Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 2, 2010 16:00:15 GMT -5
*Earlier this week*
*Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks are shown walking down a large mall. They just passed a sign saying "Mall of America -- more than 350 stores for all your shopping needs*.*
*skipping along* This is so exciting! This is going to be so much fun. We're going to look so cute!
*Not skipping along* And we are going to win some matches, too... right?
Yes, yes... of course! But first things first! Proper attire! Where do you want to start?
The bathroom.
I have to go use the bathroom?
OOOOooooo... Ok.
Be back in a few. *Traci leaves*
***7 minutes later***
*Traci is shown walking back*
About time! I was getting bored waiting out here.
*Traci stops in her tracks and her eyes get a little wider. Camera pans over to Lacey who is sitting down with four large bags packed with stuff*
What?
You already bought stuff?
Yea, went to a couple stores while you were away and found some really great stuff! Wanna see!?!? *Starts grabbing for her bags*
No... that's ok. I just can't believe you were able to do that much shopping so quickly.
And I can't believe you took so long!
Ok. I got my stuff. We just need to get yours. Where do you want to go first?
Honestly, I don't even know where to start.
... REALLY!?!? Then its a good thing you have me then! Follow me, and I'll fix you right up!
*Lacey drags Traci into the nearest store and straight to the changing rooms*
Now, let me look at you... You appear to be 40-28-36... sound about right?
... yes... but how did you...?
I'll be right back! You just start getting those clothes off! *Lacey skips off*
*sigh* What did I get myself into? *Closes the door*
*2 minutes later*
*Lacey steps back on screen with an armload of stuff* I'm back!
Already? I just got my....
*Lacey swings the door open showing Traci clad in her bra and panties. Traci panics and quickly grabs her shirt to cover up*
Lacey! You can't do that! Knock or something!
Sorry! *She steps into the changing room with her*
There's not enough room! Lacey!
Oh, don't be silly... There's plenty of room! *Lacey closes the door behind her* Here, try these on!
... These aren't what I had in mind.
You're wasting time! We'll never get to all these stores today at this pace! Here, let me help!
ALL THE STORES TODAY!?!?
Yep... now stop struggling! *Several sounds of the two hitting the sides of the changing stall*
*Camera tries to get a shot over the door, but is hit with a piece of clothing and goes back down.*
Lacey! *thump* Give that back! *bang* HA HA... STOP! Your tickling me! Lacey!
There!
Where are you going? *Lacey opens the door again and step out* Lacey!
*Lacey steps out and looks back into the stall.* Perfect fit!
*Camera pans over to show Traci, now dawning a 00beff nightie with lace trim and light 00beff stockings that come up to her knees.*
*Feeling defeated* Lacey... What did you buy when I went to the bathroom?
Stuff for my ring gear!
But what specifically?
Leather pants mainly... why?
You know when we agreed that we would call ourselves Leather and Lace?
Yea?
I figured you would catch on that the "Lace" part of the team was you... you know... LACE-y.
...oh... we'll that's neat.
So... *waits*
*looks confused* ...soooooo?
So, I was suppose to be the one wearing the leather.
... oh... So you aren't going to wear that?
No.
But the fans would love it!
... i bet they would. But its not going to happen.
Ok. So we need to get you some leather. But what about me? What do I wear?
You can wear whatever you like... case no matter what you wear you are still LACE-y. ok?
*nods* Alight. So... are you upset at me?
*Sigh* No, I should have been clearer. It is my fault really.
Oh good. So we're still besties, right? *opens her arms wide for a big hug*
Yep, still... umm...besties. *Traci and Lacey hug*
So, what do you say we get you some LEATHER attire now? eh?
Sounds good.
*The two turn around and walk arm in arm. After a few moments they hear a catcall. Traci looks down*
EEP!
*Traci runs back to the dressing room to put her original clothes back on as the scene fades to black*
*Lacey von Erich and Traci Brooks are shown walking down a large mall. They just passed a sign saying "Mall of America -- more than 350 stores for all your shopping needs*.*
*skipping along* This is so exciting! This is going to be so much fun. We're going to look so cute!
*Not skipping along* And we are going to win some matches, too... right?
Yes, yes... of course! But first things first! Proper attire! Where do you want to start?
The bathroom.
I have to go use the bathroom?
OOOOooooo... Ok.
Be back in a few. *Traci leaves*
***7 minutes later***
*Traci is shown walking back*
About time! I was getting bored waiting out here.
*Traci stops in her tracks and her eyes get a little wider. Camera pans over to Lacey who is sitting down with four large bags packed with stuff*
What?
You already bought stuff?
Yea, went to a couple stores while you were away and found some really great stuff! Wanna see!?!? *Starts grabbing for her bags*
No... that's ok. I just can't believe you were able to do that much shopping so quickly.
And I can't believe you took so long!
Ok. I got my stuff. We just need to get yours. Where do you want to go first?
Honestly, I don't even know where to start.
... REALLY!?!? Then its a good thing you have me then! Follow me, and I'll fix you right up! *Lacey drags Traci into the nearest store and straight to the changing rooms*
Now, let me look at you... You appear to be 40-28-36... sound about right?
... yes... but how did you...?I'll be right back! You just start getting those clothes off! *Lacey skips off*
*sigh* What did I get myself into? *Closes the door*
*2 minutes later*
*Lacey steps back on screen with an armload of stuff* I'm back!
Already? I just got my....
*Lacey swings the door open showing Traci clad in her bra and panties. Traci panics and quickly grabs her shirt to cover up*
Lacey! You can't do that! Knock or something!
Sorry!
*She steps into the changing room with her*There's not enough room! Lacey!
Oh, don't be silly... There's plenty of room! *Lacey closes the door behind her* Here, try these on!
... These aren't what I had in mind.
You're wasting time! We'll never get to all these stores today at this pace! Here, let me help!
ALL THE STORES TODAY!?!?
Yep... now stop struggling! *Several sounds of the two hitting the sides of the changing stall*
*Camera tries to get a shot over the door, but is hit with a piece of clothing and goes back down.*
Lacey! *thump* Give that back! *bang* HA HA... STOP! Your tickling me! Lacey!
There!
Where are you going? *Lacey opens the door again and step out* Lacey!
*Lacey steps out and looks back into the stall.* Perfect fit!
*Camera pans over to show Traci, now dawning a 00beff nightie with lace trim and light 00beff stockings that come up to her knees.*
*Feeling defeated* Lacey... What did you buy when I went to the bathroom?
Stuff for my ring gear!
But what specifically?
Leather pants mainly... why?
You know when we agreed that we would call ourselves Leather and Lace?Yea?
I figured you would catch on that the "Lace" part of the team was you... you know... LACE-y.
...oh... we'll that's neat.
So... *waits*
*looks confused* ...soooooo?
So, I was suppose to be the one wearing the leather.
... oh... So you aren't going to wear that?
No.
But the fans would love it!
... i bet they would.
But its not going to happen.Ok. So we need to get you some leather. But what about me? What do I wear?
You can wear whatever you like... case no matter what you wear you are still LACE-y. ok?
*nods* Alight. So... are you upset at me?
*Sigh* No, I should have been clearer. It is my fault really.
Oh good. So we're still besties, right? *opens her arms wide for a big hug*
Yep, still... umm...besties. *Traci and Lacey hug*
So, what do you say we get you some LEATHER attire now? eh?
Sounds good.
*The two turn around and walk arm in arm. After a few moments they hear a catcall. Traci looks down*
EEP!*Traci runs back to the dressing room to put her original clothes back on as the scene fades to black*
I'm so sorry. If there was anything I could do, I would definately change that!