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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 5, 2010 16:26:17 GMT -5
Sabin with the hesitation dropkick on Jerry Sags
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 5, 2010 16:27:40 GMT -5
The Guns hit Thunder Express on Maritato before Chris slides out of the ring, kisses Becky on the cheek, and slides back in.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:29:25 GMT -5
Please someone else vote...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:32:13 GMT -5
Well now what?
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Sept 5, 2010 16:33:41 GMT -5
The Guns with the ASCS Rush on Sags. That's what.  |
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:35:31 GMT -5
The Guins hiot a doule dropkick on Sags to take him out of the ring then hit the Made In Detroit on Kiyoshi. 1-2-3!
Val: The Neo Nastys have been eliminated!
FBI v Motor City Machine Guns
3 votes
10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 5, 2010 16:37:17 GMT -5
Shelley with the Shellshock to Tony Luke
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 5, 2010 16:39:31 GMT -5
Shelly and Sabin hit Made in Detroit on Guido before Chris once again slides out of the ring and proceeds to make out with Becky.
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Post by The Tank on Sept 5, 2010 16:46:05 GMT -5
Well, that wasn't supposed to happen from what I heard.
Okay, The Guns with a "Well, we forgot to promo" kick.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:47:08 GMT -5
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:48:37 GMT -5
The Guns tie Guido up in a Tree of Woe before Sabin ships Tony Luke into Shelley who hit a belly-to-belly into Guido. Shelley then hits the Sliced Bread #2, running up Guido who is still in the Tree of Woe. 1-2-3!
Val: Here are your winners, the Motor City Machine Guns!
Tenay: And know we know, it;ll be the Guns v High Flight one more time.
West: If their last match was anything to go by, I can't wait.
We see Desmond Wolfe pacing around the room, his sunglasses are still on the table.
Five days, only five days until I become the WCTNA Legends champion. From there I can move on to the World title and AJ Styles but that... is a story for another day.
Today I take on Joke, JOK, JKO or whatever his bloody name is, but I do not find him to be important in any way whatsoever, my main concern is what that wanker Mr Lashley will be doing during this "equal contest". Is he going to sit and watch as I send his windowlicker into an early retirement, or will he get off his arse and attempt to beat me down and draw the DQ?
Wolfe moves back towards the table and puts on the sunglasses.
Guess I should go and make sure he doesn't interfere, in the only way I like to, then, his little windowlicker will be sent hurtling off the Tower of London.
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Post by OB91 on Sept 5, 2010 16:48:42 GMT -5
Sabin hits Guido with the SquashShock.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 16:51:30 GMT -5
Val: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing 257 pounds, JKO!
Tenay: As JKO prepares for battle, I can't help but notice Bobby Lashley's absence.
West: He's a busy man, Mike. And that's the Great Bobby Lashley
Val: And his opponent, from London, England, weighing 225 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
Tenay: Well Desmond Wolfe is five days away from a Legends title opportunity and he warms up here with a match against Lashley's lackey JKO.
West: You mean associate.
Tenay: Sure I do.
Desmond Wolfe v JKO
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10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Sept 5, 2010 16:53:03 GMT -5
Uh....Desmond Wolfe hits a Jawbreaker Leg Lariat.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 5, 2010 16:55:15 GMT -5
Wolfe with 47 uppercuts
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Post by Deleted on Sept 5, 2010 16:55:44 GMT -5
Wolfe with a German suplex!
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Post by OB91 on Sept 5, 2010 16:56:11 GMT -5
Desmond keeps his promise and throws JKO off the Tower of London.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Sept 5, 2010 16:59:32 GMT -5
Desmond with the Tower of London, twice.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 17:00:52 GMT -5
Wolfe beats JKO frpom pillar to post before an elbow by JKO stops a charging Wolfe. JKO mounts Wolfe in the corner and starts hitting him with the rights. Wolfe drops JKO facefirst into the turnbuckle. Wolfe then sets JKO onm the top rope and hits the Tower of London. 1-2-3!
Val: Here is your winner, Desmond Wolfe!
As Wolfe celebrates, he turns into a spear from Bobby Lashley. Lashley pounds on Wolfe, then orders JKO to lift him up. Lashley goes for another spear but Wolfe sidesteps and Lashley spears JKO instead. Lashley quickly rolls outside and exits through the crowd. Wolfe considers following but catches sight of JKO getting to his feet and hits a Jawbreaker Lariat on him.
Tenay: Wolfe is ready for Bobby Lashley!
West: Great Bobby Lashley! Great! Oh I give up.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 5, 2010 17:03:01 GMT -5
I'm standing by with Samoa Joe and Taz! Joe, in 5 days you've got a rematch with Jay Lethal for the X-Division Championship, but before that you step into the ring tonight with Kurt Angle!
Kurt Angle. Look back about four years, and there were only two guys on everybody's mind when it came to TNA. Kurt Angle and Samoa Joe. Dream match, fight of the century, whatever you wanna call it. Point is, people's heads turned. That feud gave this company it's highest ratings EVER. Every time you two stepped into the ring, the entire wrestling world was watching.
But things are a little different these days, aren't they? Nobody's on the edge of their seats for this one. It's just another match. And there's gonna be no big follow-up for this one. Joe's goin' on to win the X-Division belt, and you're goin' to fight Ken Anderson.
Tonight's little more than a warm-up. What better way to get ready for a guy who got lucky than by picking up one more win over the best in the world?
Not that I'm trying to argue with the two of you, but if I remember that series right, Kurt Angle had the advantage.
And? That feud ended a while ago, JB. Things have changed since then. Joe's gotten back to the way he was before the exodus from up north back in '06, and Kurt Angle...well, let's be honest. He's not as young as he used to be. His career's winding down. Trust me, JB, I'm the poster boy for knowin' when to call it quits. I ain't sayin' I think Kurt Angle's gonna lose, I'm sayin' I know Kurt Angle's gonna lose tonight.
You used to be Joe's ultimate opponent, but now...you're just another victim on the road back to the top.
*Joe and Taz exit.*
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