Viva
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THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 6, 2010 15:20:53 GMT -5
Yup. Cuz that's exactly what happened at King of Wrestlecrap, right? *Looks over at his crown and cape.* Excuses, excuses. |
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 6, 2010 16:18:10 GMT -5
Yeah exactly, but thanks to Naitch you didn't get pinned *Looks over at his crown and cape.* Excuses, excuses.
Good thing you have those. Those will sell excellent on the flea market once you can't get hired by any wrestling promotions worth a damn. |
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 6, 2010 16:48:27 GMT -5
*Looks over at his crown and cape.* Excuses, excuses.
Good thing you have those. Those will sell excellent on the flea market once you can't get hired by any wrestling promotions worth a damn. |
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Square
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Post by Square on Jul 6, 2010 17:05:06 GMT -5
*Logs in*
Good thing you have those. Those will sell excellent on the flea market once you can't get hired by any wrestling promotions worth a damn. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2010 17:07:14 GMT -5
Why don't we discuss something REALLY important?
Sparks, you cheated! You had no right hiding that spider under the ring like that! As far as I'm concerned, you have no honor! So you ever getting a shot at this belt?
NO WAY!!!
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 6, 2010 18:23:24 GMT -5
*Logs in*
Good thing you have those. Those will sell excellent on the flea market once you can't get hired by any wrestling promotions worth a damn.
Oh, by the way, you have five more minutes left until the website locks you out. Bye-bye for good. |
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 6, 2010 18:56:54 GMT -5
You must have me confused with someone who has a track record worse than yours. Shame. He's losing his mind with this old age.
Oh, by the way, you have five more minutes left until the website locks you out. Bye-bye for good. |
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 6, 2010 19:08:28 GMT -5
And five...four...three..two...one.
*Sees Viva is logged off automatically*
See ya.
And now that's he gone, I'd like to adress something new:
So, General, you have the honor of facing me in a match. Sadly, all the monkey f***ing in the world won't save you now.
Also, it seems Vokoun has pussied out on my challenge for his title. Figures.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2010 20:40:29 GMT -5
Why don't we discuss something REALLY important?
Sparks, you cheated! You had no right hiding that spider under the ring like that! As far as I'm concerned, you have no honor! So you ever getting a shot at this belt?
NO WAY!!!
I have a match with Colt next week, and unlike you, he has class and doesn't have to use questionable tactics to win. He has true, real honor. And if you know what's good for ya, you will stay behind that desk and do what you are supposed to do, capece? |
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Post by Topher is Human on Jul 6, 2010 21:17:48 GMT -5
TURN THE PAGE
by Colt.
So now it's all been said and done. It's finally in the record books... Colt vs "Damn Right" Jackson is officially over. Jackson has now begun his quest for the WWCF Championship and me... well at the moment it may appear I'm being left in the dust.
But that couldn't be and further from the truth. I'm moving on myself, and by the looks of things, WWCF management would like to see some gold around my waste as they have put me in an official rankings match against Sparks for the Inter-Forum Championship. And best of all? If I can persevere, I'll get one step closer to becoming the first true Triple Crown Champion!
However it's not going to be that easy, since my opponent is none-other than Sparks. A young up-start that has already made quite name for himself, getting in the face of former World Champion Amigo from the moment of his debut. And last week he successfully defeated my former friend, long time partner and long time rival Evil M, sorry Wordlife. I've stepped in the ring with Wordlife many times and I know he is no pushover... and controversially or not, Sparks beating him last week proves that he's also not to be taken lightly.
So Sparks, I'm looking forward to seeing what you really have myself. I want to see if you really do have what it takes to be The Story on Page One...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 6, 2010 22:07:37 GMT -5
TURN THE PAGE
by Colt.
So now it's all been said and done. It's finally in the record books... Colt vs "Damn Right" Jackson is officially over. Jackson has now begun his quest for the WWCF Championship and me... well at the moment it may appear I'm being left in the dust.
But that couldn't be and further from the truth. I'm moving on myself, and by the looks of things, WWCF management would like to see some gold around my waste as they have put me in an official rankings match against Sparks for the Inter-Forum Championship. And best of all? If I can persevere, I'll get one step closer to becoming the first true Triple Crown Champion!
However it's not going to be that easy, since my opponent is none-other than Sparks. A young up-start that has already made quite name for himself, getting in the face of former World Champion Amigo from the moment of his debut. And last week he successfully defeated my former friend, long time partner and long time rival Evil M, sorry Wordlife. I've stepped in the ring with Wordlife many times and I know he is no pushover... and controversially or not, Sparks beating him last week proves that he's also not to be taken lightly.
So Sparks, I'm looking forward to seeing what you really have myself. I want to see if you really do have what it takes to be The Story on Page One... |
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littlenaitch
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Post by littlenaitch on Jul 7, 2010 1:07:15 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his home watching the closing moments of NiteRaw where Viva plans Jay with the Bio Dome and LN is pissed off!
