WCTNA Thread 34: TNA based efed

[The Tank]

Nash with a big ol'................Hurricarana?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

JKO tries to fight Nash off with right hands but Nash kness him in the gut. Chokeslam from Nash. Nash lifts JKO up but JKO kicks him in the leg. JKO goes back to the right hands but runs into a boot. Straps down. Jacknife Powerbomb! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Kevin Nash!

Tenay: A succesful return to the iMPACTZone for Big Sexy.
Taz: You think he may go after that legends title?
West: The Great Bobby Lashley won't be too pleased with JKO, that's for sure.

Sarita and Kong are backstage.

Hola! Kong and Sarita here once again and as promised, we once again bring the Knockouts Tag Team Championships with us!

See, we told you all, it was only a matter of time before we got what belonged to us back.

And now that we have these belts, I promise you, the likes of Wilde Violence will never get anywhere near them ever again!

However, tonight I take on a member of one of the other teams we beat, in the form of Traci Brooks.

Traci, considering the company you‘ve kept as of late, I have to question whether you‘re mentally capable of competing in this match. I mean, first JKO, now Bimbo Barbie? Girl, come on! Drop the baggage and maybe you‘ll be taken seriously. But until then? You‘re just another nameless victim.

A storm is coming, Traci. Kaboom.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from St. Marys, Ontario, Canada, Traci Brooks!

Tenay: Traci facing off with one half of the tag champion in a match she hopes will put her back in the hunt.
Taz: But there's no Lacey Von Erich.
Tenay: Lacey is apperently hanging ouut with her idol Angelina Love.
West: Well I'd be spending all my time with Angelina Love if I could.
Taz: Toio bad that the restraining order won't let you within 25 feet.



Val: Her opponent, from Mexico City, she is one half of the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Sarita!

Tenay: And Sarita coming out here without Awesome Kong.
Taz: I guess she thinks she doesn't need Kong out here right now.
West: The absence of Kong I am thankful for.

Sarita v Traci Brooks
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Sarita does a flippy kick.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sarita gets Traci in a chinlock but Traci hiptosses out of it. Traci hits a clothesline and another, then hits a dropkick. Traci misses a crossbody and Sarita gets her in a waistlock but Traci fights out of it.Sarita ducks the Brooks and Done. La Reinara! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Knockout Tag Team Champion Sarita!

Tenay: Tough lose for Traci.
Taz: She gave it her all but she came up a little short.
West: But where was Lacey?

Raven is seated on the floor of the locker room, as various wrestlers and officials filter in and out.

What does extreme mean?

Is it being the most daring? The most cutthroat? The most insane?

Or is it being the one who possesses the most heart, the most soul, the most passion?

Extreme is more than just a word that be can looked up in Webster’s. Extreme is more than just an adjective.

It’s a lifestyle. A state of being.

Either you’re in all the way…

Or you’re a poser.

Rhino, you hold the honor of being the final “true” ECW World Champion. But extreme?

Is running out of the locker room and ruining other people’s matches extreme?

Is piledriving women through tables extreme?

Is threatening to kill a man’s family to get a title shot extreme?

Or are they mere cowardly acts, signs of desperation from a lowly man who knows he’s overmatched.

Though you may have been ECW Champion in name, Rhino, all you really are is a footnote.

But I will show you extreme, Rhino.

Soon, you’ll see.

Quoth the Raven, nevermore.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I love the irony of doing the show at the right time for once and only one person shows up.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Hamada rushes in an delivers a Hama-Chan Cutter to Traci.

Sarita follows this up with a flippy flip onto her.

[The Tank]

Jul 24, 2010 16:42:54 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

I love the irony of doing the show at the right time for once and only one person shows up.

Well, it's Saturday. People are probably busy with that thing I don't have. What's it called again?

.........a life. That's it. A life.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, "The War Machine" Rhino!

Tenay: We gotta go back to last week when Tommy Dreamer debuted in the iMPACTZone, or so we thought.
West: Turns out Dreamer can't do anything since he doesn't have a contract.
Tenay: We undertstand Mick Foley is currently with WCTNA management as we speak trying to trash out a deal that allows Tommy Dreamer to compete in WCTNA.
West: Good luck with that.



Val: His opponent, from the Bowery, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!

*As Raven enters, a distrubance takes place in the audience.*

Tenay: What is this now?

*Tommy Dreamer is shown in the audience. When challenged by security, he produces his ticket.*

Taz: Dreamer bought a ticket!
West: Well you don't really buy a ticket. It's complicated.
Taz: Yeah, whatever.

*Raven goes to where Dreamer is standing and they get in eachothers faces. Security pushes Dreamer back and Raven enters the ring as the bell rings*

Raven v Rhino
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Raven hits Rhino with a splash. Rhino dies.

