brawler. I never lost a match while I was here, boy. Now run along, grown ups are talkingOOC: I'm following the Scott Hall rule for drawing Heel Heat - Just lie. Lie lie lie
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smokinvokoun
Dennis Stamp
Daffy's Gonna Kill You
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Post by smokinvokoun on Jul 10, 2010 13:43:11 GMT -5
You bore me, son. I was whipping ass and scrounging for money when you was sucking at your mama's chest.
After earning fortune through my god giving talents, The Wrestling Messiah came back here to save this company. Who have you beat? Headbanger? He ain't nothing but skidmarks on the boxers of life. I have main evented everywhere i have ever went. Hell, boy, I was the first and only Bona Fide legend of this company. Come Monday, my legend, like my fortune, like my portfolio, and like my winning streak, will only grow. Says the guy who left because he couldn't win a match. Including when I beat you to qualify for Money In The Bank On A Pole. Still, you carry on with your revisionist history. You won't be the first.
And Vokoun - "horrors of wrestling you?". Dude, the only horror was having to look at your hideous face. I dunno why you can't get it through your thick skull that I actually enjoyed our match. I would love to do it again sometime. You just bear that in mind next time you're having a grunting session with Boiler Room Brawler. Soooooo let me get this straight.....you actually "eyjoyed" getting the crap beat out of you, set on fire AND falling 25 feet of a Steel Cell.....WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!!! That means, I get to beat your sorry ass all the time because....I ENJOY IT TOO!!! I enjoy beating your head in and don't think it was the biggest thrill of my life seeing you fall 25 feet of that Hell in a Cell. IT' WOULD BE LIKE CHRISTMAS DAY.....EVERYDAY!!!! Becare what you wish for Headbanger, you just might get it.[/color] As for you Whitey Fats....*He holds up his Hardcore Title Belt* this belt proves that I may be a rookie....BUT I'M NO DUMB COOKIE!!!! Hey that ryhmes. Anyway Fats, one of the biggest mistakes anyone can make is to doubt Smokin Vokoun. Just because I'm a rookie in this company....DOESN'T MEAN I'M NOT DANGEROUS.....in fact, I'm the most dangerous man in this company and this belt proves it.
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 10, 2010 15:47:37 GMT -5
Things have not been going my way over the year as you all probably know. I mean this time a year ago I was the World Heavyweight Champion, making a ton of money and having the time of my life. Now fast forward to one year later and here I am, with no title and have not won that many big matches. I came very close to reclaiming the World Title back in March but other than that, my career as a singles wrestler in the last year has been horrible and I am lucky that I have not been fired. The only good thing that has happened over the last year in my career has been winning the World Tag Team Championship with my best friend Tyfo and I hope that Tyfo is able to win the World Title at Botch at the Beach. Now before people start talking, there was no disrespect there meant towards fellow Family Member Jay Carroll.
Now this Monday night I am looking to try to revamp my singles career as I step into the ring against another former World Heavyweight Champion Jazzman. This is not going to be a normal match, this is going to be a Rules of Honor match. I am the one that asked for this match because I am pretty much tired of being in all of these hardcore, brutal matches so I want to get back to my roots and what took me to the top and that is my wrestling skills. Jazzman and myself are going to show everyone in this company that we are still elite wrestlers. The winner of this match will no doubt be on the right track to get back into the World Title picture while the loser will continue struggling up the ladder. This match is going to blow everyone away as Jazzman and myself are going to be putting on a wrestling clinic and show everyone that we are not washed up. I am not going to lose this match as all week I have been sparring with some old friends of mine, fine tuning my wrestling skills. Nothing is going to stop me from winning this match and I look forward to finally getting my hand raised in a huge match. Jazzman buddy, see ya on Monday nght.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 10, 2010 16:04:35 GMT -5
I beat a General....a Monkey general......That's gotten me to thinkin'
I wonder how if'n I could eat that monkey? I'd bet there's a hunnerd different ways to prepare one too.....boil 'em, grill 'em; prolly could just saute the lil bastards and serve 'em on rice.
Aww yeah....that'd be effin Sweet.....I'mma eat me some monkey. I'mma comin for you General! I'ma make Tinkers Tetrazinni! I'mma make Bobo Bon Bons! I'm gonna do it.....and you're gonna supply me with the monkey.....
yumyum eatumup! Yumyum Eatumup!
