Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2010 22:45:11 GMT -5
WWCF World Heavyweight Championship: Jay Carroll V. Tyfo
*New Blackjacks theme*
Tyfo makes his way to the ring to a nice crowd reaction.
Hoss - Well, it‘s time, Jess.
King - I can‘t wait, Gorilla! The WWCF World Championship up for grabs in just a few moments!
Tyfo does the longhorn pose at each corner of the ring.
*Well Thought Out Twinkles*
Jay Carroll emerges, the WWCF World Title strapped around his waist, as the crowd cheers the Champion.
Hoss - What a match this is sure to be, Jess!
I can‘t wait any longer, Gorilla! Let‘s get this show on the road!
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a one hour time limit, and it is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, he is the challenger. From Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is cashing in his Money in the Bank privilege tonight! Ladies and gentlemen…
TYYYYYYYYFO!!!!!!
And his opponent.
From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the reigning and defending World WrestleCrap Federation Champion of the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllld…..
JAY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLL!!!
Jay holds up the belt, then hands it to referee Spud Johnson. Jay and Tyfo shake hands, then return to their separate corners.
Hoss - Can you feel the electricity, Jess?!
C‘mon, ring the bell, ref! We‘ve waited long enough!
Johnson signals for the bell, to a huge crowd pop.
Tyfo and Jay lock up in the middle of the ring. Jay locks on a side headlock. Tyfo tries to fight out, but Jay holds on for a few seconds, then transitions to a hammerlock. Tyfo tries to roll out, but Jay goes with and locks on a head scissors! Tyfo escapes and both men back up.
Hoss - Jay Carroll winning that first exchange, Jess.
King - Yeah, but this match is a long way from being over.
They lock up again. Tyfo with an arm wringer, into suplex position. Jay blocks the attempt, but Tyfo scoots behind him and locks on a headlock! Jay shoves Tyfo off into the ropes, but Tyfo steamrolls back over him with a clothesline! Jay back to his feet, Tyfo catches him with a slam! Jay rolls to the outside.
King - See Gorilla? Tyfo looked really good right there!
Hoss - Jay Carroll trying to catch a breather now on the outside.
“1!
2!
3!”
Jay rolls back in the ring. He and Tyfo lock up a third time. Tyfo shoots Jay into the corner. He goes for a chop, but Jay turns the tables and hit‘s a chop of his own! Tyfo in the corner now, Jay lays in with some knees, then snap mare‘s Tyfo over. Carroll climbs to the top rope.
Hoss - What does Jay Carroll have in mind here?
As Tyfo get‘s to his feet, Jay dives onto him with a cross body! Tyfo goes down and Jay hooks the leg!
King - First cover of the match, Gorilla!
1!
Kickout!
Hoss - But it was too early in the match, I‘m afraid.
Jay goes to whip Tyfo into the ropes, but Tyfo reverses it and catches Jay on the way back with a back body drop! Tyfo grabs Jay‘s leg, but the Champion hooks his arms onto the bottom rope!
Hoss - Great ring presence there by Jay Carroll!
King - That‘s why he‘s the Champ, Gorilla!
Tyfo stomps Jay a few times, then hoists him up by the legs and drops him back to the mat. Another stomp, then a knee drop! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
King - It‘s gonna take more than that to put the World Champion away, Tyfo!
Tyfo pulls Jay up by the hair and throws him to the outside, then follows him.
Hoss - And the challenger is taking this one to the sand, Jess!
Tyfo clothesline‘s Jay, then slams him down on the ground.
“1!“
He goes for a splash, but Jay rolls out of the way!
“2!”
Jay knee‘s Tyfo in the ribs, then suplex‘s him on the sand!
“3!”
The Champion looks for an elbow drop, but Tyfo catches the arm and locks on a modified armbar!
“4!”
Jay hollers in pain, as Tyfo releases the hold and rolls back to his feet.
“5!”
Jay ducks a clothesline, but misses with a dropkick!
