WCTNA Thread 34: TNA based efed

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Kong powerbombs Sarita onto TBP.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Velvet hits a bulldog on Sarita. The she drags Sarita to the corner and tags in Angelina. The BP set up for the makeover but Kong comes in and knocks Velvet down with a backfist. Kong then goes for the Awesome Bomb on Angelina but the ref gets Kong out of the ring. At this point Lacey von Erich comes to ringside with a concerned look on her face. Sarita comes back but Angelina takles her down with a clothesline. Angelina motions to Lacey to get the tag belt which she does. Velvet distracts the ref while Lacey brings the title in. Lacey swings for Sarita but Sarita moves and she gets Angelina! Sarita dropkicks Lacey out of the ring and gets the cover on Angelina as the ref gets Velvet out of the ring. 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners and STILL WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champion, Thunder & Lightning!

Tenay: Well it looks like Angelina's plan backfired.
West: It would have worked if Lacey wasn't a screwup.
Tenay: Are you kidding me?

Ladies and gentlemen, my guest at this time is Kurt Angle. Later tonight, he'll be facing D'Angelo Dinero in a number one contender's match. Kurt, with all that's gone on between you and The Pope, how confident are you of tonight's outcome?

I would think it's safe to say that both myself and Dinero have certainly uped our game in the last year. Dinero had to put up with being replaced by Hulk Hogan and I was forced to wrestle in filler matches on PPVs. Now, we both have a similiar goal. We want to put those days behind us and prove we are just as good as we say we are. For me, I might not get another chance at the world title soon. For Dinero, this might be his only chance so I know I'm in for a hell of a fight tonight. I would like to think that Pope doesn't kiss Bischoff's ass as much as say, Matt Morgan or Raven but unfortunately, this is a business where you have to do anything you can to get what you want.

As it turns out, I want to be the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion and you Pope, stand in my way. I know how talented you are. You want to take a seat in the Pope Moblie and crash through that glass ceiling. There's just a huge roadbump ahead of you and it's name is Kurt Angle, the best wrestler alive today. Given what's at stake tonight and the fact I've yet to break that ankle of yours, I would say you might want to start praying for an almighty diversion but the way I see it, your journey stops at Destination X and come next month at No Surrender, I will be the one in the main event. Or at least, I'm damn sure gonna try. It would be arrogant to simply dismiss you as a curtain jerker. I know you're above that. What I'm worried about isn't your skill, your determination. It's the idea that you might underestimate me as some broken down has been who doesn't know when to hang up his boots. They say there's always a light at the end of the tunnel. For Pope, he might be looking at them for say, three seconds. After all, that's all it takes. Then again, I can get it done in one if I want to. Wait and see.

If you win tonight, who would you prefer to face out of AJ Styles and Christopher Daniels?

I've beaten two members of the former Greater Good this year on PPV already. Would be nice to complete the set with a world title. At the same time, AJ and I have had some classics in the past and I'm sure we wouldn't disapoint. I guess it's up for someone else to decide. One thing is for certain though. After tonight, WCTNA will never be the same again.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dinero, is backstage.*

Rejoice my congregation! Because for the first time in a long time, YOUR Pope is gracing you with his presence. This is actually the first time in weeks I've even had a chance to speak to you like this, so excuse me if I take my time and enjoy the moment.

*Pope waits for about two seconds.*

Well that was fun. Now, can someone, anyone explain to Pope why he has to go through Kurt Angle to get a shot at the WCTNA Champion? Anyone? I thought I earned this shot last month when I beat Abyss, the man that AJ Styles seemingly has a hard-on for and gives unlimited title shots to. What, is Abyss's real first name Dave? Did he use a Game Genie to get unlimited title shots?

Meanwhile, Pope has set WCTNA ablaze due to his pimptacularness. Won Lethal Lockdown. Pinned AJ Styles not once, but TWICE. I've set the standard here in WCTNA, and lets be honest here, no one has come close to matching it.