CUZ HE'S FAT!!!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Jul 24, 2010 16:44:58 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Jul 24, 2010 16:42:54 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

I love the irony of doing the show at the right time for once and only one person shows up.

Well, it's Saturday. People are probably busy with that thing I don't have. What's it called again?

.........a life. That's it. A life.

What is this thing you call "life"?

[The Tank]

Jul 24, 2010 16:51:24 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

Jul 24, 2010 16:44:58 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Well, it's Saturday. People are probably busy with that thing I don't have. What's it called again?

.........a life. That's it. A life.

What is this thing you call "life"?

Direct human interaction. Socializing. You know, stupid things like that.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Rhino goes for a German but Raven blocks it and send Rhino into the corner. Raven gets a chair but the ref disarms him. While the ref is getting rid of the chair, Raven pulls the pad off one of the turnbuckles. Rhino goes for the Gore but Raven sidesteps and sends Rhino into the exposed turnbuckle. Raven Effect! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Raven!

Raven retrieves the chair from ringside. Dreamer tries to intervene but is held back by security. With a quick look to make sure Dreamer is watching, Raven takes the chair and cracks Rhino over the head with it. He then reaches under the ring and pulls out a barbed wire baseball bat. He buries the bat into Rhino’s forehead, drawing blood.

Raven tosses Rhino to the outside and grabs the ring bell. He lays it on the floor and prepares to hit the Raven Effect, when Dr. Stevie runs down the ramp!

Raven calmly drills Rhino into the bell, then exits through the crowd. Stevie starts to give chase, then stops to check on Rhino.

Taz: Dr Stevie? What's he doing out here?
Tenay: Well he has a long storied history with Raven as well. He knows better than anyone what he's capable of.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Here's Samoa Joe. I dunno what he's doing out here.
West: Maybe you got the wrong run sheet.
Taz: There's Petey too. It's the first time we've seen him since Victory Road.

*Samoa Joe quickly makes his way to the ring as Petey Williams slowly follows on crutches. Petey grabs a mic and rolls into the ring under the bottom rope, pulling himself up using the ropes. He raises the mic to speak, but Joe stops him and takes the mic himself.*

Don't.

*Joe turns to the camera.*

I remember a time long long ago when I walked out of the tunnel, you people would chant things like, "Next World Champ". Like, "Best In The World". And of course, "Joe's Gonna Kill You". I remember when that phrase wasn't a chant...it was a fact. I stepped into this ring and the guy unfortunate enough to be on the other side from me was fortunate if he wasn't in the hospital when I was done with 'im.

But that stopped happening. That stopped happening a while ago, actually. That stopped happening...

*Joe turns back to Petey.*

When this guy comes up to me and talks me into a little thing called The Nation of Violence. Remember that, Petey, way back when? How we were supposed to "annihilate our way to the top"? How "no one would be capable of getting in our way"? How "the gold's gonna come flowing like water"?

Well, things didn't seem to play out that way, did they? I didn't even SEE a title, let alone win one, until two months ago. And behold, it's already gone. I still haven't gotten my rematch, either, because you got us wrapped up in some pointless fight with Kiyoshi about nationalism or something.

Joe, I...

Save it. I don't know how it took me this long to realize it, but I'm wasting my time. All you did was make empty promises to get a guy like me to watch your back. And for what little I got out of the deal, I was content to sit around and let things go the way they did.

No more.

*Joe suddenly kicks away one of Petey's crutches, sending him falling to the mat.*

The doctors said you won't be able to walk without those pegs for months. And even if you were doing nothing for me before...........like that you're nothing but a liability.

*Joe stomps on the cast a few times, Petey screaming in pain each time.*

If I'm gonna get my title back from Jay Lethal...if I'm gonna go even further than that...I can't have dead weight holding me down.

*Joe bends over Petey and stands face to face with him, giving him a cold stare the entire time.*

Consider this your resignation.

*Joe locks in The Choke! Petey Williams screams in pain and struggles to somehow get free to no avail as the timekeeper frantically rings the bell summoning security. By the time they arrive, Petey is unconscious, and Joe lets off The Choke only to grab one of Petey's crutches and begins driving it into his leg! Security attemps to restrain "The Samoan Submission Machine", but he puts down a few with the mat before grabbing the last member of the group and hitting him with the Muscle Buster! Joe surveys the carnage in the ring, turning into the camera and mouthing "That's just a sample of what's coming for you, Lethal" before exiting the ring and heading up the ramp.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*1/2 of the Motor City Machine Guns, Chris Sabin, is backstage with Christy Hemme.*

Chris, tonight you return to action after a month on the shelf, and immediately you're being put to the test. You're going up against one of the WCTNA Tag Team Champions, "The Charismatic Enigma" Jeff Hardy.

Hell of a long nickname huh?

It's shorter than "The Motor City Machine Gun".