“6!”
Tyfo with a kick to the midsection, then he tosses Jay back in the ring and rolls back in himself. Tyfo pulls Jay near the turnbuckle, climb to the inside middle turnbuckle, and goes for a Vaderbomb, but Jay rolls out of the way!
Hoss - We are seeing some fantastic counters in this match, Jess!
King - No doubt Gorilla! The way this thing is going, it‘s gonna come down to whoever makes the biggest mistake!
Jay pulls Tyfo up and plants him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up, but Tyfo chops him down! Jay get‘s back up, but Tyfo comes off the top with the Tumbleweed!
Hoss - And that just may have been the big mistake you were talking about, Jess!
Tyfo in for the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jess - Well, maybe not Gorilla, but kicking out of that had to take a bit out of the Champ!
Tyfo kicks Jay in the side a few times, then pulls him up in a front facelock. He hooks Jay for a suplex, but Jay counters him into a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hoss - Jay almost got him with that rollup!
King - There‘s no almost in a World Title match, Gorilla!
Tyfo pulls Jay up and plants him with a double underhook suplex. He then grabs the left leg and drops his own leg across it.
Hoss - Looks like Tyfo’s trying to soften Jay up for the Texas Cloverleaf!
King - This is good strategy by the challenger, Gorilla. Not only is he making it easier to hook in the Cloverleaf, but he’s also taking away his opponent’s vertical base. Tyfo is wrestling a very smart match here tonight.
Tyfo drags Jay to the ropes and places the left leg on the middle rope. He grabs the top rope and jumps up, but Jay pulls his leg away! Tyfo crotches himself in the ropes and Jay quickly rolls him up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men back up, Tyfo charges, but Jay hit‘s a drop toehold, then drops an elbow across the back! Tyfo get‘s to his knees, but a dropkick sends him back to the mat again.
Hoss - And the Champion appears to be in control of the match once again, Jess!
King - But remember Gorilla, the tide can turn in an instant!
Jay picks Tyfo up and sends him into the corner. He hit‘s a running clothesline, then goes for a suplex, but Tyfo punches his way free!
King - See what I mean?
Tyfo grabs Jay in a bear hug, but Carroll escapes with a knee to the abdomen, then hit‘s Tiger Driver 98!
Hoss - Whoa!
King - That came from out of nowhere, Gorilla!
Hoss - Jess, I cannot remember the last time I saw Jay Carroll use that move!
Jay covers Tyfo!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - And how close was THAT?!
Hoss - Just a split second, Jess!
Jay pulls Tyfo into a sitting position and clamps on a headlock.
King - Smart move by Carroll. Not only is wearing Tyfo down, but he‘s also allowing himself to catch his wind.
Jay takes in a few breaths, while making sure to keep the pressure on. Johnson comes over and checks on Tyfo. He raises his arm up once and it drops right back down. He raises it again and it drops.
Hoss - If the arm drops again, Carroll retains the title.
Johnson lifts the arm and…
Tyfo keeps it up!
King - He‘s fightin‘ it, Gorilla! Tyfo is fighting!
Tyfo fights to a standing position, then elbows Jay, forcing him to break the hold. He charges, but Jay catches him with a clothesline. He goes to pick Tyfo up but the challenger catches him in an inside cradle!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hoss - Another near fall, Jess!
Jay is back up first and he grabs Tyfo in a double underhook position.
King - Looks like he‘s gonna try that Tiger Driver again!
Jay goes to lift Tyfo, but he hooks the legs and takes Jay down to the mat!
Hoss - Uh-oh! Jay Carroll in a bad way he-
Jay reaches up and hooks Tyfo in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are back up and they charge at the same time, taking each other to the mat with a double clothesline!
King - Both men down!
Johnson checks both men, then begins the count.
“1!
2!
3!”
Hoss - Neither man moving, Jess.
“4!
5!
6!”
King - It would be a shame for the match to end like this, Gorilla.
“7!
8!