So after I do all this, after I beat the shaven gorilla AJ Styles calls a pet, I find out I have to beat Kurt Angle. The same Kurt Angle who has..... done nothing of note really. Oooh, he beat Matt Morgan. Wake up junior, so has practically the entire roster. I'm pimp slapping people left and right, and Kurt beat Matt Morgan. Yup, he's qualified alright. To get 4-Up right to the chin.

Kurt, I'm tired. Tired of going up against roadblock after roadblock in my quest to become WCTNA Champion. AJ Styles, just like Brutus Magnus, is ducking Pope because he knows that I can beat him. Magnus left before he got his ass-kicking, and AJ Styles has only avenged ONE of his losses to me. I've done it all in order to get my title shot, I've earned this shot too many times to count.... so yeah, fighting you would be great and all, but excuse me if I'm too tired of the champ ducking me to get excited about facing you.

Tonight, I finish what I started last night. You got yourself shotgun in the Pope Mobile, and brother, you're due to take your ride tonight. I'm not losing this match Kurt, I'm not losing the shot I've earned time and time again. You may want this shot just to get the title, I NEED this shot. I need to face whoever leaves with the title tonight. Because the hand-clappin', foot-tappin', trail-blazin', attendance raisin', record=settin', attention-gettin', Pimptacular Pope that is D'Angelo Dinero.... won't accept anything less.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall with the winner earning a shot at the WCTNA World Heavweight Championship!



Val: Introducing the participants, first, from Pittsburgh, Pensylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is the only Olympic Gold Medalist in Professional Wrestling history, Kurt Angle!

Tenay: The Olympic Gold Medal Winner hoping to get back in world title contention here.
West: Angle hasn't had a world title shot in nearly a year.



Val: And his opponent, from Harlem, New York, weighing 220 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!

West: And he ain't gonna get one now.
Tenay: Well Dinero has been telling everyone he should get a world title match and he beats Angle then he will get his shot.

WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship #1 contender match: Kurt Angle v D'Angelo
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Pope Dinero with the Popeular Sovereignty. (Um...some kind of facebuster.)

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Pope charges in the corner but Angle moves and hits a German, then another and another. Angle goes for the Angle Slam but Dinero couners into into a T-Bone suplex. Pope goes to the top rope but Angle leaps to his feet and runs up to him. Belly to belly from the top! 1-2-kickout!

Angle goes to the ankle lock but Pope kicks him off. Angle charges and hits the post with his shoulder. Pope rolls down the knee pads. Pope Mobile! 1-2-kickout!

Dinoer set Angle in the corner and goes for it again but avoids the charge. Angle Slam! 1-2-kickout!

Straps are down, Ankle Lock! Pope crawls to the ropes but Kurt drags him back. Dinero counters to a rollup! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, D'Angelo Dinero!

Tenay: What a contest here at Destination X!
West: And Dinero finally has his world title shot.

*Mick Foley enters the lockerroom where Tommy Dreamer is getting ready*

You alright, Tommy?

I'm just thinking. Everything Raven and I have done to eachother. We can never truly escape one another. I might have known this was coming.

Well you'll beat him. I know it.

Oh I know I will. I just...

What?

I haven't seen Stevie since last night. You and I both know what Raven is capable of. If he...

Hey, fellas, how's it going?

*Bischoff walks in*

What do you want, Eric?

I just wanted to see how things were going. You ready for your match, Mr Dreamer.

Eric, you remember when I called you pure evil

Yeah.

And how I said you "were joining the Taliban" if you went to work for you?

I kinda recall that.

Well turns out that was an understatement.

Haha, well I don't hold it against you. Good luck in your match.

*Bischoff goes to leave, then stops*

Oh, Mick, I almost forgot. I was in a meeting with the WCTNA higher ups today.

And...

Well we got came to a pretty big decison.

Which is?

You know what, you're busy. I'll tell you later.

You'll tell me now!

No, Mick. I want everyone to hear this.

*Bischoff grins smugly then leaves*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Raven is seated in the corner of the empty arena, hours before the PPV begins.