Point well taken. Still, I suppose this is where you ask me what I've done to prepare for Jeff Hardy?

Actually, I was wondering if your arm has fully healed. You really haven't used it in a month, so... it might be a target, you know?

I imagine it would. Jeff's been in this business for a long time now, about 15 years or so if I'm not mistaken. He's built a strong resumé, defeating top names in not only this company, but the industry. He's a big name here, and a win against him could see my stock rise higher than... well, my opponent.

But trust me Christy, I'm not here to badmouth Jeff. Hell, I have nothing but the utmost respect for him. He's helped redefine tag team wrestling, and he's a hero to many. I mean, he's a hero to me. He's something of a role model to me and Alex, only, you know, our tag moves are better.

But the thing about facing your heroes, your role models.... you want to be better than they ever were. You not only want to match their accomplishments, but outshine them. You want your heroes and role models to be proud of you, to look at you with respect and say "He's worthy of being a role model".

Tonight Jeff, I may earn those words from you, I may not. But one thing that will happen tonight? Chris Sabin is returning to the ring. Chris Sabin is returning in top form, never missing a step after being forced onto the sidelines for a month. This match is my opportunity to show everyone here that Alex isn't the only one who can go solo and taste success. I've been X-Division Champ before, but perhaps it's time for me to aim higher. Bobby Lashley, AJ Styles.... both fine competitors. But this Machine Gun...he wants it Christy. He wants it bad.

Tonight, Chris Sabin makes a statement here in WCTNA. And whether this leads to a singles run or a shot at High Flight... there's gold in my future. It's just a matter of who's in my way.

BOOYA!!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is set for one fall. First, accompanied by Alex Shelley, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!

Taz: The Guns set their sights on High Flight if Sabin gets a win here that's gotta put them right in line for a title shot.
Tenay: Sabin and Shelley are already two-time WCTNA World Tag team champions and they're gunning for reign number 3.



Val: And his opponent, accompanied by Rob Van Dam, from Cameron, North Carolina, weighing 215 pounds, he is one half fo the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jeff Hardy!

West: If these two teams square off I can't wait. That should be an amazing match.
Taz: It'll be off da hook alright.

Chris Sabin v Jeff Hardy
3 votes
10 minutes

[Deleted]

Sabin hits a dropkick

[The Tank]

Sabin hits Jest Harvey with a really friggin' cool lookin' punch.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sabin gets Hardy in the corner. Sabin chops Hardy then whips him into the other corner. Sabin hits a running elbow, then heads outside. Sabin goes for a springboard but Hardy doges and Sabin lands on his feet. Sabin charges hardy near the ropes and Hardy backdrops him over. Hardy goes for a slingshot out onto Sabin but Sabin slides back in so Hardy lands on the apron. Hardy climbs to the top but Sabin pushes him off. Sabin charges Hardy who gets his feet up. Whisper in the Wind! 1-2-kickout!

Hardy rips off his shirt to the delight of the female fans in attendance and climbs to the top rope. Swanton! Sabin moves and Hardy gets nothing but mat! Sabin goes to the outside again and hits a springboard DDT as Hardy gets to his feet. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Chris Sabin!

Taz: Man, what a match that was.
West: If that was any indication of the eventual match these two teams will have, it'll be off the charts.
tenay: Well Sabin did just beat half of the tag champs. I'd say it's a strong possibility that match will take place.

Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time, the X Divison Champion of the World, Jay Lethal.

And it's very good to hear you say that. Alex Shelley gave me one hell of a fight at Victory Road, I'm very luckly to still have this title but that doesn't change the fact that I came out on top and was the better man. If Sabin ever gets injured again and Shelley needs something to do, I'll gladly give him a rematch but right now, they've got their hands full with High Flight and I've got Kaz one on one tonight.

Any words you'd like to say to him?

Kaz, you were one of the four men I defeated for this title in the first place at Slammiversary and I expect the same outcome tonight. I'll take on all challengers but I wouldn't be a very good champion if I went into the match thinking my shoulders would be facing down. Kaz, give me a good fight tonight and who knows? I might even see you again at Destination X. If not, enjoy the next few moments. One way or another, I don't plan on losing this title anytime soon and you and the rest of the X Divison need to learn to dig it. Oh Yeah!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Anaheim, California, weighing 215 pounds, Kaz!

Tenay: We are momenst away from Jay Lethal v Kaz but we have to talk about what happened earlier with Smaoa Joe.
Taz: Yeah, I'm hearing that attack worsened the injury to Petey and it'll be a while before we see him again.
West: If ever.



Val: And from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, Jay Lethal!

Tenay: The X Divison champion in action for the first time since his succesful defense at Victory Road.
Taz: He better watch out for Joe, if what happened earlier is any indication.

Jay Lethal v Kaz
3 votes
10 minutes