9!”
Both men suddenly pop up!
Hoss - Unbelievable!
King - I thought it was over for sure, Gorilla!
The two trade punches in the middle of the ring as a dueling chant breaks out in the crowd.
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
Hoss - Listen to this crowd, Jess!
King - Can you believe this match, Hoss?!
Tyfo fires off a series punches, knocking Jay back against the ropes. He charges for a clothesline, but Jay moves! Tyfo falls over the ropes, bounces back in, dazed, and turns…
Right.
Into.
Hoss - THE HANGOVER!!!
King - It‘s gotta be over now, Gorilla! The positioning is perfect, no way Tyfo can reach those ropes!
Tyfo struggles, looking for an escape, as Jay cranks up the pressure. Realizing he won‘t reach the ropes, Tyfo tries to free his arm, but Jay keeps it locked in tight.
Hoss - I think you’re right Jess. There is no way out of the Hangover!
Tyfo lift’s his hand to tap…
But then suddenly shifts his weight, loosening Jay’s grip, and locks in the Anaconda Vice!
King - How the f-
Hoss - What a reversal!
Jay yells out in pain and tries to escape, but Tyfo keeps shifting his hips, preventing Jay from gaining leverage!
Hoss - I think Tyfo has this won now, Jess!
Jay get’s to his feet, but Tyfo keeps the hold locked in! He goes to slam Jay back down, but the Champion wraps his legs around Tyfo’s waist and drives forward, sending him to the mat and breaking the hold! Jay buries his knees into Tyfo’s shoulders for a cover!
1!
2!
Tyfo hooks the legs and sits up! Keeping a hold of Jay’s legs, Tyfo get’s to his feet and crosses the two legs over, then turns Jay on his stomach! This is the Texas Cloverleaf!
King - I wanna say this is it Gorilla, but after some of the stuff these two have managed to fight out of, I don’t know!
Tyfo sits down, putting more pressure on Jay‘s back. He tries to reach the ropes, but Tyfo pulls him back, then sits back down! Jay tries to roll over, but Tyfo rolls with him, keeping the hold locked in firmly! Another attempt to reach the ropes fails and finally, he taps out.
Hoss - YES! IT‘S OVER!!
King - New Champion, Gorilla! New Champion!
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW WWCF World Heavyweight Champion….
TYYYYYYYYYYFO!!!!!
Tyfo collapses to the mat as Little Naitch runs down and presents him with the Championship belt. On his knees, Tyfo hugs the belt tightly, as Jay slowly makes his way to his feet. Tyfo stands up and Naitch raises his arm in the air before embracing his best friend.
Hoss - Tyfo is one of the few men in this company who can say he‘s been here since the beginning, Jess. For almost two years, he has fought tooth and nail with whoever‘s been put in his path. Finally, after all this time, he has reached the top of the mountain.
Tyfo holds up the belt, but Jay snatches it away.
King - Uh-oh. The former Champion not too pleased about losing the belt.
Jay looks at the belt, looking like he‘s about to cry. He kisses the belt, then walks right up to Tyfo and…
Hands him the belt. Tyfo takes it, and the two members of The Family embrace, as the crowd gives them another standing O.
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
The two shake hands, then Naitch and Jay exit, allowing Tyfo his moment.
King - Gorilla, that was an amazing match. This has been an amazing show!
Hoss - Indeed it has, Jess. Ladies and gentlemen, Tyfo is the new WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. For Jesse King, this Gorilla Tim Hoss saying goodnight from Botch at the Beach.
Tyfo stands on the top turnbuckle, holding up the belt, when “Damn Right“ Jackson appears on the ramp. The two engage in a staredown as the show ends.
*New Blackjacks theme*
Tyfo makes his way to the ring to a nice crowd reaction.
Hoss - Well, it‘s time, Jess.
King - I can‘t wait, Gorilla! The WWCF World Championship up for grabs in just a few moments!
Tyfo does the longhorn pose at each corner of the ring.