Gluttony.

No, it’s not another “Tommy Dreamer is fat” joke.

Tommy Dreamer is a glutton.

A glutton for pain.

A glutton for punishment.

A glutton for fame.

Tommy, haven’t you had enough?

Wasn’t getting that final thank you run up north enough for you?

You got the big title win at WrestleMania, everyone cheered.

But you couldn’t just retire, could you?

Because you were still hungry.

Hungry for the spotlight.

But I want to know if it’s worth it.

Wait, don’t answer yet.

I want to know if it’s worth it.

After I beat you.

Bloody you.

Brutalize you.

After it’s all said and done, I want to know if it worth it.

Worth it, just for you to fail.

Again.

Like always.

Still hungry?

Prepare to be fed.

Raven gets up to leave, then turns back to the camera.

Oh yeah.

Tommy?

You’re fat.

Heh heh heh.

Raven exits as we fade out.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Yonkers, New York, weighing 260 pounds, "The Innovator of Violence" Tommy Dreamer!

Tenay: For Tommy Dreamer the task is simple. He has to win tonight to get a WCTNA contract.



Val: And his opponent, from the Bowery, weighing 245 pounds, Raven!

West: And he has to beat Raven to do it. A guy who couldn't beat for two years in the old ECW.

Tommy Dreamer v Raven: If Dreamer wins he gets a WCTNA contract
3 votes
10 minutes

[The Tank]

Uhh...I guess the story says we're supposed to vote for Dreamer even though he's...I'm not sure what he is.

Anyway, Dreamer smothers Raven.

Get it? GET IT?!? IT'S CUZ HE'S FAT!!!!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

He's what? What's to get, Tank?

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Dreamer sits on Raven.

Hahaha!!

[The Tank]

Aug 8, 2010 17:53:33 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

He's what? What's to get, Tank?

He's....tag-rule'd by you, I guess?

Front page says you've got two people on the roster, A.J. & Daffney. Three if Bischoff counts.

So are you just gonna keep writing for him as a non-taken?

[Deleted]

Dreamer with a DDT!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Aug 8, 2010 17:55:47 GMT -5 The Tank said:

Aug 8, 2010 17:53:33 GMT -5 Perpetual Nirvana said:

He's what? What's to get, Tank?

He's....tag-rule'd by you, I guess?

Front page says you've got two people on the roster, A.J. & Daffney. Three if Bischoff counts.

So are you just gonna keep writing for him as a non-taken?

He's tag ruled to Foley. Just wait until after that match. Everything will become clear.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Dreamer gets Raven in the corner and charges but raven moves. Raven goes for the Raven Effect but Dreamer counters out into a DDT of his own. 1-2-kickout!

Dreamer whips Raven into the ropes and goes for the Spicolli Driver but Raven gets out of it and hits a reverse DDT. 1-2-kickout!

Frustrated, Raven gets a chair from ringside. The referee admonishes Raven but is pushes aside. Raven brings the chrai in and goes to hits Dreamer with it but Mick Foley runs to ringside and disarms him. Raven shouts at Foley then turns right into the Spicolli Driver! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Tommy Dreamer!



*Eric Bischoff comes out to the stage, mic in hand*

Congratulations, Tommy. You are now part iof the WCTNA roster. Unfortunately Mick, you aren't.

You see the higher ups were concerned that you were getting more an more involved as an active competitor. Therefore, effective immediately, you have been removed from your position as WCTNA Management Director. And yes, this does leave me in sole charge of WCTNA.

But don't worry, Mick. You wanna be a wrestler, that's exactly what you'll be. But as far as running the show, well, in the words of your former employer...

YOOOOOUUUURRR'EEE FIRED!

*Bischoff grins as Mick looks shocked*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

AJ Styles, you are just moments away from defending your title aginst Christopher Daniels in an Ultimate X match. What are your thoughts at this time?

Ultimate X. You remember the match Chris and I had at Destination X five years ago. I'm sure Chris does since that was one of the few times he's be able to beat me. I'm sure he's relishing the thought of it.

