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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 17:41:17 GMT -5
Lethal with a flying Elbowcarana. (Don't ask me what it is...but it's awesome.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 17:57:46 GMT -5
Lethal hits a handspring back elbow connects. Kaz cuts Lethal off with and elbow of his own. He goes for a low blow, but Lethal catches it and hits a crucifix. Kaz kicks out and takes Jay down with a clothesline. They start trading shots. Lethal Combination counters into the Wave of the Future. 1-2-kickout!
Kaz is pissed. Kaz goes for the piledriver, but Lethal counters with the Lethal Injection! 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Jay Lethal!
No sooner has Val announced Jay as the winner when...
Samoa Joe makes his way to the ring.
West: Uh oh, if I was Lethal, I'd get outta there.
Taz: If you excuse me, I got business to take care of.
Tenay: Wait, where the hell are you going?
Lethal waits in the ring for Joe but Taz comes up behind and incapacitates him with a low blow. Joe enters the ring and disposes of Kaz by tossing him over the top rope. Taz simply point at Lethal. Joe picks up Lethal and locks on the Clutch while Taz stomps away.
Tenay: What the hell is going on?
West: I told you, Mike, I never trusted that guy. Never trust a man with only one name.
Tenay: I am just in shock here.
Taz gets the X Division title and waves it in Lethals face. Joe releases the hold and Taz hands him the title. Joe holds the belt overhead before draping across the lifeless form of Jay Lethal and leaving with Taz.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 18:00:10 GMT -5
Earlier Today*Traci and Lacey are shown in the back. Lacey is holding a clipboard and Traci is standing next to a chalkboard.* So explain to me what we are doing.I'm going to read off the names that the WCTNA universe came up for us as a tag team name. I'm going to read them off, and you are going to write them on the board.And why are we doing this?Visual aides silly! I think better when I can see my thoughts.But noone else is here... can't we just both look at the clipboard? *Sigh* Fine. Write them on the board.Not me! YOU'RE going to write them on the board as I read them off... We're a team now, remember? We do things together! *Grabs the chalk and readies to write.* Ok, what is first.Ok, topping the list... Bubblebutts! ok, new rule. We each get to veto a name we don't like. *Makes a line thru the name* There's my veto. Next.The More Beautiful People.... I don't think we are legally allowed to do that.Awww...Sorry. We don't want to get into any kind of lawsuit. Next.The *BEEEP* LACEY!What?You can't say that on television!! We definately can't use that.Oh, ok. Good. I was going to use my veto on that anyway. I don't like cats at all.Ok... next... TLC.TLC?Yea.What's that short for?Traci and Lacey Connection. ... ok, give me that. *Snatches the list* No! That's my job!*Looks at the list* Ok, that name isn't on here anywhere. You just added it... didnt you? ...yea... But I really like it! The Traci and Lacey Connection!!! This place could use some TLC!!! No! Its not on the list, so we are not using it. *Looks at list and points out another name* The last one that I like. How about that?*Traci looks at Lacey then at the sheet and thinks about it* ... ... *Traci notices Lacey looking really dijected and sighs* This will work. REALLY!??!  I guess I will need to go do some shopping.OOOO!!! We'll go right now! I said I will..Nope! We're a team! We're doing this together.  *starts shouting* And let it be known that we go by a new name... Leather and Lace!!!Why are you yelling? Noone is here, and noone can hear you.*Shrugs* Let's go! *Drags traci by the arm off screen*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 18:03:51 GMT -5
Tenay: Well are back and I am shocked at what occured moments ago.
West: Yeah, Taz just got up and left with Joe so it looks like it's just me and you, buddy.
Tenay: Well big news, next week on iMPACT, the Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle will be in the iMPACTZone.
West: I can't wait for that.
Tenay: But now it's time for our main event, who will challenge for the world title at Destination X? We're about to find out.
West: What's he doing out here?
Tenay: Maybe we'll find out, the world champion is coming over here.
*AJ takes Taz' seat at the commentary and dons his headseat*
AJ: Hey fellas.
West: What do you want?
AJ: I couldn't help noticing you were a man short out here so I thought I'd lend a hand.
Tenay: As well as scout your next challenger?
AJ: Yeah, that too.
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is to determine the #1 contender for the World Heavyweight Championship!
Val: Introducing the participants, first, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
West: Why do you keep pushing so hard for this guy?
AJ: Well the thing is Don that Abyss used to be a monster. He was a man to be feared. But he lost all that. I just wanted to help him. Least I could do for my former tag partner.