*Well Thought Out Twinkles*
Jay Carroll emerges, the WWCF World Title strapped around his waist, as the crowd cheers the Champion.
Hoss - What a match this is sure to be, Jess!
I can‘t wait any longer, Gorilla! Let‘s get this show on the road!
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is set for one fall with a one hour time limit, and it is for the WWCF World Heavyweight Championship!
Introducing first, he is the challenger. From Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 245 pounds, he is cashing in his Money in the Bank privilege tonight! Ladies and gentlemen…
TYYYYYYYYFO!!!!!!
And his opponent.
From Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 215 pounds, he is the reigning and defending World WrestleCrap Federation Champion of the Worrrrrrrrrrrrrllllllllllllllld…..
JAY CARRRRRRRRRRRRRROLLLLLLLLL!!!
Jay holds up the belt, then hands it to referee Spud Johnson. Jay and Tyfo shake hands, then return to their separate corners.
Hoss - Can you feel the electricity, Jess?!
C‘mon, ring the bell, ref! We‘ve waited long enough!
Johnson signals for the bell, to a huge crowd pop.
Tyfo and Jay lock up in the middle of the ring. Jay locks on a side headlock. Tyfo tries to fight out, but Jay holds on for a few seconds, then transitions to a hammerlock. Tyfo tries to roll out, but Jay goes with and locks on a head scissors! Tyfo escapes and both men back up.
Hoss - Jay Carroll winning that first exchange, Jess.
King - Yeah, but this match is a long way from being over.
They lock up again. Tyfo with an arm wringer, into suplex position. Jay blocks the attempt, but Tyfo scoots behind him and locks on a headlock! Jay shoves Tyfo off into the ropes, but Tyfo steamrolls back over him with a clothesline! Jay back to his feet, Tyfo catches him with a slam! Jay rolls to the outside.
King - See Gorilla? Tyfo looked really good right there!
Hoss - Jay Carroll trying to catch a breather now on the outside.
“1!
2!
3!”
Jay rolls back in the ring. He and Tyfo lock up a third time. Tyfo shoots Jay into the corner. He goes for a chop, but Jay turns the tables and hit‘s a chop of his own! Tyfo in the corner now, Jay lays in with some knees, then snap mare‘s Tyfo over. Carroll climbs to the top rope.
Hoss - What does Jay Carroll have in mind here?
As Tyfo get‘s to his feet, Jay dives onto him with a cross body! Tyfo goes down and Jay hooks the leg!
King - First cover of the match, Gorilla!
1!
Kickout!
Hoss - But it was too early in the match, I‘m afraid.
Jay goes to whip Tyfo into the ropes, but Tyfo reverses it and catches Jay on the way back with a back body drop! Tyfo grabs Jay‘s leg, but the Champion hooks his arms onto the bottom rope!
Hoss - Great ring presence there by Jay Carroll!
King - That‘s why he‘s the Champ, Gorilla!
Tyfo stomps Jay a few times, then hoists him up by the legs and drops him back to the mat. Another stomp, then a knee drop! Cover!
1!
Kickout!
King - It‘s gonna take more than that to put the World Champion away, Tyfo!
Tyfo pulls Jay up by the hair and throws him to the outside, then follows him.
Hoss - And the challenger is taking this one to the sand, Jess!
Tyfo clothesline‘s Jay, then slams him down on the ground.
“1!“
He goes for a splash, but Jay rolls out of the way!
“2!”
Jay knee‘s Tyfo in the ribs, then suplex‘s him on the sand!
“3!”
The Champion looks for an elbow drop, but Tyfo catches the arm and locks on a modified armbar!
“4!”
Jay hollers in pain, as Tyfo releases the hold and rolls back to his feet.
“5!”
Jay ducks a clothesline, but misses with a dropkick!
“6!”
Tyfo with a kick to the midsection, then he tosses Jay back in the ring and rolls back in himself. Tyfo pulls Jay near the turnbuckle, climb to the inside middle turnbuckle, and goes for a Vaderbomb, but Jay rolls out of the way!