LN: VIVA YOU PIECE OF CRAP! You are without a shadow of a doubt the biggest sore loser that has ever graced a wrestling ring! You and I have had numerous battles over the last few months and I have not won yet but what you did last night at NitteRaw to my fellow stablemate and friend jay Carrol was uncalled for! You got out smarted by a man who wasn't even at 100 percent and by a man who wanted to win a little bit more than you did. Now I don't really give a crap whether or not you really quit or not but I am calling your ass out for a fight next week! I don't want a wrestling match against you, oh no, I want a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Fight to get revenge for that brutal attack on Jay! You are going to pay you no good piece of crap! Seth, please, please, book this for me because no matter what, next monday night, one way or the other, I am going to find Viva and beat his ass so bad that he will be laid up in the hospital for a VERY long time.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 7, 2010 1:12:01 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his home watching the closing moments of NiteRaw where Viva plans Jay with the Bio Dome and LN is pissed off!
LN: VIVA YOU PIECE OF CRAP! You are without a shadow of a doubt the biggest sore loser that has ever graced a wrestling ring! You and I have had numerous battles over the last few months and I have not won yet but what you did last night at NitteRaw to my fellow stablemate and friend jay Carrol was uncalled for! You got out smarted by a man who wasn't even at 100 percent and by a man who wanted to win a little bit more than you did. Now I don't really give a crap whether or not you really quit or not but I am calling your ass out for a fight next week! I don't want a wrestling match against you, oh no, I want a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Fight to get revenge for that brutal attack on Jay! You are going to pay you no good piece of crap! Seth, please, please, book this for me because no matter what, next monday night, one way or the other, I am going to find Viva and beat his ass so bad that he will be laid up in the hospital for a VERY long time.
Good riddance. |
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Jul 7, 2010 1:13:18 GMT -5
Littlenaitch is seen in his home watching the closing moments of NiteRaw where Viva plans Jay with the Bio Dome and LN is pissed off!
LN: VIVA YOU PIECE OF CRAP! You are without a shadow of a doubt the biggest sore loser that has ever graced a wrestling ring! You and I have had numerous battles over the last few months and I have not won yet but what you did last night at NitteRaw to my fellow stablemate and friend jay Carrol was uncalled for! You got out smarted by a man who wasn't even at 100 percent and by a man who wanted to win a little bit more than you did. Now I don't really give a crap whether or not you really quit or not but I am calling your ass out for a fight next week! I don't want a wrestling match against you, oh no, I want a No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere Fight to get revenge for that brutal attack on Jay! You are going to pay you no good piece of crap! Seth, please, please, book this for me because no matter what, next monday night, one way or the other, I am going to find Viva and beat his ass so bad that he will be laid up in the hospital for a VERY long time. Via ChurchOfBioDome.com Yeah, sorry Littlenaitch. The answer is no. And really, I could give a shit if Seth books it or not. I'm not listening to him until he listens to me. You're barking up the wrong tree, buddy. Perhaps, though, you could get one of my stablemates to partake in your little challenge. A small vindication. |
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 7, 2010 1:56:44 GMT -5
D-Day Dave via Tweeter.com
What happen last night on Niteraw was an absolute tragedy. Hangman!!! You didn't earn that victory! You snuck up behind me like a coward as I was yelling at that southern trash, Whitey Fats.
Just wait till next week when Headbanger Man destroys your partner Square!!! Just to make sure there is no distraction next week like some stupid rich southern guy in a stupid white suit I will be in Headbangers corner.
Also Viva was robbed last night just as I was!!! Jay Carroll couldn't hold Viva's microphone let alone my guitar. I oughta go find Carroll's old champagne and hit him over the head with it for thinking he is better than the greatest WWCF World Champion to ever grace the humanoids with his presence!!
Why I am I able to do such a long post on Tweeter.com you ask? Because I'm D-Day Dave and I am that damn cool!!!!!
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 7, 2010 11:21:03 GMT -5
It seems as of late all these HMW girls can do is bitch and moan and whine and make excuses for themselves.
Dave, instead of blaming that random fat guy, you should know that you were an idiot as usual, and lost with little effort from me.
I'm curious, though: What will be your excuse when Square beats Whathisname? Or another when we beat you for the tag titles?
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Dave at the Movies
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Post by Dave at the Movies on Jul 7, 2010 12:00:49 GMT -5
Don't pretend you don't know what Headbanger Man's name is!!! Headbanger wouldn't even let you carry his bags! Square won't beat Headbanger, because Headbanger has the talent and charisma that Square only wishes he had. And once we finally get you two in the ring for the tag title match you two Human Hate Machine Amigo Bitches are going to get Rocked The F*** Out!!!!!
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Post by The Hangman on Jul 7, 2010 12:08:06 GMT -5
Maybe if he dragged his worthless ass in once or twice to work, maybe I'd remember his name. And he has about as much talent as a dead cockaroach, You doubly less.
But hey, I see you still you are using that shitty catchphrase. Maybe you'll say it to your left hand now that your slut is thinking of leaving you.
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Post by hossfan on Jul 7, 2010 12:28:20 GMT -5
Monday night Ah punish World Champion Jazz Man for cheatin' during our match. Now Boss Drakin has me in a fight against anudder champion, Jonathan Michaels. De Pretty Boy Movie Star. Hey, Movie Star, you better hope dat woman of yours really love you, 'cause after Ah am dun you won't be so pretty no more.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 7, 2010 16:10:57 GMT -5
It's sooo sweet watching Colt and Sparks' lovefest. It'll be even more fun having a front row seat to watch them tear each other apart. I've gotta be honest though. My money's on Colt. Sparks, you had to cheat to beat me, how're you gonna beat the guy who beat ME en-route eventually becoming World Champion? I'm especially looking forward to Monday night.
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