Jonathan Michaels
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The Archduke of Levity
Here since TNA was still kinda okay
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Post by Jonathan Michaels on Jul 7, 2010 17:00:13 GMT -5
Monday night Ah punish World Champion Jazz Man for cheatin' during our match. Now Boss Drakin has me in a fight against anudder champion, Jonathan Michaels. De Pretty Boy Movie Star. Hey, Movie Star, you better hope dat woman of yours really love you, 'cause after Ah am dun you won't be so pretty no more. You know you really shouldn't mumble, I can't understand a single word you're saying.
But enough quoting Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Caleb, I've been mildly impressed with you, but you have to understand that at the PPV, I hve a chance to become #1 Contender for the World Title, so do you really think I'm going to let you get in my way, well then just like my opponent at Botch at the Beach, you're Damn Wrong.
And, Cut.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Jul 7, 2010 18:06:34 GMT -5
NERIC!
C'mere! I gots somthin to say!
*A Shaken Neric edges Closer to Mulligan*
Awww....don't be scared Freddy.....I ain't gonna hurt ya.....yet......heh heh. I'm here to issue an open challenge!
I've got 5.....*pulls out 5 $100 bills* C-notes here for anyone that even wants to get in the ring with the Mad Man. You want me to count it out again?
*Pulls a red Swingline stapler from his pocket and staples the first 100 to his forehead, as he counts he punctuates each number with another self-stapling. Rivulets of crimson now streak his face......*
SO! Anyone out there ballsy enough to take me on? Anyone want to see if I'm really as mad as I claim, or have I just mutilated myself for nothing but the pleasure myself and maybe the horror of our home audience?
*Mad Cacckling as we fade out*
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Post by hossfan on Jul 7, 2010 19:32:53 GMT -5
Monday night Ah punish World Champion Jazz Man for cheatin' during our match. Now Boss Drakin has me in a fight against anudder champion, Jonathan Michaels. De Pretty Boy Movie Star. Hey, Movie Star, you better hope dat woman of yours really love you, 'cause after Ah am dun you won't be so pretty no more. You know you really shouldn't mumble, I can't understand a single word you're saying.
But enough quoting Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Caleb, I've been mildly impressed with you, but you have to understand that at the PPV, I hve a chance to become #1 Contender for the World Title, so do you really think I'm going to let you get in my way, well then just like my opponent at Botch at the Beach, you're Damn Wrong.
And, Cut. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? Pft, Dat's a kid's show. You in dat movie, Movie Star? And you makin big mistake lookin past me. Monday Ah will wring you out so bad dat you be easy pickins for Damn Right Jackson. He should tank me when Ah'm dun wit you.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 7, 2010 21:07:01 GMT -5
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Seth, it seems I'm talking to myself. Are you willing to hear me out yet? Or are you going to continue to ignore your top star? The time is ticking, Boss man.
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Post by Tyfo on Jul 7, 2010 23:14:09 GMT -5
Now that it has become obvious to everyone viewing, I can actually talk about my opponent for Botch at the Beach. The opponent that I hoped to face weeks ago when I made my intentions of cashing in Money in the Bank known.
I'm very happy to say that Jay Carroll is still the WWCF Champion and I'm even more happy to say that he will be the man standing across the ring from me. Jay is my stable mate and Jay is my friend. He is also quite possibly the very best competitor going right now, and it's always hard to argue with the person with the top title around their waist.
This isn't going to be your typical title match centered on anger, or jealousy, or money, or your "spot" on the card, or women, or unadulterated hatred. No, not at all. This is going to be about two guys who want to be the absolute best in this industry and become the greatest competitors this sport has ever seen.
In the Family, we strive for excellence, we have a pedigree that illuminates being the best. That's why it's only right to have two Family members facing off for the WWCF Championship. It shows that we are exactly where we should be.
Jay, I will leave you with this. You know that I respect you and everything that your about, that's why I wanted to be in the ring with you. But at the same time, you know how long I've been preparing myself to be the best in this game, and you know that I'm not going to stop at anything short of becoming the new WWCF World Champion. I know you will bring your A game, because that's the only game you have. You and I are going to tear the roof off of that building at Botch at the Beach, and it will be an honor to be standing there with someone that I can call a friend.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 7, 2010 23:30:44 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It's only a short matter of time until The Black Dynasty proves that the Era of Attitude is more than a theory, but a reality.
First I have to step into the ring with The Hardcore Heartthrob Jonathan Michaels... who genuinely believes he already has this match won... He's sure that he's superior to me. Despite me achieving more than he ever has here in half the time... despite the fact that the last two times we stepped in the ring together, one on one, I came out on top, I simply dominated...