Hoss - We are seeing some fantastic counters in this match, Jess!
King - No doubt Gorilla! The way this thing is going, it‘s gonna come down to whoever makes the biggest mistake!
Jay pulls Tyfo up and plants him on the top turnbuckle. He climbs up, but Tyfo chops him down! Jay get‘s back up, but Tyfo comes off the top with the Tumbleweed!
Hoss - And that just may have been the big mistake you were talking about, Jess!
Tyfo in for the cover!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Jess - Well, maybe not Gorilla, but kicking out of that had to take a bit out of the Champ!
Tyfo kicks Jay in the side a few times, then pulls him up in a front facelock. He hooks Jay for a suplex, but Jay counters him into a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hoss - Jay almost got him with that rollup!
King - There‘s no almost in a World Title match, Gorilla!
Tyfo pulls Jay up and plants him with a double underhook suplex. He then grabs the left leg and drops his own leg across it.
Hoss - Looks like Tyfo’s trying to soften Jay up for the Texas Cloverleaf!
King - This is good strategy by the challenger, Gorilla. Not only is he making it easier to hook in the Cloverleaf, but he’s also taking away his opponent’s vertical base. Tyfo is wrestling a very smart match here tonight.
Tyfo drags Jay to the ropes and places the left leg on the middle rope. He grabs the top rope and jumps up, but Jay pulls his leg away! Tyfo crotches himself in the ropes and Jay quickly rolls him up!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men back up, Tyfo charges, but Jay hit‘s a drop toehold, then drops an elbow across the back! Tyfo get‘s to his knees, but a dropkick sends him back to the mat again.
Hoss - And the Champion appears to be in control of the match once again, Jess!
King - But remember Gorilla, the tide can turn in an instant!
Jay picks Tyfo up and sends him into the corner. He hit‘s a running clothesline, then goes for a suplex, but Tyfo punches his way free!
King - See what I mean?
Tyfo grabs Jay in a bear hug, but Carroll escapes with a knee to the abdomen, then hit‘s Tiger Driver 98!
Hoss - Whoa!
King - That came from out of nowhere, Gorilla!
Hoss - Jess, I cannot remember the last time I saw Jay Carroll use that move!
Jay covers Tyfo!
1!
2!
Kickout!
King - And how close was THAT?!
Hoss - Just a split second, Jess!
Jay pulls Tyfo into a sitting position and clamps on a headlock.
King - Smart move by Carroll. Not only is wearing Tyfo down, but he‘s also allowing himself to catch his wind.
Jay takes in a few breaths, while making sure to keep the pressure on. Johnson comes over and checks on Tyfo. He raises his arm up once and it drops right back down. He raises it again and it drops.
Hoss - If the arm drops again, Carroll retains the title.
Johnson lifts the arm and…
Tyfo keeps it up!
King - He‘s fightin‘ it, Gorilla! Tyfo is fighting!
Tyfo fights to a standing position, then elbows Jay, forcing him to break the hold. He charges, but Jay catches him with a clothesline. He goes to pick Tyfo up but the challenger catches him in an inside cradle!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Hoss - Another near fall, Jess!
Jay is back up first and he grabs Tyfo in a double underhook position.
King - Looks like he‘s gonna try that Tiger Driver again!
Jay goes to lift Tyfo, but he hooks the legs and takes Jay down to the mat!
Hoss - Uh-oh! Jay Carroll in a bad way he-
Jay reaches up and hooks Tyfo in a small package!
1!
2!
Kickout!
Both men are back up and they charge at the same time, taking each other to the mat with a double clothesline!
King - Both men down!
Johnson checks both men, then begins the count.
“1!
2!
3!”
Hoss - Neither man moving, Jess.
“4!
5!
6!”
King - It would be a shame for the match to end like this, Gorilla.
“7!
8!
9!”