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 10, 2010 19:29:43 GMT -5
Things have not been going my way over the year as you all probably know. I mean this time a year ago I was the World Heavyweight Champion, making a ton of money and having the time of my life. Now fast forward to one year later and here I am, with no title and have not won that many big matches. I came very close to reclaiming the World Title back in March but other than that, my career as a singles wrestler in the last year has been horrible and I am lucky that I have not been fired. The only good thing that has happened over the last year in my career has been winning the World Tag Team Championship with my best friend Tyfo and I hope that Tyfo is able to win the World Title at Botch at the Beach. Now before people start talking, there was no disrespect there meant towards fellow Family Member Jay Carroll.
Now this Monday night I am looking to try to revamp my singles career as I step into the ring against another former World Heavyweight Champion Jazzman. This is not going to be a normal match, this is going to be a Rules of Honor match. I am the one that asked for this match because I am pretty much tired of being in all of these hardcore, brutal matches so I want to get back to my roots and what took me to the top and that is my wrestling skills. Jazzman and myself are going to show everyone in this company that we are still elite wrestlers. The winner of this match will no doubt be on the right track to get back into the World Title picture while the loser will continue struggling up the ladder. This match is going to blow everyone away as Jazzman and myself are going to be putting on a wrestling clinic and show everyone that we are not washed up. I am not going to lose this match as all week I have been sparring with some old friends of mine, fine tuning my wrestling skills. Nothing is going to stop me from winning this match and I look forward to finally getting my hand raised in a huge match. Jazzman buddy, see ya on Monday nght.
If you would like a rocket strapped to your bee-hind on your way back to the top, I may have a business proposition for you.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 11, 2010 0:59:20 GMT -5
I beat a General....a Monkey general......That's gotten me to thinkin' I wonder how if'n I could eat that monkey? I'd bet there's a hunnerd different ways to prepare one too.....boil 'em, grill 'em; prolly could just saute the lil bastards and serve 'em on rice. Aww yeah....that'd be effin Sweet.....I'mma eat me some monkey. I'mma comin for you General! I'ma make Tinkers Tetrazinni! I'mma make Bobo Bon Bons! I'm gonna do it.....and you're gonna supply me with the monkey..... yumyum eatumup! Yumyum Eatumup! Hey..........whatever the f*** you are supposed to be, I have a match with said buggerer of monkies. How much money are you willing to pay for me to kidnap it for you?
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littlenaitch
Dennis Stamp
Stylin' and Profilin'
Hall of Famer!!
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 11, 2010 3:04:10 GMT -5
Things have not been going my way over the year as you all probably know. I mean this time a year ago I was the World Heavyweight Champion, making a ton of money and having the time of my life. Now fast forward to one year later and here I am, with no title and have not won that many big matches. I came very close to reclaiming the World Title back in March but other than that, my career as a singles wrestler in the last year has been horrible and I am lucky that I have not been fired. The only good thing that has happened over the last year in my career has been winning the World Tag Team Championship with my best friend Tyfo and I hope that Tyfo is able to win the World Title at Botch at the Beach. Now before people start talking, there was no disrespect there meant towards fellow Family Member Jay Carroll.
Now this Monday night I am looking to try to revamp my singles career as I step into the ring against another former World Heavyweight Champion Jazzman. This is not going to be a normal match, this is going to be a Rules of Honor match. I am the one that asked for this match because I am pretty much tired of being in all of these hardcore, brutal matches so I want to get back to my roots and what took me to the top and that is my wrestling skills. Jazzman and myself are going to show everyone in this company that we are still elite wrestlers. The winner of this match will no doubt be on the right track to get back into the World Title picture while the loser will continue struggling up the ladder. This match is going to blow everyone away as Jazzman and myself are going to be putting on a wrestling clinic and show everyone that we are not washed up. I am not going to lose this match as all week I have been sparring with some old friends of mine, fine tuning my wrestling skills. Nothing is going to stop me from winning this match and I look forward to finally getting my hand raised in a huge match. Jazzman buddy, see ya on Monday nght.
If you would like a rocket strapped to your bee-hind on your way back to the top, I may have a business proposition for you. What's this business proposition that you speak of?
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Jul 11, 2010 5:37:43 GMT -5
If you would like a rocket strapped to your bee-hind on your way back to the top, I may have a business proposition for you. What's this business proposition that you speak of? Your Wrestling Messiah needs a partner, someone I am able to accept as an equal.
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