So I must ask, why do you think you're so much better than me Jono... Do you just see what I am and immediately think little of me? Or have you simply been beaten so bad you've forgotten who The Black Dynasty actually is?
And after that, my next opponent would be none-other than the World Champion himself... Whether it be Jay Carroll or Tyfo... I'm not going to lie, I'm really wishing it's Jay Carroll. We've flirted with the prospect of us two facing off a few times before, and everytime we've gotten close to it, he's gone out of his way to make fun of me, of my pride... of my pride for my people. He thinks that because I speak out for what's right, that I'm obsessed... You think I'm just a joke? You think I'm nothing to worry about?
Jay, I don't know if you do it in jest, to get a pop out of the crowd, but out of everyone to ever belittle me, and my people, you've been by far the worst... You've also decided to get involved in my feud with Colt... just to knock me down... The sooner I step in the ring with you, the better.
Or then there's Mr. Money in the Bank... Tyfo, we've only faced off once in a tag team contest. However I've had many, many battles with your partner, Little Naitch. And every single time we've stepped in the ring together, it ended with me kicking his ass... and he's the one who's already made a name for himself and became Champion...
The run is only just beginning to rise on the Era of Attitude, and it'll take a nation of millions to hold us back... Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT!
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 8, 2010 0:04:35 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It's only a short matter of time until The Black Dynasty proves that the Era of Attitude is more than a theory, but a reality.
First I have to step into the ring with The Hardcore Heartthrob Jonathan Michaels... who genuinely believes he already has this match won... He's sure that he's superior to me. Despite me achieving more than he ever has here in half the time... despite the fact that the last two times we stepped in the ring together, one on one, I came out on top, I simply dominated...
So I must ask, why do you think you're so much better than me Jono... Do you just see what I am and immediately think little of me? Or have you simply been beaten so bad you've forgotten who The Black Dynasty actually is?
And after that, my next opponent would be none-other than the World Champion himself... Whether it be Jay Carroll or Tyfo... I'm not going to lie, I'm really wishing it's Jay Carroll. We've flirted with the prospect of us two facing off a few times before, and everytime we've gotten close to it, he's gone out of his way to make fun of me, of my pride... of my pride for my people. He thinks that because I speak out for what's right, that I'm obsessed... You think I'm just a joke? You think I'm nothing to worry about?
Jay, I don't know if you do it in jest, to get a pop out of the crowd, but out of everyone to ever belittle me, and my people, you've been by far the worst... You've also decided to get involved in my feud with Colt... just to knock me down... The sooner I step in the ring with you, the better.
Or then there's Mr. Money in the Bank... Tyfo, we've only faced off once in a tag team contest. However I've had many, many battles with your partner, Little Naitch. And every single time we've stepped in the ring together, it ended with me kicking his ass... and he's the one who's already made a name for himself and became Champion...
The run is only just beginning to rise on the Era of Attitude, and it'll take a nation of millions to hold us back... Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT! The NWA called, they said they plan on sueing you for ripping off one of their album names.
Not that being a N****z with attitude rip-off is much better then being a Malcom X rip-off, mind you.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 8, 2010 0:39:39 GMT -5
DR Jackson: It's only a short matter of time until The Black Dynasty proves that the Era of Attitude is more than a theory, but a reality.
First I have to step into the ring with The Hardcore Heartthrob Jonathan Michaels... who genuinely believes he already has this match won... He's sure that he's superior to me. Despite me achieving more than he ever has here in half the time... despite the fact that the last two times we stepped in the ring together, one on one, I came out on top, I simply dominated...
So I must ask, why do you think you're so much better than me Jono... Do you just see what I am and immediately think little of me? Or have you simply been beaten so bad you've forgotten who The Black Dynasty actually is?
And after that, my next opponent would be none-other than the World Champion himself... Whether it be Jay Carroll or Tyfo... I'm not going to lie, I'm really wishing it's Jay Carroll. We've flirted with the prospect of us two facing off a few times before, and everytime we've gotten close to it, he's gone out of his way to make fun of me, of my pride... of my pride for my people. He thinks that because I speak out for what's right, that I'm obsessed... You think I'm just a joke? You think I'm nothing to worry about?
Jay, I don't know if you do it in jest, to get a pop out of the crowd, but out of everyone to ever belittle me, and my people, you've been by far the worst... You've also decided to get involved in my feud with Colt... just to knock me down... The sooner I step in the ring with you, the better.
Or then there's Mr. Money in the Bank... Tyfo, we've only faced off once in a tag team contest. However I've had many, many battles with your partner, Little Naitch. And every single time we've stepped in the ring together, it ended with me kicking his ass... and he's the one who's already made a name for himself and became Champion...
The run is only just beginning to rise on the Era of Attitude, and it'll take a nation of millions to hold us back... Neither Enemy Nor Friend... DAMN RIGHT! The NWA called, they said they plan on sueing you for ripping off one of their album names.
