WCTNA Thread 35: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Jay hits a couple of clothesline. Dinero reveses a whip and Jay hits a springboard elbow. Lethal hits the arm drag followed up by a dropkick. Dinero reverses a whip, charges but Lethal gets his feet up. Lethal slam Dionero then goes up for the elbow drop but Taz comes to ringside and pushes him off. Dinero then hits the DDE! 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, D'Angelo Dinero!

West: The Pope gets the win!
Tenay: Yeah, thanks to Taz.
West: Doesn't matter.
Tenay: Well Taz sending an obvious message to Jay Lethal on behalf of Samoa Joe.

*Leather n' Lace are shown in the back. Lacey is preparing for her match.*

I don't think you realize how important this match is tonight Lacey.

*nods* Important... beat sarita... got it.

I don't think you do. Defeating Sarita right before we challenge Thunder & Lighting for the Women's tag team championships is huge! It would give us so much momentum going into that match!

YEA!! Like Linclon!!

... What?

Abraham Lincoln



16th president of the united states. Gave the Gettysburg Address. Wore a funny hat.

MOMENTUM, Lacey... MO... MEN...TUM... NOT monument.

Po-tay-to... po-tah-to...

*slaps forhead* Look, just beat Sarita tonight. If you do, their confidence will break and we will have an advantage going into No Surrender... got it?

Beat Sarita.. got it.

Good, lets go.

*Both exit scene*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Awesome Kong, from Mexico City, she is one half of the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Sarita!

Tenay: Sarita has been rather frustrated with Thunder & Lightnings results as of late and she's been taking that out on Kong.
West: She's a braver woman than I am.
Tenay: Did you just call yourself a woman?
West: You know what I meant.



Val: Her opponent, accompanied by Traci Brooks, from Dallas, Texas, Lacey Von Erich!

Tenay: And the surprise packages of the Knockout division, Leather and Lace, are set to challenge for the Knockout tag titles this Friday at No Surrender.
West: Well they're on the same page but Kong and Sarita will need to get it together if they want to hang on to those tag titles.

Sarita v Lacey Von Erich
3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Lacey botches a delayed vertical suplex and hits a brainbuster instead.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Lacey botches a slap and hits Sarita with an elbow.

[The Tank]

(Even if it's past voting time...)

Lacey botches a lariat and somehow hits a Tornado DDT.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sarita knock Lacey to her knees and hits a running dropkick to the face. Sarita sets up for the La Reienera but spends too much time shouting at Kong. As a result Lacey is able to ram Sarita into the corner and then hits the clawslam. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Lacey Von Erich!

Sarita rolls to the outside. Kong helps Sarita up but gets slapped in the face. Sarita orders her into the ring. Kong gets in the ring clotheslines Lacey. Kong sets her up for the Awesome Bomb but Traci runs up Lacey's back and enzguris Kong. Staggered, Lacey and Traci double clothesline Kong over the top rope. Sarita, looking throughly angered, whips Kong with the tag belt a few times before walking off.

*Taylor Wilde and Hamada are backstage.*

Hamada, come on! Why would I agree to have this match against Daffney?

I'm not going to pretend I understand how her mind works. And given your recent actions and behavior, I don't know how your mind works either.

I haven't changed! I haven't! This, this is Daffney doing what she does best. She plays her mind games, she has us fighting, you're accusing me of being in cahoots with her...

Actions speak louder than words Taylor. You cost me my chance to become Knockouts Champion-

Accidentaly!

Then when we have our match, she gives YOU the win-

Because she's obsessed with me!

And when I try to get my revenge on her, you stop me. You tell me "that's enough". Do you know who I am? Did you forget where the Violence part of our name came from? Because trust me, it wasn't from you.

Oh don't give me the "I'm Hamada and I'm the most violent woman" schtick. There's a time and place, and an unconscious woman doesn't deserve to get beaten senseless.

*Hamada laughs bitterly.*

Weak.

What was that?

You've gone weak. Soft. You had no qualms abou this when we kidnapped Chelsea, yet know you feel some compassion? For a woman that made your life hell last year?

No.... I...

You've gone soft because of her. And I've already made it my mission to bring you out of this pathetic rut you've been stuck in.

*Taylor looks at Hamada.*

.... how?

*Hamada smiles, sending chills down Taylor's spine.*

By eliminating Daffney. And if you're not willng to help me do it, I'll find someone who will.

