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Post by s l i k on Apr 17, 2010 21:48:57 GMT -5
Who is worse?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 17, 2010 21:51:14 GMT -5
I'm not even sure Kristen Stewart counts as an actress.
I think they put peanut butter on her gums like Mr Ed and dub someone else's voice.
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Post by Jiren on Apr 17, 2010 21:59:33 GMT -5
Other: Megan Fox
Joking aside Kristin Stewart is FAR worse, I've seen more expression from a corpse.
She's like the female Zoolander and to quote Mugatu "She has only one look for Christ's sake"
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Post by Bullhead on Apr 17, 2010 22:00:39 GMT -5
At least Kirsten Dunst is capable of showing emotion and looking at least halfway interested in whatever she's doing.
Unlike Kristen Stewart, who I don't think qualifies as a human being, let alone an actress. I believe she's part reptile.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Apr 17, 2010 22:04:55 GMT -5
Well, on the good side, Kristen Stewart would be perfect if they ever did a remake of Mannequin  . |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Apr 17, 2010 22:55:47 GMT -5
Well, on the good side, Kristen Stewart would be perfect if they ever did a remake of Mannequin . Perhaps if they make a sequel to "House Of Wax" and Paris turns them down.  |
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Post by Yami Daimao on Apr 17, 2010 23:03:02 GMT -5
Well, on the good side, Kristen Stewart would be perfect if they ever did a remake of Mannequin . Perhaps if they make a sequel to "House Of Wax" and Paris turns them down. Paris' character died in the first one. I'm ashamed of myself for even remembering that. The worst actress? Definitely Stewart, but that's like choosing between a turd and a shiny turd. Although for some reason, I find Stewart more attractive than Dunst. Hell, I find her attractive in general. She's not smoking hot by any means, but I definitely wouldn't kick her out of my bed. |
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Post by Professor Chaos on Apr 18, 2010 1:47:01 GMT -5
I haven't seen Kristen Stewart in anything since Panic Room and she did great for being like 12 or something back then. Never had anything against Dunst. Should've included Kristen Cavallari.
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Post by Lick Ness Monster on Apr 18, 2010 2:28:17 GMT -5
Stewart and it ain't even close.
Dunst has at least shown that she isn't a rubber skin wrapped around a T-800 endoskeleton.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Apr 18, 2010 2:31:51 GMT -5
Dunst can actually act and you know, EMOTE! Stewart can only speak in the same monotone voice she uses in real life!
Plus, I swear, Stewart looks drugged up every time I see a picture of her outside of a film.
And hell, for all the times people refer to Dunst as "Snaggletooth", she's actually quite attractive. Stewart, on the other hand.....
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Post by Bullhead on Apr 18, 2010 2:49:31 GMT -5
I once saw Kristen Stewart on one of the late shows. She sat trembling on the edge of the chair in a semi-fetal position looking around like she was expecting someone to jump on her. And when she talked she looked down and stared at her hands. She's was either heavily medicated or just has some serious issues.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Apr 18, 2010 6:01:00 GMT -5
I once saw Kristen Stewart on one of the late shows. She sat trembling on the edge of the chair in a semi-fetal position looking around like she was expecting someone to jump on her. And when she talked she looked down and stared at her hands. She's was either heavily medicated or just has some serious issues. Yeah, with her stuttering and stammering and trembling, I think if you said 'boo!' to her, she'd have a heart attack. |
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Post by texaswhopper on Apr 18, 2010 8:26:46 GMT -5
I never thought Dunst was that bad of an actress. I think she was great in Interview with a Vampire.
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Post by theryno665 on Apr 18, 2010 10:25:32 GMT -5
When you consider this "acting",...
...then it's time to stop acting.
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Post by Grendel on Apr 18, 2010 10:28:01 GMT -5
I'm an hour and 20 minutes into Twilight (as I am chronicling in the Ah ... snork me thread), and it's Kristen by a landslide.
And to Doctor Doom, who said Megan Fox, it's not like the roles she has been in has really called for a lot of depth.
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Post by Jiren on Apr 18, 2010 10:57:35 GMT -5
I'm an hour and 20 minutes into Twilight (as I am chronicling in the Ah ... snork me thread), and it's Kristen by a landslide. And to Doctor Doom, who said Megan Fox, it's not like the roles she has been in has really called for a lot of depth. I was joking It's just a gimmick quirk |
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Post by Grendel on Apr 18, 2010 11:40:56 GMT -5
I'm an hour and 20 minutes into Twilight (as I am chronicling in the Ah ... snork me thread), and it's Kristen by a landslide. And to Doctor Doom, who said Megan Fox, it's not like the roles she has been in has really called for a lot of depth. I was joking It's just a gimmick quirk Don't worry, I happen to agree with you. It's bad when in Transformers 2 Bumblebee, a robot who can't speak, conveys more emotions than she did. But Bumblebee was awesome. |
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Post by Triple Kelly on Apr 18, 2010 13:57:06 GMT -5
Kristin Stewart by a country mile. It takes an extraordinary amount of lack of talent to project absolutely no personality, emotion or any semblence of a soul on crappy source material. Even the actress that played "Alice" had 900x more personality and depth despite having a much smaller role.
Anytime I've seen Stewart "acting" or even in tv interviews, she looks like a hostage in front of a video camera being forced to read a script her captors wrote.
EDIT: And Megan Fox is horrific but at least she emotes SOMETHING.
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Post by Rorschach on Apr 18, 2010 14:24:15 GMT -5
At least Kirsten Dunst is capable of showing emotion and looking at least halfway interested in whatever she's doing. Unlike Kristen Stewart, who I don't think qualifies as a human being, let alone an actress. I believe she's part reptile. No, not reptile. Not even flesh and blood. She seems almost like an animatronic robot to me....and that's at her BEST. At worst, someone could literally put a cardboard cutout of her up on the screen opposite whoever she's with, pipe her lines in via speaker, and you'd not notice the difference AT ALL. Seriously. |
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Apr 18, 2010 14:34:33 GMT -5
I guess I'm lucky that I don't even know who Kristen Stewart is.
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