Not that being a N****z with attitude rip-off is much better then being a Malcom X rip-off, mind you. DR Jackson: It's actually a Public Enemy album name... but I guess it's all the same "you people" stuff with you isn't it?
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 8, 2010 1:24:19 GMT -5
Eh, rap is all the same to me. Heard one, heard 'em all.
But yes, it isdespite that fact that I am Black as well. Of course, you knowing that would take some starts, which is too much to expect from you.
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Post by Jackson "The Cool" Carter on Jul 8, 2010 3:54:18 GMT -5
Eh, rap is all the same to me. Heard one, heard 'em all.
But yes, it isdespite that fact that I am Black as well. Of course, you knowing that would take some starts, which is too much to expect from you. DR Jackson: You may be Black, but that does not mean you're a "n*****". You see you didn't have to suffer the oppression MY PEOPLE had to go through to get by here... So don't talk as if you know too much...
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Jul 8, 2010 9:03:25 GMT -5
Well, it seems a few people have been running their mouths lately.
Hangman, just admit you got a cheap victory over Dave, and that is the last time it will happen. You've achieved nothing since arriving here, and we will not be dropping our Tag Titles to scrubs like you and Square. I mean, he already had one opportunity, and he decided he'd rather beat up a referee than fight Dave and I. He's the perpetual choke artist of the WWCF, and he's gonna take you with him, Hangman. We are the longest reigning Tag Champions in this company's history for a reason, and we plan on keeping these straps for a hell of a long time yet.
As for you Vokoun, I see you continue to be all noise and bluster. I've said all along that I'd happily face you in another match again. You think you can intimidate me with your silly catchphrases, your pyromania, and these idiots chanting "Smokie's gonna kill you", but I know your weaknesses now, and believe me when I say I would relish the opportunity to beat the s**t out of you again. I gave you the greatest challenge you've ever had, and even though you cut me open, set me on fire and threw me 25 feet through a table, I'm still here, and ready to take on all comers. So you carry on screaming like the moron that you are, dribbling all over yourself, but just know that I'm ready to take your Hardcore Title anytime, anywhere, pal.
Square, I'll see you and your litany of awful nicknames on NiteRaw. And if Whitey Fats wants to stick his nose in our business again, he'll catch a savage beating as well. Not like it matters, he'll probably leave again next week.
So to summarise, The Metal Express are the greatest tag team this place has ever seen. And if you don't like it...we don't care.
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 8, 2010 19:43:00 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry for the delay: DR Jackson: You may be Black, but that does not mean you're a "n*****". You see you didn't have to suffer the oppression MY PEOPLE had to go through to get by here... So don't talk as if you know too much... Yeah, because I'm totally not Haitian, which suffered centuries of French tyranny!
Oh wait, I am. Dumb f***, go back to High School.Well, it seems a few people have been running their mouths lately.
Hangman, just admit you got a cheap victory over Dave, and that is the last time it will happen. You've achieved nothing since arriving here, and we will not be dropping our Tag Titles to scrubs like you and Square. I mean, he already had one opportunity, and he decided he'd rather beat up a referee than fight Dave and I. He's the perpetual choke artist of the WWCF, and he's gonna take you with him, Hangman. We are the longest reigning Tag Champions in this company's history for a reason, and we plan on keeping these straps for a hell of a long time yet.
Oh, look, children! ANOTHER of the HMH making bitch excuses for why they suck!
For the benefit of the viewing audience, allow me to basically sum up said bitching:WAHHHHH!!!! I lost again to Jay Carroll because I absolutely suck, and because I'm a stupid bastard who thought I was going to get away with fixing a WWCF World Title match, the legal department made it so I can't compete for it for a year, despite deserving worse! OH, POOR ME!
You know what, you guys suck! I quit! Now, I'm going to run back to my mom's house to cut myself and post on myspace! BAHHHHH!!And!Hey, guys! D-Dave didn't lose to a superior in every way to him wrestler because he's a poser, has bitch tits, and is one of the worst wrestlers to ever disgrace Wrestling!
No, he's all that, to be fair, but he lost because he got distracted by some random fat guy! But, since he has no clue on any ideas on how to wrestle, he forgot that he should pay attention on the guy in the ring, and as a result, just rightly slaughtered!
I mean, yeah he sucks, and I'm not much better either, but come on, people!Of course, such whining from a group who wears tight, girly pants and a load of eye makeup isn't so surprising, I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2010 19:50:43 GMT -5
Wow. I never knew The Hangman was such a gifted voice impressionist...
