WCTNA Thread 34: TNA based efed

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Still here

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Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is to determine the number one contender for the Knockout Tag team Championship.



Val: Introducing first, the team of Taylor Wilde and Hamada, Wilde Violence!

West: Wait a minute. Who's in this match? Leather and Lace or the Beautiful People?
Tenay: Well from what I'm hearing, the match has been changed.
West: So the Beautiful People are in and Leather and Lace are out?



Val: *confused* And their opponents, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, the Beautiful People?

Tenay: Well it seems so.
West: Lacey must have persuaded Bischoff to get the BP her spot.
Tenay: Yeah, funny that.
West: Wouldn't you give Angelina whatever she wanted? I know I would.
Tenay: Oh lord.

Knockout Tag Title #1 contenders match: Beautiful People v Wilde Violence
3 votes
10 minutes

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Hamada with that dropkick again

[Jonathan Michaels]

Velvet punches Taylor Wilde in the face.

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Tie-breaker Angelina with a kick

Wilde Violence hit a double suplex to Angelina. Hamada clostheslines Valvet then tags Taylor. Taylor comes in, but runs into a kick. Angelina with clotheslines. Botox Injection! 1-2-Hamada breaks it up.

Hamada and Velvet start brawling to the outside. Taylor countersthe Lights out into a Northern Lights Suplex but Lacey comes out to distract the ref. While this is going on, Daffney comes in and lays out Taylor with the Knockout title. Angelina gets the pin. 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners, the Beautiful People!

Angelina and velvet celebrat and lacey tries to join in but they quickly exit as Hamada comes in to check on Taylor as Daffney stands at the top of the ramp, bent double from laughter.

West: I say this every week about this woman but what. The. Hell?
Tenay: Daffney just cost Wilde Violence a shot at the tag titles. But why?
West: Who the hell knows what's going on in her head.

*AJ Styles finds Abyss backstage*

Chris? Hey, Abyss, you alright?

I failed. I could have get a title shot. But I wasn't good enough!

It wasn't your fault. You had him. If it wasn't for Chelsea...

HUHUHE. It's always the women.

What the hell happened to you! You're The Monster Abyss! A former two-time WCTNA World Champion. And now you're sitting here crying in a corner. This is pathetic. no wonder Christy left you.

*Abyss grabs AJ round the throat*

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT HER!

*gasping*...better.

*Abyss releases his grip*

You know why you're facing JKO tonight? Because I asked Mick for the match! You beat him, then you're right in line for a Legends title shot.

JKO! Tonight I will not just beat him. I will destroy him!

Alright.

Pain. HUHUHUHAHAHA! PAIN!

Well that's...great.

ARRRGHHH!

*Abyss throws over a nearby table, pushes over a rig and makes his way through the corridors*

Alright, go...get 'em.

*AJ looks slightly concerned as we go back to ringside*

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JKO walks to the ring and takes the mic.

Ladies and gentlemen, The Great Bobby Lashley!



Lashley walks out in the Heffner robe, playing to the crowd, who boos him mercilessly. JKO hands him the mic.

Ladies and gentlemen, it‘s your lucky day, because you get to see me, The Great Bobby Lashley, YOUR Legends Champion, live and in person!

I am here tonight because it seems in all the hoopla over the next PPV, a horrible oversight was made. Apparently, I don‘t have a match. Now, while I normally have no problem with a night off, after looking at the card so far, I think you people need to see at least one good match on this show.

Therefore, I am issuing an open challenge. I will be at Destination X and I am welcoming anyone who wants to come on out and try to beat the Champ! You won‘t of course, but at least you‘ll get that nice fat payday for being on a PPV.

Now, with that out of the way, JKO has a match against…

Oh man. You gotta fight Abyss?! Good luck with that, bro!

Lashley leaves as JKO looks terrified.



Val: And his opponent, standing 7 feet tall, weighing 350 pounds, Abyss!

*Abyss goes to Val and rips the mic from her hands*

Lashley! You want an opponent! You got one! As far as your little challenge goes, I accept!

Tonight I'll destroy your boy! Then I'm coming after you!

*Abyss tosses the mic away and turns his attention to JKO*

JKO v Abyss
3 votes
10 minutes

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Abyss with a running forearm to JKO

[Jonathan Michaels]

Abyss DDT's JKO

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Abyss knoks JKo downm with a elbow and then again witha forearm. Abyss misses a charge in the corner and JKO starts working over the arm. JKO snaps Abyss's arm on the rope, then drops an elbow on the arm. JKO goes to drop the elbow again but Abyss moves. JKO then runs into a boot. Abyss goes for a chokeslam but can't get JKO up due to his arm. JKO charges Abyss again but gets hit with the Black Hole Slam with Abyss good arm.

