Like Kids don't hate Clowns already

[Sir Woodrow]

www.metro.co.uk/weird/821591-evil-clown-hired-for-stalking-threats-and-a-pie-in-the-face

Freaky.

[The Tank]

That's not a birthday present!

That's guaranteeing your kid's gonna need therapy!

[Sir Woodrow]

The only Clowns that didn't freak me out as a kid were The Joker and Ronald McDonald and thats because I knew Batman was around to kick ten pounds of shit of The Joker.

And as for Ronald, well he gave me delicious Cheeseburgers and McDonaldland Cookies

[Ducky Momo]

Speaking as someone who hates clowns, this is awesome!

Reminds me of that guy on craigslist who wanted to hire a "nemesis" to spice up his life.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

If this line of work expands, there better be some heavy background checks.

[Orange]

So that's how your scar your kids for life!

[ani]

Sounds like something Johnny Rotten would come up with.

[MasonK565]

This . . . is . . . amazing.

[CJ Denton is Egon]

Jeez, he even looks like the Clown Infected from L4D2.

[thesam07]

Kids hates clowns and adults think they're stupid, so what's the good of them?

[Bravo Echo November]

Still has a ways to go if he want to be like ol' Pennywise

[Non Banjoble Tokens]

The next step is for me to start a service where I dress like the Boogeyman and hide out in your kid's closet. This could be used as a form of blackmail to get them to do their chores and homework. I'm already fairly good at scaring children, so I think it's only natural.

[Drillbit Taylor]

Why stop at clowns....


I say have people dress up as historical figures and have Abe Lincoln follow your kid around for a week.

[AFN: Judge Shred]

Apr 14, 2010 23:29:15 GMT -5 Drillbit Taylor said:

Why stop at clowns....


I say have people dress up as historical figures and have Abe Lincoln follow your kid around for a week.

Can I get Robert E Lee to come to the school I work at?

[Allie Kitsune]

Apr 15, 2010 0:29:29 GMT -5 AFN: Judge Shred said:

Apr 14, 2010 23:29:15 GMT -5 Drillbit Taylor said:

Why stop at clowns....


I say have people dress up as historical figures and have Abe Lincoln follow your kid around for a week.

Can I get Robert E Lee to come to the school I work at?

And can you make him talk like Foghorn Leghorn?

[Stu]

I think this is absolutely appalling and I cannot believe some parents would actually do this to their children.

But damn, I'd love to hire this guy for my friends. This clown may not be good for children, but he's perfect for college students and up.

[SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman]

Think your kid is too emotionally and psychologically stable? Tired of peace and harmony in your family? Wish your kids would just stop loving and respecting you already? Hire an evil clown and ruin their childhood today!

[Drillbit Taylor]

Apr 15, 2010 0:29:29 GMT -5 AFN: Judge Shred said:

Apr 14, 2010 23:29:15 GMT -5 Drillbit Taylor said:

Why stop at clowns....


I say have people dress up as historical figures and have Abe Lincoln follow your kid around for a week.

Can I get Robert E Lee to come to the school I work at?

Yes, but he will stalk you. Lurk in the shadows and glare at you.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Apr 15, 2010 0:54:28 GMT -5 Stu said:

I think this is absolutely appalling and I cannot believe some parents would actually do this to their children.

But damn, I'd love to hire this guy for my friends. This clown may not be good for children, but he's perfect for college students and up.

I agree. As a prank to play on your co-workers and friends, it's fine. But, to do it to your own children (who can easily be scarred for life) is a bit much.

[Evilution E5150]

my girlfriend emailed me that the other day but it was from new.com.au, how is that news?