Tenay: So it's about getting Abyss his confidence back?
AJ: Exactly.
West: Didn't Abyss spend most of your tag title run beating the hell out of you?
AJ: Yeah, but at least that Abyss had drive. I miss that Abyss.
Val: His opponent, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
West: We kicked off iMPACT with you calling out Daniels but he seemed reluctant to congratulate you on your win at Victory Road.
AJ: I know Don, I was there. I also told Chris earlier that he wants another shot he's welcome to it.
Tenay: He just has to get through Abyss.
AJ: Exactly.
Christopher Daniels v Abyss; #1 contenders match
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 18:09:19 GMT -5
*thumbs up* for the joke about their tag title run.
Hmmm.......Daniels with a few punches. Then Abyss floors him with a huge lariat. Then Daniels pokes Abyss in the eye as he tries to pick Daniels up, and Daniels follows up with a DDT.
(Vote for Daniels.)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 18:25:17 GMT -5
Daniels runs into a boot, Abyss goes for the Shock treatment but Dnaiels gets out of it. Daniels then walks into a goozle. Chelsea distracts the ref and Daniels kciks Abyss low to get out of it. Daniels then gets Abyss in a small package while grabbing a handful of tights. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner and the #1 contender for the WCTNA World CHampionship, Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: Daniels stole one here to get another title shot.
West: he won that.s the main thing.
Tenay: Well what dio you think of that, AJ?
AJ says nothing. He simply rises from his seat and raises the title. Daniels makes belt motions as iMPACT goes off the air.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 18:30:29 GMT -5
Pretty good show, PN.
Too bad more people didn't show up, though.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 18:32:42 GMT -5
Thanks to Tank, Hayden, M, mikey, me, Brainbustaaah! and SNS for promoing. Thanks to Tank and TTS for voting.
After the events of iMPACT, three matches have been added to the Destination X card and you can view these in the first post.
No requests for now please. We have two iMPACTs until the PPV and I need to decide how we're gonna use that time to fill out the card.
Finally, Tank, if you don't want to tag rule Petey let me now because that's him gone otherwise.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 18:47:00 GMT -5
Like I said, PN, if you don't mind me keeping him tag-rule'd and not doing anything with him in case someone else wants him, then I'll keep him tag-rule'd.
If not, then drop him.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2010 18:58:50 GMT -5
I don't mind but I don't see the point if you aren't gonna do anything him.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 19:05:56 GMT -5
Well, like I said. In case anyone else wants to do something with him.
.......how about this: if no one takes him or tag-rules him by the end of the weekend, cut him.
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 24, 2010 19:53:34 GMT -5
D'Angelo Dinero will tag rule him.
I got plans see.... yeah, plans...
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Post by The Tank on Jul 24, 2010 19:55:25 GMT -5
D'Angelo Dinero will tag rule him. I got plans see.... yeah, plans... Fair enough. Just remember, he's got a broken leg right now. So don't throw him into the ring for a while. |
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 24, 2010 20:04:32 GMT -5
Oh trust me, Petey's not going to wrestle for a long time.
But believe me, when he returns....
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jul 25, 2010 13:53:11 GMT -5
*wonders why the Leather and Lace promo came well after traci's match*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 25, 2010 20:09:08 GMT -5
*wonders why the Leather and Lace promo came well after traci's match* Didn't you tell me to do that? |
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Post by Triple H buried SnS on Jul 26, 2010 8:50:49 GMT -5
hmm... didn't think so... but probably did... *shrugs*
Same plan for this week?
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Oak: Certified Jade Hater
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Edgier than Wayne Brady, Harder than Chinese Arithmetic, and Higher than the ratings for Blade: The Series
TOP ROPE CATCH A VIBE YEAH I SWERVE WHEN I DRIVE
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Jul 26, 2010 12:39:20 GMT -5
Requests:
- Alex Shelley vs. Rob Van Dam
- Hamada's Open Challenge (take 2)
Also, D'Angelo Dinero and Christoper Daniels will speak.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 26, 2010 15:08:35 GMT -5
Requests: - Alex Shelley vs. Rob Van Dam - Hamada's Open Challenge (take 2) Also, D'Angelo Dinero and Christoper Daniels will speak. Van Dam accepts and Kurt Angle wants to be in action. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2010 15:22:38 GMT -5
No match for Raven please(got something planned). Sarita and Kong demand to know which pathetic little girls will be challenging them next. And The Great Bobby Lashley will do something or other.
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