*Hamada leaves as Taylor places her head in her hands, the sounds of soft crying being the last thing we hear.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following six-Knockout tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sybil, Texas, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Daffney!

*Daffney goes over to Val who backs away from her. Daffney motions for the mic which Val quickly hands over before scuttling away.*

It's almost time. Almost time until we go at it again. I feel like a kid the night before Christmas. The anticipation is killing me. Is your skin tingling, Taylor? Is your mouth dry? Can you barely sit still you're so excited? That's how I feel. I can't wait. But there can't be any easy outs. Otherwise we'd both feel so...unsatisfied. So our match is now no disqualification and no countouts. We can do whatever we want to eachother. It's going to be glorious!

And that brings me to tonight. Angelina, Velvet, listen to me very carefully. I don't care about you. You bore me, you really do. But I need you to do me a favor. It's not hard. Just take care of Hamada and Madison for me. You can do that, right? Leave Taylor to me. Taylor is mine, you hear me? Mine! Forever and ever.

*Daffney throws the mic out of the ring and Val has to run to retrieve it*



Val: Introducing her tag team partners, Angelina Love and Velvet Sky, they are the Beautiful People!



Val: Their opponents, first, from Seattle, Washington, Madison Rayne!



Val: And her partners, the team of Hamada and Taylor Wilde, Wilde Violence!

Beautiful People & Daffney v Wilde Violence & Madison Rayne
3 votes
10 minutes

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Hamada throws Madison onto TBP before shooting daggers at Taylor.

She barely misses, btw.

[MikeyMania]

Hamada with a buzzsaw kick to Angelina

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Velvet takes down Madison with clotheslines. Velvt stomps on Madison but Madison sweeps her leg and tags Taylor in. Daffney begs Velvet for the tag. Interestly, Taylor actually backs off and lets Velvet tag Daffney in.

West: Whoa, here we go.
Tenay: No Surrender has come early.
West: Well this is what Daffney has been waiting for.

Daffney and Taylor exchange right hands and Daffney hits a European Uppercut. Daffeny whips Taylor but Taylor reverses and hits a powerslam. Taylor goes to the top rope but Hamada tags herself in. Daffney immediately "tags" Angelina by pulling her over the top rope and into the ring. Daffney then rolls outside, grabs the Knockout title and heads up the ramp.

Tenay: Where's she going?
West: I think she's done with this match. If Taylor isn't in, she's not interested.

In the ring, Hamada kicks Angelina in the head then hits the Hamada Driver. 1-2-3!

Val: Here are your winners, Wilde Violence and Madison Rayne!

Taylor stares after Daffney almost wistfully until she's snapped out of it by Hamada getting in her face. Hamada looks disgusted and leaves the ring without a word.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sorry, board was screwing up for me there.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Kurt Angle is sitting backstage, getting ready for his match as Mr. Anderson approaches him.*

What the hell do you want?

Someone's in a bad mood. It's not my fault your team lost last week. Well, maybe it is but the point is, I just wanted you to know, I'm disapointed in you.

I wasn't expecting you to be proud. If that's all you've got to say, you can go now.

Maybe you should just hear me out for once. You see, when Bischoff told me I'd be facing one of the best in the world, I got excited. When he told me it was a former multi-time world champion, I thought it would be a great chance to advance my career. Then I learnt I was facing you. Now, take the Kurt Angle of the past and I might be a little worried but the Kurt Angle of 2010? A man so broken down that my dog could probably beat him? Well, now you're the one wasting my time. After all, I pinned you last week and of course, tonight, you want to get out of it. You got yourself a match against Samoa Joe because you know he'll beat you so badly, you won't even make it to the PPV.

I may be a little crazier than I used to be but at least I'm not the one suffering from short term memory loss. When I came to this company, I was the one who ended Samoa Joe's undefeated streak and the last time we faced off on Impact, I made him tap out again. Tonight will be no different and then on Friday, you get to feel the exact same. Only problem is, it will be a lot worse for you.

As tempting as it is to waste more of my time on you, I think I'll leave it for tonight. After all, I've got a proper world champion to beat and maybe after I'm done with you, I'll get a shot at that title again. Everyone here knows I deserve it a hell of a lot more than you. You can keep telling yourself you're the best in the world but at the end of the day, you're nothing compared to

MIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR ANDERSON!

Wait for it.

Wait for...

*Before Anderson can finish, Angle slaps him.*

Tonight, I'm taking care of Joe and if you manage to get by AJ in one piece, I'll glady break you this Friday. It's real. It's damn...