But this is the thing, Christy. He talks about not getting an opportunity. This is the third straight PPV I have defended my title aginst him. He talks about not getting respect. But he had my respect. He had all the respect in the world. Until he decided to stab me in the back. He complains about never getting a title shot but truth is he never asked. If he just came up and asked me for a shot I would have given him one.

But I am through justifying myself. I'm Mr WCTNA for a reason. I wrestled in the first WCTNA match, I was the first ever X Division champion. So maybe WCTNA did give me the ball but I was the one who ran with it. I'm not gonna apologise for the success I've had. I'm not gonna apologise for being a three time world champion. And I'm damn sure not gonna apolgise for what's about to happen.

They say third times the charm , Chris. Well not tonight. I'll tell you exactly what's going to happen. We're are gonna go out there. We'll put on another classic like we did at Victory Road. The crowd will chant "This is Awesome!" And more importantly, I will climb up those cables, retrieve my title, and leave, once again, WCTNA World Champion.

And that will be...Phenomenal!

[The Tank]

So...now Foley is a wrestler only and Dreamer is tag-rule'd to him?

Okay. Just clarifying.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

"The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels is backstage with Chelsea.*

AJ, tonight I finally fulfill the prophecy that He has laid out for me. Tonight..... no. No, tonight is not about Him.

*Daniels takes off his rope and shawl, handing them to Chelsea.*

Tonight there is no Fallen Angel. There's only Christopher Daniels AJ. The man that you've called friend for years, the man that you left behind, the man seeing his revenge tonight.

We've been with this company since the beginning AJ. You and I, we entered WCTNA with the hopes that this would be the place where we would not only be accepted, but championed as the greatest wrestlers. And I waited. And waited. And waited. For years, I was forced to watch while you achieved the success we were both supposed to have. First X-Division Champ. First Tag Team Champ. First Triple Corwn Winner. First Grand Slam Winner. Mr. WCTNA for YEARS!! You are the poster boy for this company, their chosen one, the man that WCTNA will turn to time and time again.

Me? I've been Tag Team champion. I've been X-Division Champion. But never, never have I been given a shot at the Legends Title. Never have I gotten a shot at the WCTNA Heavyweight Title, at least not until now. I've clawed my way to the top with no help, all the while having to be your friend. Having to be happy for your success while I languished in mediocrity for years. Even when I was the X-Division Champion, all I heard was "AJ's going to face Jarrett" "AJ's gonna be in King of the Mountain" "AJ's on his thrid Championship reign". Did you ever, for a second, consider how that would affect me? Did you ever think that maybe Christopher Daniels wanted to be Heavyweight Champion?

No. No, that thought never crossed your mind. It was all about AJ Styles, I was but a distant memory to you. Let's face it AJ, for all the good you've done, you've also done evil. The man most people associate with the X-Divison is you, whereas I brought the X-Division from the brink of mediocrity time and time again. I'v poured my blood, sweat, and tears into that division, and even now, after all the work I did to bring the X-Division back from the days when Scott Steiner was champion, AJ Styles is the face of the X-Division. Not the man who did all the work, no. The man who hardly shows up gets the glory.

Not tonight AJ. Tonight's the night that Christopher Daniels gets some of the glory for himself. I've told you that this may be my one shot, no doubt because management will simply feed you mediocre opponents while I have to crawl my way back to the title. And if it is, then tonight I give it my all. No longer will you see me as a man who's beneath you, no matter how much you'll protest that. Tonight I become your better, something I've known for years to be true.... tonight you realize that Christopher Daniels is for real.

That's not the Gospel AJ. It's the truth.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Aug 8, 2010 18:10:29 GMT -5 The Tank said:

So...now Foley is a wrestler only and Dreamer is tag-rule'd to him?

Okay. Just clarifying.

For the time being, yes.

[The Tank]

Well, if'n that's the case, back to the drawing board as for the two WCTNA picks I've got left.