Things you'd like written on your t-shirts.

[Nr1Humanoid]

This is my clone.

I stole this t-shirt from a homeless guy.
Why he had a t-shirt that says this, I'll never know.

Prince of Dorkness.

It says I told you so on my back.
BACK
I told you so.

If u c4n r34d this u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

I didn't but this t-shirt because it say f*** on it.
I bought it because it says f*** on it twice.

Yes I do have change, thanks for asking.

It's not PMS, it's you.

I drink in moderation.
*Moderation' is an imaginary place that exists wherever I am.

Sorry ladies
the shirt is staying on.

Not tonight ladies
I'm just here to get drunk.

Are you my father?

[Ultimo Chocula]

This shirt makes up for my horrible lack of personality.

[Deleted]

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

[AFN: Judge Shred]

May 18, 2010 16:53:50 GMT -5 @teamkillswitch said:

I can't believe I ate the whole thing!

With a picture of Kirstie Alley. Take that joke however you need to to sleep at night.

[Long A, Short A]

I'm not humor impair
You're just fun funny