Val: Here is your winner, Abyss!

Abyss pushes the referee away and lifts JKO up. Shock Treatment!. The bell as Abyss retrieves a chair from ringside. Bobby Lashley comes to ringside but stops just short of entering the ring. Abyss levels JKO as he gets to his feet then lays the chair flat. With Lashley looking on, Abyss chokeslams JKO onto the steel.

West: Somebody has to stop this.
Tenay: Well thankfully Abyss backing off.
West: Thank god.
Tenay: But maybe, The Great Bobby lashley has seen his future.

Traci is shown walking quickly walking down the hall. She opens the door to the lockerroom and Lacey is sitting there.

HEY TR...

What is this I hear that you gave away our spot for a chance at the tag team titles?

I KNOW! Angelina was really down about not having a title, and we had an opprotunity to win some so I gave it to her!

That little... So she just took our title opprotunity.

Not took! Was given! I asked Bischoff to make the change!

But you get nothing out of it! Why would you do that!?

But I did get something out of it! I gave Angelina my match, so she gave me hers!



See... she isn't as bad as you think she is. You are just determined to make her look bad, aren't you?

You do realize that Angelina was suppose to face Kong right?

... The big gorilla?

No.. err well... I MEANT Awesome Kong!

Oh..

Still feel like Angelina gave you something nice?

...well... If I win, it would be really good for us! I mean, think about it. Me defeating Kong would be the highlight of my career so far! That Angelina... always looking out for my best interests.

*Sigh* I give up. You got yourself into this one, you have to get yourself out of it. I'm wiping my hands of this.

*Traci leaves in a huff as Lacey watches*

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Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tokyo, Japan, she is one half of the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Awesome Kong!

Tenay: Earlier tonight we found out that Thunder and Lightning will defend against the Beautiful People.
West: Angie and Vel-vel getting their rightful shot.
Tenay: Yeah, thanks to Lacey and Daffney.



Val: And her opponent, from Dallas, Texas, Lacey von Erich!

Tenay: And Lacey is only in this match because she traded places with Angelina.
West: Hey, this is a big opportunity for her. That was gracious of Angelina.
Tenay: Sure it was. You're as delusional as Lacey is.

Lacey Von Erich v Awesome Kong
3 votes
10 minutes

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Lacey locks the claw in

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Lacey motion for the Claw but Kong slams her and drops a leg. Kong climbs the rope as traci comes to ringside. Tric tries to beg Kong off but Kong goes for the splash anyway so Traci pulls Lacey out of the way. Sarita ciomes down and starts arguing with Traci. Kong, distracted by this, doesn't notice Lacey roll her up. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is winner, Lacey Von Erich!

Lacey celebrates but is spin round and kicked in the gut by Kong. Awesome Bomb! Traci pushes past Sarita and gets in Kong's face. Knee to the gut, Awesome Bomb! Kong leaves the ring and heads to the back with Sarita in tow, Leather and Lace laid out in the ring.

My guest at this time, making his return to WCTNA, Kurt Angle. Tonight, you'll be teaming with WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion AJ Styles against D'Angleo Dinero and the number one contender Christopher Daniels. Your thoughts heading into this match?

It's good to be back in action but I'd be lying if I said I was in a good mood. Two weeks ago, Raven made some personal comments about me, judging the decisions I've made in my life. Now I'll be honest, I've lost a lot of things. A failed marriage, multiple neck problems, I've barely held onto this gold medal but through it all, I've come out a better man and more importantly, a better wrestler than Raven will ever be.

Still, the piece of trash isn't my main concern tonight. Me and AJ have battled plenty of times in the past but if anything, it's given us a greater respect for one another. AJ and Chris used to have that respect, they were best friends, even named their kids after the other. Look at them now. AJ struggled for a year to get where he is and Daniels almost became unstoppable thanks to Sting and Matt Morgan. He used to have honor and the Christopher Daniels of the past would have made a great world champion but now... let's just say Destination X will be very interesting.

As for me, I've heard the ramblings Eric Bischoff has had to offer as of late. About how the younger talent deserve an oppertunity rather than the same old main eventers. I earnt my spot in WCTNA by being one of the best in the world. If any of the young guns want to try and take it from me, I welcome the challenge. Take D'Angelo Dinero for example. Some say he should be next in line for a world title match and yeah, the last couple of months, he's upped his game but as far as I'm concerned, he's still got a long way to prove himself. If he wants to use Kurt Angle as the man to do that against, I'll glady face him at Destination X but he's got to get past me tonight first. Give it your best shot Pope. Otherwise, I won't hesistate to break your ankle and all these people will be saying is Pope is limping. You're gonna need a miracle to beat me. That's real. That's damn real.