*Anderson quickly slaps Kurt back*

ANDERSON!

*Anderson leaves before anything else can happen*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Green Bay, Wisconson, weighing 243 pounds, Mr Anderson!

Tenay: The brash and cocky Mr Anderson will face Kurt Angle at no Surrender but tonight he has the world champion to contend with.
West: Well Mr Anderson apparently fits in with this new vision Eric Bischoff has for WCTNA and Kurt Angle doesn't.



Val: And his opponent, from Gainseville, Georgia, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!

Tenay: The WCTNA world champion just five days away from defending his title aginst D'Angelo Dinero but he has a tough test tonight.
West: You mean he's five days away from losing his title to D'Angelo Dinero.

AJ Styles v Mr Anderson
3 votes
10 minutes

[MikeyMania]

Styles with a Pele

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Anderson with the Sound Check (Backdrop Driver)

[The Tank]

Anderson with a roll-up plus feet on the ropes.

[Brainbustaaah!]

Anderson Anderson with a short-arm clothesline.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

AJ whips Anderson into the ropes but Anderson hangs on. AJ charges but Anderosn backdrops him onto the apron. AJ goes for a springboard forearm but Anderson sidesteps and AJ crashes and burns. Anderson goes for the Mic Check but AJ blocks it then elbows out of it. Anderson then turns right into the PELE! Dinero makes his way down the ramp. AJ notices and locks eyes with Dinero. The ref warns Dinero off as AJ goes back to Anderson but, with the ref distracted by Dinero, Anderson is able to get a low blow in. Anderson sets up for the Mic Check and hits it. 1-2-3!

Val: Here is your winner, Mr Anderson!

West: Anderson just pinned the world champion!
Tenay: Yeah, thanks to the distraction from Dinero.
West: It's always something. You can't just give Anderson credit and call him resourceful.
Tenay: Resourceful? Are you kidding me?!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*The Motor City Machine Guns and Petey Williams are backstage.*

I told you guys. This leg isn't 100%. I'm still going through physical therapy after what that Samoan bastard did to me.

That's quitter talk! Alex and I never gave up because of a little boo-boo.

I have a broken leg! I still need crutches most of the time!

*Petey raises a crutch.*

See?

Alex, I think that's more quitter talk.

I think so too Chris. I mean, isn't this the man that held the X-Division Title?

Yes.

The man that was made Captain of Team Canada?

I do believe so Alex.

What are you two getting at?

You're PETEY F***ING WILLIAMS! The Canadian Destroyer! You never quit before!

My. Leg. Is. Broken.

And I popped my shoulder out of place against Team 3D. Did I call for a time-out? Did I whine? No! I continued, I persevered, and we ended up beaing those two morons!

Well....

I sprained my ankle against Lethal Dinero. Did I complain about it? Did I make excuses?

This is where you tell me no, right?

Exactly! I didn't give up, and because of that, we became WCTNA Tag Team Champions.

Fine, I get it.

No you don't Petey! You don't get it at all!

Don't quit. I get it.

Nope, missing the entire point. Looks like we have to do this the hard way.

What hard way? I told you I understand what you're telling me!

Next week, you have a match against Brian Kendrick.

What? I'm still injured!

More quitter talk! Drop and give me fifty!

Push-ups?

Well, I was just going to say fifty dollars, but push-ups as well!

Son of a-

NOW!

*Petey begins doing push-ups as we go back to ringside.*

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Val: The following contest is a three team elimination match to determine who will challenge for the WCTNA World Tag Team Championship at No Surrender!



Val: Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 420 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Motor City Machine Guns!

Tenay: The Guns came so close to winning the tag titles at Destination X.
West: They'll get anopther chance if they win this match.



Val: Next, representing the Nastation and accompanied by Tomko and Okada, at a combined weight of 500 pounds, Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi, the Neo Nastys!

Tenay: This new group called the Nastation certainly has numbers on their side but will that be enough to get the job done?
West: It better be, they;re my pick to win this.



Val: And, accompanied by Becky Bayless, from Little Italy, New York, at a combined weight of 350 pounds, Tony Luke and Guido Maritato, the FBI!

Tenay: And the Fully Blooded Italian-Americans, as we're told FBI stands for, get the opportunity to get a title shot in only their second WCTNA match.
West: I still wanna know why Becky whosits gets paid so much for doing nothing.

Motor City Machine Guns v FBI v Nastation
3 votes AGAINST a team to eliminate them
10 minutes