Both men suddenly pop up!
Hoss - Unbelievable!
King - I thought it was over for sure, Gorilla!
The two trade punches in the middle of the ring as a dueling chant breaks out in the crowd.
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
LET‘S GO TYFO! LET‘S GO JAY!
Hoss - Listen to this crowd, Jess!
King - Can you believe this match, Hoss?!
Tyfo fires off a series punches, knocking Jay back against the ropes. He charges for a clothesline, but Jay moves! Tyfo falls over the ropes, bounces back in, dazed, and turns…
Right.
Into.
Hoss - THE HANGOVER!!!
King - It‘s gotta be over now, Gorilla! The positioning is perfect, no way Tyfo can reach those ropes!
Tyfo struggles, looking for an escape, as Jay cranks up the pressure. Realizing he won‘t reach the ropes, Tyfo tries to free his arm, but Jay keeps it locked in tight.
Hoss - I think you’re right Jess. There is no way out of the Hangover!
Tyfo lift’s his hand to tap…
But then suddenly shifts his weight, loosening Jay’s grip, and locks in the Anaconda Vice!
King - How the f-
Hoss - What a reversal!
Jay yells out in pain and tries to escape, but Tyfo keeps shifting his hips, preventing Jay from gaining leverage!
Hoss - I think Tyfo has this won now, Jess!
Jay get’s to his feet, but Tyfo keeps the hold locked in! He goes to slam Jay back down, but the Champion wraps his legs around Tyfo’s waist and drives forward, sending him to the mat and breaking the hold! Jay buries his knees into Tyfo’s shoulders for a cover!
1!
2!
Tyfo hooks the legs and sits up! Keeping a hold of Jay’s legs, Tyfo get’s to his feet and crosses the two legs over, then turns Jay on his stomach! This is the Texas Cloverleaf!
King - I wanna say this is it Gorilla, but after some of the stuff these two have managed to fight out of, I don’t know!
Tyfo sits down, putting more pressure on Jay‘s back. He tries to reach the ropes, but Tyfo pulls him back, then sits back down! Jay tries to roll over, but Tyfo rolls with him, keeping the hold locked in firmly! Another attempt to reach the ropes fails and finally, he taps out.
Hoss - YES! IT‘S OVER!!
King - New Champion, Gorilla! New Champion!
Muffer - Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of this match, and NEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW WWCF World Heavyweight Champion….
TYYYYYYYYYYFO!!!!!
Tyfo collapses to the mat as Little Naitch runs down and presents him with the Championship belt. On his knees, Tyfo hugs the belt tightly, as Jay slowly makes his way to his feet. Tyfo stands up and Naitch raises his arm in the air before embracing his best friend.
Hoss - Tyfo is one of the few men in this company who can say he‘s been here since the beginning, Jess. For almost two years, he has fought tooth and nail with whoever‘s been put in his path. Finally, after all this time, he has reached the top of the mountain.
Tyfo holds up the belt, but Jay snatches it away.
King - Uh-oh. The former Champion not too pleased about losing the belt.
Jay looks at the belt, looking like he‘s about to cry. He kisses the belt, then walks right up to Tyfo and…
Hands him the belt. Tyfo takes it, and the two members of The Family embrace, as the crowd gives them another standing O.
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
FIVE STAR MATCH!!
The two shake hands, then Naitch and Jay exit, allowing Tyfo his moment.
King - Gorilla, that was an amazing match. This has been an amazing show!
Hoss - Indeed it has, Jess. Ladies and gentlemen, Tyfo is the new WWCF World Heavyweight Champion. For Jesse King, this Gorilla Tim Hoss saying goodnight from Botch at the Beach.
Tyfo stands on the top turnbuckle, holding up the belt, when “Damn Right“ Jackson appears on the ramp. The two engage in a staredown as the show ends.
Credits: BRB, Evil M, Sparks, DR Jackson, Jonathan Michaels, Viva, Seth Drakin, and Little Naitch