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Good show so far, I got back from a good poker game so I can't wait to take part!

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*Mick Foley is shown in his office talking on the phone*

Tommy, Tommy, I'm trying to get things straightened out. Don't worry, it'll all work out.

*Eric Bischoff walks in*

Hold on a second, Tommy.

*Foley puts his hand over the mouthpiece of the phone and turns to Bischoff*

What do you want?

Is that Tommy Dreamer? Hey, can I talk to him?

No.

Oh come on.

*Foley goes back to the phone*

Look, Tommy, I gotta go. I'll talk to you later. Regards to the family. Bye.

*Foley hangs up*

How is Tommy's family? That wife of his, Beulah is it? I wonder if they stay in touch with Kimona.

Did you want something?

I just wondered how your quest to get Mr Dreamer a contract is going.

I'm working on it.

What if I was to tell you I have an answer to your conundrum?

No. I don't want your help, I don't need your help.

Mick, do you happen to recall 1995? How you were trying your damndest to get Tommy Dreamer to come work for me? What happened to that?

I woke up!

Look, I extend an invitation for Tommy Dreamer to come to the iMPACTZone next week.

That's awful big of you.

Just have him meet me in the ring next week. I have a proposal that I'm sure you'll both find acceptable.

Really?

Come on, Mick. Don't you trust me?

Eric, you are a low down dirty snake. You'd gladly sell your own grandmother. But if that's the way you want it, fine. Tommy will be there next week. And so will I.

Good, that's all settled. I have business to take care of. So I'll see you next week.

*Bischoff leaves*

Wait, what business?

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Val: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!

West: Well, here comes the Pope.
Tenay: Doesn't work when you do it.
West: Damn.



Val: His partner, accompanied by Chelsea, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!

Tenay: The number one contender for the world title will hope to win the title at the second attempt next Sunday at Destination X.
West: He and AJ Styles put on a classic at Victory Road but Daniels will hope to go one better and leave Destination X as world champion.



Val: Their opponents, first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!

Tenay: After his problems with Raven, the Olympic Giold Medalist ios hoping to move on and get himself into world title contention.
West: Well he needs to get in line.



Val: And his partner, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!

Tenay: The world champion in the ring with three men who are gunning for his title.
West: Daniels gets the shot next Sunday but Dinero and Angle are waiting in the wings.

AJ Styles & Kurt Angle v Christopher Daniels & D'Angelo Dinero
3 votes
10 minutes

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Styles hits Daniels with the Clash after failed Chelsea interference...

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Angle puts the Germans to Daniels

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Daniels and Dinero work together to isolate Angle. Dinero tags in Daniels who takes Angle then goes to the op rope. Daniels misses the BME. Daniels tags to Dinero as AJ tags in. Aj hits a back elbow to the chrging Dinero, then another. Firemans carry into a backbreaker from AJ. AJ goes for the Styles Clash but Dinero pushes him off. Dinero goes for a clothesline but AJ ducks. PELE! AJ goes to the top rope but Daniels appears and crotches AJ. Dinero goes for a superplex but AJ fights out of it. AJ goes for a splsh but Dinero moves. DDE, countered into a roll through, Styles Clash! 1-2-3!

Val: Here are you winner, AJ Styles and Kurt Angle!

As AJ celebrates he is attacked by Daniels. AJ fights back and he and Daniels get into a brawl. Dinero tries to join the fight but is cut off by Kurt Angle. AJ tosses Daniels from the ring as Angle clotheslines Dinero over the top.



*Bischoff appears on the ramp, mic in hand*

Gentlemen, please. If you will all calm down for a second, I have a few issues to address.

Kurt, I heard you earlier. You have no problem facing D'Angelo Dinero at Destination x? Well good, because that's exactly what you're doing. And as a little extra spice, the winner of that match will get a future world title shot.

And while next Sunday you may be opponents, 24 hours before the PPV you will be teammates. Next week on iMPACT it will be Kurt Angle and D'Angelo Dinero taking on the Motor City Machine Guns.

That's not all. Next weeks main event will reunite one of the greatest tag teams in WCTNA history! Next week it will be the World Tag Team champion High Flight going against...AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels!

And one more thing. The PPV is called Destination X and you, AJ, and Christopher Daniels made the X Division what it is. So in an attempt to recapture the spirit of the X Division, for the first time ever the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in an Ultimate X match!

Tenay: An Ultimate X match for the WCTNA Heavyweight Championship! I don't believe it!
West: Whether you like Bischoff or not you have to support that decision.
Tenay: That will be one heck of a match.

*Angle and AJ both looked shocked at this news as the show goes off the air*

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Thanks and whatnot. Updated cards in the first post.

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Could I get Kendrick some TV Time?