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 8, 2010 19:58:52 GMT -5
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I don't know what's funnier... Square trying to give me shit for being twice the wrestler he'll ever be, or The Hangman, a guy who isn't even important enough to wash my jockstrap, talking shit like he's not little more than a polished turd. You people in the Human Hate Machines, you people in the Family, what you fail to realize is that this has nothing to do with you. You can talk all the shit you want, but this is far bigger than any of you are, and the sooner you butt out of my business, the better. Seth, I continue to wait for you to answer that door. My representatives will continue to knock on that door, and until you answer, you will find that your top star is no longer going to do what you as him. I patiently await your senses to return to you.
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 8, 2010 20:01:54 GMT -5
Thing is, I can admit that I'm not the second coming of Christ, like you seem to think you are.
I can also say I'm not a dumbass who thought he could get away of title match fixing, lost anyways, is sulking in his house, secretly hoping that he gets a job again.
Small mercies in the world, I guess.
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 8, 2010 23:55:54 GMT -5
I see not much has changed since my trip to Rio de Janeiro.
Among them, it seems Major Monkeyf***er is stone scared at facing me, and has retreated to his bunker.
Also, I see Vokoun still hasn't grown a spine, and responded to my challenge. Typical scum.
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Dave at the Movies
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VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 9, 2010 1:15:23 GMT -5
Eh, rap is all the same to me. Heard one, heard 'em all.
But yes, it isdespite that fact that I am Black as well. Of course, you knowing that would take some starts, which is too much to expect from you. DR Jackson: You may be Black, but that does not mean you're a "n*****". You see you didn't have to suffer the oppression MY PEOPLE had to go through to get by here... So don't talk as if you know too much... Yeah Hangman!! Our people are discriminated against every day. Look at Oprah Winfrey for example. She is the richest woman in America with millions of dollars. But we all know that it is because of the white man that she doesn't have billions of dollars. What the hell?! How is a brotha like me suppose to get by with racism like that?*Dave picks up a boom box(like the one from the movie "Do The Right Thing") and starts blasting "Fight The Power" and walks away as DR and Hangman are left with "WTF" looks on their face.*
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 9, 2010 1:26:55 GMT -5
DR Jackson: You may be Black, but that does not mean you're a "n*****". You see you didn't have to suffer the oppression MY PEOPLE had to go through to get by here... So don't talk as if you know too much... Yeah Hangman!! Our people are discriminated against every day. Look at Oprah Winfrey for example. She is the richest woman in America with millions of dollars. But we all know that it is because of the white man that she doesn't have billions of dollars. What the hell?! How is a brotha like me suppose to get by with racism like that?*Dave picks up a boom box(like the one from the movie "Do The Right Thing") and starts blasting "Fight The Power" and walks away as DR and Hangman are left with "WTF" looks on their face.* .......................................It seems that not only did I break his body this Monday, but his mind, as well.
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Dave at the Movies
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
VINTAGE D-DAY DAVE! Always cranking dat thing.
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 9, 2010 2:03:40 GMT -5
Yeah Hangman!! Our people are discriminated against every day. Look at Oprah Winfrey for example. She is the richest woman in America with millions of dollars. But we all know that it is because of the white man that she doesn't have billions of dollars. What the hell?! How is a brotha like me suppose to get by with racism like that?*Dave picks up a boom box(like the one from the movie "Do The Right Thing") and starts blasting "Fight The Power" and walks away as DR and Hangman are left with "WTF" looks on their face.* .......................................It seems that not only did I break his body this Monday, but his mind, as well.
Rod Sterling- It was just another day for WWCF Superstar The Hangman. He was trash talking with another fellow WWCF Superstar in "Damn Right" Jackson. But then all of a sudden something he didn't expect happened. His enemy D-Day Dave came out of no where acting really strange. What The Hangman doesn't know is that he has just entered............................. ..............The Twilight Zone
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jul 9, 2010 18:17:28 GMT -5
Via ChurchOfBioDome.com I don't know what's funnier... Square trying to give me s*** for being twice the wrestler he'll ever be, or The Hangman, a guy who isn't even important enough to wash my jockstrap, talking s*** like he's not little more than a polished turd. You people in the Human Hate Machines, you people in the Family, what you fail to realize is that this has nothing to do with you. You can talk all the s*** you want, but this is far bigger than any of you are, and the sooner you butt out of my business, the better. Seth, I continue to wait for you to answer that door. My representatives will continue to knock on that door, and until you answer, you will find that your top star is no longer going to do what you as him. I patiently await your senses to return to you. Seth: Im sorry to tell you this, but I finally returned from Albany, New York as Jessica and I were spending time with my family. So your representatives who were apperently knocking at my door stopped a while ago when they realized no one was home.
Now you might want to realize that I am not going to relent on your ban from the world title scene for the rest of 2010.
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